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Saturday 25 October 2014

Dear LIB readers: Do you by chance know who got me pregnant?

Lol...I figured the person who sent me this email must be joking because this doesn't make sense...but still thought to share 'cos it's kinda interesting. Read below...
My fellow readers please help me. I have been dating two men at the same time for about 6 months. Actually my first boyfriend I have been dating since 2012, I met another guy 6 months ago and I also started dating him but I am now in a dilemma. I had sex with two of them almost at the same time and now I am pregnant. I had sex with boyfriend A on August 2nd and had sex with boyfriend B on August 7th, now I am 11 weeks pregnant. I plan to keep the baby I just don't know which of them I am supposed to tell I'm pregnant. I have no preference. Any of the two can be my baby daddy. Can anyone help me figure this out? Keep your judgements to yourselves please, only serious answers needed.

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APPLE said...

DEAL WITH IT WHORE!

Anonymous said...

Its important for us to know your menstrual cycle and calculate possible ovulation date before we can know who is the father. best things is to see a doctor. when was your LMP

Toronto Finest said...

Werey ashawo lol

Anonymous said...

OLOSHI MTCHEEEEEWWWWWWWWW

Unknown said...

Issorite... Nne bring tha ya pu**y lemme make it the 3rd boyfriend. I'm ready to b the father buh in one condition. the child must be a guy. LMFAO!

Anonymous said...

Go tell ur mum now...ode

Anonymous said...

Telling us your last day of menstration might have helped. But yes, it could be EITHER of the 2. Good luck!

Anonymous said...

Lol. Nawao

Anonymous said...

Gbese!!! All you have to do is count backwards. Goodluck.

Unknown said...

hahaha1 this is so funny..anyway,those that can advice should advice her oo..

princevinco said...

It is a serious matter because if you don't know the man who got you pregnant,who then do you tell the child is his or her father?

To tell the child that you don't know, he or she will take you for a prostitute.

The solution is that after given birth, the two men should be compelled to do DNA test to confirm the Biological father.

lady thalia said...

Lol- go consult d Oracle

Olubukola Ozone said...

Isn't thr a medical way they can get the exact age (months and days) of a pregnancy? U can try that. Otherwise, may God help you

Anonymous said...

Lindodo, this doll baby girl resemble u ohhhh. In biggie's voice "hmmmmmm"

Anonymous said...

haha haha haha haha,lwkmd, abeg cum make I cause U more confusion,lwkmd!!! Sorry tho Buh I tink u shud be able to tell who owns the baby maybe by using our last period duration before u met dem to know which of dose days fall into your fertile period but if both of dem...I dunno oh,Good luck anyway.

Anonymous said...

If u can answer these questions correctly,I can help u dertermine who ur baby daddy is.is ur circle 28days?wen was d first day of ur last period?hw many days does ur period last?so answer d above questns nd I will tell u who got u pregnt.

Anonymous said...

Linda, what's all this long process before one can comment on post on ur blog? What makes ur blog tick, is thru d comment been posted on ur blog. So try n make it as simple as possible to post a comment.

Bishop odukoya said...

Mtcheeeew, why don't u figure it out yourself #idiot

Kponskii said...

Mtchwwwwwwww!!!

Unknown said...

You ain't serious & you want serious answer. Better go & abort the fatherless baby. Olosho

BORN TO SHINE!!!

Anonymous said...

Stupid woman! Figure ur mess out! Next time use protection as u execute ur waywardness.

Alloy Chikezie said...

Tell the both of them.


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Anonymous said...

probably the first one if calculate scientifically 2nd August to now is 11weeks on the dot, but if is twins then is both of them

D ROCK said...

Keep your judgements to yourselves please, only serious answers needed.
Guy walks in on cheating girlfriend having sex with her roommate (photos)

KWEEN said...

I have more questions for you. Madam how do you expect us to give you serious answers please? Are we to tell you to select boyfriend A or B? We are to help you select your own baby daddy or what exactly are you driving at? Are we LIBers soothsayers or magicians? Lool. You're the only person who can get yourself out of the mess you've put yourself in.

laulipop said...

This person is high! What nonsense
U dnt knw who preg n u expect us to knw abi?
Linda must u post everything?
So annoying

Anonymous said...

Jess as U̶̲̥̅̊ said linda dis person is a serious joker

Modupe

Unknown said...

The only way we can help you is by telling us how many days is your Menstrual Cycle, and your Last Menstrual Period(LMP), that way, we'll be able to know which of them is responsible for your predicament.

Nina Queenet said...

For me, I think it ll be the boyf B..hope u don't end up giving the wrong man the baby..and check it ur last mentrual day and ur fertile days, it ll help or u go to bbworld and download ovulationdays application and fillin ur data u can remember, it ll help u to show u ur fertile days to know who the father is..good luck oo

Anonymous said...

Ashewoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

ujunwa said...

Drama ...Aids is real ...next time use condom...
Don't tell anyone yet, till you deliver ..then check d face of your baby ..to know who d child resemble ..ogwum na onu

Peejay said...

First of all, let me assume this is a real case and comment appropriately as a human and not a robot (I haff taya for Linda).

1) Madam, two timing is the lowest level a lady can succumb to. How could you be so callous and thoughtless? Get your acts together and draw closer to God.

2) Tell both of them you are preggers, whoever accepts responsibility is the right man. If both of them do accept, wait till the child is old enough, do a DNA test and then you can know who the actual Dad is. Its up to you to break the news to the actual Dad then.

3) For the love of God, raise this child to be a better person. A human being has been entrusted to your care. Be responsible and do your best to raise the child to be morally upright. You will answer to God someday.

Cè fini.

Anonymous said...

Which male write this thing?

Unknown said...

Johnny.

Anonymous said...

Ure a big fool,who are u asking stupied girl give it to the both of em.grace b

Anonymous said...

see you wey dey pregnant no know the father, na we wey no dey wey u dey do the thing na im go know. abeg leave us ooo

Anonymous said...

ashewo,onidoti....better don't disgrace yourself

Bonita Bislam said...

But this LIBer is mad sha.You didnt ask for our opinion when you were sampling the two guys.Its now that you remember LIB abi?mtcheew

Neks said...

you craze, thats why you no know who give u belle

Anonymous said...

Imagine!Women are the most deadly creature on earth.No way i am going to trust a lady with all my heart.His BF of 2 years will probably be thinking his GF is loyal, decent and humble. A BIG SHAME TO ALL LADIES(BITCHES) DOING THE SAME

Anonymous said...

stupid u. plz,ask google.mchteeew!!!!!chyfortune@yahoo.com

Bold Kid said...

Who b prophet for here?? Olodo!!

Moonshine said...

orishirishi is all i can say

Anonymous said...

But tho,If you've never been pregnant for your 2012 guy! The baby probably belongs to the new guy!

Unknown said...

just tell any of them you want to spend the rest of your life. this is for your future, you ladies wont stop amazing us.

OMG!WOMAN said...

Pls who invented social media

Moonshine said...

orishirishi

Anonymous said...

Whatever #bright bravo#

Unknown said...

chose any of them you want to spend the rest of your life with and save the baby's head

Mz Lolo... said...

Tell Guy A he is responsible, tell guy B also that he is...

Anonymous said...

Calculate ur ovulation period to know which u had sex with when u were not safe and u need to be very sure of this for the sake of the unborn child nutty pikin

Unknown said...

Tell two of them you are pregnant and check their action. Whoever accepts should have it for now until you deliver. But don't make this kind of mistake again.

Unknown said...

Aug 7 guy obviously! Don't know know how to count?

Unknown said...

chose any of the you would like to spend the rest of your life with. save your future and save the baby the shame.

rih's bff said...

Mumu girl. U av 2 sexual partners and u have unprotected sex with them? Apart from pregnancy what of herpies? Hiv? Gono? Hpv?Etc...Monkey girl. imagine "keep ur judgements to urself only serious answers"! Ur not even a serious person and u want serious answer. Alika 7up.

Anonymous said...

second name for galz is cheat,cheat,cheat.tufiakwa!!!Am sorry for sm guys to put dia total trust on gal(s).my advice is u shld go and committ suicide immediately.Bitch!wit capital letter B!!!!!chyfortune@yahoo.com

@Charming_rascal said...

Lindodo may be u were there when the men were getting down on her.. O boy waka pass abeg. Mtcheww

#The Theist

Anonymous said...

You have HIV and other STDs that you should be worried about. I cannot believe you served yourself up as a receptacle for all sorts of sperm.

MONDOLA STAINLESS said...

Serious answer is that you are not SERIOUS.

Unknown said...

Which serious answer? Ibu ezi!

muyo said...

It is most probably the second boyfriend, because it takes 3 days for the sperm to travel the Fallopian tube and fertilize an egg. When those 3 days pass, the sperm kind of denatures/dies.

This means that:
August 2nd + 3 days=August 5th (Sperm denatured this day)…Boyfriend A

August 7th + 3 days= August 10th (Sperm denatured this day)…Boyfriend B

Anonymous said...

Well since you dont need any judgements just tell the two guys what you did and your intentions and then when the time is right get a paternity test so you wont deceive the innocent child about his real father. You might want to have people around you when you break the news to them

Anonymous said...

when was .ur last menstrual period(d 1st day of the last period)
, that's d only way we can help calculate who got u pregnant

Anonymous said...

Igbo bu igbo na ekwu si o!. Onye kpala nku ahuhu ka ngwere na abiala olu!.. Ometele bulu o kwa ihe anyi no na ya!.. Nnem oma!.. De meaning of all dis is,. Welldone!..#teamchris

Anonymous said...

Lol..ask ur village oracle..he knws better

Unknown said...

Lol wen was ur circle? Calculate ur ovulation if u figure out ur last ovulation u n calculate ur EDD u will know wen u conceived

Unknown said...

Aren't you lucky...you're baby is going to have 2 daddies....stupid girl!

Anonymous said...

Are you really the child of who you really think you are??? Am talking to you,i mean you, that you are reading right now..
Too Many BASTARDS.

Unknown said...

seriously! you don''t know who got you pregnant? I reserve my comment. Aunty Linda, biko next.

Unknown said...

seriously! you don''t know who got you pregnant? I reserve my comment. Aunty Linda, biko next.

Anonymous said...

Lmao! Thunder fire u dere! U must be a joker. Jst knw u are a single mum nw except u dnt wnt to keep the baby.

Unknown said...

Haahahhahahahahhahahaah ok,i keep my judgement to myself! Lmfao

Eugenia said...

If ur circulation is right, then the person u had sex with first owns the unborn child. If u try tell the two of them say u get belle. That's gobe o.

Unknown said...

Adk your babalawo.

Unknown said...

Lol wen was ur circle? Calculate ur ovulation if u figure out ur last ovulation u n calculate ur EDD u will know wen u conceived

Anonymous said...

The AUG 7th guy...

Unknown said...

Ask your babalawo

Unknown said...

How you manage enter dis wahala

Unknown said...

Ask your babalawo

ary said...

When is doubt, Google is your friend.

Unknown said...

Alright...I will reserve my judgement.The only way to know the real father is by carrying out a DNA test.So..wait for the baby to be born and then carry out d test.


NB:But you are an Ashawo oh.

Anonymous said...

You dey craze Ashewo kobo kobo, we don't help whores on this blogg how are we sure there are no more men shinning your dirty Congo onranu buruku go look for your babby daddy at Ojota bus stop..

Unknown said...

I wasn't dere wen u were fucking the two guys so figure it out ur self

Anonymous said...

You dey craze Ashewo kobo kobo, we don't help whores on this blogg how are we sure there are no more men shinning your dirty Congo onranu buruku go look for your babby daddy at Ojota bus stop..

Unknown said...

Ur 1st bf didn't get u pregnant for 2yrs.So,logically it's more likely that the new dude got u pregnant. Ur best bet wld be a DNA test.

Anonymous said...

boyfriend two...sperm last in the body for two days...shame on you though... give your life to Jesus!

Neymar said...

Lmao! Things we hear evryday. Obviously u don't love any of dem cos love taks two. Ma best advice is look for the one dat is doin well and can tak care of u and ur baby @least till casala go burst. Wish u weell

Anonymous said...

boyfriend two...sperm last in the body for two days...shame on you though... give your life to Jesus!

Anonymous said...

boyfriend two...sperm last in the body for two days...shame on you though... give your life to Jesus!

Anonymous said...

Loooool.... If this is for real try doing a DNA test them knowing when your pregnancy is mature enough.. Lie to them both for now

Anonymous said...

Tell both of them that u are pregnant, the one that is happy with the news will be ur baby father

F.Y.F said...

LOL our people says its only the woman in question that can real say who the father of her child is! so search yourself very well!

#king said...

okay u are a HOE fullstop.......................#KingOfKings

Anonymous said...

U said the first guy was on 2nd and the 3rd one was on 7 and u are six weeks pregnant. Use any of the Algebra formular or use the law of logarithm. It si a very simple mathematics.

Anonymous said...

Smart but backfire,it seems u r sex fricky.God wil help u.rememba d judgement day

Anonymous said...

NA WA O. IN THIS DAY OF H.I.V?

Ijanyimitch said...

I am not really gonna judge ur slutty behaviour but I don't really think there is any woman who wouldn't know who is responsible 4 her pregnancy even tho she had sex at the same time with different men

Anonymous said...

Yes I have the answer you have been looking for. Both of them are your baby daddy. Here we have daddy 1 and daddy 2. Olodo rabata

Anonymous said...

I was nt there. With u went u were anjoying urself so ans it ur self

Anonymous said...

Hmmmm... She could be telling the truth. Besides, I might know this person so let's know boyfriend's B surname as I have almost the same issue with someone and everything she said tallies with this said issue so please let's know. Either ways, You are on a long run!

silvia said...

wait till d baby is born then get a DNA done gud luk

GREG_GPEL said...

Linda the cartoon picture u used looks funny. Like a dwarf pregnant. Back to d matter,I'll suggest u tell both of dem individually,anyone dat accepts,fine nd good. Or go for dna

Anonymous said...

Wtf!!!""Lmao.

Anonymous said...

Maga don pay. Madam only serious people should comment, are you a serious person?

Just passing sha. OYO

Anonymous said...

if u keep gud track of ur ovulation cycle u will know but u aare a very stupid idiot.thats y u can never find out.

Anonymous said...

lol

Anonymous said...

darlin you are in serious gobe ooo you need to consult ur gp guess he or she wil be the only one that can help you berra hav ur dates at hand goodluck

Unknown said...

Pls IF MAKE I CONFIRM FROM BABALAWO WHEN U DE ENJOY AM DID U INFORM MAKE PLS GIVE HER 100 THOUSAND LASHIES BITCH

Anonymous said...

Boyfriend A

Unknown said...

Never expect a serious answer to a dumb question.

Anonymous said...

Lol......joke of the century

younggabito said...

ur stupidity knows no bound

Anonymous said...

"Keep your judgments to yourselves?" Lol now that's impossible. You decided to put your story out there so expect to be judged. "Either of them could be baby daddy" - what has this world come to. SMH.

Anonymous said...

do a test..Cheek swab DNA or blood sample from all parties but its expensive and i dont know if they do it in Nigeria.

try to sleep with one person at a time ... if you must skin dive, use contraceptives.

how old is the pregnancy ? do you want it?

Unknown said...

It's glaring boyfriend A is d father of the child calculate am na...

Anonymous said...

Boyfriend A makes sense if you do the math

Anonymous said...

hoe...

Unknown said...

Google it dear

Unknown said...

Lolz, over to doctor's in d building or ladies

Unknown said...

The person is nt serious...no be only serious answer........

Unknown said...

WTF!!! You a stupid dumb bitch how u gone be having sex with 2 niggas without protection.

Unknown said...

Girl byeeee!!!

Unknown said...

WTF!!! You a stupid dumb bitch how u gone be having sex with 2 niggas without protection.

Anonymous said...

RUBBISH!!! SHE WOULD HAVE SLEPT WITH SIX BOY FRIENDS. GUYS BEWARE STOP SKIN DIVING LIKE ME. H.I.V DEY TOWN O!!!!

Mr_SouL Get Naija Twitter/IG followers/7AB109CB said...

I think the real baby daddy is that other guy u had one night stand with ... remember? the one u met at the club? u cn forget sha #wanna study in Canada/US lemi hel u out!

Anonymous said...

RUBBISH!!! SHE WOULD HAVE SLEPT WITH SIX BOY FRIENDS. GUYS BEWARE STOP SKIN DIVING LIKE ME. H.I.V DEY TOWN O!!!!

Anonymous said...

Ur a Mumu!!!!!

Anonymous said...

RUBBISH!!! SHE WOULD HAVE SLEPT WITH SIX BOY FRIENDS. GUYS BEWARE STOP SKIN DIVING LIKE ME. H.I.V DEY TOWN O!!!!

Emjay said...

Like seriously???



#######LIB MY BADT HABIT#######

Anonymous said...

Linda it's very possible, the saying that only women knows who's responsible for their pregnancy is only applicable to those who does not have multiple sex mate. Poster, I will advice you to try and calculate your ovulation time to guess who's responsible between them, although it's not 100% certain

Lovedoc said...

The most important date is the first day of your last menstrual period which you didnt give. The two dates you gave are far apart enough to determine who might own the baby. Give the date of your last menstrual period and we can tell with reasonable accuracy who the father might most likely be. How ever only a DNA analysis can give 99.99% accuracy.

Unknown said...

a.k.a EDWIN CHINEDU AZUBUKO said...
.
U gather tym i swear....
.
.
***CURRENTLY IN JUPITER***

Unknown said...

Surely the one that bleep you the hardest.

Anonymous said...

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Lovedoc said...

The most important date you need is the first day of your last menstrual period, which you didnt give. The two days you gave are far apart enough to calculate with reasonable accuracy who might be your baby daddy. But your last menstrual period is very inportant. However only a DNA analysis can give 99.99% accuracy. But lets start witn your LMP to avoid putting you in an awkward situation.

Unknown said...

HAHAHAHAHA THIS IS FUNNY AND AM SO SORRY 4 LAUGHING.!!!! *****QUEENMAYA**** #noidea#

Unknown said...

HAHAHAHAHA THIS IS FUNNY AND AM SO SORRY 4 LAUGHING.!!!! *****QUEENMAYA**** #noidea#

Anonymous said...

Gosh..ode ni baby yi sha!!! Dnt u know when u ovulate?? Na only u do the something wiv the two boyfriends..so na only u suppose figure out who get ur belle...see da big mess u got urself into all in da name of having fun..tell me..who is da stupid one now??? May God 4give u

nene said...

Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha.ROTFLMAO... can't wait for d comments on dz ooo... Hahahahaha hahahahaahahahahahaha #continueslaughing

Anonymous said...

pls ask google

prettyjules said...

Ahhahh are u a baby?? Tell us ur LMP we will tell you who owns d pregnancy!!

Anonymous said...

You try. Thank you.

Anonymous said...

mschew

Anonymous said...

Use ur menstrual cycle to confirm it.. if u knw ya menstrual cycle , u can know when u were ovulating and who sexed u at d time..

Unknown said...

just way for a dna test...lol

Anonymous said...

the 2nd one is the daddy it only make more sense since the 1st cloud not land it since 2012.

Anonymous said...

It's not impossible. It happened to me once, I terminated d preg. Lord forgive me.

Anonymous said...

Hmmm...Obviously no protection used...#teamskin2skin...better think carefully n don't cr8 issues for d wrong dude

Anonymous said...

Linda y u dont lyk posting my comment

nurse stef said...

D best tin is to open up to the both of dem and tell them u'v bin cheating and u are pregnant,so wen u give birth u can have a DNA test no stress involved.

khemorah said...

Mtchewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww

xchic said...

Girl check ur circle calendar n see who u slept with on ur fertile day if both then wait n do a dna test.. but how can u be sexually active with two men and not be careful? Smh!

Rossy said...

U need to let me know d last date of ur mestration and ur normal circle that is either 28days 30 or otherwise and d date u expected it

Unknown said...

If she knows the first day of her last period or her due date. Dat will help. Or better still wait till the baby is born and do a paternity.

Unknown said...

If she knows the first day of her last period or her due date. Dat will help. Or better still wait till the baby is born and do a paternity.

Anonymous said...

#teamskintoskin...all these bloods una are sharing...Continue

Unknown said...

since you need a baby daddy, wait till you can do a dna test.

@MEETD®EALEVANS™ said...

Ask ur papa, Him self follow chop...

Anonymous said...

'Dumbest' thing I've ever heard....lol

ANYA IKENGA said...

Just hide till u deliver and knw who ur baby looks like. Me I need a baby mama. Responsible working class and I will support with N100K per month.

Anonymous said...

Anyways,i think it shd b the first,thats if everything is ok with his body,because they say a man's sperm is effective in a woman's body till after 2days,so goodluck on ur delivery!

Anonymous said...

Try and paste your question on google search

Anonymous said...

gbam gbam gbam.... Ur cup don full.... U think u re smart abi... Onyia born am first or u go see a doctr first miss dater..

Anonymous said...

Wait until you give birth. Give the pikin to who e get the most similarity. If e resemble you more then keep him/her for yourself. Hiyaaaaaaa

Tetrina said...

......NEXT!!!!!!

Unknown said...

Lol advice yourself

Anonymous said...

Story for the gods

Anonymous said...

Muumu, Na me now.

Anonymous said...

Linda this story is 100% true. My best friend is a side bf to a chic who has a main bf. She sleeps with him today and then goes to the boyfriend at night.ALL na skin 2skin o but she's never been pregnant tho.



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Anonymous said...

Them suppose hang you and your parent. OBO OLE!

Anonymous said...

That's what you call Weather for two, Pregnancy for one and Child for the whole community

Anonymous said...

Crazy bitch

Anonymous said...

Is ur head full of ideas or what?
. How bout a paternity test. Since ur keeping d baby.....

Anonymous said...

Lool. Just like my gf.

Anonymous said...

#nwaoba...keep my judgement to myself, right. then keep ur question to yourself. Who cares for all I know...mtchewwww!!!

Anonymous said...

Retrace your steps as per period calender...try to check your fertile days..this shud help u.else wait and conduct a dna test

Anonymous said...

Has your menstrual cycle been regular? If yes, then u can calculate your day of conception from your last menstual period to determine the baby's father.

Anonymous said...

Big shame on u. I know who u are

Anonymous said...

i know who u are, big shame on u

Unknown said...

Please pick one who is man enough to take responsibility.

surshima samuel said...

U inpregnant urself!

Anonymous said...

That's what u get for playing smart.
Jero

Unknown said...

Go do DNA shikena.. And stop bothering us wit us infidelity.

Anonymous said...

The information given is not enough. What date did your last menstrual period occur?

seunLondon said...

Disgusting!!! #SeunLondon

shouldisaymyname said...

Omo, see gobe...*in Barack Obama's voice

Unknown said...

See mumuni #AskGoogle #AmericaWillKnow

Anonymous said...

Choose d guy wv a stronger financial backing!!

Unknown said...

B...

Anonymous said...

Liar!!!!

Na inside ur toto d mail drop???

Shebi u don't read mails.

Anonymous said...

Only DNA is the solution after delivery

$$ OLORUN LOBA $$ ... said...

God help your life ...

Unknown said...

Lol, its d one dat did doggy on 360 and yelled F*CK DAT SHEE.....!!! Take it from me

Unknown said...

It's a Joke

Anonymous said...

Lol, na wa 4u sha

Okoro said...

Wow. Real MVP !!

Anonymous said...

Tough luck babes. Guess ul ve to wait till baby is here n have a DNA done. All d best. Cheers

Anonymous said...

Mumu girl...be like say na you be the cheerful giver, August never too tale oo...you still fit give me too make i top am..make i put jara ontop...Lol

Anonymous said...

Well my dear, If you can remember who among the two oil you well well then release the thicker akamu, that my friend is the baby daddy.

On a serious note,I think its the second guy.reason being medically when a lady wants to guaranty conception it is best to have sex the second day again to ensure proper fertilization since most of the sperms from the first guy would have had died from the attack of the female defense system.

hope this helps.

Anonymous said...

she can carry out a dna test before d child is born. its possible.

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