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Monday, 20 October 2014

Palmchat car awoof! Where are the ladies...?

Article not written by me. It's a promo piece...enjoy!
Hey people! Many of you who might have seen this and ignored it might need to have a rethink. There are really a lot of promotional offers out there and just like typical Nigerians, we always call them “scam” or “wash”.
Ok let me just go straight to the point. Palmchat is the “on board” social app now – I mean, they have been very generous in sharing gifts to all and sundry, especially our beautiful young ladies (and don’t get me wrong, I meant all Nigerian women are beautiful *winks*). 
If you were at the last NYSC orientation camp in Lagos, or you have been in Unilag lately, you will understand what I am talking about. They even provide free Wi-Fi for anyone to download palmchat to their phones, and trust these girls, dem no dey carry last. They use it to download Vampire diaries, Mount Zion movies or Scandal’s latest series sharp sharp! Who no like awoof?

But then they are still offering more. This time it’s a CAR!!! “Car?” you say… Yes you heard me right.. CAR! And to think you don’t have to do much like you are applying for a state scholarship. It just works like a referral thing. Download palmchat, which I believe many of us have already, visit the palmchat.hotreferralinc.com site and register with your unique palmchat I.D.  You will then obtain a referral link to invite friends to download palmchat, and with this link unique to your ID alone, you earn reward points for every person referred. And you earn extra points, maybe even double points if it’s a girl referred. The person with the highest points at the end date automatically wins the car! CAPISH!

Hmmm…Palmchat is favoring girlsoo!.Now I’m almost convinced one of these ladies that virtually “sleep” online will win this Car. They have it all on their side. It can’t be difficult for them to get people. But the guys stand a chance too, you earn the extra points if you get a girl to register. All just in the comfort of your room, bed even. 

People, are you still reading this? Start off immediately, no time. Palmchat is on all platforms; Android, Blackberry, Nokia Symbian and windows (any other one?). Stop giving yourself excuses.. Get busy!

24 comments:

Anonymous said...

Don't beliv this jare





lmfaooooo. Can't stop laffin. yoou guys should read this hilarious naija girl article

Unknown said...

When are they storming Ghana o make I grab my own fast. Nice app

Anonymous said...

Nice!

Dave Mide said...


@Bonario and bonario baby .... over to u ! #walksaway

♥ ȊƦȋƺȟ ƘƦȋϻ ♥ said...

Lol @ trust Unilag grls who downloaded vampire diaries nd mount zion movies who no lyf awoof hahahahaahhahaaha...

Unknown said...

Okay seen n read next please.

Uche Emma said...

Good.

Thanks for sharing

BONARIO NNAGS said...

Loolz this people really meant business.

~BONARIO~says so via NOKIA LUMIA

Eugenia said...

Palmchat ozo kwa. Make una go jare.

Unknown said...

Oh

BORN TO SHINE!!!

jerry said...

Nice article.

Unknown said...

Will download it.

Anonymous said...

why is it only for gals

Anonymous said...

Gender inequality at its peak. 2b6ada78

super_cute said...

Looking for traffic. Palmchat ko handchat ni? Mtcheeew

Anonymous said...

Nice one #bright bravo# 269beb21

Ablesson said...

hmmm nice one there. Why only one car.

Ablesson said...

Hmmm nice one there. But why only one car.

Mr_SouL Get Naija Twitter/IG followers/7AB109CB said...

I wot be surprised palm chat is owned by a feminist, so na us guys good to use our LEGasise benz abi? linda advice them o, guys needs car more #wanna study in Canada/US lemi help u out

Unknown said...

We re here

Subomi said...

well nothing to do with moi..

Admire said...

Noted

Unknown said...

Is it just me or dis app is stupid

Unknown said...

Marketing strategy!all this greedy pple like making money off the poor masses!

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