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Tuesday 9 June 2015

Dear men, what do you guys do with this?

A worker was caught in his office with this! What do you men do with this? #novicegirlquestion

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Unknown said...

No idea

amaka said...

Hahahahaha.........I guess dts a beer can.. lmao

shuga bae said...

Pls ooo Waz dt if I may ask?

gossip girl said...

Lol....they fuck it!

Unknown said...

He was caught with this. I guess the use is not honorable.

Unknown said...

Wow is that replica to the female box???

Anonymous said...

What is that? No idea

Juleslouis said...

Lmao! It even looks like a beer can?

Unknown said...

Na wao!!!! So conji don reach this level?!😳😳😳😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂. Why are u guys punishing yourself. Why not go and marry if u can't hold body😜

Eze said...

Lmao, that's a pocket pussy.......I first saw that in one movie like that........Blue moutiam state............tot it was just a fairy tale, didn't know its real.......trust me my huge D can't fit into that, i rather use my hand and soap as always

Eze said...

Lmao, that's a pocket pussy.......I first saw that in one movie like that........Blue moutiam state............tot it was just a fairy tale, didn't know its real.......trust me my huge D can't fit into that, i rather use my hand and soap as always

Unknown said...

Agana agbo ncha ka ona agbo ufufu.... Guys nyubanu akamu na onweedi.

Anonymous said...

Money don't buy class, Linda u are too local , ignorant & razz . Goin to Bella Naija

Opelicious Morgann said...

Novice indeed!!!!! Lmao....dats pussy in a can.

Unknown said...

I dnt know wat ur seeing oo....me am seeing a power bank used to charge mobile device when low ....it could also be a divice used to balance an account after work.....

Mtschhhhhhheeeeew....ihe ojoo n'ato amu

BONARIO NNAGS said...

Lol Lindiway we use it on our armpit, its called roll on.

~BONARIO~says so via NOKIA LUMIA

Anonymous said...

Kissing practice novicelinda

Davido's driver said...

I am guilty. Lindaobserve

STERN said...

We use it to wank hun...when ma baby isn't around..

Anonymous said...

I dont know o. What does it look like Linda?

Davido's driver said...

Its a torchlight

Unknown said...

Lol Miss Linda of course you know, lonely men stick their genitals in there and pretend it's a woman.

Patrick said...

Na pancake for men. Anytime your oga call you, you quickly go the quiet place and apply to your abunnang

Unknown said...

What is dt plsss

Unknown said...

Waiting for comments.

Anonymous said...

Oh Linda. It's a pocket orifice for male masturbation. That one is a mouth. It usually comes with lubricating gels. So you lube up and insert. It's really very satisfying. Feels almost like the real thing but better than the hand. I own a couple.

Healthy blogs said...

We fuck the can to make can babies

stan said...

Ask d guy na..

Dj metrix said...

Looks lik chinese capsules...#wink

Unknown said...

Lol they jerk off

Dj metrix said...

Action

Anonymous said...

i have one of this...,no time for girls mehn, it is is like the real pussy

Unknown said...

Bad girl

andre kelvin said...

We use it when bae is not around

Unknown said...

Hmmm. Linda jst seeing it the first time. May be ask ur boo *. Wink*

Unknown said...

A replica of p**sy... If u can't find a girlfriend:

Unknown said...

R

Unknown said...

That's pocket pussy, right?

Anonymous said...

Wtf is dat?

Anonymous said...

Its an eraser, when u use a pencil and you make a mistake you use it to clean it......hehehehe.

Anonymous said...

that is a pocket pussy

Anonymous said...

that is a pocket pussy

saoky_luv said...

That is for wanking.

Anonymous said...

Sharpens pencils and other woods.

Anonymous said...

What the hell? Is that a lip in a jar? Wow! Men Wil stop at nothing

Unknown said...

Lols. He got busted

Anonymous said...

What in d world!!!

Unknown said...

linda biko ole ifor obu???

Anonymous said...

Lol you put in lube, and fuck it

mrkels said...

Where can I get one please?

Anonymous said...

it is called FLESHLIGHT... USE TO SEE IT IN A SEX SHOP IN BB PLAZA MALAYSIA....

mrkels said...

Damn I need one! Does it feel the same way? Or its even better.

Anonymous said...

its used for brushing teeth

obietrezy said...

Please ask the new senate president. Ode question

chase said...

Sex in a can!

Oby said...

Ahem *clears throat and walks away*😒

Anonymous said...

Too bad for him. It will prevent HIV and STD'S. That other can is the Lube for that artificial V.

Unknown said...

Lets just call it a portable vagina used for masturbating. The pioneer was called a "Flesh Light" but this in a can is quite ingenious.

Anonymous said...

WE USE IT ..... TO COMMUNICATE TO GOD

Anonymous said...

Ask Bonario. This is his favorite tool.

talk2frankky said...

Portable toto............l said it.

talk2frankky said...

Portable toto(with english accent)

Unknown said...

linda, its 4 men who wan learn how 2 kisss,it dat not a lips?

Anonymous said...

To help themselves nah, abi u wan swear say u nor get the feminine type.

Anonymous said...

I'm not a man so.. dear men add me up! lol.. laura 558E6A98 need more friends.. just cute people..

Anonymous said...

To help themselves na @linda abi do u wanna swear you don't have the feminine type that you use to help ursef also?

Anonymous said...

I'm not a man so.. dear men add me up! lol.. laura 558E6A98 need more friends.. just cute people..

Fuck your opinion said...

Question of the night. It's burger

Unknown said...

is use when u have problem of comji

Unknown said...

I DONT really know

Unknown said...

It's called POCKET PUSSY! really surprised you never heard of it Linda! Getting my own soon sha LOL!!

BOBBY BLESSING said...

If i hear say u be novice @ Linda

Unknown said...

Women get dildo and vibrators .. Men get POCKET PUSSY.

Welcome to the NEW World Linda

Unknown said...

This is for loosers, who fucks a canned drink pussy?

Anderson FOX said...

Men use it to gbooo Ncha.
And its a pity.
And linda who says you dont know what men do with it?

Unknown said...

Jerkkk!!!

Unknown said...

Looks like ass hole! Not sure tho, but seriously who is f******g this?

Anonymous said...

Hahaha . My first time seeing it but I v imagined somtin like dis before now . Wat I imagined was somtin as big as pillow . Haha wen d gals got vibrators many years ago. It's still new to us . I wish to get it someday but too small for my imagination .

Emdin said...

We use it To jerk off

Unknown said...

Wanking Ofcourse!

Anonymous said...

Guys on this blog please, you know is not everybody that is lucky with the ladies. Please where can I get this, thanks and God bless.

Anonymous said...

If gender equality is for real, and women have numerous kinds of options, it is only fair for men to have same, just as ladies shun guys during the day and go home to have an inanimate object b**g the S**t outta them, men might as well have some private time, after all most of them m**t**b*t*.. Abi Linda no be so, did i leave anything out?

Dreezy the quidnunc said...

Pocketpussy maybe

Unknown said...

What do you think Linda?? Lol

Anonymous said...

first to comment #shyboy

Anonymous said...

Dear Linda,

Stop acting brand new :/

Unknown said...

Was dis?

Unknown said...

Hehehe dear Linda, dats pussy for men dat have taken wanking to the next level.

ary said...

seriously man!

Anonymous said...

Are you seriously asking this question? This is a device for men who are craving sexual intercouse, and don't have access to a woman. The slit/hole is there for a reason. Use your imagination will you.

HARRY said...

we drink out of it.....lol,......nice packaging for a shallow pussy case, i need to get one...ASAP....heheheheheheheh

HARRY said...

we drink out of it.....lol,......nice packaging for a shallow pussy case, i need to get one...ASAP....heheheheheheheh

Amy said...

#novicetoo: I hope they bring out from that container before use. Because e fit slash the sides of the #idontknowwhatitis.

Anonymous said...

To eat bread

Anonymous said...

Artificial Punani.... Keeping the eggplant occupied since 1960......

MADE IN NIGERIA said...

Waris dat??

Dollar Tree said...

Confused face��

Anonymous said...

It's called a pocket pussy and is used for masturbation. Yeah. So sort of like a straight man's dildo.

Anonymous said...

they f*ck it

ChristinaPrinc3 said...

its a fleshlight or a kind of i guess. Male sex toy

Unknown said...

Linda nawah to you oooo.So you don turn pickin abi

Unknown said...

Nice one, for mastabating, but not meant to be use in d office.

Unknown said...

Nice one, for mastabating, but not meant to be use in d office.

Unknown said...

Vergina sex toy. Lol

Unknown said...

Vergina sex toy. Lol

Anonymous said...

This na d highest. Congeal na bastard. I know blame am o. I ready to buy two cans for my male friends instead of contacting disease. Nija babes too nak.

Anonymous said...

Hehehehehehehe! Mmhmmm. We use it to massage our shoulders.

Unknown said...

Thats an imaginary Pu**Y...if u know wat I mean..

Saintk said...

Lol. . .hope it 's not wah i think it is. . .

Anonymous said...

It's a fake vagina.

Unknown said...

Dear novice girl, you have the mind of a pavert. I don't even know this exist.








Busy Fingers.

Anonymous said...

Same thing ladies do with dildo!

Unknown said...

Maybe Gift was supposed to turn on the light butshe even refused to show up when ogede don pon finish and the man decided to use plan B.
Hahahaha!

Unknown said...

We store water in it.....incase we need to drink water in the office

Unknown said...

I wonder what came into your mind when Amber Rose said she is not interested in having sex.
And you are in Paris now, I just hope you find love there to get good kankanrankan. Gbam.

Unknown said...

Ask the man wey una catch naa... Lol

Unknown said...

Lol. Thats a sex toy called flesh light... Use as an artificial vagina. Thank me later.. Hehe

Unknown said...

Wats it?

NaijaDeltaBabe said...

I've been wondering too

Unknown said...

Linda u a bad girl. I think he's using it to......hehehehe

Unknown said...

Linda u a bad girl. I think he's using it to......hehehehe

Anonymous said...

iv seen this before its a foreign picture so take a seat linda

Anonymous said...

u guys use dildo and vibrators to catch fun . we we use this to fuck too. shikena . so u see we can do without each other

Unknown said...

sure pus*y.. can't say no to d boss

Anonymous said...

Dumb question.asking as if u don't know

Unknown said...

Definitely that office and man not in Nigeria we dey use ordinary hand and groundnut oil or any tin oily around we don't need this to achieve that lol

mimsy said...

Lip action.

Anonymous said...

ll

Unknown said...

It's pocket p**sy,atleast seen it in some couple of movies,maybe the dude doesn't ave a gf,so it's short cut to enjoyment - mad fool

abismile queen said...

Am a novice girl, guys wat do men do wit dis?

abismile queen said...

Am a novice girl, guys wat do men do wit dis?

Unknown said...

Chai...so e Don reach like dis????

Fola said...

Looks like a lips guess is for wanking.

Unknown said...

Gat no idea wat dz shit is ...


Mak I chill for pples comment .

Unknown said...

It's 4 pervs dat loves getting a HEAD! ..just like rubber pussy or doll dats a lip

Anonymous said...

LINDA WHAT COULD THAT BE LIPS

Mzz_Mary said...

Hahahhaha
Sex tins

Anonymous said...

Can ice-cream

Anonymous said...

What do u gals do wth strapon and dildos...gboju jare

Unknown said...

ewwwwww

Anonymous said...

Artificial pussy
Am right abi? Lol

Anonymous said...

Artificial pussy
Am right abi? Lol

D rhymes said...

Lolz that's should be for self service nw (marstubation)

KRONOS said...

Lolz..Ms. Ikeji this is called a FleshLight. Google what a fleshlight is, you'll be amazed

KRONOS said...

Lolz..Ms. Ikeji this is called a FleshLight. Google what a fleshlight is, you'll be amazed

kelzdred...believing said...

kikikikikiki...... lindafa ikemusa ..na egg we dey use am fry.... lolzzz... #STAY_BLESSED ...

Anonymous said...

its a pocket pussy linda! woould u have preferred the guy to sleep with a prostitute or an olosho girl. at least his not raping anyone. if i recall women have sex toys also called the vibrator

Anonymous said...

its a pocket pusssy. no differntthan a vibrator for a woman

Unknown said...

Linda it's a sex toy for men as women ve dildo men ve them pussy to use

Unknown said...

Linda it's a sex toy for men as women ve dildo men ve them pussy to use

Unknown said...

Hmmmm,where r dey oya anwser I knw dem plenty here#ndi uwa#

Unknown said...

Lol... I would also like to know. *winks*

NetHub Nigeria said...

Linda, hmmmmm.

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Blog It With Olivia said...

*just passing*







#ITwillONLYgetBETTER
#itMUSTendINpraise

Anonymous said...

Linda be asking like she dosn't know what it is used for,na u know pass us sef.This serves as pussy when the man needs to satisfy his sexual urg,he puts his penis in there and and grind nonestop till he trowey.

SON OF GOD

JUST ME said...

Linda that's a sex toy lol
Its used for f**king hehehe

Anonymous said...

We use it to write comments on Linda Ikeji Blog! Mukum!!!

Anonymous said...

Whats it for pls;

jamal cojo said...

Novice girl how did you get to see this?....anyways I use it to chill out!!! *far too kind*

Fortunexelo said...

Pls what is it usd 4

Unknown said...

oh..its just canned Kpomo..(obo) etc

Anonymous said...

It's a can of .......... it is used to ......

Unknown said...

Lmfao

Unknown said...

The shape is funny...waiting for their response.

Unknown said...

What's this?

Unknown said...

What's this? Can some one help???

Unknown said...

Lolz I can't wait to get d answer to dis ooooo bcos I never see or hear about dis b4

Unknown said...

Me self I really wanna knw.

Anonymous said...

As if u don't know

Anonymous said...

It's called a fleshlight, concealed sex toy for men that simulates fellatio.

Every man should have one.

You lubricate your junk and make sure the apparatus is well sanitized. You then place the top of your junk in the opening, whereby the soft rubbery grip of the toy grips around the junk.

With an in out motion, the grip and suction of the apparatus simulates oral, viginal or anal stimuli.

This is continued until climax is achieved.

It is a sex toy that is easy to conceal. Coming in forms of torchlight, flasks and various other gadgets.

I have a couple, you take them with you on long travels, they are safe and quick to utilize, clean and store away. Highly recommended for those with a high libido and/or those who wish to relieve the aggro but retain some control ob where and whom they stick their junk into.

Anonymous said...

No Nagging, No Jealousy, No shape you wife

Anonymous said...

Linda, as if you don't know fleshlight! If you dunno it, then Google it!

Livvsreamblog said...

Passing by...

yawanow said...

is dat a d...
Gay alert.

DIGITAL Naija Mum said...

BJ in cup.....OMG!!!, can't think of anything saner....the world is officially sick!

Unknown said...

Don't know.

Anonymous said...

This sure looks like a cunt.haaaa in d office?.. #Lipsealed#

Unknown said...

please what is this? let me sit back and wait for comments

Anonymous said...

Na pocket pussy be dat

bolatobafeyi said...

Mobile pu**y

Anonymous said...

B dia asking Jamb Question. Can't u c it's a Can Of Beer..

Koko^^Effi^^ said...

Its stress suppressant.

Koko^^Effi^^ said...

Its a stress suppressant. ......these girls think we can do without them. . Actually its my official comment here since 2011. Please welcome me dear LIBers, .

Anonymous said...

Its a hollow sex toy shaped like lips. What do U think they do wt it?

Anonymous said...

To suck Dick now

Unknown said...

Da fuck is this?
Don't tell me its some fake vagina cos Z ain't definitely using that scary lookin thing.
Ish also looks Dirty/Disgusting Me.
Prefer jerkin off 'ol school style while visualizing Minna's DP in my mind eyes.

Unknown said...

Da fuck is this?
Don't tell me its some fake vagina cos Z ain't definitely using that scary lookin thing.
Ish also looks Dirty/Disgusting Me.
Prefer jerkin off 'ol school style while visualizing Minna's DP in my mind eyes.

Innocentia Annie said...

Hnmmm

Unknown said...

Don't even know what it is. Waiting to learn...

Unknown said...

Whaaarisdis?

Anonymous said...

They FUCK it...Thats a vagina just like women use vibrators...Tnk me later

Unknown said...

We dy use am for mak up pratice...

Unknown said...

We dy use am for mak up pratice...

Anonymous said...

Linda, it is for fuking ....

Alex said...

'was caught'???
i am sure it is used for finger massages (for those suffering from carpal tunnel syndrome) or for learning how to kiss
lol

James said...

The same thing women do with vibrators and dildos.

Anonymous said...

It's an energy drinking object. Lmao

Anonymous said...

That's a fleshlight, Linda.

Anonymous said...

That's a fleshlight, Linda.

Unknown said...

Wat is it meant for?

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