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Friday, 5 September 2014

Dear LIB readers: How do I land an old rich man?

From a female LIB reader
Ever since I was 15 years old I've always dreamt of being rich. My goal has always been to get married to a rich old man that would take care of me and my family. 
I'm 28 years old now‎, nothing! 
People say I'm not that attractive, that only pretty light skinned girls can accomplish that goal. So if I'm not fine I can't get a rich man? I've refused to work or do anything because I believe God will make me fulfil this dream‎. I just don't know how to get these men to be interested in me. The one that recently got engaged is not more attractive than I am so what's my problem? Please help me.
It's kinda sad how some young girls tend to focus on what men can do for them instead of what they can do for themselves. Any advise for this lady?

243 comments:

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Ceeflo said...

Its simple..you can land an old rich man by being an old "advanced" prostitute........ God bless your hustle

smith bukola said...

you ll come to discover that living a life fully dependent on a man is a nightmare......i mean that literally

Anonymous said...

She need deliverance.

Anonymous said...

Evaluate life!

Boo said...

There's no pretty girl now, it's all makeup and digital holography, maybe u should start seeing yourself differently, but if na aristo u dey find, then e no hard nah... Lol. I believe in people going for what they want. Find your "deficit" and get rid of em. If ur Fat, lose weight, if ur short, wear heels, if ur dark, DO NOT BLEACH, just take care of ur complexion. Good luck

em jay said...

Linda u ve said it all,linda is a big gurl today not tru any aristo,but hard work,and its pays a lot,but if u feel marrying aristo is ur call,den gud luck ugly bitch

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Omoge Manchester said...

She shld keep waiting.

LINDA IKETA said...

Greedy fool! Sit down there and be looking for sugar daddy. Mtcheww!

BONARIO NNAGS said...

Give your life to Christ, get a bible and read more about Solomon,intact dwell more on the book of Ecclesiastics.
Use it as your pillow,when you want to sleep.
I pray God will bless you with the wisdom you need,you're sick but it can't be remedied.

~BONARIO~says so via NOKIA LUMIA

Anonymous said...

I will advice you to work and pray..so that God can crown all your efforts and needs...the rich man is on his way...just believe and your dream will come true


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williams robort said...

Yes Linda I have advise for her. Anut at 28yes u do not want to work, I am sure u do not even go to skool cos of ur mentality, those men go for classic girls working class girl with standard, u not even they work where will u meet them? U not international ashawo, u done they old get a life idiot, why ur papa no rich for another young girl to hold am

Anonymous said...

I somehow doubt that this is real. If it is then Linda you are an even bigger fool for publishing it.

Anonymous said...

Sincerely speaking, no advise for this one.....

obietrezy said...

Just consult your village juju.... Nnabe oshi

Oladimeji Adigun said...

very brief comment, stupid and lazy idiot...

Anonymous said...

Get a life girl,u can also get a young guy who can do all dat 4 u.@duni

Anonymous said...

Am sorry for u it seems u forgt d proverb dat says all dat glitters are not gold. I wish I was ur friend may be u wud av learnt from d disaster I brought upon my life tru finding riches at d end I got no riches and stuck with two 4kids. I should av fought for my self and marry d love of my life but I put my family(parent ) first before moulding my future wich I regret so bad now. Try ur hand on somtin business or watever nd look for who u love truly I tell u love makes you rich better dan a dieing man with a hunted mansion

Cute G said...

I'm sorry but you will die trying.

snowflix said...

The best thing for you to do is to go to the nearest Ebola patient and hug him or her till you get infected, after that then you can get the rich old man.... silly girl!

Bishop Dammy said...

Ecc 3:11, jer 29:11, phil 4:19, Luke 8:15. Read those. BishopDammy#

Anonymous said...

Either u become a flight attendant or go meet babalawo

Mayowa Olagundoye said...

#grabs popcorn and glasses

Valentine N Egbuna said...

Linda pls who is dis idiot? Publish her name let's give her a general wiping. She should go to River Niger and bath her self 70times everyday to be light skinned too. Anumpama. Dey there dey old while ur mates are doin sumting reasonable with their lives. Some gals can be disgusting.

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Anonymous said...

I know one rich man...lazy stupid gal.when you are done marrying him he would use your head for more money...Anofia.

Anonymous said...

she is a very big fool living in d fools paradise and listening and try to advice such a big moron amounts to being hypnotized silly incompetent fool.

Anonymous said...

I can't stop laughing!! Is this for real or made up cus I can't, for the life of me imagine how stupid a 28 year old can be.To say, she is not going to work but wait for her rich old man....lool...mehnn, pple have issues!

Tolulope Aina said...

this is a joke right?

cus if this is actually someone in real life. the only prayer point you should be praying right now is that he should give you the ability to time travel to the past so u can right ur wrongs which wont happen either!!

Anonymous said...

Ode in e go and get a job so as 2 be rich

adeyemi Daniel said...

You better go and learn any hand work because if care is not taken its either you end up as a prostitute, an armed robber or die of hunger.

Anonymous said...

Well...






If you are a secondary student (without connections) reading this, go and ask your headmaster for a refund of your school fees cos there are no white collar jobs in Nigeria. Use the money to launch your own spare parts shop.

If you're in the university and your CGPA is currently less than 1.0, don't feel bad, Nigeria's unemployment market is no respecter of GPA!!!

If you're CPGA is 3.5 and above, carry on with the midnight oil. The Lord shall be your strength in this labour market.

If you are a parent reading this, our CVs are in the database of your company and you ignored us because;

1. You don't want entry level applicants! 2. We don't have connections.
3. You would rather employ your half sister's husband's nephew's girlfriend!
4. You don't advertise your vacancies so that we won't see it and collect salary from your company's revenue. That's wickedness!

We are tired of remixing our cover letter and cv's in Igbo, Hausa and yoruba yet no reply from companies!

We are tired of waking everyday to trek from Ojota to Badagry to submit CV to gatemen of companies!

We are tired of having only kobos in our account!
We are tired of filling dormant career pages of companies!

Literally, we are professional corporate hunters cos all we do is job hunt!
If we are not working for your company, you are wrong!
Physically, our paperwork says we are inexperienced but spiritually, we are experienced hires.
Sirs and Madams, age and weight are not on our side!


We speak on behalf of every talented unemployed citizen in Nigeria!


WHO ARE WE? TWO SMART, UNEMPLOYED GIRLS! (FRESH GRADUATES OF BUSINESS ADMINISTRATION)
WHAT DO WE NEED? A JOB!
WHEN DO WE WANT IT? NOW!
THE INTERNET WOULD KNOW NO PEACE TILL OUR NEEDS ARE MET!
Twitter is @2unemploydgirls

Sunmola Oluwatosin said...

These is so funny, young lady even a young guy can still fulfill that dream nd don't settle for less..focus nd don't depend on man or guy cos u can also make it big in life..

Hardey said...

Dear Miss! We MEN are even interested in hard working Lady! Who has her own money! but to show her we can still spend more on her! Maybe you should work hard, and u see at the end of the day you will find a richer man who finds you hardworking. If you want a sugar daddy, then be ready to sell your soul and body for a penny! used and be dumped and paid!! I pray you dont land a ritualist at the end!

Anonymous said...

She should go n get a job.




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Muhammed Mariam said...

My dear,i hope u r educated?..get your certificateS and apply for jobs.
MIX UP WITH FRIENDS,GO OUT N HAVE FUN...HOPEFULLY,SOMEONE WILL APPROACH YOU SOON......U V MADE A LOT OF MISTAKES,BUT ITS NEVER TO LATE TO CORRECT THEM.GOD HELP U

Anonymous said...

all she needs right now is prayers because her foolishness is the height. better go And get a job and focus on how to better your life instead of waiting for God to drop one rich man from heaven you will old boo.

hilary obiorah said...

Linda please now, what's all this cr*p?! Stop ruining the reputation of your blog, you are far from sleazy but with stories like this you are in danger of becoming one them blogs that deal mostly on rubbish.

Anonymous said...

all she needs right now is prayers because her foolishness is the height. better go And get a job and focus on how to better your life instead of waiting for God to drop one rich man from heaven you will old boo.

Anonymous said...

This the only way u can get them,grind Cameron pepper with salt and put it in ur pussy over night.idiot

Ayeni Hannah said...

She is just a lazy being! Go find work abeg

Anonymous said...

well that's no problem at all. All you need do is wait 10 more years, I assure you if you're not married to a rich man by then, you'd encounter no difficulty in paying any man to marry you out of your misery....prohmis

Anonymous said...

Advice keh!!! Dey wait make Manna fall frm heaven nor go do betterr thin wif ur sellf. Get a job lady if u dey wait say na rich elder man u dey look for den u go Old 4 dere!!!! Mtchewwwwwwww!!!!

Anonymous said...

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ed DREAMZ said...

a.k.a EDWIN CHINEDU AZUBUKO said...
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Joan rivers really needs to replace this dumb skull.....
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Anonymous said...

Let her wait till she is 31 yrs old...

Anonymous said...

Unlike dis lady I don't wanna depend on a man financially except for marrige cos its compulsory as a muslim

Anonymous said...

my dear just take my advice be hardworking,pray, men like hardworkn girls no man wants a liability dnt forget all hands are not equal dat might not be how u will become rich the fact that does girls are getting dnt mean u will get it too

Oluwasegun Kelani said...

Saw this some time ago and i hope it fits your situation... do enjoy it.

Pretty Girl:
What should I do to marry a rich guy? I'm going to be honest of what I'm going to say here. I'm 25 this year. I'm very pretty, have style and good taste. I wish to marry a guy with $500k annual salary or above. You might say that I'm greedy, but an annual salary of $1M is considered only as middle class in New York My requirement is not high. Is there anyone in this forum who has an income of $500k annual salary? Are you all married? I wanted to ask: what should I do to marry rich persons like you? Among those I've dated, the richest is $250k annual income, and it seems that this is my upper limit. If someone is going to move into high cost residential area on the west of New York City Garden(? ), $250k annual income is not enough. I'm here humbly to ask a few questions:
1) Where do most rich bachelors hang out? (Please list down the names and addresses of bars, restaurant, gym)
2) Which age group should I target?
3) Why most wives of the riches is only average-looking? I've met a few girls who doesn't have looks & are not interesting, but they are able to marry rich guys
4) How do you decide who can be your wife, & who can only be your girlfriend? (my target now is to get married)

Ms. Pretty
...........................................


Reply by CEO of JP Morgan:

Dear Ms. Pretty,

I have read your post with great interest. Guess there are lots of girls out there who have similar questions like yours. Please allow me to analyse your situation as a professional investor. My annual income is more than $500k, which meets your requirement, so I hope everyone believes that I'm not wasting time here. From the standpoint of a business person, it is a bad decision to marry you. The answer is very simple, so let me explain. Put the details aside, what you're trying to do is an exchange of "beauty" and "money": Person A provides beauty, and Person B pays for it, fair and square. However, there's a deadly problem here, your beauty will fade, but my money will not be gone without any good reason. The fact is, my income might increase from year to year, but you can't be prettier year after year. Hence from the viewpoint of economics, I am an appreciation asset, and you are a depreciation asset. It's not just normal depreciation, but exponential depreciation. If that is your only asset, your value will be much worse 10 years later.

By the terms we use in Wall Street, every trading has a position, dating with you is also a "trading position". If the trade value dropped we will sell it and it is not a good idea to keep it for long term - same goes with the marriage that you wanted. It might be cruel to say this, but in order to make a wiser decision any assets with great depreciation value will be sold or "leased". Anyone with over $500k annual income is not a fool; we would only date you, but will not marry you. I would advice that you forget looking for any clues to marry a rich guy. And by the way, you could make yourself to become a rich person with $500k annual income.. This has better chance than finding a rich fool.

Hope this reply helps. If you are interested in "leasing" services, do contact me...

Peter said...

u will get one by the time u clock 60yrs...so dont do anyting like working..keep waiting for one rich man

Steveosky 4 Real. said...

You had better pray to God they don't use you for rituals.. SMH..!!

pipifierce said...

Go n fast in d mountain for one month wit out food or water..

Bolu said...

Get a job

olumide abiodun said...

I want to believe this is a joke. But should in case it is for real, walk with me, let me tell you what you should.


First thing first, you should know that there are three things that can get an old rich man's attention; more money opportunities, good food, and SEX.


Since you can't get him more money, you should focus on the remaining two options. And since He can't know how good your cooking is before he meets you, so you have to focus on the last option...SEX.


You said you are not attractive, well, you don't have to be light skinned or attractive to be good in bed. You just have to be good in bed. lol!


You just have to get ONE SHOT at showing that old rich man you can take him to cloud nine in bed, and that's all you should be planning to do. So, since you can't get the man's attraction with your looks, you should use your body...and if you don't have a great body, don't worry, there is still hope.


Get a pimp. A man that can sell you (as a service) to the old rich man of your choice, and when you get that ONE SHOT, you perform your magic in bed, and give him all you got...and he probably will have so good a time that he will collect your number and call you again. And you can then treat him to some very good cooking. And from there, the ball will be in your court.



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Anonymous said...

embrace God ,u r too young to be waiting for some kind old rich man..wat abt d young rich guy......only God can help u fulfill ur dreams...go close to him

Anonymous said...

She shld beta get her bizy rather Dan waiting for an old rich men and change her finkin

Anonymous said...

Is this an advert? O_o

Bonita Bislam said...

Dear LiB reader,what happened to your 10 freaking fingers and toes? Is your condition worse than Lazarus in the bible? This days even lepers fend for themselves,not to talk of you who have fingers to type bollocks and send to Linda.Anyway to answer your question,go to a cemeytry by 12pm and shout rich man.All the dead richmen will wake up.You can have a pick then.Lol...Better get off your butt and go find something to do asap

Anonymous said...

Get a life

Anonymous said...

Lols....you gotta have some money to land it rich bitch!!! oops...sorry. anyway, the rich walk in rich circles, so if u're not in their circle, u can't get seen and well, naija is not like LA where you can fake it till you make it. Here, fake it all u want, without ur own cash even if na small, you ain't gonna make it. Competition for girls like you is very stiff so u probably need to get off your lazy ass and get a job. If at 29 u're waiting to land a rich guy, girl u're late. You should have started at 15 when ur breasts were still perky and u had d energy to ride the pony till 3am in d morning. Hahhahaha. Now u're just an old hag with sagging breasts who can only lay on her back cos she's not willin to do any work.

Get off your lazy ass and get a job and stop disgracing yourself. You think me I don't wanna bag a rich man too???? But I'm working while that's on its way....

Linda, biko publish my comment o!!

Debbie Chelsea said...

Hey gerl,come on go luk 4 a job or do biz....u will get old n u wunt find any rich man.....i ♡ being Independent,it makes a gerl stand out...be handworking gerl....

Theophilus Momoh said...

My advise for you is to go and marry b4 you worn out.


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Anonymous said...

where are u located ?, my boss is interested in me but i will never do an old man, he promises me heaven but nooo, i am ok and give thanks to God even if i am not where i want now at least i am happy for where i am because i av done so little with my hard earned money to upgrade myself but believe me i get notice and salutes when i step out.. I have a car, a job and good friends and if he sacks me i will look for another job shikena.. Only dumb girls go for older men or dates two guys at same time.. my dear go for counseling and appreciate God for the little he provides for you.

Anonymous said...

wch kin question be dis.

Ola

Anonymous said...

U'r jus a stupid RAM my dear

Anonymous said...

Dear DUMBO, it's unfortunate that you are not just jobless but also BRAINLESS!!! It's not too late though, you can still pick up some skills like fashion designing and the likes or even land a good office job (that's if you went to school atall). You're just 28, so if you straighten yourself up on time and drop the stupid notion of OLD RICH MAN, you might land a good guy before you turn 38.

Anonymous said...

i tink in diz case,u nid deliverance frm God....go to chur...abeg....n stop complainin..rich old man indeed...

Ashanka said...

Go google and search

Papi Chulo said...

This post is so fake even China has nothing on it.
















































































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u scofield said...

Just keep dreaming my dear. You can as well ask Joseph the dreamer.

Anonymous said...

Don't worry yourself na, you're just 28yr, by the time you're 58yr, we LIB reader can now help you then, as problem solver na, buh if you can't wait, maybe you should try to ask google, or contact uncle ifaa (god of divination)..oleeeee.. international the dumb thief, (ITDT)..na their you go stay till you reach menopause..dream koo, nightmare ni!! And mind you that's is not call dream, its call confusion!!! Dumb fat

Son of Solomon

Israelee said...

Koko jabele kaluku lomi se ti e!girl u r on a longthing...u r not even ashame of ur self;no sense here rather it shows how lazy n a runs girl u r way back in school that is now addited to runs mentality.u better go get ur self a job n meet with cool rich guyz or ur gran pa since thats ur target.pele ooooo

Young snow said...

Story for d gods

Ada Owerri said...

Hia!! Oya take camera snap ur pussy paste it on d NET, may b it will attract rich men, since ur face is not attractive, greed @ it peak long hisssss...(Rochase We Know 2015

Yugo Japhetson said...

Go and get a job! God doesn't listen to gold diggers.

lynda ibadin said...

babe ur situation is spiritual, u need to wash your face with spiritual soap and bath in a river dat a woman has never entered bfore, then you need to get lion testes and a bald leopard's head.....oniochi....olibelibe........mumu.......

Oluwabusola Popoola said...

My dear,you don't need an old man to help you fulfill your dreams, you can do this all by yourself with the help of God. Get a job,develop yourself, be happy and the right man ( not necessarily old) will come chasing you. It's not about you being pretty or not. God is awesome, great and faithful but God doesn't support laziness ( Get a job, God will back you up by crowning your efforts with huge success). You also have to learn to appreciate yourself before people appreciate you. Beauty is in the eye of the beholder.

Anonymous said...

Ermmm ! Sprinkle dry pepper on ur face every morning dat will help. #buzz

Anonymous said...

looool, i cant wait to see the comments on this..

Anonymous said...

Hmmn! Linda, u actually said everything in d last paragraph! She is just pathetic! Her type wud b suitable 4 money ritual! Beyonce nd co aint women like u abi? Dey r stinkingly rich nd dey didnt get there by not working! Change ur retarded mindset! Get a life and get a JOB!





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Anonymous said...

Young lady work on being, not on having...OYO is your case if you sit and wait for that rich old man.

Anonymous said...

Linda u don't expect me to believe dat this is a true life story, do u? pls post my comment. how can I comment using my name instead of anonymous?

Dilichukwu said...

Dear Young Lady, Linda Ikeji na Woman o! At 28 you don't know what to do but to wait on God to help you find a way to do Prostitution? No worry, a patient dog gets the biggest bone. God will help us.

Bunmi said...

Hahahahahahahahaahahahahahahhahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhhahahahahahah!!!!!!!! Keep dreamin baby. God will ans u wen u clock 38 or maybe 78. Lolzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

Anonymous said...

Linda u don't expect me to believe that this is a true life story, do u? pls how can I post comments using my name instead of anonymous?

Breanna Mag said...

Fake. Attention seeking post

Anonymous said...

In your words you can land an old rich man by dying on the land where one was buried . Thiefool .

Anonymous said...

@ 28 you don't have sense, don't go and work 4 your money, wait 4 a man. ODE.

Alexlatest blog said...

3 word for dis lady...Goal digger,lazy and stupid your mates are out deer doing something reasonable with their lives you are waiting for a rich man.. Name der u go die..ode oshiii.. Alexlatest.blogspot.com

Anonymous said...

she has to be kidding

Anonymous said...

Linda you have a point joor. That girl is just foolish. Rozay talking

Alexlatest blog said...

3 words for this lady..goal diggger, lazy, and stupid you are waiting for a rich man instead of you to find something reasonable to do with your life.. Don't worry ehn keep waiting odeee oshi... Alexlatest.blogspot.com

DannyChuks said...

I have nothing to tell you.. keep waiting that's all.

Anonymous said...

No advice for her cos I believe this is a joke..Adaora

Anonymous said...

dear poster,you are on a long thing,journey to poverty,hunger,destruction,@28 still looking for rich man up and down,dont you have sense?what if you don't find your so called dream man?you better think deep because beautiful young girls are evolving everyday,what if you date someone of your age and get married to him and along the line,he makes it big, must it be old man? so you cant be with a promising guy that would give you peace? no worry when you hit 40 without a job? husband then you know what you are into,get something doing as fast as possible,you meet your ordained hubby along the line, even if you don't work how would you meet the said rich guy, there has to be something interesting about you that would attract a rich intelligent man,when girls of your age have started taking care of there parents without support of any man

Anonymous said...

Hiss, was ur fada rich b4 ur mama married or jump into his house d way u r plannin now. U beta b focus nd learn to b indepedent or u jez find urself wit a rich bloody man

Anonymous said...

Abeg Linda no dy post dis kind rubbish. Y won't she wrk 2 earn money? Keep wasting ur life waiting 4 an old rich man 2 marry, u're 28 nd still thinkn lyk a child.

Princewill Iyamu said...

Its sad to say but this girl is from Edo- delta region. Its definitely somewhere south. Its more sad as I am from that region as well. These women need to learn to be useful. The norm now is a girl wanting a man to take care of her every need and all she can offer is return is sex. Kudos to the great women out there like my wife, my mother, You Linda Ikeji and all the hardworking women out there. As for you, try farming. At least nigeria needs farmers. IDIOT

beautyspice said...

Linda!! Which kan story be dis one again?

phinite said...

Go to nyanya bridge by 12:30 a.m naked n lie flat on ur tommy. Tank me lata

Anonymous said...

linda i refuse to believe any 28 year old sane girl would send dis in....did u make up dis story mbok?

Anonymous said...

linda i refuse to believe any 28 year old sane girl would send dis in....did u make up dis story mbok?

Anonymous said...

Maybe u v been destined to marry a poor man, I reject that for you..... Linda don't be judgemental, it is her life/her decisions/it doesn't affect you- you think it is only the gay and transgender community that deserves to live the kiind of life that they wish to live....... Dear poster, you can't be in your room and be searching for a rich oldman...... No1 thing dt makes a lady attractive is her beauty, personality,aura,brain sometyms......You need to rebrand yourself even if dt has to be just temporary....... If all these don't work, kindly settle down wit a mechanic bcox voodooism might nt really help u much...#cheEZyjayne

young elite said...

You can choose for your destiny,but it's your destiny that design your life.So stop having such thought keep praying,your destiny is there for you to have the very best for life.

Anonymous said...

I'm really waiting for the comments LIB readers will make....I love the comments than the news most times

young elite said...

You can choose for your destiny,but it's your destiny that design your life.So stop having such thought keep praying,your destiny is there for you to have the very best for your life.

Anonymous said...

whoever you're hear it now that you're the biggest fool of all time and no rich man (young or old) will fall victim 2 u (amen). anuofia

kimeeeeeeeee said...

Lmaooooooo..no this vant b real..shes such a clown.u wont find thta rich man IJN lazy dreamer..no go find work..hissss

Amy said...

You need Jesus.

Kingston said...

If u want 2 'land' an old rich man,then sign him just lyk it's done in football,u know.

ude said...

Try and wear a push up bra more often, and padded buttock. Additional, try and make your foundation(brown powder) thick, becos the stronger the foundation the beta the building.

Lastly, check your accent, if it is not britico, then correct that (thank me later)

Awuuuuuuuuu!!!!!!

Eberechi Maryann said...

She's ODE of the highest level mumu!!! sit down n keep waiting..

KWEEN said...

Wait o, is this for real? That has been her dream since she was 15? And. She has refused to work because of that? Lmaooo! She should bleach na since she was told that the rich men like only light skinned girls. She should keep waiting. When she gets to 45+, the rich man will come. Dumb creature!

Anonymous said...

what the heck is wrong with you dear poster? did i read that you have refused to work? what sort of ambition do you have? I just cant deal with daft people. I will rather invest my time and energy in money making ideas.

chizzysignature said...

It's kind of sad that someone's life ambition will be to marry a rich old man. In as much as I don't have anything against wanting to change your financial status but pegging it to marrying a rich old man is so wrong.

Anonymous said...

Babe, if you no fine and bleaching cream and packaging can't help you, I suggest you pay your nearest babalawo a visit. He might sample the toto as well but it would be worth the trouble. Good luck

Anonymous said...

Go hug transformer

Anonymous said...

My dear,you don't need an old man to help you fulfill your dreams, you can do this all by yourself with the help of God. Get a job,develop yourself, be happy and the right man ( not necessarily old) will come chasing you. It's not about you being pretty or not. God is awesome, great and faithful but God doesn't support laziness ( Get a job, God will back you up by crowning your efforts with huge success). You also have to learn to appreciate yourself before people appreciate you. Beauty is in the eye of the beholder.

Olaleye Adisa said...

If you think that gething married to a rich man is the only way of success, you are totally wrong. Destiny speaks for everybody.
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Anonymous said...

Eh nothing wa we no go hear,stupied girl stay dere nd be waiting 4 a rich old man while ur mate are making money 4 themselves.my advice is go nd kill urself u will find a rich old man in d oda world,ode.grace b

Anonymous said...

wait well well go stay long, you have not see any thing, people like you will always fall the victim of ritualise
stay there don't go and look for job and good husband

Anonymous said...

wait well well go stay long, you have not see any thing, people like you will always fall the victim of ritualise
stay there don't go and look for job and good husband

iyke david said...

Simlpe!Just take a trip to Abuja, when you get to Aso rock gate then you remove all your cloth and begin to pose well well. They will rush you to one rich man straight. gudlok to you.shit happens.

cynthia chinonso said...

What a useless human being!

cynthia ifunaya said...

Let her stop dream bcos it can never be real. She will wait forever

Anonymous said...

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OGUNDIRAN OYINDAMOLA said...

Imagine, u young n vibrant lady refuse to work cos u r excepting a rich old man abi? Gud girl, y nt go 2 ori-oke, stay der 4 40days wt marathon fasting n prayer. Idiot, ole, ashewo.

Anonymous said...

start thinking of reasonable things ad how to be useful to ur self bcos that type of prayer will not get u any where .

Badoo of Toronto said...

LMAO.. cant stop laughing at work.... werey girl.. wait. . Your maga is coming soon.

Anonymous said...

EWU MXM

#king said...

madam go and find a work..why do u want to be a hoe by all means..shame on u..keep looking for old rich man idiot..45 yrs is knocking on ur door...................................#KingOfKings

pixiedust said...

simple.....ANAL SEX and u will be smiling everyday to the bank

Anonymous said...

What is happening in this world!!! Young lady don't u have self esteem, and self worth??? U need help.

linda thomson said...

Go nd meet ur mama to wash ur private part with water used in bathing dead body. *long hiss* OLOSHI. Nd wat if u get productive nd become rich I swear only rich men. Will chase u.

Mimi september said...

Turn to a runs girl...and go yo abuja ..u might land one.

Anonymous said...

Go jump from a sky scrapper, or in d lagoon or better still hug a transformer. Oshi, u no wan work and u wan chop life. Ewu gambia

Anonymous said...

Siddon there otondo u go rich well well you hear.

Ada mbano said...

Rich men plenty for sambisa forest naa..haba na dem dey reign for naija now ooo..onye apari ri ka ya.

Seamless said...

Your Problem? Your problem?!!!! your problem is that you don't have a problem..if you did, you wouldn't wait on your behind for some"rich old dude"to come help you out...

christie benjamin said...

Your problem is inferiority complex. Believe u can so u will but if u dnt believe u can get a rich man , then baby u won't . #####QUEENMAYA#####

vanessa okocha said...

sims u are mentally deranged

Anonymous said...

Ode!

Tee said...

MY DEAR! MY ADVISE---- GO TO SHOPRITE BUY A LONG ROPE. FIND A VERY ISOLATED BUSH WITH TALL TREES. LOOK FOR THE MOST HIDDEN TREE AMONG ALL. GENTLY AND SLOWLY HANG YOURSELF AND KEEP QUITE! OLOSHI JATIJATI NO GO LOOK FOR WORK!

Tee said...

MY DEAR! MY ADVISE---- GO TO SHOPRITE BUY A LONG ROPE. FIND A VERY ISOLATED BUSH WITH TALL TREES. LOOK FOR THE MOST HIDDEN TREE AMONG ALL. GENTLY AND SLOWLY HANG YOURSELF AND KEEP QUITE! OLOSHI JATIJATI NO GO LOOK FOR WORK!

damsel lohi said...

My dear please are you ok,how can you say you want to get married to a rich old man all because of money,money is not everything,so please change your thoughts,the ball is in your court,make the right decision before its too late to cry. Miss Indomie says so.

OLAOPA ABIODUN said...

You will be attractive to rich old men when you are 65. By then, d man will be sure you will not kill him and use his money to buy yourself a young husband.

Anonymous said...

YOU ARE A FOOL!!!!
You want to reap where you did not sow?!?!
Do you not know the bible says the laborer is worthy of his wages (1Tim 5:18)?!
How do you expect to be rich, without putting in some effort?
Or you are deceived??
If you don't work, and are waiting for a rich man, hunnie you are going to die poor and bitter.

Anonymous said...

YOU ARE A FOOL!!!!
You want to reap where you did not sow?!?!
Do you not know the bible says the laborer is worthy of his wages (1Tim 5:18)?!
How do you expect to be rich, without putting in some effort?
Or you are deceived??
If you don't work, and are waiting for a rich man, hunnie you are going to die poor and bitter.

anuoluwapo emmanuel oginni said...

She need prayer and deliverance

Anonymous said...

Hahahahaha
You don't want to work
hahahaha
I no fit laff

O nweghi ifem madu agaghi anu


DIM

Anonymous said...

you are stupid and very confused for not doing anything and hoping that manner will fall from heaven someday for you ,no man wants a lazy woman . Go get a life

C'LORD said...

yea, there is an advice for her and a good: you will remain single till eternity; and also ensure keep praying hard on this your request,okay...you are praying for an óld'man so after marriage he will just die and you reap where you did not sow...lemme assume your type dont exist in this world again, bloody bastard.

As for you linda, you should learn to advise directly instead of bringing this up here..employ her to be washing your pants...esp the ones you used while menstruating

C'LORD said...

yea, there is an advice for her and a good: you will remain single till eternity; and also ensure keep praying hard on this your request,okay...you are praying for an óld'man so after marriage he will just die and you reap where you did not sow...lemme assume your type dont exist in this world again, bloody bastard.

As for you linda, you should learn to advise directly instead of bringing this up here..employ her to be washing your pants...esp the ones you used while menstruating

Anonymous said...

My my this is too sad. At 28 yrs you are waiting for a man with money to arrange u. I feel sorry for you. May you not land in a trap you can't get out of. Why not better yourself. Work hard. There is nothing like a man who has a woman that had ambition not just to chop his money but to add to him in so many was. My friend wake up!!

Anonymous said...

dearest......,go get a life.....,u r just downright lazy....,no man(young or old)wants a lazy woman as a wife.....,God some girls can be so annoying

Anonymous said...

You're a fool.... MOST
NIGERIAN GIRLS AND THEIR STUPID MINDS. Lib 1

Anonymous said...

You're a fool.... MOST
NIGERIAN GIRLS AND THEIR STUPID MINDS. Lib 1

dharmmy said...

She should go to her village so they can prepare 'jazz stuffs' for her. That's her only hope... cos she is not skilled in anything else... good luck to her

Anonymous said...

Contact me so I can introduce you to my rich grandfather, cheap whore!!!! Fix urself lady n do something better with ur life.

Anonymous said...

Ure just like the foolish servant that wants to reap where he did not sow......mtcheew

Anonymous said...

Mu square, olodo... don't go and work, wait for old rich man... ala bakwa gi... otondo.. because they tell you na that kin prayer God dey answer

Anonymous said...

get a job

Amazing Edore said...

Mu square, olodo... Ala bakwa gi... don't go and work, stay there, manna will fall from heaven... some girls though

Anonymous said...

u nor cwious, continue to dey wait, wen u reach 48, u go learn ur lesson, d lord is ur strength.

Anonymous said...

emmm.. No advice

Anonymous said...

No. 1) u're 28yrs old and u're very stupid.
2) U've stopped working or doing anything, meaning u're lazy and foolish
3) U want to marry an old man that wil take care of u and ur family? Poverty is written all over u. Marrying ur old father will be better4u
4) U have been dreaming since u were 15 and u stil want 2 fold ur arms and continue dreaming
5) U believe pple dat u're not attractive. Meaning u dnt have self esteem and men will price u very cheap.
6) U brought ur matter here2discuss, dat's senselessness of d highest order. Are u sure u're really 28? Wen wil u have sense in dis life cos a fool at 40 is a fool 4ever. Before u no it, u'll turn 40 and I hope u would have stopped dreaming by then. Iberibe ajoka nwannem. Ur name na appology A.K.A sorry. Hope u're not under a curse or spell? Go and check urself well o and hope u're not d first born?

Anonymous said...

ode....anu...

Funso Samuel said...

Advice for her? She should get a life because she got none now.Chikena

Anonymous said...

Hahahahahahahahahahaha ! ! ! ! !

Funso Samuel said...

Advice for her? She should go get a life because apparently, she got no life.

Anonymous said...

Firstly, I think you need to get yourself a job then you can focus on your appearance...

Also note that Rich men don't really like girls that are 100% dependent on them... they see them as Gold Diggers!!!

Anonymous said...

you are stupid! your mates are working hard and u sit around waiting for a rich man. u go old for ur mama house. Crying for u without tears. Hisssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss.

Damiete Jack said...

You are praying for God to bless you with a rich man when you have refused to work. Lol. This is the funniest thing i have seen all day. What can you offer the rich man. Wake up and get a job.

Cyndy Ifeajika said...

Linda which kin mumu post be this? If u r bored abeg go and chew groundnut. If u like no post my comment cos uve bin doing that a lot

Anonymous said...

Lazy girl, u used 13yrs looking for rich old man , while some of ur mates are already married to their sweethearts . Some are already making their own money.

Y can't girls of this generation do the correct thing . No man respects a woman tht is dependent on him

Anonymous said...

Keep dreaming ok. Maybe your dream will end in grave someday. #rubbish

Cyndy Ifeajika said...

Linda which kin mumu post be this? If u r bored abeg go and chew groundnut. If u like no post my comment cos uve bin doing that a lot

brown suga said...

Lin Lin I don't buy this one bit.........FABRICATED

Cutest Babe said...

Girlie oh, u REALLY need Jesus in ur life cos he is d richest of them all.....I nugo

elo tasha said...

May the Lord bring your wish to a reality but what you should do now to attract such a man is To get yourself engage with a work. Make yourself relevant to yourself first


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Anonymous said...

Wait this is a joke right? Pls dear linda make me happy by telling me u made this up? What????? Idonbelivit

Anonymous said...

this has got to be the saddest thing ive ever read. even in 3rd world countries where kids don't have the privilege to go to skool want it so bad. this one does, and instead shes lookin to bag a rich old man smh yu have got to hate urself so much if yu r willing to spend d rest of ur life living on money instead of love. I have nothing but pity for you. attractive or not, God wont grant such request just for the fact dat yu don't want to work, then there r pple ur age who are looking for jobs so dey can build their futures and have things and pple to call theirs.

JOYCHY said...

At 28, u are still dis stupid. Can u imagine someone's dream in life.
With dis kind of priority I'm sorry, u wld neva find happiness.

Jezzzzz I'm pissed !!!!!

CHANGEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Anonymous said...

Wait! This is a joke right? Pls linda make me happy by saying April fool even though it's September. What??? Idonbelivit!

Anonymous said...

Eyah! Sorry oo! If u Rily want to marry a rich man and u no fine? Things to do 1. Bleach urself to oyinbo 2. begin dey fine.....lol 3.go looking for some rich old man close dats 81yrs old. honest advice

Anonymous said...

Idiot! ...its ur type dat go to tekewari to do prayers for oda piples husband. Dont go nd add value to urself, keep waiting for an old rich man who plucked money from trees to marry u.

calvin nnaegbo said...

Lmao..

uche eze said...

Goat

Anonymous said...

Wear revealing clothes and stand on the road. It should work

All the best.

agun tina said...

Pls keep waiting I beg u in God na, he will soon come for u...smh

confessor said...

Sorry woman. U re a big fool. U better go n add value to urself and other things shall be added unto you.

Anonymous said...

Linda you've said it all case closed

Anonymous said...

no advice fr her,itz ha lyf....anyway aplly fr any beauty pageant,sleep wit all d men incharge of d beauty pagent nd win....then u re sure of an old rich man e.g...alafin of oyo,jonathans uncle nd even obasanjo....tnk me wit cash later...*ingrident don yarn*

Anonymous said...

No advise,she shud let us know wen she grows white hair from waiting

ukwumaka theophilus said...

She should go et a life.

prisy said...

1)At 28 you are looking for an old man to date 2) you refused to work hoping that manner will fall from heaven. Its either you are mad or d devil is fanning himself somewhere with your pic

Anonymous said...

Oh! My oh My! So many things to say to this hag, but guess I just fold my hands and read people's lethal tantrums.........

ukwumaka theophilus said...

She should go get a life. Does that mean she didn't pass through school at all to nursed this kind of idea from childhood to her level now. May God help her with her dreams.

Anonymous said...

Just one advise- dream on.When you wake up.You'll be 57 years old & finished.

ukwumaka theophilus said...

She should go et a life.

Mimi said...

Like serious? Is this for real? Go get a life young lady and stop being such a looser!

aruna olayemi said...

Go & learn ani handiwork & establish urself.

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