Sometimes when you've had a hectic day, so u want to please him even if the last thing on your mind is sex. Faking skills come in handy. Just saying, I mean you can't be in the mood all the time
Lwkmd. A beg o, make una dey encourage us once in a while. Its not easy to engage oneself in a constant oscillatory motion during the conjugal process. So if we can't get you to cloud 9 today, encourage us so that we can get you there next time
True! Cos you soothe his ego at your expense, the n*gga probably going about talking about how he hitting that sh*t right, all the while he just shooting and missing.
Loll. Gbam! For years I tot sometHing was wrong with me when he would finish and am left hanging,till hubby came and I realised they knew not what they were abt, looool. So babes, open up and demand total satisfaction!
Which society tell them that they run the world? Girls run the world biko....as for the faking thing that's their probs ¤ ¤¤¤GUTS OVER FEAR¤¤¤ ¤ ¤¤¤QUEENMAYA¤¤¤
Chei. Conji don almost injure linda ooooo. Please get yourself a man asap biko and don't 4get to buy him a brand new cutlass cos he'll need it to clear the thick forest and cut down the iroko and mahogany tress that must have grown down there.
It's a Nrmal shiit,if your guy can't make you cum then he ain't a real dude,how wud he cum without u first cumin,if na me u must come oooo,coz e go de embarasin naa,as if ur dick no legit 4 dmata.
Buh a woman's private part is suppose to be dry when she's not wet so how do they end up faking orgasm that d man won't even notice?or is d man a baby?
You mean there are still chics out there who fake it?! In this day and age?! Abeg we r not in the 90s anymore, how the hell would a guy know if he needs to step up his game?
Lol,but it's embarrassing though.....for the guy but if you ain't fucking ur girl I thinks yous hould know no matter how.as for me my guy shines my Congo well#rotfl#
True talk. If i aint trying let me know so that i can improve. Why fake it? Why die in silence? The pleasure is suppose to be mutual. Oh you fear to bruise his ego as man that is why you keep quiet. Silence doesn't solve the problem either. Ladies, help us to help you.
I just wonder why a woman would so fake her ogasms, look the dude in eye & tell him what u feel,i 'll always luv myself course I put hoes ahead of me that's why they will always come back for more.#THAT AKWA IBOM BOY#
Well said darln. Lol so I guess it's d men... Dat r actually faking that they don't know their girls r faking bcos dem actually done tire abi? Lmao but! U wan kill us Aunty?... U go fit Nack 24 hrs ooo. B calm sha, everybody gats fake for continuity and longivity. Everytin no gats finish at once. U feel? Cheers. BM
Bona uses vaseline, with this dry season in air, he is at top gear, u will be disappointed if hour comes to u, give me a try and u will never remain d same.....say Amen to that
Am sorry for some indomie men some of them are writing in if I catch you Ehh even when they are not sure of them selfs, if a man knows what he is doing with the right size of mula the girl wouldn't even see road shout not to talk of faking shit
@Salsa,dearie when your tired and want to sleep and you see the poor fellow humping for hours without igniting a spark not to talk of a shooting star,you would scream like a banshee..
I FAKE IT, BECAUSE MY HUBBY WILL WANT TO GO ON AND ON, SO AS TO SATISFY ME, BY Which time I fit don tire and, and will just want the whole thing over. so if i fake it he will stop and i can then 'rest'.
I completely agree with you. Men don't get tired and they expect you to be on the same high spirit with them. In fact, I have learnt something. I will start faking it anytime when I have already come and tired and he is asking if I am enjoying it. Abeg, men no dey tire for there.
Linda, You have come again. This thinkg that I already took off my mind and you are bringing it back.
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183 comments:
Lmao! Hehehe?
Lol!
Ashawo linda
Lols,Linda u no kill person.
Not all ladies fake orgasms anyway
Lmao
Words of reality,take it or leave it
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Hilarious.
Shooting star indeed
4 d ladies
So?
#truetalk#
Hehehehehe dat's tru tho
Faking it isn't a crime.....if ur not in d mood....na to fake jor, body no be wood. Gbam!
Whatever that means...
Lol, Ndi ala
Hehehehehe dat's tru tho
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I have never experienced nor faked an orgasm .
only if they will hear...
#GodblessNigeria
Gerrout jor
Oh! I always take her to the climax,but without a ladder.
~BONARIO~says so via NOKIA LUMIA
I tire.... can't remember the last time I exp an orgasm...
Lol....hilarious
True talk.. Una hear
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Hahaha funny but TRUE
Preach. Lazy niggas need to put in work
Ah ah....this is harsh oooooo
Sometimes when you've had a hectic day, so u want to please him even if the last thing on your mind is sex. Faking skills come in handy. Just saying, I mean you can't be in the mood all the time
Ah ah....this is harsh ooo
Lmfao, true tho
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Lmaooooo.... Hahahahahahahaha...... I don die o.....
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Dear LIB, you make have to employ some censor experts. You are becoming more and more sex appealing.
Lwkmd. A beg o, make una dey encourage us once in a while. Its not easy to engage oneself in a constant oscillatory motion during the conjugal process. So if we can't get you to cloud 9 today, encourage us so that we can get you there next time
Thank the Lord for my rabbit, my bullet and my shower head.. men bawo??
I really don't want to fake it but he keeps going trying to make me c**m so I fake it when I'm tired
I really don't want to fake it but he keeps going trying to make me c**m so I fake it when I'm tired
Lol, crazy
Men out there, una don hear am ooooooooooooo
Is this what life is all about now? Sex,fuck,orgasms,boobs,eggplant,booty. Uwa nka sef!
Lols!lwkmd!seriously? Its hard and unfair a times to let them know.
Lol, but that's true oo. It's better you tell him than hide it.
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Some grld just never cum
Lol!
True! Cos you soothe his ego at your expense, the n*gga probably going about talking about how he hitting that sh*t right, all the while he just shooting and missing.
without faking it most of u would sleep there.............
Lolzzzz
trash
Loll. Gbam! For years I tot sometHing was wrong with me when he would finish and am left hanging,till hubby came and I realised they knew not what they were abt, looool. So babes, open up and demand total satisfaction!
For u to knw dis then u fucking fake urs too.gbam.lol..........dEenop@yahoo.com
Rubbish
Lmao
Hahahahahhaahhaha..... i'm so showing my hubby this.
Lolzzzzzzzzz.
Dis msg is biZzare and senseless.
Though hilarious to me despite b senseless.
Real Gbam oo...LOOL
Hmmm! I agree,some ladies do that.
Things I read amazes me..lol @shooting star...mileage will run oooo #SeunLondon
Things I read amazes me..lol @shooting star...mileage will run oooo #SeunLondon
Odiegwu..lol
Hahahaha, this is serious oo
Hahahaha, this is serious oo
Amen to that!
Which society tell them that they run the world? Girls run the world biko....as for the faking thing that's their probs
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Complete Gbam....the Gbam settles it
Hi Linda have bn trying to reach you through your emails but it seem you ain't reading them. Pls try and get through to me via email tnx.
You and this your funny articles sha. Hmmmm......
I comment my reserve.
DATZ COOL
Chei. Conji don almost injure linda ooooo. Please get yourself a man asap biko and don't 4get to buy him a brand new cutlass cos he'll need it to clear the thick forest and cut down the iroko and mahogany tress that must have grown down there.
Well written
Seen
Looooooooool
Exactly!
Wow...that was blunt! Lol. #word
Noted
True talk...... Vivah
It's a Nrmal shiit,if your guy can't make you cum then he ain't a real dude,how wud he cum without u first cumin,if na me u must come oooo,coz e go de embarasin naa,as if ur dick no legit 4 dmata.
Hahahaha.... Lolz@ ''shooting star''
Yes o!
Rare ladies say it sometimes, concerned party has said the hearty truth.
Ok!
Buh a woman's private part is suppose to be dry when she's not wet so how do they end up faking orgasm that d man won't even notice?or is d man a baby?
Lol na today them know. I'm sure 50% or more does dat
>>>> ewooooh, lol hmmmm <<<<
I concur 100%, couldn't have been beta said. Linda take note!
Lol! Truth is out.
I concur 100%, couldn't have been beta said. Linda take note!
No make sense to me at all
Akpom! Nailed it
Hehehehehe. Ok na, una don hear. She dat hears,
shudd here well
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Well said jor......lol @ shooting star
Gbam !! Gbam!! Gbam!!
Note taken
On point !!!
Hmmm!
LMAO! but if u tell dem now dey wud feel downgraded...
Lobatan
You mean there are still chics out there who fake it?! In this day and age?! Abeg we r not in the 90s anymore, how the hell would a guy know if he needs to step up his game?
Lobatan
Nothing to see here folks...lmao.
Lamo but thats the truth anyways........mohrentkaygee20@yahoo.com
True, but it will back-fire and get their pussies gt torn
Real matters
Hmmmmm....Dear Linda,is this msg frm you or u just copy paste frm somewhere else????doesn't sound like u though
Linda you gotta start censoring for kids' sake!!
Jeeeezzzz. What arrogance.
I thought some fake it cos they are tired and bored of the sex, seems its done to make dudes feel cool with themselves lol
Word!
My sister o!
Lol...Straight to d point!!
#WORD it's sooooooo true 😄😃
#TracySaysSo
Abi ooo, it's a very common thing for women to fake orgasm just to make a man feel good asif d man na God or he will beat u if u dnt fake it lol
Word! Lmao
Gbam. But why will they fake it? Wondering
We r trying to save υ̲̣̥r̲̅ egos as men by not saying. (Story) i dey talk o. Ladies pls speak up o.
Very true. Why fake it??!!
I guess ,lool.
Lol
Lol,but it's embarrassing though.....for the guy but if you ain't fucking ur girl I thinks yous hould know no matter how.as for me my guy shines my Congo well#rotfl#
Wow! But that is it shaa.
Na waaa,2 much use of foul language
Ya, you're right
Depend on guy, she can't fake it with hard rod guy
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Lindaaaaaaaaa........you have come again oh...chai, hope you would also not do the same when you get married. lmao.
can't get this it seems abusive..
#Linda's give away
Dis person is rily disgruntled.....
this is the most irrelevant issue in the world right now
Hmmm...just passsing
But honestly na true ooo ( meemee ).
Nasoo......lolz
Lol.
For Fuck sakes!
K
HUMBLE EVE
Lol
KpOM KWEN
Lols
Sure thing! I totally agree!
Totally agree
Gbam oya take your destiny in your hand
Lol
True talk. If i aint trying let me know so that i can improve. Why fake it? Why die in silence? The pleasure is suppose to be mutual. Oh you fear to bruise his ego as man that is why you keep quiet. Silence doesn't solve the problem either. Ladies, help us to help you.
Busy Fingers.
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I just wonder why a woman would so fake her ogasms, look the dude in eye & tell him what u feel,i 'll always luv myself course I put hoes ahead of me that's why they will always come back for more.#THAT AKWA IBOM BOY#
Went to church dis evening, can't read dat
Lol, absolutely concur. Stuff needs to whistle hard like one of those old school granny kettles when it reaches boiling point...
Huh!!!!
Come n take me too na
@Obiora u just read my mind. Our society has lost it's values. Sex, nudity, fuck. It is well o
Lol
Make I go break my waist bcos say I wan turn her cunt to shooting star abi? No be only shooting star, na kano pillars.
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Well said darln. Lol so I guess it's d men... Dat r actually faking that they don't know their girls r faking bcos dem actually done tire abi? Lmao but! U wan kill us Aunty?... U go fit Nack 24 hrs ooo. B calm sha, everybody gats fake for continuity and longivity. Everytin no gats finish at once. U feel? Cheers. BM
Tru tok
Lol it can't be helped most people are used to it they can't stop
True talk
HahahA
Bona uses vaseline, with this dry season in air, he is at top gear, u will be disappointed if hour comes to u, give me a try and u will never remain d same.....say Amen to that
Linda e bi like sey ur bobo no dey turn u on abi.
Hear what ?
Na you them dey talk to
Am sorry for some indomie men some of them are writing in if I catch you Ehh even when they are not sure of them selfs, if a man knows what he is doing with the right size of mula the girl wouldn't even see road shout not to talk of faking shit
I tire oo Obiora D life is now about sex and sex related bullshits
I tot u were responsible, my bad
Lol....
@Salsa,dearie when your tired and want to sleep and you see the poor fellow humping for hours without igniting a spark not to talk of a shooting star,you would scream like a banshee..
Hahahahahaha, even Enyimba fit follow
Fake it or not, the guy is satisfied.
I FAKE IT, BECAUSE MY HUBBY WILL WANT TO GO ON AND ON, SO AS TO SATISFY ME, BY Which time I fit don tire and, and will just want the whole thing over. so if i fake it he will stop and i can then 'rest'.
I am tempted to call you but what exactly are you going to do?
U need jesus!!
All those saying LMAO, if you laugh your Ass Out na Pile be dat ooh.....however well said linda.
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I completely agree with you. Men don't get tired and they expect you to be on the same high spirit with them.
In fact, I have learnt something. I will start faking it anytime when I have already come and tired and he is asking if I am enjoying it. Abeg, men no dey tire for there.
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This is one irritated unsatisfied lover boy nagging!
True..
I don't understand what I just read. #scratch head# #too much reading no good# Can someone simplify it?
Linda,
You have come again. This thinkg that I already took off my mind and you are bringing it back.
Alright lets rock n roll....''I am a proud owner of KING SIZE jet nozzle''......if you try me you go cream!! NO BE PERSON GO ASK YOU TO COME BACK FOR MORE....
I beg let me be oh!
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PREACH!!
Very true... Men never gets tired. I feel good after d 1st one but they wanna continue. Lol
😁😁😁😁 lwkmd oh!
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Lolll #painment
Really...
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