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Thursday 15 January 2015

"I listened to my son have sex for 4mins & I was impressed' - British TV personality

UK Mirror Agony Aunt, TV presenter and author Coleen Nolan embarrassed the heck out of his son by telling a panel on Live TV on ITV show Loose Women that she once listened to her son having sex for more than 4 minutes and was 'dead impressed'. Recalling the incident, Coleen revealed:
“I came down one morning and had a missed call from Shane Junior and I’d missed it at 4am. I knew he’d been out so I was panicking, thinking ‘oh my god’, he might be in hospital and all that. And it had gone to voicemail and I was listening to it for about the first ten seconds and I was thinking ‘what the hell is that?’ I realised his phone had gone off during....his night of passion.
"And I hope he’s not watching today but let me say I listened for four and a half minutes, four and a half minutes, I was dead impressed.. When he came round I played it for him and his girlfriend. I had to embarrass him.” See her sons reaction on Twitter after the cut

Later Sean, now 26, wrote
"In my defence it was longer than four and a half minutes...”

114 comments:

FOLARIN• said...

Lol

Quite embarrassing

Unknown said...

lolz dis oyibo people will not kill me with laff

Unknown said...

Hahahaha. Hmmmm so embarrassing

Unknown said...

Even Out Mother's Have Gone Crazy Too.. Hmmm..
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Unknown said...

Mmmmm.....in 9ja na strokes of cane

AbokiDaWarriBoy said...

Dat woman must b sick.

HUMBLE EVE said...

Kai. Lol










HUMBLE EVE

Unknown said...

chai! Aunty Linda!! U can like to find Sex News shaaaaa.......smh

MADEMOISELLE said...

HIAN!! Is there anything we won't read online, ,OChim..

Unknown said...

Lol he must ve bn embarrassed

SMURF said...

I would be embarrassed too... Sometimes you don't want your mom to know certain things.

Unknown said...

Really embarrassing abeg. Which parent eavesdrops on thr children having sex. Linda take note!

Neks said...

>>>> LMAO, White people and easy life...<<<<

Unknown said...

Really embarrassing abeg. Which parent eavesdrops on thr children having sex. Linda take note!

Unknown said...

Really embarrassing abeg. Which parent eavesdrops on thr children having sex. Linda take note!

Unknown said...

Really embarrassing abeg. Which parent eavesdrops on thr children having sex. Linda take note!

Unknown said...

Lolzzzzzz.
Some stupid tins like dis doesn't deserve to hit d news.

It mak no sense.

Unknown said...

white ppl & their way of life
better don't try this in 9ja




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Steady said...

Na wa , no be small thing o

Unknown said...

LMAO....very funny woman....can imagine how embarassed the son would've been
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omolara sijuade said...

I trust nigerian mothers

maccido said...

Nawa o

Unknown said...

MR EDDY said this harmattan is sponsored by MTN. It is everywhere u go.

Hehehe. whites no get problem. Make my mamma hear me dey do Shoki. Na tag team killing she and my pappa go do me.
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CHERRY said...

Gud for u o!

African foodstuff and Raw Materials said...

Ahhh! Nice, but trust naija parent, Ʊ go fear d look on her face, xpecially if Ʊ re a lady.. Pray my mum doesn't see or hear dat o

Unknown said...

Lolzzzzzz......na wa 4 dis pipul ooo

Daralohi said...

Lol funny mom.

Miss indomie says so.

Seun A. said...

What moral lesson do we learn from this abeg? Mtcheeew!!!

Chidinma Grace said...

Hahahahahahaa Nawa o do's white ppl self.

Blaq said...

Lol seriously ROTFL
Orishirishi

Unknown said...

Craze people

Dave Mide said...

Lmao ...joker!

Mulan said...

Orishirishi...wetin we nor go hear....

Anonymous said...

I dnt knw what is in de brain of all dis white people. Lol. #oneandonlynwa@gmail.com#

Unknown said...

Ridiculous

fabulous said...

Just 4mins,ogbeni u dey learn work





#JustSaying

Anonymous said...

Hahahahahaha. Ndi zuzu

Anonymous said...

This woman must be high on something.

Unknown said...

crazy people. *linda'sstepsister*

Unknown said...

Lol, what avnt I heard ,

Unknown said...

Wow, that's ridiculous. Whites eeh

Unknown said...

Wow, that's ridiculous. Whites eeh

Unknown said...

Hmmmmm...loll

sodablog said...

Not bad. But shouldn't be publicised

Unknown said...

Before u know, she go wan knyash her pickin. Real thursday FUCKERY.

kblyte said...

What!!! Things like this news anywhere else aside Africa nation cos things like this an abomination in Africa. #Badparenting#

Unknown said...

OMG... WTF wit dis guys over dat side of d world.... Is kinda weird, isn't it?

Gozie said...

Wondering what she would have heard her son's babe say/reactions to make her this proud???

Dinci said...

Like the dude already... Got humour all packaged.... #Nice

Unknown said...

Lol
Mum why now !!!!! Lmao

www.glowyshoe.com said...

Lmao...its really embarrasing tho..

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Unknown said...

Wish i can last upto four minutes...... Sad enough mine its just a minute.....if am lucky 3 minutes for the second round

Unknown said...

I love this blog.. buh wait ooO where is OnyeX.. uhmm

Subomi said...

lol funny.. some mums are weird like that but he took it well anyway

Unknown said...

Oyibo no go kill us

Unknown said...

Oyibo no go kill us

Unknown said...

a.k.a EDWIN CHINEDU AZUBUKO said...
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Lmaoo.... If na for naija dey for don direct yu to church for cleansing...... Lolx....
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Unknown said...

She's just a perv!! Yuck! No good enough reason in dis world will make u listen to ur son banging!! Ewwww! Gross

Unknown said...

Did you understand what you read at all? Just asking because of the high level of ignorance you just displayed.

Unknown said...

I love the whites, and the way the leave their lives.

ary said...

My mom would do this to me!

Unknown said...

I checked on him, and he told me have been busy but he will be back soon.

Unknown said...

But it was Onyx I checked on not onyeX though.

Unknown said...

TRASHY!!!. Oyibo with their yeye lifestyle. Which African mother get time for this kind tin?

Unknown said...

I hope d boy has moved out of his ma house how can u embarrassed ur son like DAT

Unknown said...

Onyxx shutup
Ur tiny brain can't see the sarcasm and joke in this gist?
And I tot u were smart

heytheredelilah said...

Ur dp makes me hungry...

ujunwa said...

Bad mom

ebonyz... said...

No nah, it's just wrong!!!

Unknown said...

lolzzzz yeye i trust naija mum

Yinka said...

Mother and pikin.



Meanwhile, I still have a crush on #lauraikeji

Unknown said...

Lmao !!! crazy mum...can't stop laughing ..

Anonymous said...

Eww!! But I still don't understand why men feel that the longer they bang away the better. Anything longer than seven minutes starts to become torture... #disinterested

Unknown said...

Hehehe!

Anonymous said...

And u are telling us this because????

Faith Makky said...

Lol..... I like dis woman

Unknown said...

Its so abnormal to listen to your son bang. Well, everything mean something to these guys

Unknown said...

This woman is mad! Who does that??

Unknown said...

This woman is mad! Who does that??

Ani said...

Onyx u are so right. She's a perv pls. To realize it was sex and hold on and keep listening? Nooooo that's dirty! 4.5 mins? C'mon there is absolutely no humour in that

Unknown said...

I rather hear my son having sex with his girlfriend than telling me, mum am gay.

Shalom in Nigeria, Amen

Unknown said...

hahahahahahaha This kain happening mama na wa o.

Toronto Finest said...

I used to listen to my older cousin when I was very young lol.. #ThingsWeDoWhileGrowingUp

@MEETD®EALEVANS™ said...

Wen was d last time u got banged Onyx? Pls do quick, it affecting U...

Unknown said...

Y won't u love their way of bn stupid...olodo

Unknown said...

Y won't u love their way of bn stupid...olodo

Unknown said...

Very very...almost got me laughing out loud at work. And the guys later comment though.

Unknown said...

very funny. almost got me laughing out loud at work.

Anonymous said...

Linda imagine this story happened in 9ja I pity the guy and the girl that day. Lol

Davido's driver said...

It was just 4mins lazy man


@lwkmd_naija

Jeni_zee said...

She's no perv, white ppl's reasoning differ from ours

DaBabe said...

How embarrassing, but why did she listen continue listening though?

Unknown said...

So funny and embarrassing to the guy

Unknown said...

Wch kind moma b DAT ni!
PERV

Unknown said...

Lol this kind mother ooooo

Unknown said...

Onyx n Ani abeg how is she a prev? What century 2 u live in abeg? It's not like she creeped in2 his room 2 listen 2 him bang some chick

Unknown said...

@hettheredelilah....na correct food be dat...hehe! U shud

Anonymous said...

Hi,this sound like he mum wanted some juicy icewet moodthins

Unknown said...

Hmmmm,Na waoo
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Unknown said...

Hmmm very funny,I like white,they are outspoken and she didn't eavesdrop,am embarrase 4d guy o,4minutes?guy u need to see a doctor

Anonymous said...

What a morally degraded society!

Unknown said...

Lol funny mum! Hope she was not feeling horny listening to her son having s*x! Hehehe lol!!!

Unknown said...

Wow! u are really local, gosh

Unknown said...

Madam we haff heard Na it is OK

Unknown said...

U shud be ashamed of urself, idiot

Unknown said...

You are always sounding foolish

Unknown said...

Y the insult?

Unknown said...

This woman is crazy,who does that?

godson onyekuru said...

Nah wa o,see yankee mother

Princess G said...

Where went thou? Work I guess. Wlc back.

dami said...

Funny.....

Anonymous said...

God bless u oooooooo!!!! U just talk my mind

Anonymous said...

Yes, i thot so! Coleen, youngest of the Nolan sisters. Loved you gals and still have your album of all your greatest hits.

Juleslouis said...

The woman is crazy. Can't listen to that kind of crap. Bt d son's response is epic. Hahaha

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