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Sunday, 11 January 2015

Swanky Jerry, that is not an eggplant na...lol

The popular celebrity stylist posted this on his instagram...supposedly that's his 'you know what'. If I hear..lol

185 comments:

SANDRA said...

Wat rubbish? So this is d new trend 4 guys now? Bonario nd Onyxx we re waiting.

Unknown said...

Damn
It's Sunday biko

Cute G said...

Who cares?

Unknown said...

Useless Faggot #waste

AbokiDaWarriBoy said...

Dammeee most boring eggplant ever.

Toronto Finest said...

Lol.. Mr endowed

Toronto Finest said...

Lol.. Mr endowed

Thou.Thou said...

NA WA O!is dis now for fun??#lindi change ur profile picshure#:)

AbokiDaWarriBoy said...

Trending....with "Linda'Ikeji"

Unknown said...

Chooi! He took something or is watching something to make his DICK enlarge. He gat it.
$.
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@Mr Endowed via Lumia phone

Anonymous said...

No wonder all island babes hang around him so when their sugar daddy no do am well swanky na the helper , no wonder tonto give am 500k infact big dick good sha girls like am, is a pity my own small that why I no get get friend

Unknown said...

Chooi! He took something or is watching something to make his DICK enlarge. He gat it.
$.
$.
@Mr Endowed via Lumia phone

Unknown said...

Lol

Jayney said...

Gosh!!Its as if these guyz purposely get their "transformers" powered up bf taking pics to show the world...Goodluck wt ur spiritual life

Jayney said...

Gosh!!Its as if these guyz purposely get their "transformers" powered up bf taking pics to show the world...Goodluck wt ur spiritual life

Unknown said...

Serious matter... linda needs help o

Anonymous said...

He did it for you. Because of ur obsession with "eggplants".

Unknown said...

Linda linda linda repent for the kingdom of God is at hand lol.
U are spoiling me.

ujunwa said...

Don't fancy this guy ....

Unknown said...

Eyes closed, saw nothin

Anonymous said...

Why hating nau , if u it it flaunt it abi after all girls dey flaunt dem breast Abeg swanky flaunt it and wank it jare

BONARIO NNAGS said...

Atall its not, you can't be bigger than what you are.
That body can't carry something that big, unless he's suffering from elephantiasis of the scrotum.

~BONARIO~says so via NOKIA LUMIA

Unknown said...

Abeg na to post dick 4 instagram b d in thing 4 you guys nowadays? Den make una show am without anything covering it so dat we can size it up. Linda take note!

Unknown said...

Hahahahahaha...linda everyone is trying to impress you with their eggplant now. *chuckles*

Unknown said...

Lolz damn

Anonymous said...

Nah, not an eggplant Lindo, its d real deal. Lolz
Why are ds guys doing ds na?
They just putting some pple (I no follow o) in trouble.
I dey vex
Lemme zoom it abit sha *angry face*


.....A better Nigeria I pray.....

Unknown said...

I tell you my sister, so annoying. Make dem kuku strip all so dat we can size it up. Linda take note!

Anonymous said...

Nah, not an eggplant Lindo, its d real deal. Lolz
Why are ds guys doing ds na?
They just putting some pple (I no follow o) in trouble.
I dey vex
Lemme zoom it abit sha *angry face*


.....A better Nigeria I pray.....

Anonymous said...

Nah, not an eggplant Lindo, its d real deal. Lolz
Why are ds guys doing ds na?
They just putting some pple (I no follow o) in trouble.
I dey vex
Lemme zoom it abit sha *angry face*


.....A better Nigeria I pray.....

Anonymous said...

Nah, not an eggplant Lindo, its d real deal. Lolz
Why are ds guys doing ds na?
They just putting some pple (I no follow o) in trouble.
I dey vex
Lemme zoom it abit sha *angry face*


.....A better Nigeria I pray.....

Anonymous said...

Nah, not an eggplant Lindo, its d real deal. Lolz
Why are ds guys doing ds na?
They just putting some pple (I no follow o) in trouble.
I dey vex
Lemme zoom it abit sha *angry face*


.....A better Nigeria I pray.....

Unknown said...

U should say ONYX and not bonaria, bonaria is only good in the act of verseLin

Anonymous said...

nonsense

Liflblog.wordpress.com said...

yeah right!
pls visit my blog...

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Anonymous said...

The guy urgly but the egg plant no bad

Unknown said...

Whew!

@MEETD®EALEVANS™ said...

Waiting for onyx's

AAA said...

Linda sha ,i hope you know you have more male follower to female ..abeg o don't turn us to gay o ,a nice frontage and barca would definitely make our sunday,biko spoil us small before some dude would turn social media to confession center for there gayism.

Unknown said...

...Really??? On a splendid sunday for that matter...*Clears throat*...

Anonymous said...

Haha linda there is God oh this is too much for girls to handle chei swanky obodo u drink alomo bitter ni ki lode no wander all the beauties in Lagos want to hang out with you I'm sure tonto don chop this egg plant he heheh linda ikeji I love you die

eka said...

hmn......this "eggplant" photos that men are starting 2 share. there is God oh...................

Anonymous said...

Swanky o leave married women and single old women alone they are using you because of your big joy stick

SIGNATURE said...

Wowww. This thing big o

JOE said...

guys should stop commenting on a mans penis faggots !!!! its for ladies to comment

Neks said...

>>>> # PADDED <<<<

Mr. Tee said...

They even now have a name for it. Linda stop promoting these perverts.

SIGNATURE said...

This thing big o. I like it big and long

Anonymous said...

SWANKY OSHO FREE FUCKED MY FRIEND SO BAD THAT SHE LANDED IN HOSPITAL AND THE FOOL No GIVE HER 1naira

Anonymous said...

This is trending that dick is huge

Love said...

Swanky is hot.your stupid father is a faggot ,your Brothers are faggots ,your sons will become faggots cheap idiot

Anonymous said...

Number 1 gigolo in lagos ..

Anonymous said...

Truly this dick must land somebody in the hospital this is too big

Anonymous said...

Truly this must land someone in the hospital Haba chai this is Ak 47

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Anonymous said...

Yes oh he is number one celebrity jogola na him all this Lagos mama dey take rub dem old toto

emmylyonsignature said...

this linda eh? tufiakwa! u too like bad tin,all dis kind pic sabi sweet u for bodi eh..tah don't mind him joor, e wear pant oo come put one big cucumber, banana or even plantain inside, make I hear say dat thin big like dat

Unknown said...

It's just so fake, anybody can tell that, don't know if he posted it to mock those that have been posting such or to mock himself

Unknown said...

Love why are the hate....is like u are GAY

Unknown said...

Sorry dude...

Joy said...

Some men don't have shame why will you be commenting on another man's Dick picture?make una leave us women to handle the matter .

MARY said...

Open eye Linda that is some fat dick

Unknown said...

Why are u angry? Straight guys will always use other guys' length to compare their's...

Manuel Kunmi said...

Egg plant crap

Unknown said...

See all dis pple sha,y una dey call my name?? I wanna b quiet today b4 oo,who na come find my trouble... Sandra!👀👀👀

Unknown said...

Ooo really? I wonder y u are always using Vaseline if u are also endowed, u look like a 4inch guy

Anonymous said...

Linda u too like prick abeg

Unknown said...

Itz not all about showing it, itz about using it properly...#wink#

Unknown said...

Mtcheeeeeewwwww.... This trend is so disgusting!!! It is only a man with low self esteem that would post a almost naked picture of himself, so that complete strangers can validate their penis size. Im sure some of them tie Hungarian sausage to their thighs and act like its their yeye penis.

Anonymous said...

dick dick dick I like

A m I ba said...

Dick of life I saw oynx commenting on his page dick lover

Unknown said...

Lolz !!! Ur such an asshole..#wink#

Unknown said...

Lol D's u get mouth joor

Unknown said...

Wot kind of stupid new trend is dis kwa ! Mtcheeeew.so disgusting!

Unknown said...

Joy...ur head is dere jae

Unknown said...

Abi now!!!

Anonymous said...

Shut u and quietly nurse your tiny weiner. The fact that your tiny doesn't make your loss a universal one. When men are talking keep quiet. Bonario small dick.

*** Blacknfly@gmail.com ***

Anonymous said...

Some guys are literally placing snakes on their leg in the name of the perfect eggplant, lmao.

ary said...

Thirst trap

Unknown said...

Niggas be using plantain to snap pics..wat sort of I phone 6 ar u using? d pic quality is horrible..mine cant snap such a low quality pic..............................#KingOfKings #6God

Anonymous said...

Lmaooo bonario you eh.

Anonymous said...

WHO THE F**K IS SCARED NOW ? (game's voice )..lol..13" dey oo ..no allow make people vex ..lol

Unknown said...

Ooops......he's gat it big

Anonymous said...

linda post my comments o ..

Davido's driver said...

Na so

Unknown said...

Haba na snake e hide for there? Looks more like his towel to me **DOPEY SAID SO**

Unknown said...

Haba na snake e hide for there? Looks more like his towel to me **DOPEY SAID SO**

Unknown said...

D rate at wch Linda dey see eggplants dese days dey fear me o

Anonymous said...

Your friend na ashawo ?did swanky rape her?no be she want dick?pls leave my jerry alone

Damola Gbadegesin said...

Not inviting! Nor interesting!

Juleslouis said...

So what's d point? If he's not ashamed of the size he should have displayed it na. Obviously its way small.

Anonymous said...

Yes lord

AMIJEZ said...

rubbish

Unknown said...

Annoying guys! WTF!

Unknown said...

LINDA DA DICK SPOTTER!!!!
U too like dick!!!!! Big1s for dat mata!!! U don come even tush d name "eggplant". Hmmmmmmm

Truth said...

gbemi Phillip fuck mate sex addicts

Unknown said...

He looks like a retard posting that...

Anonymous said...

Who is swanky jerry again?!

Unknown said...

WHAT RUBISH TO DISPLAY.....AKA...MCHEEEEEEEEEEEEEW

Unknown said...

Linda biko leave egg plants and onions..biko! Bcos u will see ear piece or cable and think its egg plant like this one here..

Anonymous said...

This boy u can show off dis your monster cock enh.linda u like bad things I tire for u

Unknown said...

Lol. Lindaaa.

Unknown said...

Lol. Lindaaa.

Anonymous said...

why are u posting the same thing 5 times?are u mentally retarded?

Anonymous said...

linda,i know your toto don wet finish already.

luvlyn said...

He's still growing down der.v slim

Unknown said...

a.k.a EDWIN CHINEDU AZUBUKO said...
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The dude just took an innocent pic and yu all are creating meaning into it..... Funny people.....
*GLO BRING 3G TO KONTAGORA*
.
.
***CURRENTLY IN JUPITER***

Diamond said...

Love u are the cheap idiot, did she call ur name? U had to go as far as insulting members of her family, u r an ill-trained fool, mtchew!

charlie said...

follow for more info on celebs

Unknown said...

cool

Unknown said...

*surprised*...saw 'model', on onyx profile???!!!...biko, onyx, Wetin u dey model exactly?...otapiapia I guess!.....am gonna be giving myself a title on this blog...after 2years of bin an ardent reader without commenting...welcome...LINDA IKEJI'S FIRST DAUGHTER!

Anonymous said...

It seems love is gay...i knw jerry e is gay..we went to same sec sch...command oshodi

Unknown said...

I've now taken judicial notice of the word "eggplant ", courtesy of Lindodo! #sigh#

Ellahillz said...

u people shud leave onyx alone oo...as for Swanky, he garit... to doz of us Dah knw he's endowed...kudos to us...lol

Ugochukwuka said...

If I hear say na him eggplant be dat.... lie from the pit of hell..... anyway why on earth is dis eggplant sampling trending???

* * commenting live from river ethiope **

Unknown said...

Just Bonario and Godwin here today

Unknown said...

End time

Ucee said...

Nonsense,is dis news?

Unknown said...

Lool..... Linda post ma comment

Unknown said...

Lool..... Linda post ma comment

Unknown said...

Lool..... Linda post ma comment

Unknown said...

Lool..... Linda post ma comment

Linda Ikeji's Friend said...

What! Dis is smoking Hot, no blind us naw

Unknown said...

Lool..... Linda post ma comment

Unknown said...

Lool..... Linda post ma comment!!!!

Unknown said...

That looks so fake smh

Unknown said...

Lol! This Linda sef!

Unknown said...

That is supposed to be a dirty trend in town and this dude has joined the crusade.

Unknown said...

That is supposed to be a dirty trend in town and this dude has joined the crusade.

Unknown said...

Lool..... Linda post ma comment!!!!

MADE IN NIGERIA said...

Honestly, I don't understand dis craze about "eggplant" . Wat is dis world really turning into? Dis is just totall rubbish.....there is no point letting us imagine d so called eggplant by covering a towel, just bare it all...utter rubbish.

Jeni_zee said...

Bwahahahaha

Unknown said...

Lool..... Linda post ma comment!!!!

Unknown said...

Onyx don't be disrespectful.

Unknown said...

Lool..... Linda post ma comment!!!!

Unknown said...

Lool..... Linda post ma comment!!!!

finest loves Bloglord😍 said...

The bulge tho,e dey do me tinini 4body lmao

Unknown said...

Lool..... Linda post ma comment!!!!

Anonymous said...

It seems that it is Linda's mission in 2015 to corrupt the whole generation of Nigeria, what a shame!!! Why can't you use your power in a positive way, fucking ashawo, go fuck yourself!!! Whizman

APPLE said...

This is stupid. Rubbish. so childish.

Unknown said...

Lool..... Linda post ma comment!!!!

Unknown said...

2015 a year of showing eggplant

Princess G said...

Mtwwwwwww. Linda must u?

Unknown said...

Lool..... Linda post ma comment!!!!

Ossy said...

Rubbish

Have u visited ossysport.com today?

Unknown said...

ummmmmm

Unknown said...

New trend !

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Unknown said...

Hmmm Linda na only dick u dey see this Jan, anyway guys want to impress us too wit there rod! Tami swit collection channel pin c00304c31, is all about fashion style, my pin 2b0b76a9

Liddy said...

Nigerians and copying! Smh...just too much and extremely annoying!

And u Linda Ikeji too, maybe until u start having kids, then u'll grow up! Nonsense!

Unknown said...

Lolz, what was ur friend looking for na?, abi she wanted to taste?...Lmao

The Monarch said...

hmmmmm smh I rest my case SWANKY!! keep advertising urself. male ashawo

Unknown said...

Linda u kan fancy bad tins!!

The Monarch said...

hmmmmm smh I rest my case SWANKY!! keep advertising urself. male ashawo

knowurway.com said...

Lol... Bad guy

The Monarch said...

hmmmmm smh I rest my case SWANKY!! keep advertising urself. male ashawo

Tunde ola said...

New trend for male celeb. See www.megastarbirthdays.com

Liddy said...

@JOE- My very thoughts! Very disgusting!

And all the dummies 'Lol'! Like this nonsense is supposed to be funny right?! Mscheeew

egowein said...

Abeg na plantain him put for him boxers joor....

Unknown said...

Gud 4 him oo

Anonymous said...

Why hate ladies also post boobs ass and all sort on ig
not saying it's decent though

SMURF said...

Someone wants to really be featured on Linda's blog.....#distasteful though not cos u are Nigerian but it's unreal

Unknown said...

Not only church u r not meant to open this....don't try it wen u r sitting in the front row of the class

Unknown said...

Hmmm, with everything he might not go beyond 10mins

Unknown said...

Mumu! I dont no why some prople will not just respect themselves.If care is not taken this will put u in trouble...fish brain.....mcheeeew.

Unknown said...

Mumu! I dont no why some prople will not just respect themselves.If care is not taken this will put u in trouble...fish brain.....mcheeeew.copy copy

Anonymous said...

Has anyone noticed the way Bonario, Ignores Onyx direct attack. I so love it. No need trading words with minors. I just love Bonario for that. Hi 5.
VIVACIOUS

Unknown said...

Linda if its not an eggplant Wat is it and y post it

Unknown said...

Copy cat!

Dis d height of rubbish in d name of trend.

God help him.

Unknown said...

Am against this trend.

Dis corrupt n pollute d minds of our innocents youths.

He even went extreme. U can imagine d towel on his waist... He look disgusting.

Unknown said...

na wa ooooo........ odiegwu ooooooo

Liddy said...

Can u imagine?! It's a big shame! Always acting like she just turned 18! All in the name of getting traffic and not caring about who and who comes on here! Very very very distasteful!

Unknown said...

skin: doesn't make sense at all
towel: local bend down select
bulge: photo shopped
dude put some clothes on and stop disgracing ur family....

Unknown said...

Lool..... Linda post ma comment!!!!

Unknown said...

Lool..... Linda post ma comment!!!!

Unknown said...

hmmmm#whistling

Anonymous said...

uggghh!!! this ois so gross


missvee

Unknown said...

this is utter rubbish, how does this solve Nigeria problems. He's very Childish

Anonymous said...

My dear Linda, I think its high time u asked guys to send in pix of their dicks.. the one with the biggest dick wins a prize. Which could be; 1. A night with you
2. To star in a romantic movie
3. Or a #million bucks

All diz na because u seem to be infatuated with big dick niggaz!

Ty said...

OMG!!!! is it real

Subomi said...

looks like everyone wants to get into this now

Anonymous said...

U sure say na only Linda na e dey impress so

Anonymous said...

Hmmm! ''interest'' talk true.

Anonymous said...

What's all these about the size of penis?

ebonyz... said...

Lol!!! who he wan kill

ElsieNene said...

LMAO! That is so not his!

Anonymous said...

He his a celebrity fashion stylist

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