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Monday 8 December 2014

See the pill that will make your fart smell like chocolate...:-)

A 65yr old French inventor Christian Poincheval (pictured above) has created a sweet smelling pill that makes farts smell like chocolate.

The chocolate pill is a new addition to his other products which include pills that make farts smell like roses or violets and fart-reducing powder for pets.

According to him, necessity was the mother of this invention. He said he was was eating dinner with friends in 2006 when he realised the group had caused a gas attack at the restaurant.


"Our farts were so smelly after the copious meal, we nearly suffocated. The people at the table next to us were not happy. Something had to be done. When we were vegetarian we noticed that our gas smelt like vegetables, like the odour from a cow pat, but when we started eating meat, the smell of the flatulence became much disagreeable. We needed to invent something that made them smell nicer"
Poincheval claims his pills not only create chocolate-scented farts, they reduce intestinal gas and bloating because of ingredients like vegetable coal, fennel, seaweed, plant resin, bilberry and cacao zest. Lol.

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Unknown said...

Sweet smell. Mama_ih@yahoo.com

Unknown said...

Mama_ih@yahoo.com

Unknown said...

Will get mine...alameenmkafi@gmail.com

Unknown said...

lmao, nothing we wont hear
iamadiume101@gmail.com

Unknown said...

Mama_ih@yahoo.com

Atobatele said...

Lmaooo. Am not interested

Unknown said...

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Unknown said...

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Unknown said...

Mama_ih@yahoo.com

Unknown said...

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Unknown said...

Mama_ih@yahoo.com

Unknown said...

chineloegwuatu@yahoo.com i want

Unknown said...

Mama_ih@yahoo.com

Unknown said...

chineloegwuatu@yahoo.com i want

Anonymous said...

Crazy inventions. Linda imma be doing night vigil here all this week.

Dupe

Unknown said...

Mama_ih@yahoo.com

Unknown said...

No b after u chop beans

Unknown said...

LMAO..

Unknown said...

Loooolz. That's nonsense.....fart must smell natural

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Anonymous said...

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elovi said...

Nothing we no go see or hear ooo

Unknown said...

Lol

Unknown said...

E no go work for hausa man own

Unknown said...

Will love to have some

knowurway.com said...

Lol Hmmm . Lindway, my network is very slow 4browsing, so pls I am suppose 2 be d 3rd person here after Bonario NNAG. Nokia 3310, be 4 he switch 2 Nokia Lumia, nd onyx Godwin. Also with d prince, but I don't see his comment here anymore. Becos I hv been LB here over 2 years +nw, I was using anonymous be 4 to comment, be4 I start using Swagg isimemen to comment, after 2 years latter, I nw open Google Accnt, d name I am using here rite nw 2 comment... Bobbyferafavorirabo@gmail.com

Janice Iwu said...

Lol bt all d same I think its nice.great invention

Unknown said...

How much oooo...lol

Erege Chinonye said...

Bikonu where can I buy dis pill.. I need am

knowurway.com said...

Lol hmmm. Lindway, my network is very slow 4browsing, so pls I am suppose 2 be d 3rd person here after Bonario NNAG. Nokia 3310, be 4 he switch 2 Nokia Lumia, nd onyx Godwin. Also with d prince, but I don't see his comment here anymore. Becos I hv been LB here over 2 years +nw, I was using anonymous be 4 to comment, be4 I start using Swagg isimemen to comment, after 2 years latter, I nw open Google Accnt, d name I am using here rite nw 2 comment... Bobbyferafavorirabo@gmail.com

Dada Omolara said...

Wow.thats cool,everyone in Nigeria should get that so we can fart in public without being embarrassed

elovi said...

Hope e no get side effect

Anonymous said...

nanana oyibo style.
Ekene Okolonta 08179914822

Berryblast said...

Hahhahahahah, very funny but we need it here in 9ja cos some peoples fart smell like public latrine, lol

lami said...

Like seriously? Lol.

Ochuko Arhiakpore said...

This pill will be good for my friend Donatus.Haba,i go still take the pill b/cos sometimes I still take part in fart

ORACLE SAYS SO

Unknown said...

Lol, so mess now go dey smell like chocolate, roses, etc, oyibo sha #justwondering

Ugo Boss™✅ said...

I need to buy it for my bro n cousin they can fart for Africa #competition

Unknown said...

Am sure these pills r not in nija yet cos i trust my 9ja babes we go buy...

Unknown said...

Market Strategies.

mummy3 said...

Chocolate fart ba! I think I need 1 cos my fart can so smell

Anonymous said...

:/ zines143@gmail.com

Unknown said...

Lolz...mess na mess joo.

Unknown said...

this pills has a side effect and these are worst than the roses smell...the pills has some synthetic chemical in them ..

DEguebe said...

Where can I get it. Mc Baba Oloye says so

fikayo said...

Catherine.orji@gmail.com

Ayobola said...

Lol

jumy said...

really?

tadf said...

lol i think am going to get one

Unknown said...

Are you serious
BORN TO SHINE

#Commenting thru Glo 4G LTE

Anonymous said...

unbelievable mikedave147@gmail.com

FYSAM said...

Odiegwu....ndi ocha!!! bikonu lewekwem mkpavum,aji adirokwa ya...cha!!!

knowurway.com said...

Lol hmm na waooo. Lindway, my network is very slow 4browsing, so pls I am suppose 2 be d 3rd person here after Bonario NNAG. Nokia 3310, be 4 he switch 2 Nokia Lumia, nd onyx Godwin. Also with d prince, but I don't see his comment here anymore. Becos I hv been LB here over 2 years +nw, I was using anonymous be 4 to comment, be4 I start using Swagg isimemen to comment, after 2 years latter, I nw open Google Accnt, d name I am using here rite nw 2 comment... Bobbyferafavorirabo@gmail.com

jidechi augusta said...

I want 1

Anonymous said...

Na so so bad tine western world dey invent..mke una make ebola cure na.. Litorockajr@gmail.com

Unknown said...

This is serious.. It's really good make sense sha

DEguebe said...

Pls tell them Sisi Linda to make the onetthat would make your fart smell like strawberry. Mc Baba Oloye says so

KWEEN said...

I'd like to have a steady supply of the ones that can make my fart smell like violets and roses. *straight face*

Unknown said...

Huh...seriously?

Unknown said...

Abegi na today. y dem call am mess. Mtcheew. official lib VP

Unknown said...

People can be so...but it kinda good
Owhindakins@gmail.com

Anonymous said...

Lol wetin person no go hear bt many Nigerians need ds pill..................NJ

Neks said...

>>>>> A fart is a fart whether it smells like chocolate or not. <<<< corcake@yahoo.com

FYSAM said...

Bekee... unu bu agbara...I just need this mula

DEguebe said...

Pls tell them Sisi Linda to make the onetthat would make your fart smell like strawberry. Mc Baba Oloye says so

Unknown said...

Hmmmm!!! Dis kind pill (nuella1001@yahoo.com)

Unknown said...

Oyinbo people no go kill pesn.

Roman! said...

very funny

Unknown said...

License to devour beans mercilessly in nigeria!!!!

Naima said...

So the pill no get side effect abi?....

Unknown said...

Very funny

Unknown said...

why would i want my fart to smell like chocolate???

Unknown said...

Necessity is the mother of invention. So Linda there is a pill dat can make yo fart scent like chocolate. .winks. me likey.lolz


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Anonymous said...

wonderful it is a good idea. really as u said necessity is the mother of invention. whenever it is accepted medically and globally, it should reach in Africa.

mjabdulk@gmail.com

smartxy said...

Oya sweet mess

Unknown said...

People can be so...but it good for those their mess smells like hell

Chidinma Grace said...

Hmmm rat poison! Lol

Unknown said...

one day they will make shit eatable for themselves..

Unknown said...

Hahahahahaha....so funny and hilarious.

Anonymous said...

Wetin person no go hear,Abeg free fart joor, no b oly chocolate, na chocomilo. Nimatonic@gmail.com

jbankzE said...

Wahala de oooo.... Oya naija guys mak una place orders

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Anonymous said...

Ndi ocha abikwala. Mega4dave@gmail.com

BONARIOS BABY said...

Hmmm mm abeg o! It's better the fat smells like shit than chocolate years later now na hospital you go d sleep cus of 1 chocolate pill. Lol shady2link@yahoo.com

Unknown said...

Chocolate indeed....ur fart smell should come out natural

chio75 said...

Smh! All these oyibo pipo sef gr8tchioma@gmail.com

Unknown said...

My fart smells huh :)

MysteriousGyal said...

Lol....this is hilarious,but I Wudnt mind trying it oh,cos somtimes d terrible smell of one's fart can paralyse ur sense of smell.

Vivian said...

wonders shall never end, l don't need a tablet that will make my fart to smell like chocolate. its a waste of money. excel4sure@gmail.com

mexx4real said...

lol i no fit laugh oh linda

Unknown said...

LMAO...hilarious that's all I got to say. ««QU££NMA¥A»»~R£PORTING LIV£»

Segun Ebenezer said...

Pill for fart ke?never hard it b4 oh.

Anonymous said...

Can't stop laughing... Make Peace wit all men. #IKENNA

emeka said...

Thumbsup nice1

Anonymous said...

lol....that will mean cringing to the smell of chocolate if we all take it....
sedoley@yahoo.com

Anonymous said...

Yes,good for some guys!
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Anonymous said...

lol....that will mean cringing to the smell of chocolate if we all take it....
sedoley@yahoo.com

Princyd said...

Wonders shall never end
princyd_mii@yahoo.com

Unknown said...

Na wa o

Unknown said...

Nawao. So person go dey inhale fart think say a chocolate aroma him dey perceive.
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anita said...

Anitaehidiamen@yahoo.com

Thinkofdennis said...

lol...I like d choc fragrance

TUNDE said...

wow nice, omo i go 2 mess

Anami said...

lolz.nothing wey we no go see oooo.hahaha

AQO said...

Hahahahha. Indeed!! I need d one that would make my fart smell like "iru", "ogiri" etc.

Unknown said...

Hell no. Why would i want my fart 2 smell like chocolate. I think the only fun u can derive from farting is the strange smell that usually accompanies the process.. Ama tell dude to shove the pill up his ass (no homo pls) cos i don't need it.

Unknown said...

Nting we no go see
Nkpatricks@gmail.com.

APPLELIPX said...

Lol
Farting is a free gift from nature
It shouldnt be modified to pls anyone

If it works well for pets, den its good definiteli not mee

Anonymous said...

lol, e mak sense o. at list classy babes go dey use am form. bt it wud av consequences.. mariaakwarandu@yahoo.com

charlesome said...

Hmm! But its still a fart! That's shit!

Unknown said...

Nigga,pills n portions we are overdosing!!

charlesome said...

Hmm! But its still a fart! That's shit!

Anonymous said...

Hmmmm...hope there are no side effects.

Anon365

Unknown said...

Funny french man...

Unknown said...

The science world keeps getting better and better......... We go soon start dey fly

Unknown said...

Good invention but he should at list tell us the side effects..lol..Jay Sanni say so

Unknown said...

lol!!! kcbabyy@yahoo.com

Unknown said...

Wetin person no go hear,na wa o..

Unknown said...

Good invention but he should at list tell us the side effects..lol..Jay Sanni say so

Anami said...

lol.nothing wey we no go see oooo.pill to make mess scent again

Anonymous said...

hmmm. I am coming for this... emmanuelukipeter@yahoo.com

anita said...

Lmfao okay ....... Anitaehidiamen@yahoo.com

Anonymous said...

So funny ..

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Faceless She said...

Hehehe. There's nothing we will not hear in this world. So many new things keep springing up under d sun.

Goziem Oh LORD said...

Hahahahah this man is funny ooooo.goziem202@gmail.com

Anonymous said...

Okay. twenty4yu@yahoo.com

Unknown said...

Lol,funny old man

Unknown said...

LMAO

Unknown said...

Lol.okay a good one.lol

chinwe said...

very soon, they will produce the pills that will make our urine taste like milk. vennvee@gmail.com

Unknown said...

How I love to try it out... Hmmmmmmmmmmm pastorniga@gmail.com

Unknown said...

a.k.a EDWIN CHINEDU AZUBUKO said...
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Lmaoooo..... Very funy something i swear..
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doc said...

Seems like his job as "Papa Noel" aka Father Christmas aka Santa Claus no dey work again! Na to begin mix concuction with ahu mmadu! Let me get my fragrance jars ready! Na to begin make fart perfumes!!

docwealth@gmail.com

Anonymous said...

HeHehe
oneabiola24@gmail.com

jayzeedoll4 said...

Hahahahhahaha! Funny French inventor! #what a drug!

Unknown said...

Na wah ooh....

#abbytohxoft

Unknown said...

Hahahhahaha lemme be the exclusive marketer or 9ja. Cos 9ja peeps dey. Fart wella with all our many many variety of food.. cc2nates@yahoo.com

Unknown said...

Lol...I nid am, so dat I can fart freely

Anonymous said...

Lmao!!una don cm again,anyway sm ppl ned it ooo cos dere fart can smell ehhhh... Odibeblessing@gmail.com

Unknown said...

Na wah ooh....

#abbytohxoft

Unknown said...

Odiegwu!!!!!!

CELEB said...

Who wants nice smelling fart na? Me I love the one wey de empty rooms of their humoid occupants!

Mercyberry said...

No b only chocolate na kilishi

Unknown said...

No wonder shall never end

TesterBlog said...

lol

Unknown said...

Oyibo shit again!!!

Unknown said...

chai

Anonymous said...

Na so.....ologunifemidolapo@yahoo.com

andrewfaith57@gmail.com said...

Madness

Naima said...

Na wa o

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The CONTRARIAN! said...

Lol. Funny Invention

tyresenet said...

This is good linda bless u....tyresenet@yahoo.com

Eddy Mycky said...

Lmfao..

Anonymous said...

awesome mikedave147@gmail.com

Unknown said...

Lol... nobi only

Unknown said...

Hmmm okay sugerj1@gmail.com

Anonymous said...

Hehehehe na wa o... Orisirisi

Unknown said...

Hahahhahahaha.... This is funny.......

Unknown said...

I don't fart! Lol. Cynthianzeako@yahoo.com

Unknown said...

Ewwwww...I find this disgusting o

didi joseph said...

Thanks man..... good one for d ladies

rukkybankz said...

Hahahhahaha...abeg no kill person pikin. like chocolate ko like vanilla ni

Anonymous said...

Really. It's well.

Golda Awosika said...

re u kiddin me lmao. al ds chicks' fart be smellin lyk heaven itself very soon
#*karlishah*

Unknown said...

Nothing we nor go hear.

Unknown said...

lol

Unknown said...

Lolzzzzz lwkmd

Unknown said...

Na wah oooo

Joshtech said...

Hahahaha mumu invention lol Mabogunjefemi@gmail.com

Anonymous said...

shannelp14@yahoo.com

Unknown said...

Mmmmmmmm......I want one.lol

Unknown said...

Mmmmmmmm......I want one.lol

Anonymous said...

Hahahah chineke nna biko kwa mere madu ebere o! Anyway business must go on.ginika2nwa@yahoo.com

Angie Cape said...

Oh wow, that's wonderful.
I'd love mine to smell like Lavender.

*My R1.50c comment*

Nonny said...

Abeg I no fit laugh o

Unknown said...

Oyinbo n their wahala.human dey die of malaria here bcoz dey can't afford malaria drugs.person dey produce mess pills Oga o

Oma Linda said...

Funny Buh cool

Unknown said...

Pls Aunty Linda I am nt seeing my comments oo nkpatricks@gmail.com.

MAMACITA said...

Choi...dis one worry oo

Unknown said...

I go like buy dis kind pill oo.

danny fisiye said...

rubbish so now if I wan mess I go take DAT rubbish if I hear

Famokunwa Toluwani said...

Its quite cool to know that some people still possess gifts like those of the wizard of Menlo Park, Thomas Edison. Wish I could meet people like this once in a while.

jide said...

cahii.see life

Zombie huntress said...

Wonders under dis earth

Unknown said...

hehe

Unknown said...

Nice one.. I'l just swallow 1 and donate my farts in ma boss office..

Unknown said...

Na waoooo!! Wetin person no go see! Abeg leave my fart like that for me!!

The Perfect Bitch said...

Can you creat a chocolate that will make me fairer without having knuckles?if yes,a round of applause for a job well done

fingalickin said...

I don't mind me one of that

Unknown said...

lmao...dis chocolate will hv no effect on someone who took beans n roasted plantain.

careen said...

Lol. There's nothing we won't hear o chocolate smell

ANWILI D WINNER said...

Lol i nid it for my boo,he farts smells lik rotten cabbage nd funniest part is he does it in my front tinkin its funny...........d tins we tak in for love*sighs

martins said...

LOL! I know someone who needs the pill on daily bases!! #byebyesmellyfarts

jide said...

cahii.see life wetin be Di's.

Unknown said...

Very funny but it will be nice.

Unknown said...

Aunty linda, ayiri emani (warri billionaire) gave tayo $350,000....just giving u info on it

Anonymous said...

Lindalicious blog, if pills wil mak fart smells lik chocolate den wot re we waiting 4, pls send 100 packs to me,Laughing...

Unknown said...

that will be nice if it doesn't have some after effects

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ujunwa said...

THAT'S OYIBO FOR US...OKAY ...NEXT

Unknown said...

This might ave side effect oo

Anonymous said...

Choi! Chineke!! Hahaha

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