The church members defended their pastor who has been widely criticized for this practice and said eating grass has not only brought them closer to God but also heals them of illnesses.
'Yes, we eat grass and we're proud of it because it demonstrates that, with God's power, we can do anything,' Rosemary Phetha told South Africa's Times Live.The 21-year-old law student says she had been battling a sore throat for more than a year, but it was healed after she ate the grass. Doreen Kgatle, 27, of Ga-rankuwa, suffered a stroke two years ago.
'I could not walk but soon after eating the grass, as the pastor had ordered, I started gaining strength and an hour later I could walk again,' said Kgatle.Oh yeah? These brain washed individuals. Lol. Photos posted on the church's Facebook page shows dozens of the members throwing up after indulging in the activity mostly reserved for goats. Lol. Too funny! See more photos after the cut...
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I dıe ıffa eat!,ımagıne fa!,blınd pıpu sha!
lol church members indeed... It's funny but some people can follow blindly.
They are all sheep, literally! Idiots
Smh... Ignorance!
~D great anonymous!
Abeg I need natural lawn mower abeg dey shd come my syd
~D great anonymous!
Clown Pastors from Africa that's what we have & their followers are Miracle seekers!
God pls don't allow me to fall 4 wicked teaching
Read this before
LMAO... Honestly i cant believe this. This is the highest level of stupidity i've ever seen
O! We now serve "pastors"...absorb their doctrines without self evaluation....derz no sense in this?!!!....
Lolzzzzz! I cannot laff again! Goats! Al
1st to comment linda it depends on their faith so if u eat it with faith it will work if u dnt have faith it won't work
OMG wht d heck!!!! Hmmmmm God have mercy
Christainity is indeed a confused religion.
Lol Dem never see anything, dat is just the beginning of the result of their foolishness
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#Lol# is not about eatn d grass but d faith attach 2 it works.
Can u Imagine??? How can a pastor instruct me to eat grass? Even God is not that Wicked!
Ndi ara
Lmao! laffing in Hindu! If a miracle really happened den dey hv lots of faith or there's a scientific explanation. Wateva rocks their boat, to each his own
Now to the congregation, what kind of life are U̶̲̥̅̊ guys living? U̶̲̥̅̊ allow a mere man to push U̶̲̥̅̊ around like animals? To the pastor, I know U̶̲̥̅̊ will tell them is part of the miracle bah? They are throwing up because they swallowed evil substance bah? Killer P Mtchewwww, God wil judge.
The pope doesn't know it all... God alone knows those who truly worship him
Una neva start,,,*tongue out*
Lmao! Ehya I pity their poor condition though.....buhahahahaha
Men of God and their different Godly practices. Making going to heaven harder and more difficult everyday
well said linda.it's amazin wat we africans can do all in d name of religion.smh
well said linda.it's amazin wat we africans can do in d name of religion.smh
Africans are the most gullible.
I don't like religion. Its a source of discord and confusion among people of the world.
Africans are bad followers so they breed bad leaders. How can som1 say u shld eat grass and u too will sheepishly eat it. Tufia kpa. God forbid
Linda, google the church here in America that makes church members handle all types of poisonous snakes for the same reason. To show faith and belief. That is even weirder than this one
Is dis not mumuizm of d highest order? Mcheew! Dats wat happens wen ppl allow others to study the Bible for them instead of studyin it and havin one on one relationship wit God.
Hahahaha they havent seen anything yet lol.... nawa oo I still think there are lots of people that think their pastor is God.. Anyway one day na one day all these fake pastors will be exposed..
Is dis not mumuizm of d highest order? Mcheew! Dats wat happens wen ppl allow others to study the Bible for them instead of studyin it and havin one on one relationship wit God.
Is dis not mumuizm of d highest order? Mcheew! Dats wat happens wen ppl allow others to study the Bible for them instead of studyin it and havin one on one relationship wit God.
Is dis not mumuizm of d highest order? Mcheew! Dats wat happens wen ppl allow others to study the Bible for them instead of studyin it and havin one on one relationship wit God.
Na wa ohh! No comment.
Stupid people, tot brain washed happens only in Nigeria. Idiots.
Signed by Orobo.
I hope the pastor took part in the grass eating. Cause he also needs to get closer to God. Most Africans are gullible when it comes to religion. Smh
We r no more different from animals after all
hahhahaaahahaaaha i laugh in hebrews ah na only poverty or sikness wey fit make ppl obey this kind holy order #westino#
God help them
And you are Just a woman miss Linda, why should we listen to you instead?....Your tone rather sounds judgemental.
Who won't throw up after eating some dirty grass, stomach upset of course.
serves dem right, how can dey b so foolish to bliv dat fake pastor nd eat grass. i wish dem all slow death.
wat rubbish brain wash is dat wen he'snot God.
end time signs.
Hahahahahahaaahahahah! Una never see anytin.
dis realy awful lyk weird. Buh only God knwz.
Vicky1
Lolz wondes shall never cease to happen
Tell dem linda he's just a man not God
Lord plz have mercy
Ewu gambia na him all of dem b.....d pastor follow eat d grass? Or doesn't he too wants to get close to God. ..rubbish
They aren't seen anything..
HolY shit!!! (FTC)
Yes! I knw dey will see it result afta. Must u do wat ever ur pastor or Rev ask u 2 do all in the name of God. Hope no life was lost 4 dat.
Linda mind your comment liv them with their faith is end time things has bin happening theirs won't be the last.
Nobody follows the bible anymore. Never written in the bible where Jesus asked his disciple or followers to eat grass or any substance bt some one will cum and tell u its ur mom dat is doing u and she must die and all u will say is AMEN. Pls lets read d biblr well.
Kelvin Little says so.
Gullible individuals. Religious freaks can do anytin dier pastors say... rme...
Dis pastor is very wicked,r dey goat?hw can he ask human being to eat grass, and his members agreed to do as he said, r dey fools? end time oooooooo God pls come to our rescue
Dis pastor is very wicked,r dey goat?hw can he ask human being to eat grass, and his members agreed to do as he said, r dey fools? end time oooooooo God pls come to our rescue
Lord hv Mercy....jesus christ never asked his disciples to eat grass...pastor is only a man o nt God
Ωa̶̲̥̅̊ wa oooo
Eating grasses may be contaminated with pesticides or even wild animal' excreta.
That pastor need to be arrested.
olu@atlanta
Some pple will remain daft till d end of tym
Some pple will remain daft till d end of tym
Hahah.. Why una cum dey throw up na.. Shey na Grass of lyf.. Foolish muhfawkers.. Smh 4 y'all.. Dnt 4get 2 cum eat ma feaces too.. Shey una dey find tinx 2 eat abi.. Oloshi!!!
hahahahahahaha....lwkmd.human beings sha
The pastor would cease and desist if there were consequences for leading the flock astray.
Bunch of brainwashed goats, so it's safe if the pastor refers to them as 'dear Goats' or let's say if dey wanna address one another, dey'd be like 'my fellow goats'..... ewwwwww tufiakwa Awon ode buruku, Omugo ayeraye
Smh!!!! So the grass is the gate way to heaven Hahahah pls grass intercede for us hahahahah! Oh gosh!
This is absolutely sad!! Man's inhumaness to man!!
lol ruminant animals
This is the height of ignorance,why won't they throw up?
The terrible power of our lord Jesus Christ Was at work...watch the space this was only a drop in the sea u shall witness more...from the church of the first born Son TO GOD BE THE GLORY!
Madiba will be so pained right now bruh.
~~Success Has No Limitation~~
Hahaha u Faithless nd blind generation U have not seen anything More shall come from the church of the first born...U shall say Yoh! When it becomes more shocking I prayer dat the LOrd Jesus Christ open ur eyes....TO GOD BE THE GLORY
Lmfboooo lmao loll . Hahahahahah were people anuofia human beans
Linda were is my comment ooooooo
Narrow is Ťȟε̲̣̣̣̥ way that Leed to heaven.
Ťȟε̲̣̣̣̥ Bible say we should test any spirit and know if its of God..we human didn't eat row food not to talk of eating grass! D matter heavy for mouth Oº°˚!
Once it brings the healing they need.
Rapture will soon take place.......ammend your way....all what D Bible say bout coming of Jesus is already happening....with atwinkle of an eye Ťȟε̲̣̣̣̥ son of man is here....buh if you look other way round D matter heavy for mouth!.......I'm out of here!
see human beings being thrown about like 'sheep without a shepherd' serves them right!!!when Jesus was on earth would he have told his disciples to do this ind of stupid thing?smh
Hmmmm wonder shall neva cease. Na rabboni tins. Na. Lol.. Ode. See dia mumu face. D man 4 say him be herbal doc na. Na wen person go die him go kno weda na wetin God send am or na wetin him send himself. I blame d congregations. Na pple wey dey find miracles by all means dey end.up 4 1chance. Y dem dey vomit. Wen ur fellow human being tell u eat grass u eat am lik goat very soon dem go tell u eay raw yam, eat soap, eat sand una go chop. Am sure dey blv more in dia pastor dan in God. It happens evn here in nigeria!
On LIB? Ode oshi.
Religious terrorism
Fake pastor noni.....human beings jst de stupid,hw can u belive dat?grass na Rice nd Stew?senselx pple
Never say that again. Xtianity is not a confused religion. I guess you are the one confused.
Na blood tonic na
He will still tell them to drink acid one day, that it cures HIV
Jst a fast way of clearing d church lawn, nobody av to cut demselves with cutlass
Hahahahahaha, this case require psychiatric treatment.
The problem with the church of today is that we have exalted pastors n men of God above the bible... the berean church in d bible listened to apostle paul but they also confirmed from scripture whether the things he was saying was true or not.. the church should be like that... one day a pastor will tell his members to eat goat shit for spiritual growth n they will do it...
Linda you call them brainwashed!!!!
Statistics shows that more than 90% of Nigerians practicing Christianity are constantly being brainwashed including you Linda Ikeji. Nigeria is not an exception in all these horrific happenings trust me so shut up
o ga! See stupidity sha. XD
Nigerians you are all quick to judge other people. The same people who are worshiping pastors and calling them papa/daddy while calling their wives mama/mummy. Y'all need to shut up cause you are not different from all these grass eaters. Nigerians the indoctrinated population due to poverty /miracle seeking. Shame
Endtime things,Yuck
Best comment!
Gbam!
Y'all and Linda, put your mouth where God put it.
Brainlessssssssssss pipo...
Everybody busy laughing....what exactly do you know??? I personally dnt believe in churches but its not up to me to criticise...i say, serve ur God d way u see fit and let others do same...witout being ridiculed. Shame on U!
Wow. The members either have strong faith or have been poSsessed. Strange tins everywia. 'Sergio frankie'
Everybody's busy laughing...what exactly do you know??? I personally dnt believe in churches but think people should be allowed to practise their faith witout being ridiculed. Serve ur God the way u see fit n leave others to do same. NB there are cultures where eating grass is perfectly normal...will u call them goats??? Shame on you!
Is d pastor not just a man? Is he God? What are u doing on a judgemental blog? Anu mpama
Cnt juz stop laffing. Dnt worry na shit u go eat next. U neva vomit. Mtchhhhheeeeewwww
*adefunke*
Cnt juz stop laffing. Dnt worry na shit u go eat next. U neva vomit. Mtchhhhheeeeewwww
*adefunke*
This is so insane...smh
He would have helped them with a salad dressing,
@ achor rayychael, christianity is far from being a religion talk more of being confused. what we have around is a far cry of what God intended. the bible even says it; my peopl perish for lack of understanding. God is no author of confusion
also said at the last days, many false teachers shall arise. these are last days dear. christianity when practiced by the leading of the spirit has always remained infallible, God is not an author of confusion. remain blessed
Dey neva throw up yet. Foolz!
I wonder when grass started healing
Ara. WTH.... wat kinda deliverance session is dat? Mtcheeew
they never see anything.
abeg no vex .. but na south african toilet be that?
Well, i read the 1st excerpt...i laffed for over a while. How can be peoples so blinded folded? I cnt imagine myself eating grass, i trust Naija people mhennn...we too ja! linda thanks for the update.
tufia
Linda it is not only in Rabboni, it's everywhere people place 'men of God' so high a pedestal they attain a godlike status. I mean some people worship the men of God, instead of God.
This ones are nt Church Members bt goat members.%TUFIA!
Are they descendants of Nebucadnezar!
And u are one hell of a confused bitch!
And u are one hell of a confused bitch!
Hahahhahahah! Abeg, I no fit laf ohhhhh! Rotfl
They v bn brainwashed n manipulated they need deliverance frm God.
Signs of the end time... Fake pastors everywhere!!!!!! The end is near Libers!!!
@Bobo_Edo
Christianity is nt a confused religion......jst a pity dat some 'christians' are
lmfao! cant blame the pastor entirely ooo....i blame the gullible people who acted stupidly all in d name of gettn a miracle...or cud it be that d man cast a spell on them?...if u luk am well, who would be dat sheepishly obedient even at d detriment of their health!!! wonders in Nigeria.
D pope????? Whts d relevance of ur comment pls
These pple have been jazzed by the "pastor". Eat Grass? God forbid!
Christianity is nt a confused religion......jst a pity dat some 'christians' are
'RELIGION' has reduced ppl 2 goats...meanwhile I go stay 4 my room pray n God go answer sharp sharp
Stupid people
Mens stupidity at display. *cagey*
Lol..just passing by.
The funny thing is that people who condem this won't see anything wrong in Ibos diving into that dirty river in the east. Buncha hypocrites.
Lol.
Hmmmm o ma ga!
The funny thing is that people who condem this won't see anything wrong in Ibos diving into that dirty river in the east. Buncha hypocrites.
Lol.
Morons!!! Obeying man like them
Religion... The opiom of the masses!!!
Please come n drink this Acid with faith and let's observe what happens.Imbecile!!!!
I just hope nothing bad happens 2 dem!
Sallysmart
*stupid People* ever liveth.......idiotss
#smh# world pipo I wonder how dey cd be decieved in such wayz in order 2get miracles, evn GOD himsef wd nevr make you go thru pains jst 4 him 2 hear yhu..God is everywer depndin on how you relate wt him...#anywz I dun blame d pastor 'radr d member's who listen's and potary such abominable act..#
*stupid People* ever liveth.......idiotss
Abeg tell them
im a member of Rabboni ministries, and media like always are taking thing out of contrast the vommitng was a preparating of the January Fasting, those are two different events that happend in different times!! and please dont judge thing u donot understanding but anyway who can blame you, you believe anything you read on papers and blogs, Proud grass eater.:-)
LORD ve Mercy on ur children
May God open our eyes2c clearly
the vomitting was before the grass eating, no one has ever vommited or being reported ill after eating the grass.
Tank God opera mini hv dcided not 2let me eat grass o.ma google acct is up n doin once again yaaaaay
Goats...that's what they are,they shld continue eating grass.
Dey re all stupid I swear dwn,if it heald u lyk u guys claim den y re u guys throwin up.....foolish nd brainless pple
Leave faith out of this
D members av been hypnotized... So dey can do anytn d pastors orders...ds 1ns sha,,,, na miracle dem still dey find..plz sm1 tell pipo God is nt a magician
I DOUBT IF U CAN GET A WHITE MAN TO DO THIS DATS BCOS THE BLACK MAN WILL NEVER READ, ALL THEY NEED IS A SIMPLE UNDERSTANDING OF THE BIBLE. SHAMEFUL...
@Aphane; Church of the first born, oh so sorry who are we to judge. God seeth all things and knows all things. Hmmmm to U̶̲̥̅̊ oooo.
they haven't started puking at all, this is just the beginning
If their grass has finished. They should come 2 nigeria 4more grasses. Goats
This is the height of it
New model madness.
Cant blame these people shaa, its might not be ordinary. buh wait oooo, them resemble goat shaa, lool
Stupidity is when pastor lesego ask u drink acid....mumu pple
Bookiegold
Lost eater sheep of south-africa.na God go dave us.
for me... i am not a church goer so i dont care what they do! I have decided not to go to church anymore because of all this nonsense i see, i just wonder how humans can be so gullible, irritating and foolish! I belive they are all under a spell, and i am not going to fall for all these criminal pastors we have everywhere! I would rather stay ahome and worship my God the best way i know how and my conscience would be my guide not some drop out illiterate pastors telling me what to do. I hope those grass eaters purge and stool blood till they they have terminal disease! Rubbish!
for me... i am not a church goer so i dont care what they do! I have decided not to go to church anymore because of all this nonsense i see, i just wonder how humans can be so gullible, irritating and foolish! I belive they are all under a spell, and i am not going to fall for all these criminal pastors we have everywhere! I would rather stay ahome and worship my God the best way i know how and my conscience would be my guide not some drop out illiterate pastors telling me what to do. I hope those grass eaters purge and stool blood till they they have terminal disease! Rubbish!
I don die o!!!Hehehehehe!!!Hahahahahaha! I don die o.
This tickles my funny bones.As for the one healed of "sore throat",the grass only cleared the throat so it can do more harm to ur system. As for the stroke patient,how were u able to crawl to the grass if u claim to suffer stroke? As for those that got affected,I'll advice they eat more grass.Preferably another specie of grass.
Dad would say,'"common sense is not common".A mini replica of Jamestown waiting to happen.
#Give me that old time religion#(3x), It's good enough for me.#. Pastor nor eat grass? Abi e don eat im own way back? Try to be righteous, we nor dey even attempt; we don deaden all our conscience, but when time reach for healing, miracle, e.t.c, na we dey carry first. If we are told to eat grass in faith and we'll become true Christians, born-again Christians, nobody will eat, since we enjoy our present ways; but if it is to eat for miracle everybody will eat.
The church members are too stupid, i meam they have been brainwashed.
Michael say so via naija sex news
Next thing will be ' Eat your faeces'
Sharrap which one is ibo again
Aha I pity u
Sharrap which one is ibo again
The things we do in the name of obeying wicked representatives of God. Imagine that man asking people to eat grass. If he did, did he do so by example? Even if he did, did the congregation know why he did it and whether he had an antidote? Quite typical of our folly in following religion blindly.
mumu pple una nova start
Linda dear. In love I ask that you be careful with your comments. Remember God alone knows is own. Its thier faith let God be the judge.you might just be wrong... absolutely strange to us but lets control our words for we shall also be judged by God soon.
But u really can't say! In the new testament of the bible, when Jesus healed the blind man, he spat on the ground, rubbed the spitty sand on the blind man's eye. In the old testament, Naaman got his healing from leprosy when Elisha told him to go dip himself sevev times in the dirtiest pool at that time (river Jordan), even when they were cleaner pools. God has his way of doing His things sometimes.
Corinthians 1:27 says - But God has chosen the foolish things of the world to put to shame the wise, and God has chosen the weak things of the world to put to shame the things which are mighty;
And u mustn't judge. Let's all leave everything to God in the last day. Parable of the wheat and tars in the new testament illustrates this. The owner of the farm allows the wheat and tars to grow together and during the harvest time, only harvested the wheat. So God will deal accordingly to everyone at the right time. Be not quick to judge or condemn. Who made u a judge?
I for follow eat the grass if say I dey there. Don't see anything wrong with that. Just exercising faith ni.
Take that back...idiot
They should have just continued chewing the cud.......
Am amazed.
They should have just continued eating the cud....
The Nigerian version of this is 1. Throw away your TV, 2. Don't wear good dresses, 3. Don't put on earrings however moderate. 4. Don't put on lace. 5. Look moody always as holiness. 6. Obey your leader even if he is wrong scripturally!, etc, etc. The cheapest job in Nigeria is Pastoral work. Just be made a pastor and you command obedience even if you are stupid!!!
una jt dey start,fools!
hahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha........................omg.....lwknd.....next time he will tell u guys to drink from ur toilet..........
Shut up
Now I understand y d white man call us black monkeys... Black men are fools Linda honestly...
Black men are fools honestly Linda..now I understand y oyinbo dey cal us black monkey
Now I understand y d white man call us black monkeys... Black men are fools Linda honestly...
Black men are fools Linda..now I can understand y oyibo dey cal us black monkey
babies!
Lmfao
God!! What's with all d comments I'm seeing here, y all d judging, 4 u to attend a church then u see d pastor as a man of God even to some extent,when u trust someone,its easier 4 d person to hv an effect on u, do we know if dey were hypnotised or if they are under d influence of something,d spiritual controls d physical,let's watch what we say, we dunno all dat happens in d spirit, we see what we see,we know nothing,we dunno what caused dis incidence,just pray 4 God's protection,God bless
THEY HAVE BEEN BRAINWASHED TO TELL THE PUBLIC THAT THEY WERE HEALED OF DIFFERENT SICKNESSES BY EATING GRASS. WHY DID THE PASTOR NOT PARTAKE IN THE GRASS-EATING EXERCISE.DOES HE NOT WANT TO BE INVOLVED IN THE WONDERS OF GOD? PEOPLE JUST ALLOW THEMSELVES TO BE DECEIVED IN THE NAME OF GOING TO CHURCH. AM A PROUD CATHOLIC AND NOTHING CAN CHANGE THAT.
I jus dey Observe... SMH... Seriously
Let us god sort them out!
I wonder if I eat Glass instead of
Grass maybe I could be even CLOSER TO
GOD to touch his nose or kick his balls or something funny, how about dat, people? ¿:D
Sorry dear Church People from South Africa, long time ago, cannibals tried to be closer to god eating men...They failed miserably.
Hey.. how about eating tuna sandwiches to be closer to...Moby Dick...
Geez, Im gonna be atheist right now
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