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Tuesday, 24 February 2015

Seyi's Secret: Waisted Time

Seyi had never worn a bikini. It pained her, bothered her to the depth of her soul. At least if she could wear a bikini, then she could wear body hugging dresses and shirts. But the bikini, that unashamed goddess strut bikinis gave a woman, would be her show of victory. She pulled on her belly fat and sighed. She went to stay with her friend, Sheila. At nighttime Sheila pulled out a corset and began to wear it.

“Hmm, which one is this one again?” Seyi asked, eyeing her. Sheila laughed “you think this body is by magic abi? I’m waist training” Seyi sat up “Explain it to me”
“You know our tummies have always been big. I use this to trim it down, without losing so much weight. It’s helped me control the quantity of food I eat, and focuses the weight loss on my tummy” Sheila said, her fingers moving deftly, tying the waist trainer.
Seyi thought for a while “I want in” “Wantaramela” Sheila said and laughed. “You will pay me oh” “Ehn I know now” Seyi said impatiently.

By night time the next day, Seyi and Sheila were lacing each other’s Kim steel bone corset from Shapeyou, and they did this everyday after that.
They went swimming that afternoon. Seyi swung her feet in the pool and grinned widely. She couldn’t believe it. Her waisting time was over, and she could finally shine. As she sat there, her tummy did not fold into rolls of embarrassing fat. She felt so light and free.
Sheila came and sat beside her, beaming. “How do you feel?” she asked and nudged her shoulder. “Unbelievable” “Good, because I want to try Shapeyou’s Super Lift Thigh shaper and I want us to do it toge..” Seyi burst out laughing. Sheila was so relentless. “Abeg let me enjoy this one first.” Seyi said, wiggling her waist.
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109 comments:

Unknown said...

Shape you, shape you, shape you!!! Here and there

Unknown said...

Chai Linda u sabi to advertise ooo

Unknown said...

Lindodo!

Unknown said...

Linda this story too long lol. Gudmorni

Unknown said...

Oh well.

New post on the blog
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Unknown said...

Ok

Princess G said...

Hmmmmmm. What a story. Good marketing strategy shall. Weldon shape U

Anonymous said...

Do u own shape you?

bola said...

i like d creativty behind dia publicity. http://youthsalary.com/?user=12956

Unknown said...

Double wahala

Unknown said...

interesting

Unknown said...

Ok

Anonymous said...

Cancel the I in your WASTED TIME #OLuomo Linda, #IbadanPHobia Linda

Unknown said...

Hmmmmm..u and this your waist trainer this early morning...

AbokiDaWarriBoy said...

Linda linda,with sweet melodious advert,i hail o lmfao

AbokiDaWarriBoy said...

Linda linda,with sweet melodious advert,i hail o lmfao

OJAI baby said...

Nice, all their adverts r so cool

Unknown said...

Linda how much dis payed u for dis advertisement, u no gree. Let person rest? Hmmmmm

pey said...

mstcheww who b tata for here where her before and after pic

Dudumide said...

Shapeyou for men no dey to trim d beer belle?

Unknown said...

Girdle

Unknown said...

Girdle

Unknown said...

Wonderful

Anonymous said...

Nice one dear...

Anonymous said...

Ok

Unknown said...

Never knew she's this pretty !!

Anonymous said...

http://payfunda.biz/share/?share=jayesmalling

merryfrancee said...

And to think dt I almost read half way b4 I knw it was an advert for waist trainer!.. Mtsheeeew!.. #teamchris

Unknown said...

Lol Linda, u and this shape u sha everytime

Unknown said...

Wow

Anonymous said...

Ds shape u cn advertize ooh..seen..TOMJERRYSWIT

Unknown said...

a.k.a EDWIN CHINEDU AZUBUKO said...
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Oky.....
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***CURRENTLY IN JUPITER***

Unknown said...

Linda didn't see my comment

Anonymous said...

Ok
Jummatayalh@gmail.com

Unknown said...

Mmmmmmm, Linda I can see that the ministry is growing. Well done! Linda take note!

Unknown said...

Story, story and story all just for...
Nice advert.

Unknown said...

linda... u too need dis whatever oooo. howfa for amber rose.

opustjkwrites.blogspot.com said...

na wa o. lynway


Ruby unlike a Ruby

I picked up the pieces of the broken tumbler, trying to decipher why i didnt feel angry at Ruby. There are so many things going wrong in my life right now, and Ruby was at the bottom of the list. That to her, is unacceptable, and so she threw tantrums. This morning, she had come spoiling for a fight.

"Joshua i am here for the money" she had said coming into my room.
"good morning to you too Ruby" i had replied looking up from the book i was reading. Said book is in shreds right now.
"i don't have time for your sarcasm this morning. today is Saturday. The last Saturday of the month, so please give me money for my hair". she had said striking a pose like she expected a fight. I stood up, went to my wardrobe and brought out my last three thousand naira, home and abroad.
"this is all the money i have in this house. here take two thousand let me hold one thousand" i said stretching the money to her.
looking at me with all the contempt she could muster she asked,"What i'm i supposed to do with two thousand? did i tell you i want to go to a barber's shop?"

I stood up and walked towards her, hands outstretched. pulling her close,i stroked her hair, which still looked good to me by the way. "My love, you know how bad things have been for me since i lost my job. just manage this one for now".
she pushed me away from her, and eyed me up and down.
"can you see how you are insulting me? you know the least weavon i can buy is ten thousand naira and that to fix it on is three thousand naira, then you stare at me with two miserable thousand naira?" continue reading

Anonymous said...

Na wa for these people though!

Chiisunshine(carolips) said...

ooooo na by force? am almost at d verge of buying it myself.

Anonymous said...

Seen
Nice
#oneandonlynwa@gmail.com#

GALORE said...

Shape me......
When I saw @Seyi I thought is Seyi shay




#side eyes






@Galore

Unknown said...

She couldn't wear bikin's cos she has stretch jare ha ds advert is becoming unbecoming o ki lo de.

Unknown said...

Linda marketing g and advertising executive of Laura business

Unknown said...

Linda marketing g and advertising executive of Laura business

kayPee said...

Can men get a shapeyou kind of thing to build six packs?

Unknown said...

Linda u still never rest from this shape me abi shape me&u...

African foodstuff and Raw Materials said...

Hmmmm.... Nice advert, but reduce the price and see aw babes will buy ur waist trainer, most ladies av lots of tinz on their mind..

Being Tochi said...

BOOOriiiinnng......

Anonymous said...

Awww!beautiful

Unknown said...

Oya!2 d ladies rush nw while d offer still last

chy beke said...

Okay

Anonymous said...

Hmmm na wah for dis continuous, boring and annoying shape you advert. Linda enough of dis

Gift Eromosele said...

Well, this is nice but i hope it will not have any side effect to human health.

Gift Eromosele said...

Well this is nice if only it didn,t have side effect to health.

Gift Eromosele said...

Well this is nice if only it didn,t have any side effect.

Unknown said...

MR EDDY said this heat wan kill person o.


Alright. Keep deceiving us.

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^™THAT EDO BOY.COM~

Judeocracy said...

Nice story to capture attention!

Anonymous said...

VERULE says-for them.

Unknown said...

It has side effect believe it or not. Is only a lazy gal that will buy this thing in the name of waist train as for me the best way to lose weight is by doing it the naturial way simple.

Ethel said...

Cooooool I ve a small waist already.

Unknown said...

Is this waist trainers for only ladies? Can't men with pot bellies use it?

Unknown said...

OK o

Unknown said...

ok





#Commenting thru Glo 4G LTE

Favourmoyse Blog said...

See me diligently following the story.. Una try for the advert sha



A lot of people say women don’t know what they want but sometimes men confuse me! You don’t carry their plate to the kitchen, it means you’re not a “wife material”. You don’t make stew when you come on holiday from jand “You’re not caring”. You bring wine glasses because you’re tired of drinking out of cheap plastic cups “you’re trying to invade my
space”. You’re arranging the house because honestly you can’t stand the mess, it is automatically translated to “you’re trying
to make yourself too comfortable”
Honestly,How many yards of wife material is enough wife material, how many yards?

knowurway.com said...

Lol the number 2 much! Nice one shall, I pledge to Nigeria my country to vote Buhari and Osinbajo on 28 of march, to be gentle, loyal on election day, to say NO to GEJ again with all my strength, to protect my PVC and uphold no violence and trouble.. So help me God..
Forward this to ur frnds if u love Nigeria ur country, enough is enough PDP and GEJ corrupt Government must go. #ihavedecided to vote for #change#

Unknown said...

I guess am tired of all dis rubbish linda.

Unknown said...

Gdmoni Linda nd Libers.....Av a blessed day


Moye says so via BB Passport...Courtesy LIB....

prettiyz said...

Nice advert

Anonymous said...

On the real fuck this shit!!! Go and workout ! How hard is it to have a healthy diet and workout to attain the body u want .

Unknown said...

Lol...Akuko

Unknown said...

Shape you and their fake story

Unknown said...

Ds shap you pipo wl explore all advert techniques. Hian!

Unknown said...

Serious advert o, Linda I hope they are paying well for these advert

Unknown said...

Linda u good doing an advert

Miss Ferragamo said...

Linda I can imagine how much you're being paid for this. Make we see road abeg, we don hear

Unknown said...

We ve heard. I am naturally endowed.


@Sophia Stephen

Unknown said...

New trend of advert making sense


:::::::::::::::::::::::::QUEENMAYA:::::::::::::::::::::::

Unknown said...

Dunno if dis shit really works? But cool all d same

Unknown said...

Advert.

Anonymous said...

Silly story! Mtchewww... if you wanna market waist-trainers just do so intead of making up bullcrap!

Unknown said...

Back to these...

Unknown said...

I talk am say e no go pass shapeyou ad.

Unknown said...

Nice one

Unknown said...

Nice

Unknown said...

Wow!

Anonymous said...

Wow!

Unknown said...

This is lovely

Unknown said...

Ok

Unknown said...

Wow! This is lovely

Unknown said...

Wow! This is good

Olusoji said...

She needs no worry, better for her if she seek the expert who will help get her fatty tommy back to normal sexy box.

Unknown said...

I love this

Unknown said...

Wow! This is lovely

Unknown said...

This babe is hot tho....that ass

George Miller said...

Wow! This is lovely

Unknown said...

These pipo shaaa tho am interested.

Unknown said...

Na dem sabi

Amama said...

Linda post my comment ooooo

Unknown said...

Watz luvly abt dis story now, e no gel abeg

Ethel said...

Cool stuff

Unknown said...

Nice...This is good

Unknown said...

Nice....This good

Unknown said...

Nice...This is good

Unknown said...

Marketing... lindaa. now is dis seyi or shiela in that pix? No follow dem dey lie oo

Unknown said...

So cool!!linda is giving us real Gist!!luv her!!Amadasun75@gmail.com

Anonymous said...

the product is rubbish, doesnt do what it says. highly priced rubbish.. was a waste of 25k

Subomi said...

shapeyou again!

Unknown said...

Lind, are you sure dose numbers are real? Cos have been calling dose nos, bbm, watsapp. Dey no dey pick, no reply frm watapp

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