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Sunday 5 April 2015

Funny Tweet from a Nigerian man disappointed in African parents

Lol. Some African parents are cool...

150 comments:

obiora said...

I love Africa!

Nky said...

Hahaha, true talk my mum will neva apologise to you, she will always blame u even if she did the wrong thing.. #keep shouting#

AbokiDaWarriBoy said...

@ send ur kidz on weird errands at odd hours...lmfaooo epic $ so true.

PRETTY GIRL said...

LMAO! This guy is cra'y

Eze said...

He's tweet doesn't actually make sense....my mum has never shouted at any of us.......so what is this dumb fcuk saying, they had better examine him before hr hangs himself like others do......boy u mad

Linda's Intern said...

Ebuka's tweets have made it to LIB before mine?
The guy that's always lol-ingmy tweets.
Just leave me alone to die please

Eze said...

He is probably describing his parents, his tweet doesn't actually make sense....my mum/dad has never shouted at any of us.......so what is this dumb fcuk saying, they had better examine him before hr hangs himself like others do......boy u mad.

Eze said...

He is probably describing his parents, his tweet doesn't actually make sense....my mum/dad has never shouted at any of us.......so what is this dumb fcuk saying, they had better examine him before hr hangs himself like others do......boy u mad.

Unknown said...

The shouting part ehn! Choi!annoying

ary said...

He probably grew up abroad, that's how our parents do.

Unknown said...

Lol funny guy.
Yeah some African parents are so cool.

Unknown said...

Yeye Pikin, you would soon join in the trend and you forgot to add slapping. Linda take note!

Unknown said...

Yeye Pikin, you would soon join in the trend and you forgot to add slapping. Linda take note!

Unknown said...

Yeye Pikin, you would soon join in the trend and you forgot to add slapping. Linda take note!

Unknown said...

Yeye Pikin, you would soon join in the trend and you forgot to add slapping. Linda take note!

Unknown said...

Yeye Pikin, you would soon join in the trend and you forgot to add slapping. Linda take note!

Unknown said...

He is absolutely right.....



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Anonymous said...

Lmao

Anonymous said...

Gbam on point

Unknown said...

Some are good but every/most African Parents SHOUT!! women in particular..

CBN said...

Lol...so true! (on a scale of majority tho)

Unknown said...

He is a dissobedient child thats why his parents shout at him always.He is lucky they dont used to flog his the the way Onyx father used to.

Anonymous said...

Lol. It's true sha, but not to all parents

Anonymous said...

VERULE Says-wonderful Easter.

Davido's driver said...

He should take a sit. If u don't like ur parents pls disown them. Lindaobserve

AMIJEZ said...

hahahahaha very funny.

Unknown said...

I sooooo freaking agree with him oooo he jt described a typical african parents.

Unknown said...

Lolz

Anonymous said...

Hahahahahahah! Dats my mama apart from no 6

Davido's driver said...

Thats why we are not that useless cmpared to white kids

Carina Kikelomo Jacob said...

Lol

Unknown said...

He must have been so stubborn as a kid

Tola Abegunde said...

How to be an African husband!

Unknown said...

a.k.a EDWIN CHINEDU AZUBUKO said...
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Wow, hw did this dude knw my mum for God sake......
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***CURRENTLY IN JUPITER***

Unknown said...

Lol... especially no 6! Even funnier, I think I'm slowly becoming a african parent too!!

Anonymous said...

speak fr urslf dude,tz a pity ure nt fortunate enough 2 have gud parents or maybe ure jst a bad child
aittyfinest xyz

BENNY said...

So,so,so Right *10, He just described my Parents.

NaijaDeltaBabe said...

True talk. Lol

S.M.K said...

Lool...nt entirely true #smk

Unknown said...

Lols......... Ma parent are nt like that tho *thamixbreed*

ELENA (HER MAJESTY) said...

The @shout some more got me though hahaha

DOCTOR EESAH SULTAN HERBALS said...

Yep, some African parents are cool. But this is d typical discription of most Nigerian parents esp. Thank God we are beginning 2 hv very educated parents and it's all beginning 2 change. Tho it's not just African parents tho. Some oyinbo parents are more 'kolo'.

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Unknown said...

Indeed some African parents mostly Nigerians r disappoint to their children. Lack of proper home trainings to their children@home breeds a lot of ill vices we see around us.

Unknown said...

I don't have a choice but to confirm this.... Truth so loud. Loooool

Unknown said...

Yea, some children do have em! Lmao

Unknown said...

Lol
He is right jare.
They will even blame for making them shout and still say "After you people will say am shouting" .
Thank God for civilised guys of this days, they're better fathers

sandra edah said...

Hahahaha so true

Juleslouis said...

Lmao. But truely some of our parents no dey try. My mom would rather side with an outsider than side with me. Infact so many times we quarell and can't stay together for a month without fighting but yet, i still love her so much don't just know why. I'm not gonna do what she does to me to my kids. Never!

destinysweet said...

My family na number 1 for dis bad habit!


Anonymous said...

I tire for them pscheww its national frustration just work hard and move out no vex

Unknown said...

This guy must be clearly discontented. The only thing he does is to watch films and play video games. If not, he would know that the things he accused African parents of happens with parents from other races too. He has allowed the things he watches on TV to warp his mind

Ebonybright said...

This is common with most african parents and the most anoying one is when they compare u 2 one of ur frends they know noting about.

Unknown said...

LOL, this guy gat no chill.LOL.

Seun said...

Wow, it says it all, they will sit in one place asking you to do this do that.... And if you didn't finish on time, they start yelling YOU ARE TOO SLOW.

Unknown said...

The retard's talkin bout his retarded Parents and how they retardedly raised him.
I truly sympathize with him to have undergone such tortuous childhood.
Sorry Dude.

Unknown said...

The retard's talkin bout his retarded Parents and how they retardedly raised him.
I truly sympathize with him to have undergone such tortuous childhood.
Sorry Dude.

Anonymous said...

They shout alot and give G and C like they studied it in School...and yet,still d best.

Anonymous said...

They shout alot and give G and C like they studied it in School...and yet,still d best.

Unknown said...

Lol. It's true tho

ADAOBI said...

Exactly thought it's only my mum dat has dat attitude.. shoutin always and never apologise

Unknown said...

LMAO

Unknown said...

He his soooooo right.............

Unknown said...

True....but some Nigerian parents are cool(rare)lol.

Anonymous said...

Omg! Can't stop laughing . Where are he's parents dey should come and see dis n then they'll shout!
***HonenyBunch**

Unknown said...

Well said

osaro said...

Hahahaha! Thank God that everything is changing.

Unknown said...

Whatsup with the shout shout shout? Abi d parent mad ni?

Abel Nickson said...

Hahahahaha weird!

Ebonybright said...

African parents can be anoying!

Anonymous said...

african culture takes the authority thing too far. Are you trying to teach a child or groom a soldier? cos we've been doing the latter for ages and it hasn't gotten us very far

Flora said...

hahahhahahaha... Lwkmd.. hahahahahaha... No 8) Dont stop shouting... hahahahaha.. OMG, dis dude just summed it up...

macnat said...

Madam LI:-Gbam! Next case Please

Anonymous said...

This is sooo My Daddy

IBK said...

Very correct....in addition
11. Always coming First in class lies
12.call one child to summon the other intended to see
13. Never disobeyed my parents [grandparents of children]

Unknown said...

That's why we are different from the kids in the West. Morals are instilled in us at early stage in life. They might be annoying sometimes, but African parents are simply the best.



#TeamBlessed#

mccoy said...

I just know it will be Ebuka that will write this rubbish. Mumu Ebuka.

Anonymous said...

When he becomes a parent he will do the same

Best opinion said...

Smh. Hes correct. I and my siblings are sick & tired. Cant wait to hv my own family and show em what patenting should be like. My mum nags so much i now understand why men cheat on nagging wifes. I will never be a nag i promise. It drives ppl nuts

Anonymous said...

They never say i love you. Never say im sorry. Never treat u like an adult. Expect to be respected even when they disrespect u. Embarass u. Are loud. Shout and nag. Smh . APC should brring CHANGE into our homes

Unknown said...

Really funny....

Unknown said...

U mean how to be an arrogant African parent!

Unknown said...

So true joor

dessymal said...

LMFAO...My mom does all dis nd ends it wit d statement below
"after u ppl will say am shouting"

AMMY said...

D shouting part is correct. But odas wrong. I shout at my kids,cant count number of apologises i say 2 dem each day,even wn dy r d ones dat r wrong. But I can identify ds wt my parent nd it made me difft in raising my own kids.

Anonymous said...

Lol..true sha.

Unknown said...

Yea yea, but not all african parent do that
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Unknown said...

Lol...thanks for this post. It's so true

Anonymous said...

lol... true that, that's why they are unigue

Anonymous said...

as in ehn I just tire
especially d moms. kai

Unknown said...

Very right about most Fathers but mothers NO

Unknown said...

Lolz, thank God he's an African too so he wl soon pass 2ru d process

Unknown said...

Lolz, thank God he's an African too so he wl soon pass 2ru d process

Unknown said...

Lolz, thank God he's an African too so he wl soon pass 2ru d process

idrizduch said...

that maked us unique. beside not all parent are like that........




idoma boi said so

Unknown said...

My mum been using dis means to bring us up since 1990

Ella said...

lol,,,,,, hahahahahahahaha........ this guy is sooooooooo funny

SMURF said...

Is it most African parent that does this, I know my parents do this!!

Debbie Chelsea said...

Very kool

Anonymous said...

Pls stop posting idiots like this, let him go disown his parents if he feels that way, uncouth Youth!

Unknown said...

Not 100% true.
But since its pun intended, pass....

OKORO UPGRADED**

Madam Hoha said...

Na culture oo lol

Unknown said...

LOL

Unknown said...

This is another fool talking about his parents in particular.

My parents are lovely and fun to be with all the days i have known them. Am proud of them for life.

Unknown said...

Lolz

Anonymous said...

Buhahahahaha

Chiwhyte said...

I agree, especially with 2, 3, 9.

Anonymous said...

I agree with him, somtimes its too much, mum gets on everybody's nerves. Wether she is right or wrong, she shouts and she never stops.

sean said...

Shouting tins,just pipin.

Unknown said...

Rotfl..
So true.

Unknown said...

Lol... They never admit their faults and never apologise.

Karlsson said...

My parents did a better job at raising me n my siblings. Na all dis ignorant parents dey shout on their children
Ubanagum

Anonymous said...

Hahahahahahahahaha no b small don't stop shouting

yoryo said...

All this I miss now , wish my mum was here to ear her shout.

Anonymous said...

African parents are great but not cool Linda.

My father shouts, my mother shouts... but there is a difference, my mother shout because she loves us and want us to grow up and be good to ourselves and others.

But my father shout because he sees others doing so, he blame all the witches in the village, he blame his wife, my dear mother, he blame the children, he blame the government..... Never blame himself, he is GOOD, he is RIGHT.....

Guess what, we all grow up to hate him!!!!!!!!!!!! No, dislike him!!!!!!!!!! Mother does not brought us up to hate, but to dislike what is not good. No, to hate all things that are BAD.


Do you know my father never contribute a single money to the upkeep of the family? He never paid a single tuition fees of the children.


I will be a mother father to my children!

I will love them to death.... This is the kind of love mom have for us her children.

Will never be like father.

Unknown said...

Lol! Very true!

lami said...

African parents are the best.

Anon49 said...

Emm, WHAT DO YOU MEAN SHOUT???

Look here you this shild, if I cash you, eh, the floor will be taller than you.


Just joking.

Seriously though: apologise to your kids? Why would a parent do that? Lol

Cellen said...

Lol! This guy is talking about my mum oh.

Anonymous said...

African parents really sucks. You grow up emotionless because they don't listen to your needs.

Unknown said...

Hahahaha. So so true

the queen said...

Hahhahahahhahahahhahahahahahaaa! Yeah right ! African parents can be over bearing at times, but still remain the best! My mum should be awarded "the best mum in the whole world"

Unknown said...

LMFAO dis is so true ooooo,my mom is a testimony ooo. Loooool

Unknown said...

Abegi make I hear na pple lik una dem dey pound 4 huse

Unknown said...

Lmao quite true

Unknown said...

Lolzzz. I wonder if the women receive awards from shouting. Anyway, it's all part of child rearing

Anonymous said...

My mum is the best mum though she can be annoying sometimes.
My pa, lol, complaints complaints complaints.
Blame everybody, so tight fisted with money.
Don't want to send my younger ones to school again because of what, he claims he had spent on them before, money that is not up to 100k, and he has money in his account.
Blame everybody to be stubborn but him himself, doctor told him not to drink alcohol and eat meat again but lai lai, he will never change.

Unknown said...

This is my house, keep the shout rolling, day and night

Unknown said...

No your opinion isn't realist! You are a bigger fool!

Unknown said...

See casting!

Unknown said...

U are obviously Yoruba. It's hear not ear

Unknown said...

Oga please don't be lying here. God is watching u and today is Easter u want to restart ur lying trend and expect Jesus to re-die next year again

Unknown said...

I truly understand Were u are coming from.... have a friend who's dad behaves dis way.... I truly wonder Why.... my dad hmmmmmm Seriously is an angel in all aspect even when Mum passed on he was more than enough for us

Unknown said...

Lmao

Opeyemi Famakin said...

Would u STFU you saddist.. Can't u take a joke.. Jeez.. People like you disgust me

Opeyemi Famakin said...

@gbagaundetector.. You're not doing your job.. Didn't you spot those gbagauns in that comment

Unknown said...

WORD!!!!!

Anonymous said...

Shut up already and stop trying to be relevant

Anonymous said...

some parents are fond of such nasty behavior, well they will grow old n their children will abandon them... ""as u treat your pickin na so your pickin go treat you...""

Anonymous said...

@Henry U're a liar how can u say ur mother neva shouted at U....Mayb she is dumb

#KING_KHALIFA said...

Why am I not surprised, no wonder u talk like an untrained fool every time, u use vulgar language every time like ur life depend on it

Unknown said...

I'm telling u my sister same thing with my mom.not cool @ all

manny said...

Things really have to change our moms are fond of this, no body is too big to appologise,sometimes parents fcuk up.. they love shouting...it's too local.. apc look into this, a bill has to be passed for unnecessarily scolding and intimidating children, we have our rights...even the bible approves that

Unknown said...

All for our own good. Since modern day moms started imbibing the western ways, things have gone haywire. I prefer the old school method but a tone down, so that I don't end up causing more harm than good.

Anonymous said...

Yeye boy. U call urself 'coolNerd'. If u r, u shld spend this Easter praising ur parents 4 giving u life & making u do ur home work 2 become a coolnerd. Bush man like u.

Anonymous said...

Ebuka should not generalise. In any event, most parents shout on kids when speaking gently fails to get them out of being indolent, stubborn or refusing to do their school work etc. If you od not want your parents to shout at you, then do the right thing, all the time and see if there won,t be a change. With regards to sending you on errands, who else do expect them to send.... another person's child???????. Ebuka, when you have your children please do not scream, pat them on the back and tell them well done when they refuse to study, work hard or pick up after themselves after several attempts of speaking gently to them

iMorpheus said...

Daft generalisation. My Mum is over 80 and I can't remember hearing her shout! My Dad is late and he was the best Dad in the world (to me and my siblings). So don't be daft and post such stupid sweeping generalizations. Perhaps you grew up in a bush family that somehow managed to sacrifice enough to send you (ungrateful wretch) abroad, or perhaps you were/are a devil child that required frequent caning before you could learn simple home training. Either way, you reveal yourself to be a perennially daft teen or adult, given what you have posted. Looks like all the shouting and caning were to no avail. Hope they give you more (just for your own sake, I hope up you understand). Twat.

Morpheus said...

Daft generalisation. My Mum is over 80 and I can't remember hearing her shout! My Dad is late and he was the best Dad in the world (to me and my siblings). So don't be daft and post such stupid sweeping generalizations. Perhaps you grew up in a dysfunctional family that somehow still managed to sacrifice enough to send you (ungrateful wretch) abroad, or perhaps you were/are a devil child that required frequent caning before you could learn simple home training. Either way, you reveal yourself to be a perennially daft teen or adult, given what you have posted. Looks like all the shouting and caning were to no avail. Hope they give you more (just for your own sake, I hope up you understand). Twat.

Unknown said...

Lwkmd so true

Anonymous said...

Smh.. This is what happens when you take a Tweet too serious... Can't you people(Morpheus and the likes) see the undeniable humour in this?? It's easy for you to front because nobody knows some of the things you have said/done... Irritants!

Unknown said...

Henry is a total compound liar, except he is from Jupiter

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