UK Mirror Agony Aunt, TV
presenter and author Coleen Nolan embarrassed the heck out of his son by telling a panel on Live TV on ITV show Loose Women that she once listened to her son having sex for more than 4 minutes and was 'dead impressed'. Recalling
the incident, Coleen revealed:
“I came down one morning and had a
missed call from Shane Junior and I’d missed it at 4am. I knew
he’d been out so I was panicking, thinking ‘oh my god’, he might be in
hospital and all that. And it had gone to voicemail and I was listening
to it for about the first ten seconds and I was thinking ‘what the hell
is that?’ I realised his phone had gone off during....his night of
passion.
"And I hope he’s not watching today but let me say I listened for four
and a half minutes, four and a half minutes, I was dead impressed.. When he came round I played it for him and his girlfriend. I had to embarrass him.” See her sons reaction on Twitter after the cut
Later Sean, now 26, wrote
"In my defence it was longer than four and a half minutes...”
114 comments:
Lol
Quite embarrassing
lolz dis oyibo people will not kill me with laff
Hahahaha. Hmmmm so embarrassing
Even Out Mother's Have Gone Crazy Too.. Hmmm..
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Mmmmm.....in 9ja na strokes of cane
Dat woman must b sick.
Kai. Lol
HUMBLE EVE
chai! Aunty Linda!! U can like to find Sex News shaaaaa.......smh
HIAN!! Is there anything we won't read online, ,OChim..
Lol he must ve bn embarrassed
I would be embarrassed too... Sometimes you don't want your mom to know certain things.
Really embarrassing abeg. Which parent eavesdrops on thr children having sex. Linda take note!
>>>> LMAO, White people and easy life...<<<<
Really embarrassing abeg. Which parent eavesdrops on thr children having sex. Linda take note!
Really embarrassing abeg. Which parent eavesdrops on thr children having sex. Linda take note!
Really embarrassing abeg. Which parent eavesdrops on thr children having sex. Linda take note!
Lolzzzzzz.
Some stupid tins like dis doesn't deserve to hit d news.
It mak no sense.
white ppl & their way of life
better don't try this in 9ja
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Na wa , no be small thing o
LMAO....very funny woman....can imagine how embarassed the son would've been
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Hehehe. whites no get problem. Make my mamma hear me dey do Shoki. Na tag team killing she and my pappa go do me.
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Ahhh! Nice, but trust naija parent, Ʊ go fear d look on her face, xpecially if Ʊ re a lady.. Pray my mum doesn't see or hear dat o
Lolzzzzzz......na wa 4 dis pipul ooo
Lol funny mom.
Miss indomie says so.
What moral lesson do we learn from this abeg? Mtcheeew!!!
Hahahahahahaa Nawa o do's white ppl self.
Lol seriously ROTFL
Orishirishi
Craze people
Lmao ...joker!
Orishirishi...wetin we nor go hear....
I dnt knw what is in de brain of all dis white people. Lol. #oneandonlynwa@gmail.com#
Ridiculous
Just 4mins,ogbeni u dey learn work
#JustSaying
Hahahahahaha. Ndi zuzu
This woman must be high on something.
crazy people. *linda'sstepsister*
Lol, what avnt I heard ,
Wow, that's ridiculous. Whites eeh
Wow, that's ridiculous. Whites eeh
Hmmmmm...loll
Not bad. But shouldn't be publicised
Before u know, she go wan knyash her pickin. Real thursday FUCKERY.
What!!! Things like this news anywhere else aside Africa nation cos things like this an abomination in Africa. #Badparenting#
OMG... WTF wit dis guys over dat side of d world.... Is kinda weird, isn't it?
Wondering what she would have heard her son's babe say/reactions to make her this proud???
Like the dude already... Got humour all packaged.... #Nice
Lol
Mum why now !!!!! Lmao
Lmao...its really embarrasing tho..
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Wish i can last upto four minutes...... Sad enough mine its just a minute.....if am lucky 3 minutes for the second round
I love this blog.. buh wait ooO where is OnyeX.. uhmm
lol funny.. some mums are weird like that but he took it well anyway
Oyibo no go kill us
Oyibo no go kill us
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She's just a perv!! Yuck! No good enough reason in dis world will make u listen to ur son banging!! Ewwww! Gross
Did you understand what you read at all? Just asking because of the high level of ignorance you just displayed.
I love the whites, and the way the leave their lives.
My mom would do this to me!
I checked on him, and he told me have been busy but he will be back soon.
But it was Onyx I checked on not onyeX though.
TRASHY!!!. Oyibo with their yeye lifestyle. Which African mother get time for this kind tin?
I hope d boy has moved out of his ma house how can u embarrassed ur son like DAT
Onyxx shutup
Ur tiny brain can't see the sarcasm and joke in this gist?
And I tot u were smart
Ur dp makes me hungry...
Bad mom
No nah, it's just wrong!!!
lolzzzz yeye i trust naija mum
Mother and pikin.
Meanwhile, I still have a crush on #lauraikeji
Lmao !!! crazy mum...can't stop laughing ..
Eww!! But I still don't understand why men feel that the longer they bang away the better. Anything longer than seven minutes starts to become torture... #disinterested
Hehehe!
And u are telling us this because????
Lol..... I like dis woman
Its so abnormal to listen to your son bang. Well, everything mean something to these guys
This woman is mad! Who does that??
This woman is mad! Who does that??
Onyx u are so right. She's a perv pls. To realize it was sex and hold on and keep listening? Nooooo that's dirty! 4.5 mins? C'mon there is absolutely no humour in that
I rather hear my son having sex with his girlfriend than telling me, mum am gay.
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hahahahahahaha This kain happening mama na wa o.
I used to listen to my older cousin when I was very young lol.. #ThingsWeDoWhileGrowingUp
Wen was d last time u got banged Onyx? Pls do quick, it affecting U...
Y won't u love their way of bn stupid...olodo
Y won't u love their way of bn stupid...olodo
Very very...almost got me laughing out loud at work. And the guys later comment though.
very funny. almost got me laughing out loud at work.
Linda imagine this story happened in 9ja I pity the guy and the girl that day. Lol
It was just 4mins lazy man
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She's no perv, white ppl's reasoning differ from ours
How embarrassing, but why did she listen continue listening though?
So funny and embarrassing to the guy
Wch kind moma b DAT ni!
PERV
Lol this kind mother ooooo
Onyx n Ani abeg how is she a prev? What century 2 u live in abeg? It's not like she creeped in2 his room 2 listen 2 him bang some chick
@hettheredelilah....na correct food be dat...hehe! U shud
Hi,this sound like he mum wanted some juicy icewet moodthins
Hmmmm,Na waoo
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Hmmm very funny,I like white,they are outspoken and she didn't eavesdrop,am embarrase 4d guy o,4minutes?guy u need to see a doctor
What a morally degraded society!
Lol funny mum! Hope she was not feeling horny listening to her son having s*x! Hehehe lol!!!
Wow! u are really local, gosh
Madam we haff heard Na it is OK
U shud be ashamed of urself, idiot
You are always sounding foolish
Y the insult?
This woman is crazy,who does that?
Nah wa o,see yankee mother
Where went thou? Work I guess. Wlc back.
Funny.....
God bless u oooooooo!!!! U just talk my mind
Yes, i thot so! Coleen, youngest of the Nolan sisters. Loved you gals and still have your album of all your greatest hits.
The woman is crazy. Can't listen to that kind of crap. Bt d son's response is epic. Hahaha
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