This wasn’t just your normal day. On normal day, you would be in your office struggling
through your pile of work, planning your lunch break or figuring out how you
would make your way home at the close of work. You would be doing what normal
working class people do on a normal work day.
Except this wasn’t! You get a call around noon telling you to come all the way
down to the hospital, You see, it happened when your spouse, your sibling, your
friend was making their way to or from work (it doesn’t matter in this case,
does it?) what matters was what the doctor was telling you,
‘Appendicitis? Hernia?,’ it doesn’t really matter.
It’s a simple
procedure your see said the doctor, in 30 minutes we will be done, little or no
complications, the doctor reassured you.
The clockwork in your head turns. Why didn’t they take her
to a General Hospital, you say? Oh, ‘strike’, you nod. Vexed. Where you come
from surgical procedures always mean money. In this case, no difference – It’s
400 thousand naira the doctor says.
You see the doctor looking at you; surely a man of your age
must have money somewhere. You’re pissed already. You don’t have the money;you
had just paid school fees, bought a car, and settled your nagging friend and it’s
still the start of the month. Why didn’t this happen at the end of the month,
you ask.
It still doesn’t matter; the money has to be paid.
You pick up your phone to speak to your account officer,
he’s a really nice guy, and at least that’s how he sounds every time he comes
to meet you to make a deposit.
I’m sorry, he says. It takes a week to process and he is not
sure they will approve eventually. You will need collateral and a guarantor. But
the surgery has to be done today!
I’m sorry, he says. You hang up.
The doctor calls you.
You don’t pick up.
You call your friend, he doesn’t pick up. Its 3pm.
Your account officer calls you back. He had been in a
similar situation, he says. He couldn’t get a loan from the bank too. He called
ZEDVANCE LIMITED he says. They lent him money in hours!
Your banker couldn’t get a loan from the bank; he had to go
to ZEDVANCE LIMITED. Just picture that.
It might be a surgery, it might also not be your spouse or
sibling, and it could be you needing a quick cash loan to fulfill various
obligations – make a down payment for that flat you want to rent, pay your
children’s school fees, repair your vehicle, and make that vacation abroad or
just about any other thing.
Call ZEDVANCE LIMITED today for that Quick Cash loan, with
no collateral and little preconditions; be a salary earner, live in Lagos, have
an active salary account and a pension account.
That’s all!
To book your loan now you can call any of the numbers listed
below
Mercy on 08165382545
Bunmi on 07034469546
Ogugua on 08186445306
Chuks on 08131188640
Alternatively you can
try any of these numbers: 01-2121527 or 01-2121529
Or you can head over to our website on www.zedvance.com to apply or visit our
office at 859, Bishop Aboyade Cole, Victoria Island, Lagos.
242 comments:
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Okay. Still still first to comment. Paultheballerno1@yahoo.com
Good idea..Hmconcept2000@gmail.com
Ok naah. Beautymadu90@gmail.com
Wat of d one for students na?hpe its nt a scam o?
Ok let see Eongrillz@gmail.com
I hear you.!
odumchizitere@yahoo.com
Wow. Beautymadu90@gmail.com
Intresting
Nice one! But don't need a loan sha, hypedk@yahoo.com
Hmmn (ebubsababa@gmail. com)
nice...sdyney4all@yahoo.com
Heard! (Princessdessy20@yahoo.com)
Good. Beautymadu90@gmail.com
Dis z so kul.... m_kool219@rocketmail.com
Ookay seen.....lizzyyajir@gmail.com
okay (ebubsababa@gmail.com)
hope they will be true to their guidlines (emmanuelokhimamhe@gmail.com)
non salary earners nko?
ourniyi_706@yahoo.com
Lupady4u@yahoo.com
Good duh .kennyiyke1@gmail.com
Is good to live life within your income..if u hv to take loan, then let it be in good terms & conditions that suit u.... I think zedvance is a good choice...
noted. Badguy39@nokiamail.com
If I hear
It's a really nice innovation, but I hope the interest rate is inviting the loan in no-time seems
This information sound nice keep it up
Nice one
Diamondchild4u2000@yahoo.com
Nice one
Lupady4u@yahoo.com
nice one dey are trying; alest to help d poor masses out dere; onukwube5@gmail.com
Lupady4u@yahoo.com
Trendyiphie10@gmail.com
Lupady4u@yahoo.com
Wow!!! Seee advert.lol
True story tho
Obprime@gmail.com
Good
Strategy for more money
BORN TO SHINE!!!
Hmmm, what of those of us in Abuja? Zedvance, pls come to Abuja soon.isiaka208@gmail.com
Lupady4u@yahoo.com
I HOPE THIS IS REAL THE LEND OUT MONEY IN HOURS!!! It's gonna help we Lagosians @neeyeedramaqueen72@gmail.com
Hmmmmm... I hate loans wid intrest
Nice concept
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nice concept. smallseed131@yahoo.com
Ok, bt they re nt in edo state
hmmm.I don't trust dis pple o.anyway,its all gud........obimary16@gmail.com
am gonna win your money yay !!!!!
ololadetolulope@yahoo.com
nice one
cool....can always take a loan whenever I need one ....atir4real@yahoo.com
hmmm, nnejiamaka@ymail.com
hmmm, nnejiamaka@ymail.com
I'll call the Chuks guy ...judithikwue@gmail.com
Abeg this write up don't get it. /gloriafines103@gmail.com
Not fair!!! Isn't he gonna pay back?
This should turn things around for some salary earners. Adehlove@gmail.com
That's very nice.. I just hope it's exactly the way you wrote it Linda. Because in Nigeria, we always convince people to come to us but when the people eventually come, you start seeing a different thing from what you were told earlier. I just hope this is for real. maxdon4real2000@gmail.com
This is a wonderful innovation.
Zedvance can solve problems sha.. tohraj@outlook.com
Nice information ajayibabajide6@gmail.com
A wonderful innovation if you ask me
I'll give it a try..lol.. Me wey me applicant shey..gladchinyere@gmail.com
Lol..gladchinyere@gmail.com
Lindodo.u n dese articles
Linda. No tym to read now, maybe lt8. I beta win dis ur mon. nkworld@yahoo.com
1st too comment. Mikky4manu@yahoo.com
Owk o! gr8tchioma@gmail.com
Is this for real, are there no strings attached to it???
lordemma4love50@yahoo.com
Isn't more or less Islamic banking....it cool tho...atleast....tubabairoko@gmail.com
Farooqamodu@gmail.com
Lindodo.u n dese articles Daniewas.gmail.com
Great one, 9ja go beta. njijnr@yahoo.com
Nice concept by Zedvance, but the bitter truth is that the people that get loans are people that already have some amount of money. The ones that don't have any money, and really need money to start a business, or to handle medical complications rarely get loans. It's all good though...it is the way the world works.
Are You A One Minute Man?
Abeg all na wash igbo girl dashing pple moni for wia until i win i can't believe it.
Michaeldavid44@yahoo.com first to comment..... wetin consign me abeg need news on boko or the nudes
Farooqamodu@gmail.com
I know these people. They are true to their word. Looks like their rate is even the lowest in the market
Hmm, is this for real?
If only they don't plan to kill someone with interest. Its nice Jemmygentle@gmail.com
hmmmm. This is a new one. stillwill8@yahoo.com
i know these people. Their rate is the lowest, and they are the best!!!
Nyc concept...Meecee93@gmail.com
gonna check the site out right away. pray it wat they say it is o. lol
Yemyy4love@yahoo.com
WOW!!!. Zedvance thanks so much, I applied for loan and I was disbursed within 24 hours.... I must recommend people to you
I recently got loan from this guys and after 15mins of applying a staff came to my office to get my documents and just in an hour i got an alert in my account.
They should be called 'Papapa Loan'Limited
Ok. Its well Okesimaa@gmail.com
Consumer loan at its best
Rachybee@gmail.com,oR,07062071116.
Yetaygel@gmail.com
Nice, mohammedaudu37@yahoo.com
WOW!!!. Zedvance thanks so much, I applied for loan and I was disbursed within 24 hours.... I must recommend people to you
Fr ur Dope wears contact me, customizing ur shirts or polo. bbm284E6913
Ok...pato2775@yahoo.com
this's really bad, how can someone work all day long at the end of the month no salary... naija un bad
Johnthentic@gmail.com
Abeg you guys are on-point
folashade70@gmail.com
how do i get some money
Is it that easy in 9ja ? This is as good as islamic banking, no string attached? Anyway a little preconditions attached in form of insurance premium periodical payment b4 you can be loaned
Is alright.
Cool, hope there are no hidden charges
Patomon002@yahoo.com
Okk.cooollll
2 much of evrytin z bad
chinor2gud@gmail.com
Nice. Donbibiesione@gmail.com
Honestly, these guys are the best in cash loan service in Lagos. Their interest rate is friendly and I was even able to pre-liquidate and ask for a top-up. If you need quick cash loan, Try them now o shikenna.
Honestly, these guys are the best in cash loan service in Lagos. Their interest rate is friendly and I was even able to pre-liquidate and ask for a top-up. If you need quick cash loan, Try them now o shikenna.
olisandep@yahoo.co.uk
SeenO
Most of these loans with no strings attached are misleading offers. The strings are indeed more than a mile long....
*Dr. Goodluck Ebele Jonathan for 2015*
Really?? This is good news (olabiwonnufemi@gmail.com)
Am not sure if dis d rite time .... Lekan1983@gmail.com
Pls does dis work, ama bit confused.
I hope is real
Trust me this works perfectly and you get earnest disbursement. I have tired them and the operations are seamless.
We don hear!
quickkkkk loanssssss
convenient loanssssssssss
Gud one...For all you pp dat needs a loan.nikyylopez4real@yahoo.com
a.k.a EDWIN CHINEDU AZUBUKO said...
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Eddreamzdreamer@gmail.com
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***CURRENTLY IN JUPITER***
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Mojiade2002@gmail.com
if u ask me,,,taking loan is a trap...
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seen(ebubsababa@gmail.com)
Ok..gladchinyere@gmail.com
Little interest with no collateral!
This is something!
Linda baby these ur omo cursor nahwah,abeg no be by force to buy omo,we don see am,change it plz.chidinma.okere2@gmail.com
good!!!!!!!!!!!!! but i hope this will work (tinuraji@yahoo.com
Is goodooo, chimmynene@yahoo.com
A Good alternative i guess
(oj_segzy@hotmail.com)
Awww
chain, next story
They didn't say what the rate is na.. it will be twice ot three times tha banks lending rate.
i think if this happens to anyone after this ordeal it is better you get health insurance cover with this you have a debt free life. (tinuraji@yahoo.com)
Is a wow. Beautymadu90@gmail.com
Wat people go through to get loans really hard life
alright salary woes need to be solved.
keem_001@yahoo.com
Olorun maaje in dbanj's voice
beemmaaa@gmail.com
i love you Linda toluswaggerlase@yahoo.com
The interest rate is too high!
interesting isaiahjilemoanh@gmail.com
HmMm
Seen... Ovigs4u@gmail.com
I luv this oh...but Wat abt those in portharcourt...veno.brightheart@ymail.com
Bia Linda! Isn't it early for this kine joke? Ehn? So I will just call and tell them my woes and they will give me a loan to solve it? Dem for kukuma call themselves "Father Christmas Limited"... what's the catch abeg! be honest! No need for this mumbo jumbo scenario u are telling...it's to early o! Park well!!
Nice... onyi3667@gmail.com
Ma head is too busy to understand this
akanimosunday2@gmail.com
Good#1#
Good#1#
Ok... nenemba2014@gmail.com
Kikejuwon@gmail.com
Aiit
Kikejuwon@gmail.com
This easy? Joor o
Cool
oh pls.......they forgot "Terms and conditions apply"
cool.....goin to check dem out
i just called one of the numbers oh !! this thing is for real sha chai .
Advert? Lol
anyichieonyedika32@gmail.com
That sounds really good but i hope the interest rate is not killing?
Sylviagbo@gmail.co.
Hope this will get to the rural communities
nice 1!
Can get a loan for schoolfees? stillwendy2@gmail.com
Ok.. prettycinklassic@yahoo.com
Interesting gist4nonye@yahoo.com
Uhmm na only Niger u go the see Salary wahala.....cuz of greed......lizzyyajir@gmail.com
a.k.a EDWIN CHINEDU AZUBUKO said...
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Eddreamzdreamer@gmail.com
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***CURRENTLY IN JUPITER***
Hmmmmm....wecome development
1St to comment
samuel.spicy@gmail.com
Dats g8
Ok.
That will help a lot. But why only lagos? benotekcomputers@gmail.com
GOOD, very good.. #anthoniaclaret@gmail.com
SOMETYMS DEY WILL NOT EVEN PAY COMPLETE
Kudos to you guys at Zedvance. You are doing a great job. Keep it up.
Kizzy9159@gmail.com
Nice gist4nonye@yahoo.com
This ed dreamz boy u are boring me on this block big time, cos 2day it's giveaway ya just commenting more than 5 tyms on all d post,pls get a book and read or better still take a nap
Ok. Beautymadu90@gmail.com
To give loan no hard, na to collect wahala dey o. I wish them luck. Many have come and gone
a.k.a EDWIN CHINEDU AZUBUKO said...
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Thats nice Eddreamzdreamer@gmail.com
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a.k.a EDWIN CHINEDU AZUBUKO said...
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Thats nice Eddreamzdreamer@gmail.com
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a.k.a EDWIN CHINEDU AZUBUKO said...
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Thats nice Eddreamzdreamer@gmail.com
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a.k.a EDWIN CHINEDU AZUBUKO said...
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Thats nice Eddreamzdreamer@gmail.com
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a.k.a EDWIN CHINEDU AZUBUKO said...
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Thats nice Eddreamzdreamer@gmail.com
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Onuigwei@gmail.com
Okay o...arikeomobolanle@yahoo.com
Yetaygel@gmail.com
Me too dey like awoof
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There is alwz a hidden catch
Chezndy@yahoo.com
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