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Monday, 29 September 2014

Zedvance Limited - Solving the woes of salary earners

This wasn’t just your normal day. On normal day, you would be in your office struggling through your pile of work, planning your lunch break or figuring out how you would make your way home at the close of work. You would be doing what normal working class people do on a normal work day.

Except this wasn’t! You get a call around noon telling you to come all the way down to the hospital, You see, it happened when your spouse, your sibling, your friend was making their way to or from work (it doesn’t matter in this case, does it?) what matters was what the doctor was telling you,
‘Appendicitis? Hernia?,’ it doesn’t really matter.

 It’s a simple procedure your see said the doctor, in 30 minutes we will be done, little or no complications, the doctor reassured you.

The clockwork in your head turns. Why didn’t they take her to a General Hospital, you say? Oh, ‘strike’, you nod. Vexed. Where you come from surgical procedures always mean money. In this case, no difference – It’s 400 thousand naira the doctor says.
You see the doctor looking at you; surely a man of your age must have money somewhere. You’re pissed already. You don’t have the money;you had just paid school fees, bought a car, and settled your nagging friend and it’s still the start of the month. Why didn’t this happen at the end of the month, you ask.

It still doesn’t matter; the money has to be paid.

You pick up your phone to speak to your account officer, he’s a really nice guy, and at least that’s how he sounds every time he comes to meet you to make a deposit.
I’m sorry, he says. It takes a week to process and he is not sure they will approve eventually. You will need collateral and a guarantor. But the surgery has to be done today!
I’m sorry, he says. You hang up.
 The doctor calls you. You don’t pick up.
You call your friend, he doesn’t pick up. Its 3pm.
Your account officer calls you back. He had been in a similar situation, he says. He couldn’t get a loan from the bank too. He called ZEDVANCE LIMITED he says. They lent him money in hours!
Your banker couldn’t get a loan from the bank; he had to go to ZEDVANCE LIMITED. Just picture that.

It might be a surgery, it might also not be your spouse or sibling, and it could be you needing a quick cash loan to fulfill various obligations – make a down payment for that flat you want to rent, pay your children’s school fees, repair your vehicle, and make that vacation abroad or just about any other thing.
Call ZEDVANCE LIMITED today for that Quick Cash loan, with no collateral and little preconditions; be a salary earner, live in Lagos, have an active salary account and a pension account.
That’s all!
To book your loan now you can call any of the numbers listed below
Mercy on 08165382545
Bunmi on 07034469546
Ogugua on 08186445306
Chuks on 08131188640
 Alternatively you can try any of these numbers: 01-2121527 or 01-2121529
Or you can head over to our website on www.zedvance.com to apply or visit our office at 859, Bishop Aboyade Cole, Victoria Island, Lagos.

242 comments:

  1. Okay. Still still first to comment. Paultheballerno1@yahoo.com

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  2. Good idea..Hmconcept2000@gmail.com

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  3. Ok naah. Beautymadu90@gmail.com

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  4. eseleborfaith@gmail.com29 September 2014 at 09:27

    Wat of d one for students na?hpe its nt a scam o?

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  5. Ok let see Eongrillz@gmail.com

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  6. I hear you.!
    odumchizitere@yahoo.com

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  7. Nice one! But don't need a loan sha, hypedk@yahoo.com

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  8. Hmmn (ebubsababa@gmail. com)

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  9. nice...sdyney4all@yahoo.com

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  10. Heard! (Princessdessy20@yahoo.com)

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  11. Dis z so kul.... m_kool219@rocketmail.com

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  12. Ookay seen.....lizzyyajir@gmail.com

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  13. okay (ebubsababa@gmail.com)

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  14. hope they will be true to their guidlines (emmanuelokhimamhe@gmail.com)

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  15. non salary earners nko?

    ourniyi_706@yahoo.com

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  16. Lupady4u@yahoo.com

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  17. Good duh .kennyiyke1@gmail.com

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  18. Is good to live life within your income..if u hv to take loan, then let it be in good terms & conditions that suit u.... I think zedvance is a good choice...

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  19. noted. Badguy39@nokiamail.com

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  20. It's a really nice innovation, but I hope the interest rate is inviting the loan in no-time seems

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  21. This information sound nice keep it up

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  22. Nice one

    Diamondchild4u2000@yahoo.com

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  23. Lupady4u@yahoo.com

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  24. nice one dey are trying; alest to help d poor masses out dere; onukwube5@gmail.com

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  25. Lupady4u@yahoo.com

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  26. Trendyiphie10@gmail.com

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  27. Lupady4u@yahoo.com

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  28. Wow!!! Seee advert.lol
    True story tho
    Obprime@gmail.com

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  29. Good
    Strategy for more money

    BORN TO SHINE!!!

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  30. Hmmm, what of those of us in Abuja? Zedvance, pls come to Abuja soon.isiaka208@gmail.com

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  31. Lupady4u@yahoo.com

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  32. I HOPE THIS IS REAL THE LEND OUT MONEY IN HOURS!!! It's gonna help we Lagosians @neeyeedramaqueen72@gmail.com

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  33. Nice concept

    Oladiti.atm@gmail.com

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  34. nice concept. smallseed131@yahoo.com

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  35. Ok, bt they re nt in edo state

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  36. hmmm.I don't trust dis pple o.anyway,its all gud........obimary16@gmail.com

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  37. am gonna win your money yay !!!!!

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  38. ololadetolulope@yahoo.com
    nice one

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  39. cool....can always take a loan whenever I need one ....atir4real@yahoo.com

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  40. I'll call the Chuks guy ...judithikwue@gmail.com

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  41. Abeg this write up don't get it. /gloriafines103@gmail.com

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  42. Not fair!!! Isn't he gonna pay back?

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  43. This should turn things around for some salary earners. Adehlove@gmail.com

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  44. That's very nice.. I just hope it's exactly the way you wrote it Linda. Because in Nigeria, we always convince people to come to us but when the people eventually come, you start seeing a different thing from what you were told earlier. I just hope this is for real. maxdon4real2000@gmail.com

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  45. This is a wonderful innovation.

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  46. Zedvance can solve problems sha.. tohraj@outlook.com

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  47. Nice information ajayibabajide6@gmail.com

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  48. A wonderful innovation if you ask me

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  49. I'll give it a try..lol.. Me wey me applicant shey..gladchinyere@gmail.com

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  50. Linda. No tym to read now, maybe lt8. I beta win dis ur mon. nkworld@yahoo.com

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  51. 1st too comment. Mikky4manu@yahoo.com

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  52. Owk o! gr8tchioma@gmail.com

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  53. Is this for real, are there no strings attached to it???

    lordemma4love50@yahoo.com

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  54. Isn't more or less Islamic banking....it cool tho...atleast....tubabairoko@gmail.com

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  55. Lindodo.u n dese articles Daniewas.gmail.com

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  56. Great one, 9ja go beta. njijnr@yahoo.com

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  57. Nice concept by Zedvance, but the bitter truth is that the people that get loans are people that already have some amount of money. The ones that don't have any money, and really need money to start a business, or to handle medical complications rarely get loans. It's all good though...it is the way the world works.



    Are You A One Minute Man?

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  58. Abeg all na wash igbo girl dashing pple moni for wia until i win i can't believe it.

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  59. Michaeldavid44@yahoo.com first to comment..... wetin consign me abeg need news on boko or the nudes

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  60. I know these people. They are true to their word. Looks like their rate is even the lowest in the market

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  61. If only they don't plan to kill someone with interest. Its nice Jemmygentle@gmail.com

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  62. hmmmm. This is a new one. stillwill8@yahoo.com

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  63. i know these people. Their rate is the lowest, and they are the best!!!

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  64. Nyc concept...Meecee93@gmail.com

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  65. gonna check the site out right away. pray it wat they say it is o. lol

    Yemyy4love@yahoo.com

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  66. WOW!!!. Zedvance thanks so much, I applied for loan and I was disbursed within 24 hours.... I must recommend people to you

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  67. I recently got loan from this guys and after 15mins of applying a staff came to my office to get my documents and just in an hour i got an alert in my account.
    They should be called 'Papapa Loan'Limited

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  68. Ok. Its well Okesimaa@gmail.com

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  69. Consumer loan at its best

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  70. Rachybee@gmail.com,oR,07062071116.

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  71. Yetaygel@gmail.com

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  72. Nice, mohammedaudu37@yahoo.com

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  73. WOW!!!. Zedvance thanks so much, I applied for loan and I was disbursed within 24 hours.... I must recommend people to you

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  74. Fr ur Dope wears contact me, customizing ur shirts or polo. bbm284E6913

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  75. Ok...pato2775@yahoo.com

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  76. this's really bad, how can someone work all day long at the end of the month no salary... naija un bad

    Johnthentic@gmail.com

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  77. folashade70@gmail.com

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  78. Is it that easy in 9ja ? This is as good as islamic banking, no string attached? Anyway a little preconditions attached in form of insurance premium periodical payment b4 you can be loaned

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  79. Cool, hope there are no hidden charges

    Patomon002@yahoo.com

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  80. 2 much of evrytin z bad

    chinor2gud@gmail.com

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  81. Nice. Donbibiesione@gmail.com

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  82. Honestly, these guys are the best in cash loan service in Lagos. Their interest rate is friendly and I was even able to pre-liquidate and ask for a top-up. If you need quick cash loan, Try them now o shikenna.

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  83. Honestly, these guys are the best in cash loan service in Lagos. Their interest rate is friendly and I was even able to pre-liquidate and ask for a top-up. If you need quick cash loan, Try them now o shikenna.

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  84. olisandep@yahoo.co.uk

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  85. Most of these loans with no strings attached are misleading offers. The strings are indeed more than a mile long....

    *Dr. Goodluck Ebele Jonathan for 2015*

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  86. Really?? This is good news (olabiwonnufemi@gmail.com)

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  87. Am not sure if dis d rite time .... Lekan1983@gmail.com

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  88. Pls does dis work, ama bit confused.

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  89. Trust me this works perfectly and you get earnest disbursement. I have tired them and the operations are seamless.

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  90. gentlelarry31@gmail.com29 September 2014 at 10:39

    We don hear!

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  91. quickkkkk loanssssss

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  92. convenient loanssssssssss

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  93. Gud one...For all you pp dat needs a loan.nikyylopez4real@yahoo.com

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  94. a.k.a EDWIN CHINEDU AZUBUKO said...
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    Eddreamzdreamer@gmail.com
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    ***CURRENTLY IN JUPITER***

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  95. Mojiade2002@gmail.com

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  96. Mojiade2002@gmail.com

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  97. if u ask me,,,taking loan is a trap...

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  98. austinomilano99@yahoo.com

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  112. austinomilano99@yahoo.com

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  113. austinomilano99@yahoo.com

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  114. seen(ebubsababa@gmail.com)

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  115. Little interest with no collateral!
    This is something!

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  116. Linda baby these ur omo cursor nahwah,abeg no be by force to buy omo,we don see am,change it plz.chidinma.okere2@gmail.com

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  117. tinuraji@yahoo.com29 September 2014 at 11:29

    good!!!!!!!!!!!!! but i hope this will work (tinuraji@yahoo.com

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  118. Is goodooo, chimmynene@yahoo.com

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  119. A Good alternative i guess
    (oj_segzy@hotmail.com)

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  120. They didn't say what the rate is na.. it will be twice ot three times tha banks lending rate.

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  121. i think if this happens to anyone after this ordeal it is better you get health insurance cover with this you have a debt free life. (tinuraji@yahoo.com)

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  122. Is a wow. Beautymadu90@gmail.com

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  123. Wat people go through to get loans really hard life

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  124. alright salary woes need to be solved.
    keem_001@yahoo.com

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  125. beemmaaa@gmail.com

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  126. i love you Linda toluswaggerlase@yahoo.com

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  127. The interest rate is too high!

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  128. interesting isaiahjilemoanh@gmail.com

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  129. Seen... Ovigs4u@gmail.com

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  130. I luv this oh...but Wat abt those in portharcourt...veno.brightheart@ymail.com

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  131. Bia Linda! Isn't it early for this kine joke? Ehn? So I will just call and tell them my woes and they will give me a loan to solve it? Dem for kukuma call themselves "Father Christmas Limited"... what's the catch abeg! be honest! No need for this mumbo jumbo scenario u are telling...it's to early o! Park well!!

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  132. Nice... onyi3667@gmail.com

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  133. Ma head is too busy to understand this
    akanimosunday2@gmail.com

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  134. Ok... nenemba2014@gmail.com

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  135. Kikejuwon@gmail.com

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  136. Aiit
    Kikejuwon@gmail.com

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  137. oh pls.......they forgot "Terms and conditions apply"

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  138. cool.....goin to check dem out

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  139. i just called one of the numbers oh !! this thing is for real sha chai .

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  140. Advert? Lol
    anyichieonyedika32@gmail.com

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  141. That sounds really good but i hope the interest rate is not killing?

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  142. Sylviagbo@gmail.co.

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  143. seyi oyedeleseyi5@gmail.com29 September 2014 at 14:26

    Hope this will get to the rural communities

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  144. Can get a loan for schoolfees? stillwendy2@gmail.com

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  145. Ok.. prettycinklassic@yahoo.com

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  146. Interesting gist4nonye@yahoo.com

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  147. Uhmm na only Niger u go the see Salary wahala.....cuz of greed......lizzyyajir@gmail.com

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  148. a.k.a EDWIN CHINEDU AZUBUKO said...
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    Eddreamzdreamer@gmail.com
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    ***CURRENTLY IN JUPITER***

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  149. Hmmmmm....wecome development
    1St to comment
    samuel.spicy@gmail.com

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  150. francisokoli76@yahoo.com29 September 2014 at 15:18

    Dats g8

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  151. That will help a lot. But why only lagos? benotekcomputers@gmail.com

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  152. GOOD, very good.. #anthoniaclaret@gmail.com

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  153. SOMETYMS DEY WILL NOT EVEN PAY COMPLETE

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  154. Kudos to you guys at Zedvance. You are doing a great job. Keep it up.

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  155. Kizzy9159@gmail.com

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  156. This ed dreamz boy u are boring me on this block big time, cos 2day it's giveaway ya just commenting more than 5 tyms on all d post,pls get a book and read or better still take a nap

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  157. To give loan no hard, na to collect wahala dey o. I wish them luck. Many have come and gone

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  158. a.k.a EDWIN CHINEDU AZUBUKO said...
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    Thats nice Eddreamzdreamer@gmail.com
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  159. a.k.a EDWIN CHINEDU AZUBUKO said...
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    Thats nice Eddreamzdreamer@gmail.com
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  160. a.k.a EDWIN CHINEDU AZUBUKO said...
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    Thats nice Eddreamzdreamer@gmail.com
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  161. a.k.a EDWIN CHINEDU AZUBUKO said...
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    Thats nice Eddreamzdreamer@gmail.com
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  162. a.k.a EDWIN CHINEDU AZUBUKO said...
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    Thats nice Eddreamzdreamer@gmail.com
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  163. Onuigwei@gmail.com

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  164. Okay o...arikeomobolanle@yahoo.com

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  165. Yetaygel@gmail.com

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  166. Me too dey like awoof
    Justmenneka@yahoo.com

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  167. There is alwz a hidden catch
    Chezndy@yahoo.com

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