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Friday, 16 January 2015

Dear ladies...message for you! :-)

Gbam! Lol

187 comments:

Yemi Ijeoma said...

Lmao! Hehehe?

white Berry said...

Lol

Anonymous said...

Lol!

Omotele Tele said...

Ashawo linda

precious swit berry said...

Lols,Linda u no kill person.

glowy shoe said...

Well said

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white Berry said...

Not all ladies fake orgasms anyway

sarah abuede okodugha said...

Lmao

ochuko arhiakpore said...

Words of reality,take it or leave it

GEJ till 2019

!! BIG BROTHER SAYS SO !!

LAURAAUJ KAHI said...

Hilarious.
Shooting star indeed

Ali haruna Babatunde said...

4 d ladies

Anonymous said...

So?

helen okoye said...

#truetalk#

Anjorin Aderonke said...

Hehehehehe dat's tru tho

wilheminna moses said...

Faking it isn't a crime.....if ur not in d mood....na to fake jor, body no be wood. Gbam!

Cute G said...

Whatever that means...

chigozie lucia said...

Lol, Ndi ala

Anjorin Aderonke said...

Hehehehehe dat's tru tho

Anonymous said...

Lwkmd. #oneandonlynwa@gmail.com#

Elizabeth said...

I have never experienced nor faked an orgasm .

Don Meritson Mba said...

only if they will hear...


#GodblessNigeria

linda"s fan said...

Gerrout jor

BONARIO NNAGS said...

Oh! I always take her to the climax,but without a ladder.

~BONARIO~says so via NOKIA LUMIA

Bbb said...

I tire.... can't remember the last time I exp an orgasm...

jay ayo said...

Lol....hilarious

Black Anchor 2 said...

True talk.. Una hear

Anonymous said...

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Bonita Bislam said...

Hahaha funny but TRUE

Duchess Nothin said...

Preach. Lazy niggas need to put in work

Anonymous said...

Ah ah....this is harsh oooooo

Jade said...

Sometimes when you've had a hectic day, so u want to please him even if the last thing on your mind is sex. Faking skills come in handy. Just saying, I mean you can't be in the mood all the time

Anonymous said...

Ah ah....this is harsh ooo

Anonymous said...

Lmfao, true tho

ed DREAMZ said...

a.k.a EDWIN CHINEDU AZUBUKO said...
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Lmaooooo.... Hahahahahahahaha...... I don die o.....
*GLO BRING 3G TO KONTAGORA*
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***CURRENTLY IN JUPITER***

gracie offor said...

Haaaahhhahaaahhahaha





.........LIB ADDICTION......

Ruthie said...

Ha!ha!Md hope u re reading this?

Daniel Okafor said...

Dear LIB, you make have to employ some censor experts. You are becoming more and more sex appealing.

Kelly Babatunde said...

Lwkmd. A beg o, make una dey encourage us once in a while. Its not easy to engage oneself in a constant oscillatory motion during the conjugal process. So if we can't get you to cloud 9 today, encourage us so that we can get you there next time

Anonymous said...

Thank the Lord for my rabbit, my bullet and my shower head.. men bawo??

Anonymous said...

I really don't want to fake it but he keeps going trying to make me c**m so I fake it when I'm tired

Anonymous said...

I really don't want to fake it but he keeps going trying to make me c**m so I fake it when I'm tired

Adaobi Nnoli said...

Lol, crazy

Anonymous said...

Men out there, una don hear am ooooooooooooo

obiora said...

Is this what life is all about now? Sex,fuck,orgasms,boobs,eggplant,booty. Uwa nka sef!

Prudence Muna said...

Lols!lwkmd!seriously? Its hard and unfair a times to let them know.

carlos iyke said...

Lol, but that's true oo. It's better you tell him than hide it.
$.
$.
@Mr Endowed via Lumia phone

@lwkmd_naija - follow on instagram/twitter said...

Some grld just never cum

khemorah said...

Lol!

ary said...

True! Cos you soothe his ego at your expense, the n*gga probably going about talking about how he hitting that sh*t right, all the while he just shooting and missing.

eka said...

without faking it most of u would sleep there.............

Sena Job said...

Lolzzzz

opeyemi afolabi said...

trash

CELEB said...

Loll. Gbam! For years I tot sometHing was wrong with me when he would finish and am left hanging,till hubby came and I realised they knew not what they were abt, looool. So babes, open up and demand total satisfaction!

Anonymous said...

For u to knw dis then u fucking fake urs too.gbam.lol..........dEenop@yahoo.com

Dr. Ada said...

LMAO

Anonymous said...

Rubbish

buki bookey said...

Lmao

Lindy Waks said...

Hahahahahhaahhaha..... i'm so showing my hubby this.

ROYAL PRIESTHOOD said...

Lolzzzzzzzzz.
Dis msg is biZzare and senseless.

Though hilarious to me despite b senseless.

Bold Kid said...

Real Gbam oo...LOOL

ugochi ocheze said...

Hmmm! I agree,some ladies do that.

seunLondon said...

Things I read amazes me..lol @shooting star...mileage will run oooo #SeunLondon

seunLondon said...

Things I read amazes me..lol @shooting star...mileage will run oooo #SeunLondon

Anonymous said...

Odiegwu..lol

Chikaodili Ndife said...

Hahahaha, this is serious oo

Chikaodili Ndife said...

Hahahaha, this is serious oo

HAWTTALKWITHTOSAN said...

Amen to that!

christie benjamin said...

Which society tell them that they run the world? Girls run the world biko....as for the faking thing that's their probs
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u scofield said...

Complete Gbam....the Gbam settles it

Ayoola Adekunle said...

Hi Linda have bn trying to reach you through your emails but it seem you ain't reading them. Pls try and get through to me via email tnx.

You and this your funny articles sha. Hmmmm......
I comment my reserve.

richard kenedy said...

DATZ COOL

lord flacko said...

This is a beautiful pice of crap.

PRINCE WILLIAMS said...

Chei. Conji don almost injure linda ooooo. Please get yourself a man asap biko and don't 4get to buy him a brand new cutlass cos he'll need it to clear the thick forest and cut down the iroko and mahogany tress that must have grown down there.

Iriase ikhile said...

Well written

mary kabiru said...

Seen

Idiongo Patrick said...

Looooooooool

nekysparkles said...

Exactly!

Anonymous said...

Wow...that was blunt! Lol. #word

rukky eide said...

Noted

Anonymous said...

True talk...... Vivah

SWILL MARTIN said...

It's a Nrmal shiit,if your guy can't make you cum then he ain't a real dude,how wud he cum without u first cumin,if na me u must come oooo,coz e go de embarasin naa,as if ur dick no legit 4 dmata.

Daizy Madubuko said...

Hahahaha.... Lolz@ ''shooting star''

Anonymous said...

Yes o!

udeze obumneme said...

Rare ladies say it sometimes, concerned party has said the hearty truth.

missboss said...

Ok!

Mercy Obu said...

Buh a woman's private part is suppose to be dry when she's not wet so how do they end up faking orgasm that d man won't even notice?or is d man a baby?

o patience said...

Lol na today them know. I'm sure 50% or more does dat

Neks said...

>>>> ewooooh, lol hmmmm <<<<

Juliet Iwuno said...

I concur 100%, couldn't have been beta said. Linda take note!

Ijeoma Okafor said...

Lol! Truth is out.

Juliet Iwuno said...

I concur 100%, couldn't have been beta said. Linda take note!

Goziem Oh LORD said...

No make sense to me at all

AbokiDaWarriBoy said...

Akpom! Nailed it

Pamela Ugochi Orji said...

Hehehehehe. Ok na, una don hear. She dat hears,
shudd here well
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AbokiDaWarriBoy said...

Ladies be warn o.

Vivian Chinasa said...

Well said jor......lol @ shooting star

igwe Adaobi said...

Gbam !! Gbam!! Gbam!!
Note taken

Maliquidream said...

On point !!!

CHERRY said...

Hmmm!

LADY B said...

LMAO! but if u tell dem now dey wud feel downgraded...

omolara sijuade said...

Lobatan

Anonymous said...

You mean there are still chics out there who fake it?! In this day and age?! Abeg we r not in the 90s anymore, how the hell would a guy know if he needs to step up his game?

Esther Yemmy said...

Lobatan

Tamia lixir said...

Nothing to see here folks...lmao.

Anonymous said...

Lamo but thats the truth anyways........mohrentkaygee20@yahoo.com

Wil iam said...

True, but it will back-fire and get their pussies gt torn

ANENE Uwadiegwu said...

Real matters

Bibian Obunse said...

Hmmmmm....Dear Linda,is this msg frm you or u just copy paste frm somewhere else????doesn't sound like u though

K said...

Linda you gotta start censoring for kids' sake!!

LIB SYNDROME said...

Jeeeezzzz. What arrogance.

Subomi said...

I thought some fake it cos they are tired and bored of the sex, seems its done to make dudes feel cool with themselves lol

okafor esther said...

Word!

Sandy said...

My sister o!

Princez Hendrix said...

Lol...Straight to d point!!

Anonymous said...

#WORD it's sooooooo true 😄😃
#TracySaysSo

Jenny zee said...

Abi ooo, it's a very common thing for women to fake orgasm just to make a man feel good asif d man na God or he will beat u if u dnt fake it lol

chinny choo said...

Word! Lmao

lucky chukz said...

Gbam. But why will they fake it? Wondering

Jules Louis said...

We r trying to save υ̲̣̥r̲̅ egos as men by not saying. (Story) i dey talk o. Ladies pls speak up o.

APPLE said...

Very true. Why fake it??!!

Bunmi Suru said...

I guess ,lool.

nelce said...

Lol

lara jacobs said...

Lol,but it's embarrassing though.....for the guy but if you ain't fucking ur girl I thinks yous hould know no matter how.as for me my guy shines my Congo well#rotfl#

Anny Ibanga said...

Wow! But that is it shaa.

chi_ special said...

Na waaa,2 much use of foul language

Shina Shine said...

Ya, you're right
Depend on guy, she can't fake it with hard rod guy



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ese orji said...

Lindaaaaaaaaa........you have come again oh...chai, hope you would also not do the same when you get married. lmao.

chike chike said...

can't get this it seems abusive..










#Linda's give away

angelite said...

Dis person is rily disgruntled.....

Kelvin Nick said...

this is the most irrelevant issue in the world right now

Juliet Godwin said...

Hmmm...just passsing

Anonymous said...

But honestly na true ooo ( meemee ).

mz dre said...

Nasoo......lolz

ngbede gabriel said...

Lol.

ngbede gabriel said...

For Fuck sakes!

Anonymous said...

K









HUMBLE EVE

Debbie Chelsea said...

Lol

chioma oranebo said...

KpOM KWEN

Motion T said...

Lols

Teemah Salau said...

Sure thing! I totally agree!

ELENA (HER MAJESTY) said...

Totally agree

Pius Oluwe said...

Gbam oya take your destiny in your hand

Sonia pinky said...

Lol

ukwumaka theophilus said...

True talk. If i aint trying let me know so that i can improve. Why fake it? Why die in silence? The pleasure is suppose to be mutual. Oh you fear to bruise his ego as man that is why you keep quiet. Silence doesn't solve the problem either. Ladies, help us to help you.



Busy Fingers.

Dobzi said...

Lol
http://www.dobzifingers.blogspot.com/?m=1

Kingsley Bassey said...

I just wonder why a woman would so fake her ogasms, look the dude in eye & tell him what u feel,i 'll always luv myself course I put hoes ahead of me that's why they will always come back for more.#THAT AKWA IBOM BOY#

Bokunor. linda ikeji's adopted son said...

Went to church dis evening, can't read dat

Anonymous said...

Lol, absolutely concur. Stuff needs to whistle hard like one of those old school granny kettles when it reaches boiling point...

Anonymous said...

Huh!!!!

Same NaijaDeltaBabe said...

Come n take me too na

Anonymous said...

@Obiora u just read my mind. Our society has lost it's values. Sex, nudity, fuck. It is well o

Bonita Bislam said...

Lol

Anonymous said...

Make I go break my waist bcos say I wan turn her cunt to shooting star abi? No be only shooting star, na kano pillars.

Anonymous said...

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Redcandy said...

Lindy, girl, I ain't complaining.

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Anonymous said...

Well said darln. Lol so I guess it's d men... Dat r actually faking that they don't know their girls r faking bcos dem actually done tire abi? Lmao but! U wan kill us Aunty?... U go fit Nack 24 hrs ooo. B calm sha, everybody gats fake for continuity and longivity. Everytin no gats finish at once. U feel? Cheers. BM

chibaby chidiogo said...

Tru tok

Shirley Shalokpe said...

Lol it can't be helped most people are used to it they can't stop

Ahmadu Rashidat said...

True talk

Ahmadu Rashidat said...

HahahA

u scofield said...

Bona uses vaseline, with this dry season in air, he is at top gear, u will be disappointed if hour comes to u, give me a try and u will never remain d same.....say Amen to that

Katika Naija said...

Linda e bi like sey ur bobo no dey turn u on abi.

DonMayor said...

Hear what ?

DonMayor said...

Na you them dey talk to

richmond hilary said...

Am sorry for some indomie men some of them are writing in if I catch you Ehh even when they are not sure of them selfs, if a man knows what he is doing with the right size of mula the girl wouldn't even see road shout not to talk of faking shit

pc oracle said...

I tire oo Obiora D life is now about sex and sex related bullshits

pc oracle said...

I tot u were responsible, my bad

sharon ene said...

Lol....

X'tine Neni said...

@Salsa,dearie when your tired and want to sleep and you see the poor fellow humping for hours without igniting a spark not to talk of a shooting star,you would scream like a banshee..

Anonymous said...

Hahahahahaha, even Enyimba fit follow

Martin Idam said...

Fake it or not, the guy is satisfied.

Anonymous said...

I FAKE IT, BECAUSE MY HUBBY WILL WANT TO GO ON AND ON, SO AS TO SATISFY ME, BY Which time I fit don tire and, and will just want the whole thing over. so if i fake it he will stop and i can then 'rest'.

Elizabeth said...

I am tempted to call you but what exactly are you going to do?

GLORIA HALLIDAY said...

U need jesus!!

joe ken said...

All those saying LMAO, if you laugh your Ass Out na Pile be dat ooh.....however well said linda.

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Anonymous said...

Buy a dildo

Jane Ike said...

I completely agree with you. Men don't get tired and they expect you to be on the same high spirit with them.
In fact, I have learnt something. I will start faking it anytime when I have already come and tired and he is asking if I am enjoying it. Abeg, men no dey tire for there.

Jane Ike winner of LIB 2015 N100k

Gozie said...

This is one irritated unsatisfied lover boy nagging!

Jessica Frank said...

True..

Favour belle said...

I don't understand what I just read. #scratch head# #too much reading no good# Can someone simplify it?

IRON MAN said...

Linda,
You have come again. This thinkg that I already took off my mind and you are bringing it back.

Alright lets rock n roll....''I am a proud owner of KING SIZE jet nozzle''......if you try me you go cream!! NO BE PERSON GO ASK YOU TO COME BACK FOR MORE....

I beg let me be oh!

by: mabiola41@yahoo.com

Ifunanya Iyi said...

PREACH!!

Fola said...

Very true... Men never gets tired. I feel good after d 1st one but they wanna continue. Lol

ebonyz... said...

😁😁😁😁 lwkmd oh!

Anonymous said...

Yes you can go to gtb

Shhlah Slim said...

Lolll #painment

Anonymous said...

Really...

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