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Tuesday 17 March 2015

Sexy, Smoldering, Svelte...

Men are visual creatures. The kind ones will ignore your flaws, endure them or leave you before you realize something’s wrong. So how was Tara to keep her man, when she was fast minded enough to realize they were drifting apart?

How could she spice things up? She was leaving him love notes all over the house, making sure all his basic needs were met, but there was no spark.


Their home felt dull to her, and she knew he could feel it too. They weren’t married and things were already drying up?

She couldn’t have that. “You should spice up your sex life!” Vanessa said loudly, at the restaurant they were having lunch. “Sssh, do you have to shout? I ogle him every chance I get. He kisses me goodnight and snoozes almost immediately.” “What is ogling?” Vanessa laughed heartily “Try something else jor. Be more direct. Seduce him. I know how you can.” “Please come and show me. I’m not hungry again. Finish your lunch, let’s go” “Oh no, I’m full.” Vanessa said, standing up “My corset prevents me from over eating.” 

Men are visual creatures. Tara had always known this, but she had forgotten how to use this knowledge. So it all made sense, that when her baby saw her waiting for him in bed with knee high lace stockings, and a Kim Waist training Corset, he rushed her like a lion would, raw meat. Not only were these body shapers comfortable, they were spicing up her love life and toning her belly.
“You know you saved my relationship, this woman. If only I had known about these ShapeYou wonders sooner” Tara said and hugged her friend. “Ah I had to” Vanessa said, and strutted. “Otherwise your man would have come for me!”

For enquires you can visit our website at www.shapeyou.com.ng
OR contact our experts and they would help you with making the right decision on what waist trainer you should get for your body type on the following BBM and WhatsApp details below.
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36 comments:

Davido's driver said...

Skips

Unknown said...

Ptsssssssttt

Unknown said...

eeeeeeeeeewwwwwwwww..Shapeyouagain



Moye says so via BB Passport...Courtesy LIB....


Anonymous said...

SHAPE U THNGS HAS COME AGN....TOMJERRYSWIT

Unknown said...

Shape You Things!

Unknown said...

Wow! All dis just for advert. Nice one and thumbs up for dis dear.

Blog It With Olivia said...

****

Unknown said...

a.k.a EDWIN CHINEDU AZUBUKO said...
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Thats nice.......
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***CURRENTLY IN JUPITER***

Unknown said...

Lol... Linda and this waist cinchers sef

Unknown said...

this is lovely!

Unknown said...

The hustling continues.

TripleC SDK BlogBoo said...

Hahahaha @ U Save My Relationship, IkejiLinda U no go kill person wit ur ShapeU

Unknown said...

This works,even if na cheap1 I dey use

Blog It With Olivia said...

Nice one...
Once ur sex life is slacking, ur putting ur marriage on †Ń’Îľ edge... Always spice it up....even in ur relationships...
Have a friend that after two kids with husband, †Ń’Îľ man is still over her like they just got married
Meanwhile, linda am not helping wit ur advert o
Just flowing with †Ń’Îľ story u gave us...lol

Nice one though

obiora said...

Sex gbu kwa unu dia. Her mates like Chimamanda, Linda Ikeji are carving out niche for themselves and bitch be there thinking of how to seduce a man. Awon smellos!

Unknown said...

Hmmmmm, seen. On to the next post please. Linda take note!

Unknown said...

Hmmmmm, seen. On to the next post please. Linda take note!

Unknown said...

Hmmmmm, seen. On to the next post please. Linda take note!

Unknown said...

Hmmmmm, seen. On to the next post please. Linda take note!

Unknown said...

I go shape o

Unknown said...

I go shape o

Unknown said...

Noted.

Unknown said...

Lol
Abeg shape you leave us o
All this for advert

Anonymous said...

Dey there dey abuse her till ur engine knock cum get grey hair join before u go get ur own. Ode oshi n who told u dis pple u mentioned don't grease their tin?...dee

Unknown said...

Ok seen.

mimi said...

This people that gave a wrong order

Subomi said...

... or maybe Linda's sister owns this company

Unknown said...

Linda is that u in that pix?

Anonymous said...

They must've paid u a billion naira to always post this shape u stuff

Paul Ofou said...

Na waoh all this tales by moonlight just for shapeU isokay oh we have heard.

Anonymous said...

Not my business. Follow your darling girl on twitter @darlingng and instagram @darlingnigeria

Kobii said...

lol all dis story Jst for an advert,..lol

D DOCTOR said...

Linda how do I get this in the US

D DOCTOR said...

Linda how do I get this in the US

Emmanuel said...

Please Click The Link And Watch This Video Shape You
https://docs.google.com/file/d/0B9zS1OQNP_NcU0dEY0ozcFpUZkU/edit

Unknown said...

Linda the marketer

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