Lol...I figured the person who sent me this email must be joking because this doesn't make sense...but still thought to share 'cos it's kinda interesting. Read below...
My fellow readers please help me. I have been dating two men at the same time for about 6 months. Actually my first boyfriend I have been dating since 2012, I met another guy 6 months ago and I also started dating him but I am now in a dilemma. I had sex with two of them almost at the same time and now I am pregnant. I had sex with boyfriend A on August 2nd and had sex with boyfriend B on August 7th, now I am 11 weeks pregnant. I plan to keep the baby I just don't know which of them I am supposed to tell I'm pregnant. I have no preference. Any of the two can be my baby daddy. Can anyone help me figure this out? Keep your judgements to yourselves please, only serious answers needed.
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Hehehehheh....lolz u neva strt....mtchewwww
Aunty Linda,that animation up there looks funny
Did you ask us before you do the nkwokirikwo?? Go ask your family ooo
To help u, we go need ur cycle info. If not nothing for u.
D most serios answer I could give U is dat; Ur werey no be here, na yaba left be Ur house...no one is a saint tho, buh U r a slutty olosho nla, big 1 Ooo...ask Ur Mom wat She did wen dat happened to her
Go do paternity test. Lol
D most serios answer I could give U is dat; Ur werey no be here, na yaba left be Ur house...no one is a saint tho, buh U r a slutty olosho nla, big 1 Ooo...ask Ur Mom wat She did wen dat happened to her
D most serios answer I could give U is dat; Ur werey no be here, na yaba left be Ur house...no one is a saint tho, buh U r a slutty olosho nla, big 1 Ooo...ask Ur Mom wat She did wen dat happened to her
D most serios answer I could give U is dat; Ur werey no be here, na yaba left be Ur house...no one is a saint tho, buh U r a slutty olosho nla, big 1 Ooo...ask Ur Mom wat She did wen dat happened to her
D most serios answer I could give U is dat; Ur werey no be here, na yaba left be Ur house...no one is a saint tho, buh U r a slutty olosho nla, big 1 Ooo...ask Ur Mom wat She did wen dat happened to her
If u really want help give us real details like wen was ur last period,how long is ur cycle n oda valuable details...
If you run the regular 28-day cycle then it should be he who had sex with you between the 9th and 15th day after your last period. If both fall between that time the more likely is he between the 11th and 15th day after
Go run sum tests nah
Hahaha! Funny story,well I think na boyfriend A get am cus na hin first nak ur akpako
funny.just make ur choice den
We can't advice u base on the information given. Dates of having sex is not the answer but u must no, ur ovulating dates, dates of last menstruation ( I mean d day u started) and how long ur period usually last. These information will help guide u in knowing ur baby daddy. Sorry.
Lmao..interestinq...depends
..did u use contraceptives with man A or...
so what should we do? oloshi
It's Boyfriend C!!!!!!! Mumu
Trust me u have a set of twins...share dem,...Dundee
Am I the one to calculate it for. Mtcheeeew
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Most likely boyfriend B, august 7th guy
It is both of them that impregnated you. Ask us this kind of silly question again and we will slap you. Na shekau of boko haram you go dey ask that kind question, stupid geh.
Congratulations
Hope you've cleared your debt? Cus we are looking forward to your own gbege dis november.
you'z a whore ....
a B!tch ......
i advise u pick a knife, slit ur wrist, lay there and die ... Yes
#WeedGeneration
That's not bad
Punishment for infidelity. The child will surely ask u questions
That's nt bad
Princevinco!he or she kwa?odiegwu
Doesn't seem like you love either of the men, so it doesn't matter. Maybe the one with more money. Since you're not bothered I'm not bothered.
Kimmy*****
Na M̶̲̥̅ƹ naw.....bitch....S̶̲̥̅Æ ̴̴̴̴̴̴͡ for ya poor bf mind..na only him D̶̲̥̅̊ε̲̣̣̣̥γ̲ bang yu...girls are evil
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Mtchewww
#LIB brand ambassador
Normally ur ovulation is ten days after ur flow, so do a caculation count from the day of ur flow to the 10th day so from the next 10days are ur ovulation so do that so will know the owner,good lok.
Yeabb
She doesn't want robots posting on her blog na...lol. if ur comment is valid, you wouldn't mind #tongue
Olosho!! Nd u'r telling us 2 kip our judgements 2 ourselves...go figure it out yaslf den....#foolish hoe
But Linda, can every motherfucking fucker shut the fuck up! Most of the bastards putting her down are guilty of the same aside from the fact that they carry out abortions. Na una own go worse pass her own, wen una marry and una no born for 15 years. Ode oloshis. Babe, I understand where you are coming from and I have been there and I know how you feel. What I did in my own case was to calculate. Calculate when you finished your period, and who you had sex with like 2 days after your period. There is a likelihood it's the first guy. Just to let you know, it isn't easy been a single mom but it's blissful looking at the stress and equating it with the growth of your child. Wish you the best of luck
Pls if u dey ask me na who I go ask mtcheww
Deal with your mess
As someone who has gotten pregnant while on her period,while on antibiotics,few days to her period I can only say that your method isn't fool proof in any way.
Ashawo, Hoe, Prostitute, Whore.....which other name again?!?!
You can take a paternity test, most hospitals can do it before the baby is born. you just need to go and ask them what they require to do the DNA, it can be hair or toothbrush e.t.c
Dumb question eva, even a 12 year old wuld knw who got her pregnant...u were feelin like a star wen flirtin wit ehn? Well na ur cross.
Hahahahahaaaaa lwkmd!!
Guy ur comment funny die bur guy u sure say she sabi d algebraic formular??
You are a very loose Bitch,what you deserve is a wreckless abandon with such lifestyle I diot, how do you expect us to knw you slot,when you were loosing around was anybody there? Fool,or does social media looks like babalawo house? You get luck say I no dey see you tru here you for collect hot slap for my hand ashewo oshi.
Stop judging her. I'm sure most of you judging have done worst or maybe ur sisters have done worst, the only difference is that you or ur sisters didn't get pregnant. Soplsdontjudge
Ash...
You must be crazy shall,and who d hell are you asking? After spreading your legs all about you r now asking for serious advice ba? You don tell ur mama ba?! Walaihi u be oloshi ashewo gaskia.if u don born go put am for mushin,idiat
Umunwaanyi self! Dis one has fallen a victim, take your time and do d calculation..ok.
Many baby out dear, belong to men that is not dear father, abegi, so many illegal children for Nigeria, na who una see una no ooh, May God help you my sister
Last menstrual date plus length of menstrual cycle is the best way to knw. Well be able to tell ur ovulation date. But btdubs u naaaasty girl. Naaaaasty! U cud hv easily caught an std or hiv. Stop thnkn of urself alone, think of the child ur bringing into all of this ur messy drama.
Fuck off
Serious gbege
COME NA ME GIVE U D BELLE, OLOSHI
Jesus christ! Ur just a bitch...... See ur life outside! What kind of a lady are u sef. Mtcheeeeewwww. WHORE!
...Ogbeni girls are not smilling
...but when last did you see your monthly flow
Hahahahahaahahaahahahahahahah!!!!!!!!!!!!..........................WHORE!!!
You said keep, but we'll still judge anyway. You must be high on Efo riro to send this to Linda to share. hisssssssssssssssssssss, nonsense, cant believe I wasted 1 minute of my life on your sorry ass. Mtchewwww!
Lmao, that's hilarious!!!
Lmao, that's hilarious!!!
Most women ovulate on the 14th day of their cycle and that is around the unsafe period. So the person you had sex with closer to that day is the father.
U must be very stupid. Which one is " US, WE " so u know she needs to see a doctor .. #IDMMB
If yu ask me!!! na who I go ask?
Get a DNA test.
your sisters whores, dont let me include your mother! We guys date more than one lady, we are celebrated tacitly, the babe did same you are caling her names. is it your life. o girl, you seem to be in deep shit, and be ready to go through an Odyssey of taking care of your child alone. when a woman makes an error generations pay for it.
Hole like you.
You now want serious answers to your for your unserious behavior....Ode.
Lols must u guys insult?? Chae.. My dear ur case is simple! Tell them the truth.. Tell them u've been flirting with both of them and now ur pregnant.. Summon that courage... Den keep d pregnancy... Tell your parents about it.. Then when u've brought d baby to d world... You and your husbands should go for a DNA test, test your baby too.. Den ur gone find your baby daddy.. Nd live with him #Iam Kendiee..
Poster,am nt a magician..infact u nid to donate ursef as a burnt offering to God...na. Me show una torch wen una dey do?..
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Pregnancy starts counting 1week after u had sex,so do D calculation u'll get D answer to ur question
All these judges we have, don'the you read English,she said no judgements required. How many of you know your father. And how many of you, accept your children.
Chic you need to discuss with a medical practitioner, for better understanding
*her #thankmelerra
you are a an epitome of brain retardation..imagine taking two dicks..raw..without protection and now you come on LIB for advise..well carry ur cross bitch..ok..you got served ...ok.and 9 months later a bastard will be born in this hard world..shame to womens who are like you www.iwonpopular.com
find out when you ovation period was and figure it out. 5 days is long enough for you to discover who the father is.
you need to calculate 2weeks after your last period. that's when youd be ovulating and more likely for you to get pregs. every woman knows the father of their baby. maybe you just dont wanna accept the truth. but deep down you know, theres no answer we can give you, you dont already know. goodluck
She de look for who to go collect abortion money from... Olosho!!!
This babe is crazy!!
hmmmmmm....icud b some of u dat r posting....guys drop ur names for EFCC to investigate ooo.lol
i'm guessing you sent this in on the day linda posted it i.e October 25th. If you were exactly 11 weeks pregnant on this day, that makes your estimated date of delivery 16th May 2015 and your last menstrual period 9th August 2014 (hopefully u've been having a regular 28-day cycle). From this calculation, date of conception (when you got pregnant) is most likely 14days after 9th August (you ovulate 14 days after your LMP). so we are talking about august 23rd, 24th, 25th,e.t.c Basically what i'm trying to say is neither your aug 2nd, nor aug 7th sexual activity is likely to have made you preggers. someone correct me if i'm wrong.
Adj rfd as ggv
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