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Thursday, 22 October 2015

You won't believe how this man's 3-year-old daughter embarrassed him in public

In a reddit post, an unfortunate fellow revealed how his 3-year old daughter took the liberty to inform him about his shortcomings-no pun intended. Apparently, he took her into the men's toilet of a restaurant because his wife wasn't around and according to him, his home operates an open door policy meaning everyone knows what everyone is packing down under.

While in the toilet, two men entered causing his daughter to back away from the door, she ended up right beside him as he was doing his business, took one look at his member and loudly exclaimed "daddy!! Look at your little penis!!. The men just couldn't contain their laughter.

The hapless man is confused because he is at a loss as to what scale his penis was measured against, where has she seen bigger ones? And she's just three years old! Our guess is he won't be returning to that restaurant anytime soon.


He wasn't the only dad who had an embarrassing tale to tell, one said his son walked in on him bathing and exclaimed "dad! You've got boobs like mom!"

Another recalled how his son's daycare expressed worry to his wife after the tot kept talking about "how huge dad's penis is". Yet another dad told of how his son quipped "look dad it's Jesus" after seeing a man with long flowing hair and long beard in a restaurant.

51 comments:

Davido's driver said...

Its all love

Davido's driver said...

Its all love

Davido's driver said...

Its all love

Bonita Bislam said...

Hahahaha now this is frigging hilarious.Damn! It's not so much a matter of embarrasment like the question of where she's seen a bigger one

STERN said...

Future perves.

Unknown said...

Seen

Anonymous said...

Rotl... Am laughing so hard right now. What am embarrassment. Lol.



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Unknown said...

OMG! Dis is so hilarious and embarrassing. Linda take note!

Unknown said...

OMG! Dis is so hilarious and embarrassing. Linda take note!

Unknown said...

OMG! Dis is so hilarious and embarrassing. Linda take note!

Unknown said...

How d dis child know abt dis if not dat d child saw it. So they should swallow it and eat their pie as they made it.

Unknown said...

Lol.....na wa o. Small pikin no dey again.












#TeamBlessed#

Unknown said...

Lol.....na wa o. Small pikin no dey again.












#TeamBlessed#

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Anonymous said...

Lesson learnt: Stop dressing in front of your children once they get to the age when they start having sense.

Anonymous said...

Lesson learnt: Stop dressing in front of your children once they get to the age when they start having sense.

Davido's driver said...

In her colouring book

Anonymous said...

If your child hits 3 to 4yrs,I think we parents should stop changing clothes or doing our business in their presence. It helps you tell when something is going wrong in school. My personal thoughts. Since my older child asked me...mum where is your weewee,I told him I'm a girl and we don't have. That was it,the rest of the kids are not allowed into my room when I've had shower.

Unknown said...

Seen

Debbie Chelsea said...

Hilarious indeed

NaijaDeltaBabe said...

Hmmmm..guess she ha seen a bigger one before

Unknown said...

a.k.a EDWIN CHINEDU AZUBUKO said...
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They just reap what they sow nothing else.
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***CURRENTLY IN JUPITER***

Unknown said...

Dis is d result of d child poor upbringing if not dis wouldn't b d case.

Anonymous said...

In fact, stop undressing in front of your children no matter the age. Let them have their own room.

Anonymous said...

In fact, stop undressing in front of your children no matter the age. Let them have their own room

Alabekee said...

This is so hilarious
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Unknown said...

Lol..dey r jst been innocent..but it's not nice to b free with kids to some intent.

Unknown said...

So funny

knowurway.com said...

Hmmm this is a lesson to all men nd women, never u expose ur self to children.

Unknown said...

All dis little girls kno waiting they happen

Unknown said...

Hilarious

Unknown said...

Lmao

ary said...

LOL.

Unknown said...

Funny kids

Unknown said...

Lol
That girl should be watched closely

Anonymous said...

Strange but mighty

Unknown said...

Lord Jesus that girl has seen a bigger penis, kai life done baje patapata. TIMILEYIN BLESSING

lami said...

I don't it is right for one to expose oneself to the kids.

Unknown said...

Open door policy ke? Never heard of that and not interested in indulging. Its weird. So my brother wee now see my kush n I'll see his johnny just like that. When its not an HBO series. Later now incest will happen n they'll blame d devil n all his family members

TAMARA SPLASH said...

No glasses to read these. So tiny. Nxt

carnation41 said...

Too bad

Unknown said...

He he he
Funny situation. Sorry dad

Anonymous said...

Hahaha! Hilarious. Couldn't stop giggling. A couple of days ago my son asked me "mum why are dad balls so saggy? I mean why are they dropping down" hahahaha! What can I say....well dos he's old and they have dropped like saggy boobs. Lol!

Pumpkin

Juleslouis said...

That's why its advisable to stop getting naked in front of toddlers.

Unknown said...

This is hilarious....

Yinx said...

There own parole, taboo in Africa

Anonymous said...

What's wrong with bathing we your kids? We bath with our son and I think its just that family time for us amd I sincerely think there's a connection.
The only thing I will say is when you notice your child starts to smile or say something funny, you have to correct immediately.
Its just a bonding time for my husband and son, we don't do it all the time but weekends when we are home, then its family time.
Every parent to their own policy.

Anonymous said...

Where did the 3 year-old see a bigger one?
-A₦O₦YMOUS 13

Anonymous said...

Ogbewe repent...*signs of a paedophile is how they look at children sexually and not innocently*

yawanow said...

quit hilarious.

Unknown said...

Hilarious

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