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Monday 29 September 2014

Zedvance Limited - Solving the woes of salary earners

This wasn’t just your normal day. On normal day, you would be in your office struggling through your pile of work, planning your lunch break or figuring out how you would make your way home at the close of work. You would be doing what normal working class people do on a normal work day.

Except this wasn’t! You get a call around noon telling you to come all the way down to the hospital, You see, it happened when your spouse, your sibling, your friend was making their way to or from work (it doesn’t matter in this case, does it?) what matters was what the doctor was telling you,
‘Appendicitis? Hernia?,’ it doesn’t really matter.

 It’s a simple procedure your see said the doctor, in 30 minutes we will be done, little or no complications, the doctor reassured you.

The clockwork in your head turns. Why didn’t they take her to a General Hospital, you say? Oh, ‘strike’, you nod. Vexed. Where you come from surgical procedures always mean money. In this case, no difference – It’s 400 thousand naira the doctor says.
You see the doctor looking at you; surely a man of your age must have money somewhere. You’re pissed already. You don’t have the money;you had just paid school fees, bought a car, and settled your nagging friend and it’s still the start of the month. Why didn’t this happen at the end of the month, you ask.

It still doesn’t matter; the money has to be paid.

You pick up your phone to speak to your account officer, he’s a really nice guy, and at least that’s how he sounds every time he comes to meet you to make a deposit.
I’m sorry, he says. It takes a week to process and he is not sure they will approve eventually. You will need collateral and a guarantor. But the surgery has to be done today!
I’m sorry, he says. You hang up.
 The doctor calls you. You don’t pick up.
You call your friend, he doesn’t pick up. Its 3pm.
Your account officer calls you back. He had been in a similar situation, he says. He couldn’t get a loan from the bank too. He called ZEDVANCE LIMITED he says. They lent him money in hours!
Your banker couldn’t get a loan from the bank; he had to go to ZEDVANCE LIMITED. Just picture that.

It might be a surgery, it might also not be your spouse or sibling, and it could be you needing a quick cash loan to fulfill various obligations – make a down payment for that flat you want to rent, pay your children’s school fees, repair your vehicle, and make that vacation abroad or just about any other thing.
Call ZEDVANCE LIMITED today for that Quick Cash loan, with no collateral and little preconditions; be a salary earner, live in Lagos, have an active salary account and a pension account.
That’s all!
To book your loan now you can call any of the numbers listed below
Mercy on 08165382545
Bunmi on 07034469546
Ogugua on 08186445306
Chuks on 08131188640
 Alternatively you can try any of these numbers: 01-2121527 or 01-2121529
Or you can head over to our website on www.zedvance.com to apply or visit our office at 859, Bishop Aboyade Cole, Victoria Island, Lagos.

242 comments:

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waplegend said...

Love the info graphics

Anonymous said...

Okay. Still still first to comment. Paultheballerno1@yahoo.com

Anonymous said...

Good idea..Hmconcept2000@gmail.com

beauty said...

Ok naah. Beautymadu90@gmail.com

eseleborfaith@gmail.com said...

Wat of d one for students na?hpe its nt a scam o?

Unknown said...

Ok let see Eongrillz@gmail.com

Chizzy said...

I hear you.!
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beauty said...

Wow. Beautymadu90@gmail.com

faith philips said...

Intresting

Anonymous said...

Nice one! But don't need a loan sha, hypedk@yahoo.com

Anonymous said...

Hmmn (ebubsababa@gmail. com)

Anonymous said...

nice...sdyney4all@yahoo.com

Anonymous said...

Heard! (Princessdessy20@yahoo.com)

beauty said...

Good. Beautymadu90@gmail.com

Anonymous said...

Dis z so kul.... m_kool219@rocketmail.com

Unknown said...

Ookay seen.....lizzyyajir@gmail.com

Anonymous said...

okay (ebubsababa@gmail.com)

Anonymous said...

hope they will be true to their guidlines (emmanuelokhimamhe@gmail.com)

Anonymous said...

non salary earners nko?

ourniyi_706@yahoo.com

Anonymous said...

Lupady4u@yahoo.com

Unknown said...

Good duh .kennyiyke1@gmail.com

Unknown said...

Is good to live life within your income..if u hv to take loan, then let it be in good terms & conditions that suit u.... I think zedvance is a good choice...

Anonymous said...

noted. Badguy39@nokiamail.com

Unknown said...

If I hear

tint blaq said...

It's a really nice innovation, but I hope the interest rate is inviting the loan in no-time seems

Unknown said...

This information sound nice keep it up

Anonymous said...

Nice one

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Anonymous said...

Nice one

Anonymous said...

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Anonymous said...

nice one dey are trying; alest to help d poor masses out dere; onukwube5@gmail.com

Anonymous said...

Lupady4u@yahoo.com

Anonymous said...

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Anonymous said...

Lupady4u@yahoo.com

Anonymous said...

Wow!!! Seee advert.lol
True story tho
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Unknown said...

Good
Strategy for more money

BORN TO SHINE!!!

Anonymous said...

Hmmm, what of those of us in Abuja? Zedvance, pls come to Abuja soon.isiaka208@gmail.com

Anonymous said...

Lupady4u@yahoo.com

Anonymous said...

I HOPE THIS IS REAL THE LEND OUT MONEY IN HOURS!!! It's gonna help we Lagosians @neeyeedramaqueen72@gmail.com

Everything Rosham said...

Hmmmmm... I hate loans wid intrest

Anonymous said...

Nice concept

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Anonymous said...

nice concept. smallseed131@yahoo.com

Swagg isimemen said...

Ok, bt they re nt in edo state

Anonymous said...

hmmm.I don't trust dis pple o.anyway,its all gud........obimary16@gmail.com

Datkiduche said...

am gonna win your money yay !!!!!

Anonymous said...

ololadetolulope@yahoo.com
nice one

Anonymous said...

cool....can always take a loan whenever I need one ....atir4real@yahoo.com

Amery said...

hmmm, nnejiamaka@ymail.com

Amery said...

hmmm, nnejiamaka@ymail.com

jforjudith said...

I'll call the Chuks guy ...judithikwue@gmail.com

Unknown said...

Abeg this write up don't get it. /gloriafines103@gmail.com

Unknown said...

Not fair!!! Isn't he gonna pay back?

Anonymous said...

This should turn things around for some salary earners. Adehlove@gmail.com

Unknown said...

That's very nice.. I just hope it's exactly the way you wrote it Linda. Because in Nigeria, we always convince people to come to us but when the people eventually come, you start seeing a different thing from what you were told earlier. I just hope this is for real. maxdon4real2000@gmail.com

Snowball said...

This is a wonderful innovation.

Anonymous said...

Zedvance can solve problems sha.. tohraj@outlook.com

Unknown said...

Nice information ajayibabajide6@gmail.com

Snowball said...

A wonderful innovation if you ask me

GCN( LADY G ) said...

I'll give it a try..lol.. Me wey me applicant shey..gladchinyere@gmail.com

GCN( LADY G ) said...

Lol..gladchinyere@gmail.com

Nevita said...

Lindodo.u n dese articles

Anonymous said...

Linda. No tym to read now, maybe lt8. I beta win dis ur mon. nkworld@yahoo.com

Anonymous said...

1st too comment. Mikky4manu@yahoo.com

chio said...

Owk o! gr8tchioma@gmail.com

Anonymous said...

Is this for real, are there no strings attached to it???

lordemma4love50@yahoo.com

iroko said...

Isn't more or less Islamic banking....it cool tho...atleast....tubabairoko@gmail.com

rozayhuh said...

Farooqamodu@gmail.com

Nevita said...

Lindodo.u n dese articles Daniewas.gmail.com

Anonymous said...

Great one, 9ja go beta. njijnr@yahoo.com

Olumide Abiodun said...

Nice concept by Zedvance, but the bitter truth is that the people that get loans are people that already have some amount of money. The ones that don't have any money, and really need money to start a business, or to handle medical complications rarely get loans. It's all good though...it is the way the world works.



Are You A One Minute Man?

Anonymous said...

Abeg all na wash igbo girl dashing pple moni for wia until i win i can't believe it.

Anonymous said...

Michaeldavid44@yahoo.com first to comment..... wetin consign me abeg need news on boko or the nudes

rozayhuh said...

Farooqamodu@gmail.com

Unknown said...


I know these people. They are true to their word. Looks like their rate is even the lowest in the market

napoleon iyayi said...

Hmm, is this for real?

Unknown said...

If only they don't plan to kill someone with interest. Its nice Jemmygentle@gmail.com

Will said...

hmmmm. This is a new one. stillwill8@yahoo.com

Unknown said...

i know these people. Their rate is the lowest, and they are the best!!!

Unknown said...

Nyc concept...Meecee93@gmail.com

Anonymous said...

gonna check the site out right away. pray it wat they say it is o. lol

Yemyy4love@yahoo.com

Anonymous said...

WOW!!!. Zedvance thanks so much, I applied for loan and I was disbursed within 24 hours.... I must recommend people to you

Unknown said...

I recently got loan from this guys and after 15mins of applying a staff came to my office to get my documents and just in an hour i got an alert in my account.
They should be called 'Papapa Loan'Limited

okiezman said...

Ok. Its well Okesimaa@gmail.com

Anonymous said...

Consumer loan at its best

Unknown said...

Rachybee@gmail.com,oR,07062071116.

Anonymous said...

Yetaygel@gmail.com

Anonymous said...

Nice, mohammedaudu37@yahoo.com

Anonymous said...

WOW!!!. Zedvance thanks so much, I applied for loan and I was disbursed within 24 hours.... I must recommend people to you

Unknown said...

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Anonymous said...

Ok...pato2775@yahoo.com

Johnthentic said...

this's really bad, how can someone work all day long at the end of the month no salary... naija un bad

Johnthentic@gmail.com

adetomiwa said...

Abeg you guys are on-point

Anonymous said...

folashade70@gmail.com

Jgsblogs.blogspot.com said...

how do i get some money

paul aina said...

Is it that easy in 9ja ? This is as good as islamic banking, no string attached? Anyway a little preconditions attached in form of insurance premium periodical payment b4 you can be loaned

jerry said...

Is alright.

Unknown said...

Cool, hope there are no hidden charges

Patomon002@yahoo.com

Unknown said...

Okk.cooollll

Anonymous said...

2 much of evrytin z bad

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bibi said...

Nice. Donbibiesione@gmail.com

Unknown said...

Honestly, these guys are the best in cash loan service in Lagos. Their interest rate is friendly and I was even able to pre-liquidate and ask for a top-up. If you need quick cash loan, Try them now o shikenna.

Unknown said...

Honestly, these guys are the best in cash loan service in Lagos. Their interest rate is friendly and I was even able to pre-liquidate and ask for a top-up. If you need quick cash loan, Try them now o shikenna.

Anonymous said...

olisandep@yahoo.co.uk

Dotted lines said...

SeenO

Unknown said...

Most of these loans with no strings attached are misleading offers. The strings are indeed more than a mile long....

*Dr. Goodluck Ebele Jonathan for 2015*

Olabiwonnu said...

Really?? This is good news (olabiwonnufemi@gmail.com)

Unknown said...

Am not sure if dis d rite time .... Lekan1983@gmail.com

meetosy@yahoo.com said...

Pls does dis work, ama bit confused.

Anonymous said...

I hope is real

Anonymous said...

Trust me this works perfectly and you get earnest disbursement. I have tired them and the operations are seamless.

gentlelarry31@gmail.com said...

We don hear!

Anonymous said...

quickkkkk loanssssss

Anonymous said...

convenient loanssssssssss

Anonymous said...

Gud one...For all you pp dat needs a loan.nikyylopez4real@yahoo.com

Unknown said...

a.k.a EDWIN CHINEDU AZUBUKO said...
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Eddreamzdreamer@gmail.com
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***CURRENTLY IN JUPITER***

Anonymous said...

Mojiade2002@gmail.com

Anonymous said...

Mojiade2002@gmail.com

Unknown said...

if u ask me,,,taking loan is a trap...

Anonymous said...

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Anonymous said...

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Anonymous said...

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Anonymous said...

seen(ebubsababa@gmail.com)

GCN( LADY G ) said...

Ok..gladchinyere@gmail.com

Unknown said...

Little interest with no collateral!
This is something!

Anonymous said...

Linda baby these ur omo cursor nahwah,abeg no be by force to buy omo,we don see am,change it plz.chidinma.okere2@gmail.com

tinuraji@yahoo.com said...

good!!!!!!!!!!!!! but i hope this will work (tinuraji@yahoo.com

Nenechukwu said...

Is goodooo, chimmynene@yahoo.com

Segs said...

A Good alternative i guess
(oj_segzy@hotmail.com)

Unknown said...

Awww

Unknown said...

chain, next story

Anonymous said...

They didn't say what the rate is na.. it will be twice ot three times tha banks lending rate.

Anonymous said...

i think if this happens to anyone after this ordeal it is better you get health insurance cover with this you have a debt free life. (tinuraji@yahoo.com)

beauty said...

Is a wow. Beautymadu90@gmail.com

Unknown said...

Wat people go through to get loans really hard life

Anonymous said...

alright salary woes need to be solved.
keem_001@yahoo.com

Unknown said...

Olorun maaje in dbanj's voice

Anonymous said...

beemmaaa@gmail.com

Anonymous said...

i love you Linda toluswaggerlase@yahoo.com

Anonymous said...

The interest rate is too high!

Unknown said...

interesting isaiahjilemoanh@gmail.com

Unknown said...

HmMm

Anonymous said...

Seen... Ovigs4u@gmail.com

Anonymous said...

I luv this oh...but Wat abt those in portharcourt...veno.brightheart@ymail.com

My Two Kobo said...

Bia Linda! Isn't it early for this kine joke? Ehn? So I will just call and tell them my woes and they will give me a loan to solve it? Dem for kukuma call themselves "Father Christmas Limited"... what's the catch abeg! be honest! No need for this mumbo jumbo scenario u are telling...it's to early o! Park well!!

Anonymous said...

Nice... onyi3667@gmail.com

Anonymous said...

Ma head is too busy to understand this
akanimosunday2@gmail.com

Unknown said...

Good#1#

Unknown said...

Good#1#

nene said...

Ok... nenemba2014@gmail.com

Anonymous said...

Kikejuwon@gmail.com

Anonymous said...

Aiit
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Nuttyprince said...

This easy? Joor o

Unknown said...

Cool

Unknown said...

oh pls.......they forgot "Terms and conditions apply"

Anonymous said...

cool.....goin to check dem out

Unknown said...

i just called one of the numbers oh !! this thing is for real sha chai .

Anonymous said...

Advert? Lol
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F.Y.F said...

That sounds really good but i hope the interest rate is not killing?

Anonymous said...

Sylviagbo@gmail.co.

seyi oyedeleseyi5@gmail.com said...

Hope this will get to the rural communities

Unknown said...

nice 1!

remmy said...

Can get a loan for schoolfees? stillwendy2@gmail.com

Anonymous said...

Ok.. prettycinklassic@yahoo.com

Unknown said...

Interesting gist4nonye@yahoo.com

Unknown said...

Uhmm na only Niger u go the see Salary wahala.....cuz of greed......lizzyyajir@gmail.com

Unknown said...

a.k.a EDWIN CHINEDU AZUBUKO said...
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Eddreamzdreamer@gmail.com
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***CURRENTLY IN JUPITER***

Unknown said...

Hmmmmm....wecome development
1St to comment
samuel.spicy@gmail.com

francisokoli76@yahoo.com said...

Dats g8

Bella said...

Ok.

Anonymous said...

That will help a lot. But why only lagos? benotekcomputers@gmail.com

Anonymous said...

GOOD, very good.. #anthoniaclaret@gmail.com

Unknown said...

SOMETYMS DEY WILL NOT EVEN PAY COMPLETE

Anonymous said...

Kudos to you guys at Zedvance. You are doing a great job. Keep it up.

Anonymous said...

Kizzy9159@gmail.com

Unknown said...

Nice gist4nonye@yahoo.com

geraldpoino90 said...

This ed dreamz boy u are boring me on this block big time, cos 2day it's giveaway ya just commenting more than 5 tyms on all d post,pls get a book and read or better still take a nap

beauty said...

Ok. Beautymadu90@gmail.com

Anonymous said...

To give loan no hard, na to collect wahala dey o. I wish them luck. Many have come and gone

Unknown said...

a.k.a EDWIN CHINEDU AZUBUKO said...
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Thats nice Eddreamzdreamer@gmail.com
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***CURRENTLY IN JUPITER***

Unknown said...

a.k.a EDWIN CHINEDU AZUBUKO said...
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Thats nice Eddreamzdreamer@gmail.com
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***CURRENTLY IN JUPITER***

Unknown said...

a.k.a EDWIN CHINEDU AZUBUKO said...
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Thats nice Eddreamzdreamer@gmail.com
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***CURRENTLY IN JUPITER***

Unknown said...

a.k.a EDWIN CHINEDU AZUBUKO said...
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Thats nice Eddreamzdreamer@gmail.com
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***CURRENTLY IN JUPITER***

Unknown said...

a.k.a EDWIN CHINEDU AZUBUKO said...
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Thats nice Eddreamzdreamer@gmail.com
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***CURRENTLY IN JUPITER***

Queen Eliza. said...

Onuigwei@gmail.com

Anonymous said...

Okay o...arikeomobolanle@yahoo.com

Anonymous said...

Yetaygel@gmail.com

Anonymous said...

Me too dey like awoof
Justmenneka@yahoo.com

Anonymous said...

There is alwz a hidden catch
Chezndy@yahoo.com

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