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Thursday, 7 January 2016

Check out the messages a lady received from a man because she didn't reply Facebook messages

Lol. Women have suffered. Yesterday, Funke Phillips shared the messages sent to her by a man because she didn't reply his inbox messages. Read Funke's sarcastic post after the cut...

"Ladies, make sure you always reply your inbox messages. You never know. Your future husband might just be lurking around there and if you don't reply he will think you're a 'snub' and your 'luck will pass you by'. Oshisko. This is actually the sanest out of a bunch of retards populating my inbox.
Jah will save me from mad people. Say Amen." Amen!

Source: Olafunke Phillips/Facebook

187 comments:

Unknown said...

Next...not funny

Unknown said...

Lmfao!
Runaway from such a man oh
Hahaha

Unknown said...

Amennnnnnnnnnnnn oooo oooo Linda

moddifa said...

Crazy Nigerian Guys...smh

Chaweetee_Slim said...

Lmao...The guy is pained

STERN said...

Why didnt she reply in the first place. I hate it when a girl starts feeling too big..after, when they reach 40 years old they will be crying they havnt gotten married meanwhile you already chased the potential guys away. See the poor guy begging just to get a reply from you. Such a wicked woman! Very annoying

Anonymous said...

Wth! Lmao!!!

Unknown said...

Lol....Amen....i ff u say ooo..oshi...ode

Unknown said...

Beta for her to distance herself from that nigga.. he's a psycho!!

Unknown said...

😃, someone once sent me something similar. .... I didn't reply n he blocked 'me'...lol..... People are really insane

Unknown said...

Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahhahahahahhahhahahahahahahahahahhahahahaha......this guy is insane! Jezzzzzzzz!!!!





























#GLORY2GLORY#

Unknown said...

HA ha ha ha ha! Lindodo my sister I can only imagine what you must be going through right now in the hands of men like these? Be courageous dear. Some of us men sef!


I'm not a robot!
Je ne suis pas un Robot!
Abughi m Igwe obula!
Nye manyi robot debu!
Mi O yi Sé Irin!

!!!!!!!

Anonymous said...

Lol. One heck of a crackhead.

Unknown said...

Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahhahahahahhahhahahahahahahahahahhahahahaha......this guy is insane! Jezzzzzzzz!!!!





























#GLORY2GLORY#

Unknown said...

Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahhahahahahhahhahahahahahahahahahhahahahaha......this guy is insane! Jezzzzzzzz!!!!





























#GLORY2GLORY#

ruzu black said...

lol ,this guy is something else oh .

Unknown said...

Its annoying when u wanna chat with a person but he/she ain't replying.... But in this case guy has gone too far..how does he even know he's her future husband...Lol

Unknown said...

Lol
Abeg ooooo
Ba dis tym dey use knife anyhow
Linda dont take note!




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# oneandonlynwa@gmail.com#

Anonymous said...

I know funke Philips,f dude is het cousin,they love attention,they made this up....

LINDA'S BLACKEST SON said...

lmaoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo






hahahahaahaahahaahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

Unknown said...

Bt sum bae too do jare,no amen amen

Unknown said...

Am in LOVE with a coco... Let's go Linda

Anonymous said...

It's very funny,hahahahaa

Unknown said...

Lol...
U know weda she get Data?
#sips orijin#

reflex chuks said...

Crazy indeed...

Anonymous said...

This guy is damn funny

Unknown said...

Lol. The guy means business oo!




#commonsense

Emmy Blu Modesto said...

Lol. Desperate tout

Pesin Pikin said...

Hmmmm...this man never crase or mad so?? Abeg babe leave trash for LAWMA jare!

Unknown said...

Drunk in LOVE..... Let's go Linda

Unknown said...

So foolish a man... wat nonsense

Mufliat said...

Na his problem be that.
















#Hajia Mufliat

Anonymous said...

Now I can confirm that this Stern is a stupid boy kowai !!! Haba try to have some sense Abi you left your senses in Nigeria on your way abroad ?

CHERYL (aka FROM GLORY to GLORY) said...

I don't blame him, I blame desperate ladies who think marrying is the ultimate thing.

#Ourmentalitymustchange!

Unknown said...

Some guys sha

cuppycake said...

Lol.....have had such experience before,really a psycho.

Unknown said...

Retard.

Unknown said...

Dm sliding at its most ferocious. Biko chick reply u dm's ooo...#udo

Uzosafetyblog said...

Me with their ego, they can even eat a shot just to satisfy their wants. #IRepLIB

Unknown said...

I have them on my list! Pests!

Okbye.

kudos said...

Leave trash for lawma...Believe

Unknown said...

Hahahahhahahahaaha,another type of madness









LIB ADDICT#just passing#

Unknown said...

Very very very hilarious

Unknown said...

Get that all the time
No news???

Mz Hardtheyleye said...

@stern, not every lady is a phone addict, I might not check my fb 4 days, cuz there are more important things I need to attend to, similarly, some guys no dey chill @ all,go offline 4 5 mins and dey'll talk as if u'v left dem hanging for a year. And besides shey nah likdat u go take woo your future wife abi? Is okay.

onogold said...

Lol.. future husband Ko future husband ni...pysco???

Unknown said...

Anon anuohia how did u know he's abroad ? Cos u stalk him right?
Lol admit u love him but chose to come with hate. Anu mpam !

The Creator's Muse said...

Se dandan ni?

Anonymous said...

Linda go and marry!!!!! Ewu

Mr 47 said...

Ahan! Ahan!! Funke!!! A simple hello won't hurt anyone now, not like the guy was rude to you. He was even begging u and why call him a retard? U could at least chat with then make it clear u ain't interested in his proposal and if he comes out to be rude, u can then ignore

Loisy said...

I totally relate with this! Had a similar experience recently. Mental illness is largely undiagnosed in Nigeria. And no be all madness be comot clothe type!

Unknown said...

One actually blocked me because i didn't reply his messages.

Unknown said...

Lol, serious somtin


Www.insuranceinfoandtips.com

Unknown said...

a.k.a EDWIN CHINEDU AZUBUKO said...
.
See as this nigga just fall my hand abeg.. Mumu......
.
.
***CURRENTLY IN JUPITER***

Unknown said...

Lol, serious somtin


Www.insuranceinfoandtips.com

Unknown said...

Lol

But y wouldn't she reply

Unknown said...

Women send me such messages as well....may be i will have to send it to Linda as well..

CEEJAYDON said...

His own cup of tea.

ceedera said...

Madness*rollingmyfyneyes*

Unknown said...

Too funny abeg

Psalmuelle aka Samstone. said...

Hahahahahahaha.. hehehehehhehehe
Ewo.. Chai. Brother, No vex..

#LIB ADDICT#

Anonymous said...

Hahahahaa willy go kill person o

JOYOUS said...

LOL

Unknown said...

Lolz Wili my frnd wia hv u been? Missed ur comments cos dey alwz crack me up.














Lib freak

Anonymous said...

LWKMD so funny

Unknown said...

Lmaoooo. ..some guys can sabi vex person eh! Fear message na

Unknown said...

the guy has a mental problem...angelmakiz@yahoo.com

Festus clem said...

That dude has a brain problem that will take up to ten years to fix. The earlier he come for repair, the better for him

KENTON ONUORAH said...

It's Better for him,the guy is a learner

Unknown said...

D guy is sick


MISSVEE

Unknown said...

I get this like everyday hahahhahahahahhahaha

Unknown said...

Not funny #sneh

Diamond Babe said...

Ahahahah funny guy...funke future husband is drunk in love....

You go fear future husband na..Lol

princess Stella said...

Hahahahahahahahahahahaqhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah! Really funny!

Anonymous said...

WILHEMINNA, Thanks for that EPIC response.

Anonymous said...

Willy, welcome back. I see the New Year has not delivered u from ur old problems. Anybody who reads comments here regularly knows that Stern says he lives in Canada. I remember asking him once, how to get Basketmouth tickets for a Toronto show cos he claimed to have the hook-up. The guy is a confirmed moron. Just like u.

Bethany said...

Madness indeed has many colours......
Lmao.





Amen ooo my lindodo.

Unknown said...

Linda, pls u follow dey craz o...dis kind things Wey u dey give us eeh Choi!! I can't stop laughing.... this guy is a crazy desperado

Anonymous said...

See this desperate idiot. Maybe his juju did not work. Lol

Grammar Prefect said...

The noun is "snob", the verb is "snub". Let's get it right in 2016 people.

Unknown said...

I also get insults like dis too from men on facebook who tink my whole life I jst sit nd wait to reply all their msg all day,sneh...men though

Anonymous said...

Lolss...must one reply all inbox text?? Even when they can't type correct English...**#future hubby mgbo#

Anonymous said...

Aya so that girl has missed her husband

Unknown said...

Lolzzz

Unknown said...

Their palaver

Who dem help?

Unknown said...

For the fact that u have access to a woman's contact does not mean she knows u exist. And for the fact u are her friend n she is not in a relationship hence u want to ask her out does not mean she has interest in u. Truth is she might not find u either physically, intellectually, sexually, financially attractive.

Turning u down n u taking it in bad light make u less than a man. Hence u don't deserve her

Unknown said...

What a stupid comment!!

Unknown said...

Has has finish marring all the woman in his street is the one on facebook.

Unknown said...

Lol. Tot i was d only person wit such an experience.

Unknown said...

Very funny

Unknown said...

lol, linda you too oooo, you better be replying your email messages

Anonymous said...

I like him too... please what's his name on fb

Unknown said...

I was preparing to laugh, but it wasn't funny.















Wild flowers!

Unknown said...

SHE'S MAD WHY WILL SHE TOO SNUB LET'S BE REAL JOOR THAT'S HOW MOST LADIES MISS THEIR BLESSINGS WHAT'S BAD IF SHE REPLIES SAYING HELLO OR GIVING A LITTLE EXPLANATION AND SOME PEEPS ARE TYPING RUBBISH

Anonymous said...

Willi baby, welcome bk... So so good to have u back. Mbok ur comments cracks me up. But where have u been naa.. You could have won the dec giveaway. I miss u joor

Anonymous said...

Hehehehhe....the best way to chase dudes like dis is to bill them and you see dem run for their life....THE BLUNT BEING!

Anonymous said...

Take it easy linda, we know you have the blood of a feminist running in you. Most of those could actually be pulling your legs. Easy tigress...

Unknown said...

Hahahhahahh the guy is right some ladies are fond of that especially on social media dey fill too big to reply chat and inbox message. At least it will serve as a medium of warning to ladies out there dat turn snubbing into a habit # just. Passing by#

Rosekelblog said...

one major effect of joblessness. # ladyskirpo#

Anonymous said...

funny future husband!!!!

Anonymous said...

Funny u mr man

Unknown said...

Cyber stalker...I get lots of them on Facebook, twitter...sometimes they make me laff...future husband indeed, one sent my cousin 3000 naira airtime just so she can reply his msgs Fb...becos manage buy tecno android, person no go hear word for social media

Unknown said...

Lol..the guy is frustrated is it by force to reply Msg

Anonymous said...

why do we only seeing the man photo but the woman photos was not there
to look?

don snipes said...

NOT funny

Unknown said...

Lol. But some girls can form sha oooo

frankobenmindspace said...

Bullshit, and he's supposed to be on ur friends list right? How does subjecting an FB friend to scorn on this page make u feel? Surely u don't feel u're a better person right now cos Godamnit u're not.....Guys be careful with the kind of attention seeking and misguided ladies u add 2 ur friends lis

Unknown said...

Funny guy ...

Stephanie said...

Funny guy #Abkeeys#

'Dassah said...

Hehehe
retard

Unknown said...

The whole post is bored but i don't sew any big deal in a reply either ,the guy shouldn't have gone that far before a ignoring too..but ladies gat there pride ..am Ayomitide by name

Unknown said...

E favour de girl..why are u snub....lol

Mistress No.1 said...

Lol.Amen o. I can totally relaate with this.Na only God go deliver us o.

Adalove said...

Lolest lol....no be only future husband...inukwa onye ara!

Unknown said...

Haahahahhaah so funny

Anonymous said...

Na by force to reply now lol

Unknown said...

Of all the available willing and desperate babes on earth, why would any man seek a babe approval or friendship social media?Babes more available and cheaper in the world than online! A real sicko!!! Get a life, fool!

Vester Bond said...

hahahaha Na idiots plenti pass 4 SM

Unknown said...

Hahahahahaha... u never knw o Lol, u go fear husband...

CIROC ADDICT said...

Desperado

Anonymous said...

It is gift n blessing some1 wants to reach out to u. Never take it for granted.

Anonymous said...

Nonsense

Anonymous said...

Pray u go out for a week and no guy even looks at u. Talk less say hi.
Then u will appreciate.

Unknown said...

Dem go dey pose. Dem go dey denge denge.
Don't worry she will reply you when she's 40 begging for attention . I dey laugh

Unknown said...

Hahahahaha no chill

Unknown said...

Lolll Oga nor be by force na; woman still reply well na




My view not urs!!!!

Ese kenora said...

Hahahahahaha I had such experience too.. some guys are funny

Miz Naomi said...

Lols... This is so me😂




#Bye

Unknown said...

Lol. Linda pls tell them. But na by force

Sayrah said...

Lmao chai did guy is a freak

mma said...

Why in the world will a guy approach a girl with "Hey sexy"? What sort of line is that? So because a girl should get married she will respond to every tom dick and Harry. Do u know how many Facebook messages we get in a day from people u don't know? So we should reply to all because we want to be married?

Unknown said...

Psycho..

Unknown said...

Lmao! some niqqas deserve daily beating fa.
sha I've had several girl pests like this too.


MrCollz A.k.a Sanity Says.

Unknown said...

He Retarded.

yourstrulyblogposts.blogspot.com said...

Very nauseating - some men are full of shit

Unknown said...

It all sounds funny. These are the kind of men whose obsessive compulsion portends danger. She should report it. You'd be surprised to know many nasty incidences in Nigeria that starts by looking harmless.

Unknown said...

This guy is a fool...

Unknown said...

Replying morons means u are a bigger moron. Usu mikwaa GI nipples there!
Miriam and oda anons yes I'm back...
Thanks

Mayberry said...

Hahahahaha
Dis is actually Facebook madness
Insane guy like dis made me leave facebook.
#Edobabe#replinda#

Unknown said...

It's true o, this isn't even a joke. They tend to get very aggressive. One said "I knew you before the plenty likes on fb". You can't even explain

Unknown said...

This is hilarious.... Future husband indeed

Yomi Chedda said...

There's nothing wrong responding to a simple hi ... even if you know that person have no way with you ..i just call it feeling too big and she is a fuck girl for that,. well the guy shouldn't have say much after hi , he should have just delete her off ... that's what i do

Unknown said...

Looser

Unknown said...

This joke really made my day

Unknown said...

You too dey snub b dat abi? I will report you to that future husband!

owakah (A.K.A. Innosometin) said...

drunk in luv hubby..lol

jojostical said...

The guy is drunk in loveful nt love

jojostical said...

The guy is drunk in loveful nt love

jojostical said...

The guy is drunk in loveful nt love

jojostical said...

The guy is drunk in loveful nt love

Anonymous said...

Please are Funke's kids all from the same father? Just asking because she's always acting like a single mother.

Unknown said...

Can't stop laughing. U ee ugnoring me again, i hate u. Lmao

Unknown said...

Can't stop laughing. U ee ugnoring me again, i hate u. Lmao

Unknown said...

The guy is the biggest fool I ll ever see see as he dey chat with a lady like a pry sch boi choi!

starshine said...

Kikikikiki. Ur time will pass u by

starshine said...

Kikikikiki. Ur time will pass u by

Ruby Owanate said...

hahahahahaha

I MUST WIN LINDA GIVEAWAY said...

It happens to me a wholeeeee lot but funny how that response or any response at all will be the beginning of a new preaching only just when u are getting excited that the person will finally leave u...... it just leaves me with the conclusion that some plmen have time.... this type of luck Biko I no want..... strolls away Linda open gate abeg night Don cover

Unknown said...

Lol dis guy no get work oo lol

Demmy said...

Lol! Kolomenta

Unknown said...

Hahahahahahahaha!
See as person FB message come bring fight. Lol
I needed this Epic response to Crack mi up.
Anon pls send in more.

Unknown said...

Some people need brain scan before they come on facebook...... some can insult the life out of you and your entire generation because you are too busy to reply their FB marriage proposal....... this one is actually insane tho'

pearl said...

na by force

Anonymous said...

She's mad. They r even facebook friends, not like the guy is famsing. She should reply or why did she accept his friend request?

Unknown said...

Dat kind tin
"NeVeR SaY NeVeR"

Unknown said...

Is the guy okiie??? #Justaskingo! Linda take note!

Anonymous said...

Oshisko!!!!!!!!!!!

praizpaulinus said...

Lols I forbid that kain husband

FourthOfApril said...

Second Anonymous 5:44PM, you couldn't have put it better.

Unknown said...

Walahi same thing happened to me,if u dnt reply they can take it overly personal

Unknown said...

some people don turn linda comment box to country share the land among demselves. na wah...... snubbing is not fair but dat dude na just crase man.

Unknown said...

Are u princess Diana ?? Lady : are you daddy shokey ?? Hahahahahahahahah ... D conve funny abeg

Unknown said...

Like seriously Dis guy is jobless....!

paparazi said...

How can u fall in love with a computer? u are only sending messages to someone on facebook that u have not seen or met? The kind native doctor wey do this guy madness, really go private university. EKPAR

Anonymous said...

It seems like you are the one in the convo...chill o. No be by force. Is marriage a woman's life ambition ? Rest jor

Unknown said...

Irritating much

Seyi said...

Lol

Unknown said...

Made up.... Ijs

Unknown said...

Simply Hilarious

Unknown said...

oti yo ife pupo ju,ife ni,lover boy. Next story please! linda see to that case

Unknown said...

ROTFL... this year, may God help us not to ignore our future husband in Jesus name.

Linda we must marry this year.

Unknown said...


some men can be so funny

Unknown said...


some men can be so funny

Mizz Taygah said...

"how can you snub your future husband". Oh my!!! Whose future husband is this biko?? Am unable to fit deal.... Am out!





Egbon Linda, if you want the comment, come and collerit!

Mizz Taygah said...

Ewooo!!! N all the while i thought you were a guy @i must win.




Egbon Linda, if you want the comment, come and collerit!

Mizz Taygah said...

Very foolish comment!!




Egbon Linda, if you want the comment, come and collerit!

Unknown said...

The guy ain't serious.

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