I haven't been able to touch my girlfriend in 5 weeks after an episode with her left me traumatized. During our last lovemaking, as it's customary for us to do if we have much time to give each other pleasure, I like to kiss her down there a lot and give her great pleasure. I like to also lick her b***h**e. She really enjoys it but in our last encounter something went terrible wrong. My girl forgot (or is it deliberate? God forbid) to clean her butt after taking a sh**. So when I put my tongue there, I tasted something funny. When I checked it out with my hands, it was her sh**! I couldn't believe it. She apologized and went to wash up but I haven't been able to get over it. I doubt I'll ever be comfortable around a woman's a**hole again. I haven't been able to touch her since the experience. Are there other men who have experienced this? How did you get over it?
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Monday, 12 January 2015
Dear LIB readers; I've been having nightmares since I tasted my girl's sh**
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«Oldest ‹Older 401 – 474 of 474shame on both of you! and..... ewwww!
No be you carry your mouth go there?
For crying out loud, why would you lick a lady’s P***y? Well you deserve worst than that lover Boy, It’s so irritating. All these girls that you know will never stick their ass in one place, you are busy licking P***y. Only God knows how many times you have lick sperm from Lady’s Pussy
Lolz u'r so funny
Looooooooooooool lwkmd at ese.Chaii still laughing.
Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah I just died and woke up. Thanks for making my morning Cute G
Wait, who the fuck is this bastard?! What a stupid disgusting nd sick story. Olodo oshi! 'ttention seeker!
Shit sucker!!!
Really?? Ur really eating a ladys butthole? Abeg dat one na ur cross.
Exactly!!
Exactly!!
you need a psych evaluation, that is the problem when you confuse reality with fiction.too much porn can do that to you, be careful.
jesu kristi................
She must be a yoruba girl. Better go and see an oral Doctor. Dump her ass, very disgusting. How can she be so lousy & filty, i bet her pussy stinks, that's why you couldn't perceive the smell of feaces before your tongue got to it. Dump the dirty thing, she's not worth it.
Gross!!! D girl is dirty for not cleaning up after visiting d rest room n u are nasty for not perceiving d odor
Deal wit it please! Start by admitting ur mistake n tell urself shit happens, u were carried away n ended up in a asshole full of shit
lwkmd™™!boss u 4get say her a**hole wasn't meant 4 ur tongue but her sh**t....u hv been searching 4 it snc in d name of pleasure nw u hv gotten wat u r looking for.....hahaha ...ur taste 4 a**hole has been quenched... dts a bad way to learn a gud lesson...
Nightmares ke???? Was d shit dat possessed? Things people do 4 pleasure.
My friend it has happened, wash ur mouth thoroughly which I kn u must hv done already, get over it & I'm sure u wld never try dat again.
Tell ur girl 2 alwz keep it clean, 4 d mere fact dat she knw's u alwz go dwn dere, she shld hv washed herslf b4 d act knowing dat she used d shithole not long ago. It mite hv been a case of her not cleaning up properly not necessarily dat she 4got.
Chhooi I fit dieee ehhh
Dude, you cant lick an ass all the time and not expect to see shit once! Its happened already, just dela with it bro.
I love anal sex (heterosexual only), so i guess i can reason wit u my guy. Nothing wrong with pleasuring ur woman's butthole. All the hypocrites up in here, pls just shut it. The sick things some of you do in private and you peeps come here to front.
As for me i go continue to dey knack my girl for backdoor cos i love it. Guy soory for your bad experience though. Take heart.
Serve you right
@Marcee ...U must be inexperienced at sexual pleasure gratification 4 not having ur butthole licked b4. For a start, just stimulate it urself with a bird feather 4 about 15mins and see what it feels like then u can imagine what it feels like with warmth of a tongue
hahahhahaaaaaaaa.....my tummy oooo....lmaooooooo....chai dis is not a story to read at work..guys shaaa
Human beings reducing themselves to animals since 18AD
Linda my post is one among two post(my post and Emeka's post) that looked at this topic in a mature way and you and your staff decided not to post it. It showed me the kind of low level of thinking you guys have really.
To say she's dirty is an understatement. Both of them are completely disgusting!
AHhahhahhah you're ass licker......Asshole
AHhahhahhah you're ass licker......Asshole
AHhahhahhah you're ass licker......Asshole
Serves you right pervert!!!!!!!! Mtchewwwww
u nasty ass ni*** u deserve what u got
lol both you and your girl are dirty pigs since u eat her ass hole u would have was up first hahaha ass hole eater
Nigga go for therapy cos real nigga's don't do butt holes.#..#Eeeeewwwwww
Abnormality is your case.
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This is a very bad habit,that why most pple contact infection
lol.............
Mia says sooooooooooooo!!! hahahaha
Bros no be fight naa...lols.Seriously,u would have asked her to wash before u started.Asshole?its disgusting biko!
dirty dawg....bet u will never try that nonsense ever again in ur life...
d tinz oyinbo pple go cause eh! i dnt fink u can get over it o.
Olodo na shithole u suppose lick???
LOL, Lobatan! Sissy Linda this is epic.
you are such a fooooooooooooooo!!!
Guess ur gal uses toilet paper to clean up hence,ur nightmare. You are both dirty,so deal wif ur tingy.
You go lick 'Otula' come here dey cry for us, go sort yourself out dude.
It's shitty i know (pun very much intended) but deal with it
hehehehehehe
Dude ur gone... go and drink bleach. yuck!!!!
Sorry to hear about that.
Just try to avoid the Ass hole for a while and get your mind involve in other aspect of your Love making.
Sure you will come over it
Your girl should also ensure good peri-anal hygiene next time
u are a mad man
Opelope....take home package for that bro...Kpele.
oga you tried
so u ate ur girls poop ,, so what ,big deal , someone's gotta do it,,#sarcasm ,,,bet it taste like chicken,,.,.laughing in my pinky and the brain voice ,, narf narf narf ,zort,,,
Hahahahhhaahhahaahahahahahahahahaahahaahhahahahhahahahhahaa.oh my gosh!!! Cnt stop laffin. U neva hala.
full why do go there
full why do go there
Hahahaaaaaaaa!!!!! So sorry dear. That's what u get when u are always kissing or licking ass holes... lol
Chisos!!!!!!!
Lols, you gotta live with it bro, that's ya cross
Hahahaaa after ur tongue tasted it, u still went further to check it out with your hand and of course your Nose confirmed it. Hahaha well Bro! Health Advice, if you must go down on ur g.f make sure both of you 'must ' have your bath, even after Sex or lovemaking both should still wash off.
Hahhahahahahahahahha, can't stop laughing with dis story and the funny comments
no big deal u guyz shuld try and get along hav mor sex more romance but mak sure u guyz bath b4 sex........
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Because d front no do u...haha...na so!!!
Hahhahahahahayahahhaahahhahahagahagagagagahahahahahahah whoa serves your right, #shiteater
As in ehnnn......pussy no do u suck, u con enta shit hole; Wetin u expect for dia before? Perv
Kudos on your fornication announcement. Congrats
Hahahahahahhahahaha u so funny I swear...
Use Listerine mouthwash after bro! But damn, she must be full of filth!
ve mistakenly moved my tounge to that region wen giving head before,compported immediately sha d smell is somow ...but as for u!,u don turn am to office naso she carry file come for u..dey solve am....na ur palava
u die well
Started having nightmares too once after sleeping with one guy. Had to call everything off stopped seeing him.
Then I called in a pastor who asked me call for prayers by 9pm for 3 days and that was how it stopped.
It was really scary...so I can really understand your fear.
#rimshot
Hiss
bangBros de call am ass2Mouth.
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In porno that is what they call ass2Mouth. Ask bangBros to confirm am.
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