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Wednesday, 11 December 2013

Photo of the day

It's not that serious na, mr Policeman. Lol

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Anonymous said...

Police A̶̲̥̅̊n̶̲̥̅̊d their wahala

BONARIO NNAGS said...

Loooolz as if his life depends on it.

~BONARIO~says so via NOKIA3310

Atobatele said...

Lmao. Naija policemen is now an object of mockery. Its more serious than u think Linda...He needs to meet his target

Amy Nwa Nma said...

Wahala D̶̲̥̅̊ε̲̣̣̣̥γ̲̣̣?! Omo seeee danger

Anonymous said...

Lmao.. Linda where do u get this tings from? Hehehehe... Still hanging on hope 0137589785 gtbank. Amen

Drunken Dubai Babe said...

Bloody thieves!!!!!!! That's how the fool would fall to his death. Oshi o da
Shio

Skido Okoli Amobi said...

All this hollywood because of roja

Oshlan said...

Awkwardly funny...#fullstop

OSEYI said...

LOL, Nigerian Police, when them go upgrade pass this agbero style?

nnenna oti said...

hahahahahah vry funny

fase oluwafunmilayo said...

Lolzzz... Useless police.... Awon were!

Eugenia Ekeji said...

Nigerian Police? Funny dudes. They can act anything 4 money.

"神爱我" said...

Abeg make d man do his job oo.....LMAO!!!!

mr kelly texas said...

hahaha police jacky chain knw dollin

Anonymous said...

nawa o, this is decadence and corruption in high places.

Eugenia Ekeji said...

Nigerian Police? Funny dudes. They can act anything 4 money.

Eugenia Ekeji said...

Nigerian Police? Funny dudes. They can act anything 4 money.

anita olanma said...

Dis how most of dem behave nd might end up getin injured.I read a jist on "lazy write's"blog dis morning of hw a truck kiled a lastMa official if am nt mistaken......Gold

emjay said...

aunty linda, d mata na cwios one o.....onto #50 ma ni.....naijapolice,lolllls.

nana said...

mcheeeew...yeye ple

THATIGBOBABE said...

Buhahahhahah...Naija police

Benzino98 said...

Police go hustle dieee chaiiiiii.lolzzz

Cute G said...

Haba this is old na!Naija police is always on d go!

Anonymous said...

nawa for this Policeman o

Cute G said...

Haba this is old na!Naija police is always on d go!

Tope Fatunmbi said...

So shameful.

Anonymous said...

LMAOOOOO this blog tho

Franklin Onyejaju said...

Lolz,,,,,na wa oooooo,naija ninjas alwayz reppinG


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Tope Fatunmbi said...

So shameful.

Anonymous said...

Pity!
~D great anonymous!

Igor said...

That is how they cause accidents and traffic jams,all in the name of stop and search.

ONYX GODWIN said...

na white aka 5onaira e 1 collect sooo....smh..

Mz Mimi Lee said...

LMAO,,,, Nigerian police wil nvr stop Amazing me,,,hahahahaah

Chukwuka Anwuli said...

It's xmas period,d policeman needs money seriously lol

Anonymous said...

Linda, why are you saying 'it is not serious'? Xmas is few days away and you want the 'man' not to deliver to both his principal and pocket? Haba Linda!

Anonymous said...

Lmao...ds is d height of corruption in nigeria

Iyke Sunday said...

If this ode fall hit head for ground na linda go update say policeman killed by tanker driver...mumu dem

baalati said...

This is quite embarrasin..NPF needs to be re structured

Apple said...

That is Nigerian police for you, always embarrassing themselves and the country. Mtcheew.

Loman Raymond said...

Nah by force...

success igbinoba said...

Na watin na so d matter come serious say u non fit wait make d driver stop for u

onuora okonji said...

how much does he want to collect...#Na person PAPA be that ooh# SMH

bonita bislam said...

Lmao d police man no wan hear o

Tiana said...

Seen, sure rings a bell

Anonymous said...

Maybe he's a stunt man in a Nollywood movie. Any other reason why he would this would be too crazy!

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Anonymous said...

Lol nigeria a crazy country police d most hungry people I have Eva seen in nigeria

Anonymous said...

Lol nigeria a crazy country police d most hungry people I have Eva seen in nigeria

Ezekiel Akinbo said...

when the truck driver sef no wan gree drop raba nko. no dulling for lagos. oga police no come Lagos come count building

merit micheal said...

Lwkmd! The police man is not smmiling at all.

OSINANL said...

The idiot wan kill himself because of N50...

ebere said...

Hahahaha, linda this cracked me up
Really funny

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lizzy said...

That's how cheap and stupid our nigeria police can be. Mtchheeeww

Anonymous said...

All these foolish nd greedy police men always collecting money... I hope he gets down from that truck alive. *CHIZZY*

Anonymous said...

Naija police sha...guess he was asking for a bribe

Loris

oladele mayowa said...

Lmao!

oladele mayowa said...

Lmao!

adesanya oluwaseun said...

Policeman turn wrestler

adeniyi opemipo said...

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neky benson said...

9ja I hail una shaaaaa lol bt wait oooO if sai him fall nko

Anonymous said...

Hmmmm just because of 20 naira.

Anonymous said...

Naija police no dey dull cos wife an chidren dey house no le le tp9 sammy

chinnybest said...

hahaha linda ur funny oo.njia policemen will nt stop amusing me .

Isaac Olanrewaju said...

Lol, Oga olopa. because of just 20 naira fa. kai!
From ZICO the guy that needs the 100k

Anonymous said...

person papa hehehihihihi he should nt fall o

Samson Dimka said...

Wht's d meaning of all this nonsense? Most of 9ja's uniform men need serious orientation. May GOD help us all..

Anonymous said...

Old pix

hilary obiorah said...

It is that serious oh! He is looking for daily bread oh!

Anonymous said...

Linda pls dnt 4get me 08128044342,evn if its 50k inshort 20k it wud do alot 4 i n my son

Agunbiade victor said...

Hahahaha. Wetin na? It av well o

Charles Onyebuchi said...

SMH for Naija police. Jst becos the Truck driver no gree settle. Lol

Anike said...

.......U must give me dat 20naira

likisB said...

Dis shows dat NPF re working,lols.

MUSTY- mustapha said...

Naija police are retards!!! trust me.

kadybia said...

Hahahaha.........its a do or die affair.....#20 roger.......can they ever change?

switchloe said...

wats dis,lolz...linda u can call it aanytin, disturbance, beg beg buh i wont stp askin. Pls i beg u in d name of God, evn dou its 50k i'll remain grateful

baby4real said...

Its an old occurence biko!

applelipx said...

AND THEY JST NEVA CEASE TO SUPRISE U

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YMCMB said...

LOL

Ty said...

omo!!!!! see Gobe *mouthopened

Goldfish said...

James Bond.ℓoℓ

Oge Mary said...

Dats Nigeria Police man for u oooo N20.00 to N100.00 lol

brina said...

Hehehe!!lmao...lindodo..to the policeman its very serious...oooo...buaaaaaaaah! Rotfl

Anonymous said...

This is serious!!!

Dprecious said...

O gaaaa ju!!! Nigeria police..,

Emi Bank said...

What is he doing, his gon get himself killed.

Damola said...

Lmao....wen dey will not answer him.....the violent taketh it by force!

Rough Diamond said...

Mtchew!!!! Na person papa be dis o! Namsense!

Anonymous said...

LmAo #Roselle

Anonymous said...

he dey find bribe

Anonymous said...

this man sure knows d importance of christmos i av got 2 start my hustle nowwwww i am still lookin 2 know d meanin of garri in hebrew #WESTINO#

Anonymous said...

December don com. U must roger

Anonymous said...

Just because of N100 wey dem go give am, he dey risk his life. Shame *ThatFunctionGuy*

Anonymous said...

hahaha na you talk ooo.......thats his lunch running away

Anonymous said...

This big risk na becos of 50 naira oo! Bribe dey sweet them pass their main salary

dee said...

lol behold ma country Nigeria.. dis guy is way ova it

halliday said...

Policeman bec of #50 if u fall down die nkor??? Lind how are u nd ur bori?Merry christmas to u nd ur househld in adv ohh!!!

Vickie Due said...

That is Nigerian police for...at ist I didn't believe all dis till I saw it........damn,its so painful nd they are not making any effort to change xo bad.

Anonymous said...

Police nd moni....kia. Lol.... Pookypie

UGLY BOY said...

Oloriburuku,if he falls frm dia now,AIT and co go say na hit and run drunk driver#ntn consine me#

Nelson Dike said...

lo his egunje must not go na Linda,The man must collect his share.

pavour said...

Police u wan die...make god help u dat driver no throwway u inside guitar

Nelson Dike said...

lol the man must not allow his egunje to go uncollected na Linda

NELLY UZONNA said...

Lolzzzzz!

Lepa shandy said...

Nigerian police suck

Anonymous said...

E pain am ni... Lol

Anonymous said...

Over-zealousness for bribe*lwkmd*

Anonymous said...

Hehe! Yeye man! Wen u go fall dere die, naija no send u ooh! U wont be missed!

Lanceslot Alanza said...

Na wa oo.... Na leg him wan take collect the #20?

Anonymous said...

he has committed more crime than the driver of that truck.

Anonymous said...

Foolish man, that is how they cause accident. I wonder what they teach them at the academy.

Swaggs isimemen said...

Those re d police men dat's making drivers 2 lose contro on d rod of which is very very bad...

Swaggs isimemen said...

Those re d police men dat's making drivers 2 lose contro on d rod of which is very very bad...

Swaggs isimemen said...

Those re d police men dat's making drivers 2 lose contro on d rod of which is very very bad...

Swaggs isimemen said...

Those re d police men dat's making drivers 2 lose contro on d rod of which is very very bad...

Swaggs isimemen said...

Those re d police men dat's making drivers 2 lose contro on d rod of which is very very bad...

One Gud Chick said...

Dis one na mad man oo I swear oti ya were! Buhahahahaha

Anonymous said...

lida give the throat guy money agegi no dey oooo lol

kelie Agbogidi said...

What is dis one now? If he falls and hurts himself its the tank driver they'll blame

lydia said...

Lol, to him it's serious o linda

Anonymous said...

Crazy Nigeria police. Rubbish

Princess Charming said...

Lol... Choi

bravest hrt said...

Lol

Anonymous said...

Egunje. Police is ur friend. Hehehee 'sergio Frankie'

bobby jude maxwell said...

Hahahaha omor see gobe! #doctorbobby

Anonymous said...

Lmao...wat d hell is he tryn 'a do

Noble said...

Linda, if you have not picked the persons to give money to, apart from the N100k to Bonario.
Here is my suggestion on how to share the N900K.
Now the first 18 libers to answer the following questions currently should be given N50k each.
Question 1: Who is the “Mr. Present sir” of Nigeria red carpet?
Question 2: Who is MTN (everywhere you go) of Nigeria red carpet?
Question 3: Who is the “Princess Fiona” of Nigeria red carpet?
Libers abeg make una clap for me, e no easy at all.................kpa kpa, kpa kpa kpa! Again.
Lindodo thank me later.

Sane Mind said...

Chei,,see hussle,,what if this officer fall down and when will these officers stop disgracing our force,,imagine climbing a moving trailer,how is he better than an 'agbero'

Linda's Fan said...

Desperate things!
mtcheew........

KayDiaries said...

Aha! Shame....

njideka nkem said...

Shameless force

Anonymous said...

Oga olopa!!

BeautifulHeart said...

Yeye police.
For your mind now you don turn to James Bond. Grade 1 thieves. Rubbish

Anonymous said...

9jaaaaa na wa

maryam said...

I just laugh,don't even know what to say

Anonymous said...

Lol. Ify

Anonymous said...

Lol. *Debbie Chelsea*

Anonymous said...

Lol en no go pass 50 bucks weh en wan take there

#didi

Uche Cee said...

Smh 9ja police wld neva change

morsi said...

I must collect My rite by fire by force!!!

mikkiwayng@yahoo.com said...

Moving Truck..through the same window an arm robbery would wanna pass, the police is using the same route. what an Irony.......Niaja sef

zoe said...

Nigeria Police will always amaze me...Cox of egunje. Lmao

Anonymous said...

Nigerian police ar fucked up. Because of peanut money. Shame on them.

jenny said...

Hehehe naija police will not kill me

Anonymous said...

Hahahahaha this police man serious for d 100naria bribe.

chukwuocha joshua said...

just for N50........

Anonymous said...

Naija police!!!! They can never change

Abare Nelly said...

Hahahahaha
Hehehehehe
Hihihihihihi
Hohohohoho
Huhuhuhuhu
*rolls on d floor laffing,hits head on d wall,starts again*
Nigerian police nor go killi me

Christianah Job said...

LMAO oooooooo. Mr Olopa on a suicide mission

pwitie B said...

Linda wetin b ur own wit police people leav dem alone na.....hehehehehehehe

Anonymous said...

Dats why d die like chicken,.....mtcheww

Hopefulhope said...

I fit'nt can't laugh oohh...choi! see what roger has caused.

Hopefulhope said...

I fit'nt can't laugh oohh...choi! see what roger has caused.

Anonymous said...

Naija police ar useless and indple wetin be dis again mak he army robber or boko haram now u go see him der.

Anonymous said...

That is why most of dem put nails by der mirror handle,lol

dhobiz said...

I must collect my #50

Anonymous said...

This is an old story or did it happen again.Naija, I hail oO!

Anonymous said...

if u die in active service naa only 1000000. it cannot buy land in lekki.

Anonymous said...

hehe, na only for naija this kind thing dey happen.if the truck hit am now na another story

hannah oyindamola said...

U wan kill urself bcos of egunje

Edwin Akwudolu said...

Typical of Nigeria, I told you that most Nigerians, both learned and unlearned have element of agberoism in them

Edwin Akwudolu said...

Typical of Nigeria, I told you that most Nigerians, both learned and unlearned have element of agberoism in them

hannah oyindamola said...

Mumu foolishman

@peaciy said...

Police always fooling themselves....all that hustle just for #200 mtcheeeew

Anonymous said...

Did he want to kill him self. Nonsense

Olufemi Omoz-Oarhe said...

Desperados and criminals

olubukola luro said...

police man; you must pay that #20 today
truck driver; kai oga me no get am por #20
police man; then i will show u humams descended from monkeys he he he

Anonymous said...

You are a disgrace to ds nation and ur family all bcos of money u wan kill yourself oloosi jatijati

Anonymous said...

Na wa for niaja police, any way who is at fault now until we hear them. Waiting to hear their case at ..................... "De J.M.C"

Anonymous said...

Lmao.........biko am outta here.........SKITTISH...........

Anonymous said...

I think tis pixs is photoshopd..look at his legs,were re they restin..

ojo adetayo said...

oga police o, wetin be dis e, u just dey stress me, u dey vex me

Luciblings said...

Laugh wan kill me ooo Lindisco!

Olaleye Adisa said...

Oga police waiting be dis? 9ja police with different drama, I wonder watin dis man go collect wey go pass 100naira. See how hin want kill him self.

Gerald Nwokoro said...

The Nigerian police have an issue with conducting them selves properly. They lack principles.

janelicious said...

Oga police nah weitin be dis

MlleP said...

LOL...I just cant stop laughing! I think this is the craziest pic av seen in a while

Anonymous said...

Na bribe him dey pursue like dis?dis driver ur own don finish,ur offence go pass person wey thief,

Bally said...

Lol

Anonymous said...

Lols.d policeman won chop christmas chicken by fire by force.

winipreye said...

chai c as dis policeman dai find death, u want to die cos of 50naira bribe

Anonymous said...

abeg laugh wan kill see how dis man wan kill his self for de seek of moni de root of all evil

Precious Chris said...

Oga Police, na risk u dey take so! u wan kill urself bcox of egunje?

SiSi Eko said...

How can someone that is certified or accorded to be sane behave in this barbaric manner just for small peanut? No value for life! Poverty is a Curse and ignorance a death sentence!

jeneviv Emma said...

Police ar ur frnd,giv him 50 naira..lol

Anonymous said...

Which kind of offence will warrant his climbing like a monkey and risking hs life? If he happens to fall down there and the tanker crushes the living daylight out of his life, d go come lock d man for nonsense. Thats y most of dem put all those sharp looking things by their mirrors to prevent such things. He is even lucky the motorboy no push am down sef.

Shyla

HATERS-SLAYER said...

go take several back seat.

Teemah Salau said...

3-|º°˚˚˚ºmtcheeeew!!! . .
_\\_!! Dey wunt do wa dey r supposed to do o

Anonymous said...

Nawao, which kind of insult be dis one naa, oga police u want to dat driver for trouble abi, if u wan die go die for ur house o

SUPERVISOR said...

Ole! Barawo banza ni!

NennyD said...

Just because of 20naira? Nawa oooo for Nigerian police.....shame don commot for their eye...

Anonymous said...

True talk anon 1:51pm....nobody send am!

Anonymous said...

U go get d money no worry. Cos of 100k u won't do any other thing with ur life than to comment on every post. If u're such a great fan, why wasn't it so last week or better still, last month. Mtcheeew

Anonymous said...

okay, this is the funniest blog ever in Nigeria

Oshlan said...

Nawa o...bribe sha... must not go ooooo

sallysmart said...

Lmao! Oga olopa abeg sir! Dis isn't funny @ all

chinnybest said...

linda i can't find my comment.what's happening mttchew

Chemzy said...

Chai!!shey govt no dey dz pple agn ni? E no fit wait if 2 say armed robbers or boko haram,nawa 4 u ooo

jummai michael said...

I dey tell u!! Mcheewwwwwwwww

Renney said...

Lmfao...jez for 20box

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