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Wednesday, 6 May 2015

Lol. Woman files lawsuit against all homosexuals on earth on God's behalf

Lol. Nothing you will not hear! Identifying herself as an ambassador for God and Jesus Christ, a Nebraska woman has filed a federal lawsuit against all homosexual people on the planet for breaking “religious and moral laws.”

Sylvia Ann Driskell of Auburn argues in a seven-page, handwritten petition delivered to the U.S. District Court of Omaha that “homosexuality is a sin and that the homosexuals know it is a sin to live a life of homosexuality,”. “Why else would they have been hiding in the closet?”

The 66-year-old, who is representing herself in the lawsuit, cites Webster’s Dictionary as well as a series of Bible passages in her letter, which is riddled with spelling and punctuation errors, the Omaha World Herald reports. She challenges U.S. District Judge John M. Gerrard to not “judge God to be a lier (sp),” and slams gay people as “liers (sp), deceivers and thieves” in the case, filed simply as Driskell v. Homosexuals.

“I never thought that I would see a day in which our Great Nation or our Great State of Nebraska would become so compliant to the complicity of some people(’s) lewd behavior,” she notes. “It is of the Lord’s mercies that we are not consumed because his compassions fail not.”

The court has not issued a summons for Driskell, according to NBC. Of course, that hasn’t stopped a number of high-profile gay writers from sharing tongue-in-cheek responses to the lawsuit.
Steven Payne of The Daily Kos said he and his husband, Brian, would be “liquidating our assets” ahead of a legal ruling in the case, which he jokingly suggested is a matter for the Supreme Court.
“We anticipate the restitution ordered to this woman will take us down to our very last penny,” he quipped.

65 comments:

Davido's driver said...

Did God send u?

Davido's driver said...

Attention seeker oshhi. Lindaobserve

Unknown said...

Wonders shall never end.

Unknown said...

LMFAO! Like for real? Serious waste of time!!!

Mzz_Mary said...

Judgement day on earth

AbokiDaWarriBoy said...

She needs a doctor o,lmfaooo she must be an ambassador of poverty. Biko let God judge d Homosexuals not you o cus u are also a sinner urself,sofar dey don't come close to u stay off them too. #OnlyGodCanJudge!

Unknown said...

She became fed up with all the Queers in the World, hence the lawsuit.

Eze said...

Its either shes mentally sick or she's looking for attention, wch she will soon have

Eze said...

Its either shes mentally sick or she's looking for attention, wch she will soon have

Subomi said...

she has a lot of time on her hands

knowurway.com said...

Yes I support this woman 1 billion%, may God continue to protect her bless her soul in Jesus name Amen

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Unknown said...

Lol@gay is the new black.
They're not serious!

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Unknown said...

Wonderful

Bonita Bislam said...

Oh wow! So what is she now? Angel of justice or Angel Michael's sis.And is homosexuality the only sin in the world? Hehe she's gotten our attention.Move on madam!

Unknown said...

Lobatan

Unknown said...

Nothing wey we no go see 4 dis life

Walata said...

Damn the homosexual and the lesbian thing, it is just disgusting no matter how they paint it Good, the whole thing is just shitty unnatural, I just can't imagine that (yuck yuck) this is fucking nasty

Pidgin Mistress said...

Lolzz

Pidgin Mistress said...

Ha Ba the guy thing is becoming too much. Who we wan con Mary?

Unknown said...

I A̶̲̥̅♏ right behind u ma, I will join u in prayer for this fight.

Unknown said...

Lmao! It's really disgusting but that woman needs to chill! Na so crase take dey start

Unknown said...

Am not supporting homosexuality but I think they should be allowed to be already...she. Should be preaching to em and not this "never heard drama" she have started when she and I know ofcourse that she can't win, and if any1 doesn't want to change his ways, he should be allowed to be pls. Leave d judgement to God

Anonymous said...

May God in heaven protect her and give her much wisdoms to go about this,,shalom

Malash said...

Homosexuality and lesbianism r sin thanks madam 4 speaking out so many preachers in American r not true men of God, sorry 2 Say so but dat's the truth.

Anonymous said...

I wonder what men are looking for inside ass hole dat dey can't find in pussy!

Anonymous said...

Are you gay?

Goaldyn Boy said...

Somebody needs to check these homosexuals before they infest the world with there madness!.....If the whole Americans become homosexuals and lesbians, it then means that if lesbians wants to have children, they will go and buy sperms in the market and inseminate it into their body! Conversely, if homosexuals wants to have children, they will go and buy children from the market!Homosexuality doesn't make sense! It's terribly abnormal!!!

Anonymous said...

Good one. .... say no to homosexual

Stillo

Anonymous said...

You and Davido's driver abi slave cannot always comment back to back. Dual accounts, same person. Jobless bunch

Anonymous said...

Shut up emma...not everybody in d world is a christian..not every1 is a muslim...some are atheists n free thinkers and they av freedom of speech and association wich shud be none of ur biz...u cant judge dem as u r not in a position to...none of us can judge...they chose what they wanted...even christ didnt force people to follow him
mind u, some faiths or people see even xtianity n islam as stupid and ritualistic practices too incase u had no idea...remember the word choice...it is life's beauty...u know ur true fate after u die...dats if theres afterlife...depending on what it turns out to be....
just know u have no empirical evidence to prove socially that they are wrongdoers as not everybody believes in d concept of sin...stop being parochial..lets practise ours..preach to bring dem to ur faith but dont sound like others dont have a right to their faiths or choices...
u like to judge as i have seen wat u think of american pastors..
ps..i am straight .

Anonymous said...

Linda I have been waiting for you to share this story since morning, ThankGod you finally did. yes the woman has sued all gays on the plannet. And we lawyers in Europe and America are building up a strong defence unbehalf of the gays. But there is a problem. we all have decided that the woman must put God and his son Jesus on the witness box to testify against gays, before the case can move on!!!.

Anonymous said...

Please shut up, you are a pervert. why should sex be the first thing that comes to ur mind when u hear the word "gay" Sexuality is more about attraction than sex stop being a pervert.

Unknown said...

You no get sense at all mumu lwkypd (laffwankillyouepapadie)

Anonymous said...

Excuse me woman
Did God tell you that he hates homosexuals?
Did God ask you to fight for him?
If God claimed to have wiped out the homosexuals in the past how were they able to surface again?
Why can't you donate the money you are using to file a lawsuit against homosexuals to orphanage? I guess the gays are more important than the starving children?
Its high time people face the fact that everything on earth are like words and opposite thats why we have
Good / Bad
Poor / Rich
Up / Down
Right / Wrong
Tall / Short
Fat / Thin e.t.c
So if we have straight then there will always be gay as opposed to straight.

Anonymous said...

It's a sin...yes but leave God to be the judge. He knows all and sees all.instead of us Christians to be praying for them we'll be judging and castigating like we're the purest souls on earth

Unknown said...

I'm going home File a lawsuit against Onyx. Lol!

Anonymous said...

You should also be sued as I am sure u have also sinned.

Anonymous said...

Just like lying, adultery and fornication and yet no one is advocating to sue these people. if Na that one you sef will be in jail. Let God judge the moral sins and let society face legal issues that affect other people like murder, bearing false witness in court, corruption, stealing.

Unknown said...

She's so correct bt she shud knw dat its one of d end time signs

Unknown said...

Na God send you?

Unknown said...

Hmn

Anonymous said...

Really???!!! And if they know it's right to be Gay, then why hide? #foodforthought

bella said...

I wonder if they read dt Soddom nd Gomorrah part in d bible nd why it was destroyed or did they tear dt part out from their bible? #justwondering

Juleslouis said...

Exactly!

Unknown said...

Gods personal assistant...carry on


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Anonymous said...

I so much tank GOD for u mama ,indirectly d gospel is preached in d cult of law ,he dat has ear let him hear wht d spirit is saying ,may GOD bless ma

princevinco said...

What if the judge is a homosexual himself? That means the case is good as been judged already. From all indication, many of the high and supreme court judges are known to be homosexual

ary said...

LMAO, I read about a pastor who sued Israel for crucifying Jesus. Too much time on their hands.

Anonymous said...

Anyone that says they should let them be, they are humans, your children will be gay. Maybe by then u will repeat these same words.

Unknown said...

Help me ask her. I bet she's just an attention seeker. Linda take note!

Unknown said...

Help me ask her. I bet she's just an attention seeker. Linda take note!

Unknown said...

God bless her abundantly, and take her places for dis noble act. She is an icon, and worth fighting dis cause wit her.

Indeed homosexuality is a sex b4 d living God. Desist frm it pls.

Slimshady said...

I hope this is ur real pic, u are so beautiful. Can you send me ur email or something. Just wanna be a friend. p.s i am a girl

Unknown said...

this woman dey para sha
i understand u but God need nobody to fight his battle no judge anybody on his behalf so calm down and watch the judgement of God upon this abominable people ok.




Nimelda said so......

Unknown said...

God bless ha effort abeg

Unknown said...

Finally someone is standing up

Anonymous said...

Excuse me woman
Did God tell you that he hates homosexuals?
Did God ask you to fight for him?
If God claimed to have wiped out the homosexuals in the past how were they able to surface again?
Why can't you donate the money you are using to file a lawsuit against homosexuals to orphanage? I guess the gays are more important than the starving children?
Its high time people face the fact that everything on earth are like words and opposite thats why we have
Good / Bad
Poor / Rich
Up / Down
Right / Wrong
Tall / Short
Fat / Thin e.t.c
So if we have straight then there will always be gay as opposed to straight.

Unknown said...

Well said, homosexuality is more than just sex, it is an identity and attractions

Mr Del Piero said...

*sighs * nsogbu uwa

Unknown said...

Lol, lawsuits? Nothing will happen to them.

Anonymous said...

oHHH my anus!! my anus!!,let the world save my anus,haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

Unknown said...

lol @on God's Behalf!!....

fgtf said...

The gay driver is trying to tell us something about davido and his goons we don't know

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