They say this happened in University of Port Harcourt yesterday. It's too weird so I'll let the person who sent it in explain to y'all. Read below...
A level 100 student of History and Diplomatic Studies early yesterday encountered an ordeal when he had a handshake with a level 400 student of medicine and surgery and immediately he felt incomplete and he checked to notice that his penis was missing and he raised an alarm immediately. All thanks to the Great Madelites in hostels that came to his rescue, but before any explanation from the penis taker, students had already descended on him and he later confessed he took the penis and pleaded that they should give him time to bring back the missing penis but the students were not patient and continued with the beating before the school security came to take up the matter which have been taken up now by the Nigerian Police Choba for further investigation.
122 comments:
Jeezz, in uniport
Wow just wow wetin we no go hear loool
Omo see evil in the land! One has to be careful
No be small matter. Me that so much love my eggplant. I feel it 247. Engr Emy
So did the penis return? Give us part two
Hian...Wetin we no go hia...
I'm not sure if I should laugh or not!
great.. nice pos Doa Bangun Tidur
Nawaooh....student
Missing Chibok Girls,
Missing 20 billion dollars
Now missing egg plant.
O dikwa egwu o.
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Linda,wey d picture of d penis wey disapear? Pls ds info no complete @ all.me i need proof b4 d claim can b paid by my insurance coy.
Missing Chibok Girls,
Missing 20 billion dollars
Now missing egg plant.
O dikwa egwu o.
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Hope whoever took it returns it back ASAP.
Ubanagum
Not strange to me.. av seen an incident like here in my school unizik at tempsite...
Ahh you go fear some people oo! We gt so many problems for ths my country oo. It shall be well!
Hmmm Weytin he won use am do.
M
Aymor rey oooooooo
GBESE RE O
Ok wheres the penis pix ?
This can be true. Does this thing really exist?
Why do I find it unbelievable?
thank God for him o... majority of youths nowadays lack patience!!!
Hhmmm same tHing happened in my school! It's only god will save us all
Hmmmm! He should better return it! Haba!
LINDA I WAS AN EYE WITNESS TO THIS INCIDENT, JUST THAT I DON'T HAVE GOOD PHONE TO SEND YOU THE INFORMATION AND PICTURES THAT YESTERDAY.... ALL THANKS TO NELSON MANDELA HOSTEL BOYS,
That's my department and year...it's just sad.
Sad but hillarious....wicked world
Like for real? Ha me no play with my p**ns o, no matter hw small it is e better pass say u no even get am @ll,#bringbackhispenis#THAT AKWA IBOM BOY#
Jisos tinz dey happen ooo. And dis medical std go get babe ooo. Chai!
God hv mercy,dis is so weird.
Jesus! Hmmmm na wa o! I cover my breast n V with d blood! Dis world is scary indeed!
how??
where the thing go???
how the thing miss??
what was left there sore abi flat flesh with balls abeg i need answers
Why would this senseless news even make it to main stream media? Especially without photographic proof? And to think this happened in a citadel of learning beats my imagination, especially concerning the quality of graduates from that uni. Sad
Why would this senseless news even make it to main stream media? Especially without photographic proof? And to think this happened in a citadel of learning beats my imagination, especially concerning the quality of graduates from that uni. Sad
Very weired
Tot this type of news had gone extinct
Something like this has happened to a close friend before. It's real ooo. He got his eggplant back tho.
Story story story is lie,can you just think sharp?
That's some serious shit
Eemo gbaaaaaaa. Hahaha
Are you kidding me
I cover my eggplant with the blood.......
Alright.... Linda complete the story..... The penis was restored and the young man said it wasn't his own..... But after much said and done the original one was returned..... The 100 level HDS student now has his penis back....... Thanks to madelites for their promote response to the boy's cry for help......
It does happen, I have seen it happen life before. Linda take note!
Strange!!!
See gobe! Stupid idiot! He wan use am do juju. Money ritual tinz!
Lol. So wat is he gonna be using to pee in d meantime?
No in congo
Lmaoooooo
He said it wasn't his own???
Buhahahahahaha
LOL Teni is jot going to believe this.
Are u suggesting I send u a new phone?
Medical student applying African science in surgery. Transgender need him ASAP.
Money ritual thinzzzzzzzz
Medical student applying African science in surgery. Transgender need him ASAP.
I am 100% certain that this is not true. There is no where in science that this has been proven. If this is true, we need evidence!
Lol @ #bringbackhispenis. You no well...lol
Used to hear this tale when i was little. Pls bring pics lets confirm how it now looks like... Something like catilyn?
~album drops 8th June~
No in congo
U didn't complete it... Missing dickin Uniport...
* * * Linda's 1st Daughter * * *
Thy PREEQ owner, sorry about thy loss. Thy PREEQ stealer, thou has embraceth covetousness.. What haveth thee do with two PREEQS?
When native doctor pikin gain admission to study Medicine and Surgery, this is the result... missing PREEQ.
Lmao... abi... cos two level dey wey E suppose accomplish..
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Complete it...
* * * Linda's 1st Daughter * * *
Nawa oooooöoooö ,wat a world??
Dis world is becoming sth else, and we pray dat God save us frm d hands of enemies dat want to deny us d use of our God given private parts.
Na wah o
E dey happun....No b 2day na..9ja4show
kedu ihe o ga eme with some1s egg plant? uwa di egwu kita.
Haaaaa!!! Gbese Re oooo. They should have cut the guy's penis too now .
Lol... ladies pls hold your vagina and clitoris... before it gets missing. That idiot is a bloody mother fucking A...hole.
God help us
Mehnnn!!! That's the essence of his humanity ooo...his prick should be returned asap ooo
Orisirisi
More pics pls.
Jst wanna see the eggplant thief.
Chai! This is not funny at all.....HOD.....
Ha na wah oooooo. Eggplant is important how can someone be wicked to take it away all 4 money rituals.
Wicked world.....i just hope he got back his penis.
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHN AHHHHHNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEETTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTIIIIIIIIIIINN
SEFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF!!
Na wa oooo
Blood of what? Lol.....
Na wow oo things de happen oo dis wan na real juju.
Bull shit. Where's the picture? You all are so gullible.
Lol exactly my point, what if he was pressed moments before the missing occurred?? This is sad though even in our universities.
FCB GAL
Hmmm!
~D great anonymous!
Missing shapiboboy
~D great anonymous!
Na wa o, wat d heck is e using it for, e shud produce it o
#*karlishah*
hope his penis has been tested for erection, durability 'if it had', orgasm and reproduction ability?? if not he still has issues..
I remember When a mallam did same to a boy at choba junction right before my eyes lol dem beat shege comot for him body before he returned it.. d funniest thing was a girl volunteered to check if it was still functioning. All these amu thieves their is GOD o
What? Even students too? Serves him right. They should allow him return d eggplant before they kill him o.
No new story especially in my skul as at last year
Jesus!
Kai that is crazy wicked, seriously a student so na wetin u wan take hamma dis year, God don catch u, num 1 oloriburuku, ode oshi
Wetin u wan c
Jeez! Gof hv mercy
Jeez!
HahahHah
We need pictures for some of these stories. Is there a knob where the penis used to be or what. I dont get it. We have to be prayerful though.
Hahahahaha
Hahahahaha
Na wa o,waiting him wan take am do?May GOd help us.
You guys have got to be the most ignorant and gullible people on earth. This hoax has been in existence for years now. This phenomenon does not exist. You cannot remove a person's genitals or breast non surgically. It doesn't happen. We have serious problems in Nigeria and to be taken seriously, we need to be a culture that thinks rationally.
And please don't tell me it's a spiritual phenomenon. Poverty is a disease for real
Dr. K
So what does a guy need another guy's eggplant for?
This u just strange.
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pls cover with ma hands.they are secure there...lol
I was in school when it happened, the beating was they gave to the boy serves him right
Please is caitlyn or what Jenner still keeping his egg plant. These guys can make use of it
It happens oo,dia was a time it reigned in uniport ,pple wia scared to shake strangers or to b touched.neva knew it will still happen
Things dey happen sha....
It happened when we wre doing our community services, am a witness we raised d alarm not Mandela boys
pls linda stop saying eggplant, its irritating !
Have you ever seen anyone that got his egg plant stolen.and not returned back? It seems like it's the attention these evil people are always after.
No photographic evidence? Op.
Dats his main reason of existence o, he better return his Mr Chukwu fast
For all yo doubting Thomas(es). Even as a medical doc., u should knw that there r sm mysteries beyond our comprehension. I knw u dnt blv there is a supreme being called God. That's why u cnt even blv dis simply phenomenon dat happens every now n then. Bt not to worry, urs will b d next....then u'll knw that there's wat they call "black magic" n that everything does nt end in a controlled scientific lab.
DR. K GOT IT RIGHT
So wetinn d gguy go dey use tipa-tipa for now?
For Now wetin d guy go dey use tipa-tipa?
Looool...some interesting story that was. God help us oo...
What is the scientific explanation for such an occurence?
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God safe him
Oh yeahs. It does happen. Witnessed it when i was in highschool. Happened to a friend. We all saw it
The guy didn't take any dick. He only admitted so he won't be beaten to death. The police found him innocent. He is currently in Bayelsa with his parents. And I pray they sue
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