This story appeared in Daily sun today. 5 goats were arrested yesterday at Dele-Yesa area in
Osogbo, the Osun State capital by officials of the state Waste
Management Agency (OWMA) for allegedly violating environmental laws. The
state Coordinator of the agency, Mr. Henry Ogunbanwo said the goats
would be charged to court by the agency and would be prosecuted in
accordance with the laws guiding environmental protection in the state. Ogunbanwo disclosed that the five goats arrested were detained at the
office of the agency in Osogbo from where they would be taken to court
for prosecution.
Please go back and read that story again. Are these people alright?
133 comments:
Lol,this osun people are just clowns
abeg i no fit laff ohhhhh
laff won kill me for hear
wo ni bi shey mo... dancing alikon for niaja govt.... LMAO
Linda this people are not alright o. Na only animals dem sabi arrest. naija sha.
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FUNNIEST STORY OF 2013!!!
The goats will serve their term in the judge's pot this weekend ;)
Naija una too much, coffee wey i dey drink hia comot my nose as i see dis
Crazy Fellows
this GOATS must face the highest penalty.... death by ASUNing.....lol
height of joblessness
Practical delusion. Funny though!
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nawa o! wetin persin no go see for naija
I'm afraid not...they going nuts!!
Honestly these people are sick, chai, naija.
This is insane
Prosecuted then summarily " executed" ...and the copses will be disposed of in bowls of peppersoup abi?
And Festus Keyamo will be appearing for the defense.
Rubbish, jobless people
Mehn, see true definition of joblessness. And what happens if the goats are convicted?
Tinubu comrades( co tyrant)at work tho I think aragbesola is working tho but they need deliverance or uppercut in the ass #maddingcrush
Some Nigerians can be jobless sha. So they are tired of making money money from humans its now animals. Lol.
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There is nothing we will not hear in this country. Obviously some people in that agency need psychiatric evaluation
I doubt if they are alright.
Such absurdities no longer surprise me o....dis we country too much
HaaahAaaaaaaaaa linda don kill me ooooo. Can,t stp laughing. Dis can,t be real.
hahaha... yekparikpa! i couldn't help but come on this one. misplaced priorities of our supposed leaders. mtschewww
Lol
LWKMD ooooooooooo! chei!
Really weird news!!!
OMG!!! What kind of a place are we in? The people who did things what prosecuting, no one notices o. Psychos!
Lol,naija peeps and goat wetin be difference,both stubborn..lolz #kidding#
Hahaha, goats here by jst be a "metaphor" o. Cos i dnt tink such a ting is possible yet. Very funny tho
Osun state is into a whole lot! Smh
They are not alriit.. At all.
Loriipapa
Hilarious! They just want free goat meat joor.
Lol Goat don turn to human being,Na wa for dis people self notin person no go see n hear for dis our country o
Goats justice by the he-goats OWMA who arrested them!
Hope they can defend themselves.....BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHH!
ESI-EWU!!!
LMAOOO...jeez diz z f*****g ridiculous....I can juz imagine...so hu'll b dia lawyer or hu'll b dia defendant...I wida 4 dz ppl sha..
MizzMac
hahahahahaha.... this is the most hilarious story i have heard and read this year. who are they decieving? i know say them go kill am and share amongs themselves
Looool...they are not alright .
Lin
another shame action from Nigeria
Looooooooool ASUNing aswell .
YOU WEY PUT AM 4 UR BLOG NKO??? LOL
lolz... dem no get work
dey don dey madT
Dis is definitely not a new one , a man in my street arrested a goat last year for destroying his flowers , I was even d 1 who chased and caught the goat before the man called the police station and handed the goat over to the police ..
The magistrate na billy goat na,
Very obvious they are not alright & come to think of it it's high time we should ask you(Linda) if you are alright too? Hahahahahahah I don't see why you should post this to us
I am afriad of this country. This is very scary and insane
Linda is that a question?Of course d aint alright what do u expect from the sub-ordinates when the Governor is about to introduce and make complusory Ifa studies,Their Hon in his late 40's is abt to marrry a 22 abi 23year old gal who happens to be their beauty queen unfortunately and she has the nerves to tell us she's in love,Jst what do u xpect,The state has gone gaga
MEAAA!!!MEAAAAA!!!!! (BLEATING)AM INNOCENT!!!!!!!!! (BLEATING)...... ABI HOW D GOATS FIT PLEAD IF THEY CHARGE DEM GO COURT? WETIN I NO GO SEE FOR THIS COUNTRY
Linda kai! How did u make this so real....they can't be that mad nah!LWKMD ooooooo
Der not crazy here, animals are been charge when dey voilate D law is normall afteral someone owns dat goat coursing nusance.
Sounds totally absurd! really, are they alright? well except if the arresters know they are humans in goat skin at the time of arrest.
/witchcraftthings/
I swear dey r sick in d head sef
Shee pastor Enoch adeboye in his 2013 preditions said dat there would be lots of suprises in d year,e don start be dat o.maybe when d goats r found guity,theyl be killed nd roasted for prison innmates to bury in their stomaches .lol
Way dem 4 talk say peppersoup dey hungry dem!! T.
Omg! This got me laffing!srzly? Wtf.. And a lawyer would be representing they goats.. And they goats would give account and reasons for going against environmental laws
Trust me,our leaders are going insane now... We need an intervention Asap
Animal rights activist pls do sometin fast b4 d goatz ar chargd 2 a sharia court,guez d goats av mallam beardz and u can imagine wat deir sharia sentence wil b
Pls dnt bring my uncle into dis cray matter biko.
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There will b a goat language translator in court. U people that are quick to condemn tru justice being carried out in court will see true wonders I tell u. Nothing good is impossible. Guguru and ekpa munchers your moment is here. Cooooooouuuuuuurrrrttt!
Lmao, but seriously there are plenty goats in osun n its very irritating ....but this is stupid
Loolz my broda u share ma sentiments. Misplaced priority.
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Since wen did goats turn to humans??? Lwsmbd
LAL!!!!
*lol* naija sha!!!
Lol.... They will end in an officials pot for sure!
Wounders shall never end,naija I hail o
Linda, my fiancee is a lawyer & she wants this case! Somebody has to defend d fundamental goat rights of Naija goats!
Still can't stop laffin, and administration dat wants to introduce "ifa" as a course... Wow... Height of idleness...this guys r dry outta ideas ... Still laffin
Hahahaha I no fit finish d Laff ooo...arresting goat ke...notin wey no go happen 4 dis nija ooo..
This is pure madness
Good. I'd like to see the goats appear in court and hopefully get booked.
I have my fire wood, pot, salt and pepper ready. man got chop at the end of this matter.
meanwhile, have them ready some extra rooms in the jail, for the idiots wasting the tax payers money with this foolishness. They all need to be sentenced too
ok then
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I think ogbeni rauf is gradually losing it.yesterday it was ifa in school curriculum,today it's goats' arrest.abeg make una go examine dis guy's sanity o...
go and read the story very well, they are not ordinary goat.hmmmmmm NKAN BE TINZ
Hahahhaha....pls I ve prison in my house...I'll wld gladly help dem out incase dey nid sumwer 2 serve deir term..lwkm
Good Job, Thumbs up.........Justice must be done if these goats are found guilty.
LMAO.....
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Idiotic fools... Nxt pls
This is just d height of insanity in Naija
Lobatan! Set of mumu pipo..
They sued d goats or d owner of d goats?...deyv gone nuts!!! MO
linda perhaps...they mean 5 human goats,cos dem plenty 4 government!
LMAO.........Justice must be seen to be done for these goats. I hope the arresting officers/agents read them their rights.
Definitely not!
Otondo! They have started again this 2013...
Infact I have been bored today but dis story has made my day....Roflmao..!!TAnx linda.
@arrest goat?it has to be a joke!
This ismadness
i hereby sentence you.... mr bankole Hegoat to death by pepper soup and madam clara she goat to death by asun..all riiise
Olodos! That's what U̶̲̥̅̊ all are. Cos they said goats doesn't mean that they are real goats(animals). I'm sure they mean humans(scape goat) dnt just jump into conclusion and start laughing out loud
Nothing do dem my sista. They simply had to justify their pay. And after the judgment? Pepper-soup go shelle!
MONUMENTAL STUPIDITY!!! SMH
Shurrup Ethan which uncle? Thief
Anonymous jan 9 5:54pm, u re d real scape goat here, go and read the Daily sun newspaper and stop feeling like a smart fool
This is obviously an example of illiteracy...wonder who's to blame, the school system?
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The environmental agency is right. Animals can be arrested for wandering, nuisance, trespass, loitering e.t.c under the Nigerian Law... see the LFN for reference. Under such circumstance, the owner(s) would have to show up in court for defense either in person or via an attorney.
I hope dey will get a lawyer to represent d goat. Lol. Naija dey bam
I hope dey will get a lawyer to represent d goat. Lol. Naija dey bam
Lolz osun people are funny
Maaaadt man.... Lol
There is no type of news you won't hear in dis country... I think they all have fever and need to be properly checked.
LSHIFOMUALIG.... laffing so hadr i fell off my unicorn and landed in glitters... :))
So my question to the silly folks planning to prosecute the goats is, are they going to call the goats to testify in their own defene? Naija never ceases to amaze me I tell you!
So if d owners no show up to defend d goats,wetin go happen to d goats? And ow person won take defend goat sef? My lord,d gotten been commot go visit him girlfrend or go visit him grandma?me I no gt anytin against dem arresting d goats,dem for jeje go use am do faji,who go challange dem?dis one na anoda method dem de use to distract we from wetin de happen for dem state.
Isiewu/pepper soup tins lmao!!
I can't help laughing off this story . Comedy from an unusual quarters . .. What will the goats say in court ?. . Who will be proud to stand as their lawyer ? A clown I guess
Can't stop laughing.
Kimberly
what are their offences?
I remember when a woman in my neighborhood in akute arrested another neighbours goat because it was always eating her flowers. She did that to warn the owner of the goat, bur we all thot it was sick
Ogunbanwo and co. wan chop New Year goat meat.
Ok..this governor needs some serious prayers..with emphasis on 'serious'
if goats could be arrested and charged den i hope dey (goats) wud av fair hearin and lawers too to speak for dem... And i wonder aw d goats wud b able to discusse wit dia lawyers abt dia stand cos dey may plead not guilty... lol
dis is serious o
O boy eeeeeeh! Hmmmm.
I'm ashamed, I'm from Oshun State. *covering my face*
hahahahaaaaaa....i cant stop laughing! LOLOLOLOLLLLLL....thanks for making my day! God bless you Linda.
anonymous 6.30pm: u must be one of the goats bcos you dont have sense in that ur big dehorned head....go and read again u monkey! they arrested your cousins and are charging them (the goats) to court. Now leave the cybercafe, n Go and bail them You fool!
If you visit Osun state and behave like your normal goat self, we will arrest you.
You have been warned.
This is rrdiculus ooo....
Loooooolllllllizzzzezeilllessssssssssssssssssssssss
Just eat the damn goat.
Anonymous 12:25am, I guess are daft and ignorant of even your local laws. What is there to read again? Could the right-up be making reference to humans as goat? I'm so sure u got some goat brains in your large shapeless skull....go brace your laws and know your left from your right before display your ignorance public.
ROTFLMAO....This can't be real...I refuse to believe it....Arresting a goat??
I swear my people never cease to amazing me.
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Which tribe which tribe......hahaaa!!
Just joking sha, but which offense they wan try the goat for na, if na for messing up the street, madmen does that too and should be arrested first.
Mekus.
hahahahahaha see me see trouble oh chei
Hope they will be given a fair trial. The prosecuting counsel must learn d goat language for a fair trial. Lol kamal
I smell hunger
Only a jobless ACN govt will do such. Nothing to offer the people, other than drama and propaganda. Ajimobi too will soon arrest lizards. SMH!
Lol, too funny.
Wetin be d verdict? Na death sentence na. Kill d goat take make peppersoup.
No be right-up, na left-up. Abegi if u wan yab person, first go learn English. Oshey
:))
Thanks for clearing that up to all of us unenlightened ones writing stuff here. What's d prescribed punishment? Death by pepper soup? Lol (That one was just a joke). But, seriously, whats the prescribed punishment?
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