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Wednesday, 3 September 2014

Haruna Atewin what...?

Lol. Erection? This child should sue someone when he grows up. See another bizarre kid name after the cut...



Hope these kids change their name when they grow up...

100 comments:

Anonymous said...

Sounds normal

Victor Ekeleme said...

Na wa ooh

motunrayo olaide said...

Like for real? Holy ghost fIre ke.......lols

stella jane said...

Lmao @ Erection and holyghost fire.nawaoh

Anonymous said...

It s well wit dm

Anonymous said...

Lol haruna@win election/erection

Anonymous said...

Hmmm some parents do not even think of the child's future as a grown up when naming the child. I mean these children could be riducled by their peers and their self esteem affected for life... I mean erection for a name???? Like seriously?

haters-slayer said...

lol! Linda na so o' Thats the latest trend,parents bearing their kids funny names.i heard they now bear their new born chikareebola.

NiKi Posh said...

β„“☺β„“, can't laff abeg.

Anonymous said...

Of course

Esther CHINEMEREM said...

Chai!
Chineke biko para tulee oh!

Anonymous said...

Na wa oh! Why name a child "Holy Ghost fire" tho? Is it suppose 2 b funny or protective or what? Nigerian parents sha..smh

baby oku said...

Lol

Anonymous said...

Jesus WTF is dis chai wat a name ~ice princess~

NaNcY DreW said...

Hahahaha I don't blive is real jare

Anonymous said...

Afi Erection oh LMAO :)

togsonkaks said...

Lol....I cant just stop laughing

Anonymous said...

Lol

Bamgbopa Folarin said...

for real? erection?, Holy ghost Fire?......mehn sec school wont be easy for these kids o

adanna augusta said...

I no fit laugh....

Anonymous said...

My bad 'erection'
Breezy_p

MTN finest

nneamaka nwakile said...

Ewooo !!!!! πŸ˜‚πŸ˜πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚. I can't stop laffing some parents need serious flogging

hilary obiorah said...

LWKMD!!! Who these children's parents?!!! Damn!!! See name!!!

Anonymous said...

Lwkmd! I hope so too oh!!!!!!!!!! Hian!!!!!!!!! Which one is erection kwa? Did d dad suffer 4rm ERECTION/ERECTILE DYSFUNCTION b4 his birth or does he wish d boy a strong boner? Wahala dey 4 some kind name ooooooooo!





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Anonymous said...

Very funny,in Yenegua I met a child named Accident"

Anonymous said...

hmm, i wonder d baby HOLYGHOST FIRE will give birth to. #BLOOD OF JESUS i guess

Shina Shine said...

Hilarious




BORN TO SHINE!!!!!

Anonymous said...

Hahahahahahaaha... u go fear name na #wiz-felaz

christie benjamin said...

This is more dan funny o. #####QUEENMAYA#####

Charles B R I G H T said...

What were they thinking?!!!

Eugenia Ekeji said...

Which kind bizarre names be this?.

djchukky said...

Cant stop laughing at that of holyghost fire

Wealthy Chic said...

Hahahahahahaha. Very beautiful and unique names.

Chukwudi Okpara said...

Lwkmd......... Names dey oo

preety B_cee said...

U go fear names nw!!!

FASHION POLICE said...

BABY HARUNA SHOULD NAME HIS OWN SON "ABDUL ERECTION SPERM" WHILE HOLY GHOST FIRE SHOULD NAME HER DAUGHTER "HOLY GHOST FIRE THUNDER" SO AS TO KEEP THE NAME IN D FAMILY.

dammy ikeji said...

looool, maybe he had an erection at childbirth

anthonia biks said...

well,d girl has three options either holy,ghost or fire her choice,lol

Nwankwo Valentine U said...

wonders shall never end wetin even concern erection as someone name hmmmmmmmm
ok Ekiti State in ghana #lol#

ASHANKA said...

Could this be true

Anonymous said...

That awkward moment you realise your parents are pendejo for giving you a dumb retar ded name.....#cheEzyjayne

Anonymous said...

PEOPLE JUST DEY DO FINZ, WIF OUT FINKING.
BUT ITS NON OF MY F BUSINESS.

Mjay said...

Na wa oooo... Some parent sha, y wil dey name a child any name without future consideration.., which 1 is erection again.. Lol

Anonymous said...

Ahn ahn. This is child abuse

Anonymous said...

Bizzleo deserves photo credit sha .. Stop acting original Nd shit..

snowflix said...

Haba Lili baby... this ur kids are so cool with their names *teammrslindaerectionholyghostfire*

Anonymous said...

I doubt if anyone wuld even wanna marry dem..yay..first tym commenting

Head Honcho said...

Hilarious!! Erection, so funny

Anonymous said...

Only in Ghana nu and most likely deeper life peepu....child right should sue them

Godslove Eze said...

hahahaha...what really happened to the parents??? like seriously...where they high? That child needs to really sue the parents for that kind of name. Though it may mean something to them in the native dialect...never can tell hahahaha

Godslove Eze said...

hahahaha...what really happened to the parents??? like seriously...where they high? That child needs to really sue the parents for that kind of name. Though it may mean something to them in the native dialect...never can tell hahahaha

banny said...

Funny when parents give dia babies Diz names. Av got a friend dat graduated from unizik by name "man of God okoye" we fondly call him mogee. A graduate of education.

Anonymous said...

I just can't stop laughing!!! Na wa o

Anonymous said...

na who them offend abeg?

Steveosky 4 Real. said...

Sound normal really? Maybe now people will appreciate that man that named his kids Hollywood and Bollywood.!!

mbuba amaka said...

What were they thinking when they gave such names to babies. Erection indeed. Protectectivd or just for the fun of it,they know.

ella john said...

Funny

Elgiver James said...

It won't b at all

Elgiver James said...

This names will follow These kids anything /any day

Anonymous said...

This is the reason why some countries eg Germany, Iceland and Sweden to mention a few, have Naming laws where by new borns can only be named from a government approved list. This is to stop practice of children being given names that may lead to ridicule.

You can thank me for this info later

OgeAussie said...

What do you expect in a country where there are no naming laws?

ClintonStunning said...

That's how I was watching a match I noticed a leicester player bearing #Drinkwater c name

Jolaiya P said...

First time I saw it, I tot it ws awetin (awaiting) erection, it is nt a small smtin

mbuba amaka said...

Erection and holy ghost fire indeed. Have we forgotten so soon,the Nollywood guy who named his twin babies,Nollywood and hollywood. I love wot one pastor did by rejecting to baptise a baby d parents gave such silly name.

ukwumaka theophilus said...

Like seriously; are their parents for real? Erection and Holy ghost fire. I am still trying hard to control my laughter.

Anonymous said...

MICKY: change the name as you grow,sharp sharp; erection?!!, that's the height of it all

♥ ΘŠΖ¦Θ‹ΖΊΘŸ Ζ˜Ζ¦Θ‹Ο» ♥ said...

Lol dem dey try copy kim K na,hahahahaahahahahahaahahaha....

Uloma said...

Dts the parents choice for now.... Am sure wen d kids r of age, dey might change such funnny names....

Onyitex Joseph said...

LMAO! This is crazy!... Maybe they want to acknowledge the conditions surrounding the birth na.. But they for add sperm... And in jesus name too.. Lol..

....LIB ALL THE WAY!....

brown suga said...

some parents could be so funny, what a name........I was in uniport teaching hospital some years back and I heard the nurse screaming at the top of her voice.......Winner Master Great and i'm like seriously WinnerMasterGreat? whatAname.smh,Lets have some fun LIBers, how bout we share some funny names we've heard over the years?

Anonymous said...

Thanks Linda for reminding us that Ghana have had National Health Insurance Scheme that actually works and Nigeria is just trying to have one. Name na name afterall people change their names when they come of age. If they grow they can get reed of Erection and holyghost as a name.

Peter Clever said...

well at least its better than giving your child a tribal mark...they can still change their names when they grow up but cannot remove the tribal mark

Tuoyo Froggy said...

In Ghana they have funny names. I've see. Rich love. Fruitfulness.

Anonymous said...

Imagine when they both grow up, and ERECTION comes to ask for the hand of HOLYGHOST FIRE in marriage.

Anonymous said...

Hey very funny names I tell you,had a friend those dats her name was Burubelle Abrakosa,I cant even start imagining this names,parents are just funny . Sandy berry says so.

Sabrina said...

Lol..na wa for some parents sha!!!...what sort of names are these?...smh..lmao

Anonymous said...

Chineke! Is it dat names are finished on earth? Or was d dad having an Er***ion @ d naming ceremony? Mk I catch my self. #SMH.... #heads2doffice

Anonymous said...

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Anonymous said...

lols!!! HBD to me




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Justina Omo said...

Gini Erection; why not blow-job???
LMAO!

Anonymous said...

LMSAO... them for name am cum na

Emperor said...

His father had "Erection" all the while he was in the womb. Lol

chemmywalata walata said...

Dafuq hahaha that erection tho

Anonymous said...

Yeah it sounds normal for you are abnormal

Anonymous said...

When i was schooling in Delsu. I have heard a lot of names like governor, commissioner, peace maker, merit etc.
I thought it was only south-south people that give child unreasonable name. Ekiti state has joined them too.

AYA LOTO

olubukola luro said...

Holyghost fire kwa???? Na wa o

APPLE said...

Lol @erection.

lauraauj kahi said...

lol. my belle oo (hilarious)

double b said...

men.... people should stop doing this to their kids... this is so gross

double b said...

this is Hilarious, some parent should stop doing this to their wards....this is so gross

Anonymous said...

Lmao Erection and Holyghost fire

Anonymous said...

Documents like this are supposed to be private. As amusing as the names are these children's identities can be used for dubious purposes because all vital details are exposed. Please note.

odulu amos said...

This killed me LMFAOOOOOOOOOOOO

boss said...

Lol..dose parents ehhh

Anonymous said...

Very funny man

Barry9ice said...

funny names, but I notice something, at dis age, Nigeria is still using paper I.D card. na wao

Anonymous said...

No shit,I've seen someone named Happy Nigeria! I was entirely thrown into a state of shock when I knew his name.

LusciousBerry said...

You are cordially invited to the wedding ceremony of HOLYGHOST FIRE and AWETIN ERECTION.



RSVP.

LEEZ said...

Lmao for real??? Hian!!

Anonymous said...

Lol parents sha, how can you name your child "erection", certainly cracked up up!!! Whizman

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