Wednesday, September 4, 2013

Dear LIB readers: My father-in-law just asked me to write an essay

From a male LIB reader. This is hilarious. Lol. Find it below...
Well, technically he's not my father-in-law yet as I have not married his daughter. But I want to marry her. I went to him today to ask for his daughter's hand in marriage, and instead of giving his blessing, he asked me to write an essay about myself and why I would want to marry his daughter. Where is that done? I want to marry this woman, but why do I have to write an essay? What is this?

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Anonymous said...

Is he an academic? Lol

Anthony Dugbo said...

Do what he tells you to do or no deal!

Anonymous said...

End time tinz !!! Abeg go and write essay , U must have been sounding like an illiterate when u spoke to him so he wants to ascertain a lot more about U ..

Gistyinka Blog said...

So funny.. That man must be of of professor. Just do what he ask you,but don't be too smart that you like her daughter all.

Anonymous said...

Its a simple question n if he truly wnts t marry her he shd write shikena. Lindyway post my comment o

McQ said...

LMAO!!! Now that's something.

Anonymous said...

Let your fiancé address this crap,call her father to order fast otherwise your inlaws will control ur marriage

Anonymous said...

Eeyyahhhh. Sorry my brother! It could be that the daughter is allergic to GBAGAUN & the old man is saddled with the responsibility of ensuring that his baby is safe....Loll. Write him the essay abeg & tell the man to write u an essay of why he thinks his baby will make a good wife.

Anonymous said...

Let your fiancé address this crap,call her father to order fast otherwise your inlaws will control ur marriage

Folarin said...

Oh boy. That is serious business there.

Anonymous said...

Choi. Laugh wan tear ma belle. O boy, i prefer the easay o. Another option....24 strokes of cain.

Emmeno said...

LMAO, dats one crazy cool dad, niccar shld be happy he didn't ask for a hummer first!! And linda is in a posting frenzy O! Loving it ;)

Terrific said...

That's the new new way to show ur intentions. Put it in writing. And the best essay goes home witht the bride.m shikenan

Love said...

HaHaHaHaHaHaaaaa guy, you are on a loooooong thing! Write an essay kwa? Is father-in-law a prof?

kk said...

U too write now and stop prolonging d matter jare

Anonymous said...

****dead**** hahahaha! Be a MAN and write. He wants to know if you are learned.

hilary obiorah said...

Guy write the essay, it won't kill you! Do it for love, you lucky you weren't given an examination with an essay and OBJ section.

ade baptista said...

See gobe lol....d man must b a scholar

Anonymous said...

Choi!

Anonymous said...

Lol, abeg write the letter jare...

ykiluminati on yahoo plus plus said...

what are you waiting for .... pick ur pen and start.. lolz

janyoldskul said...

Its sounds very hilarious, but the man might be pulling your legs to see if you are humble and worthy to marry his daughter. That's some shit but I'll advice u do it. As stupid as it sounds, ur refusal may bring enemity between u and him. So, do it

Anonymous said...

Lwkmd! Na wa for the father ooo!

ugo said...

Hahahah! No be you wan marry?

hinnymi said...

Are u marrying from Wole Soyinka's family? Anyway, d man want to have a written document against u in case u want to cheat on his daughter later in the future. Smart Dad! Write d essay Mr man, u're hooked. Linda pls post this, I'm tired of not seeing my comments oon ur page

memphis said...

What sort of question is that? Ordinary Essay and you're fretting. HIAN! You're not ready to marry the girl na. Be asking JAMB question: "where is that done?". Seems you don't realize that most fathers have specific ways of testing their would-be sons-in-law. If you like don't write the Essay, ok? LMAO.

Anonymous said...

Sweetie its an essay. You are talking as if he asked you to cut off your right arm. Write the essay if you want to marry his daughter. Or is it dat u can't write? You are lucky he didn't ask for something more.

Flavour said...

LMAO!! Rolling... OMG!

★★PRINCE CHARMING™★★ said...

Hehe! How very unorthodox!! I believe he is a man belonging to the intelligentsia class of society and just wanna access and see how literal you are or something, that's very palpable! Writing an essay should get you worked up, write it bro!

Flavour said...

LMAO....Rolling
Where is this done ...essay OMG
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Anonymous said...

Lol. Oya carry biro begin write. Lol

Anonymous said...

Wonders shall never end!...lol

Banana said...

If ur educated and know what you want, why not write the fucking essay? Abi u dey fear? Abeg park well...

Meee.. said...

lmao!!!..since u'r sure u want to marry her, I guess u'll have to do it if that is the condition.

Anonymous said...

May be he is not ready to give out her daughter in marriage.

Anonymous said...

Write it nah...Dnt fail the first test o...lol

Anonymous said...

Better be a good writer or else.....u af enta wan chans...lmao! Essay ke....issorai. ZODIAC

Anonymous said...

Well...Go write a fucking essay!

Anonymous said...

hahhahahahhah...you better write it and get your wife. no be ordinary essay? do am sharply joor. but, come to think of it, that man must be a clown.*straight face*

Anonymous said...

Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha Hei! Why would he demand that?

O̲̣̣̥ooº°˚˚°ºk. Its quite simple, ask him, essay of how many words or pages? Don't be afraid except you don't love your wife to be very well. Remember "every crown has its prize"

T"AngEl"

Anonymous said...

Lwkmd, omg, this is so hilarious

Mich said...

I think I get where the father-in-law to be is coming from.
He's probably some egg head,intellectually enlightened fellow who thinks it would be sad to marry his daughter off to an uneducated man who can't even compose a proper essay.
Mind you,there are people with doctorates who still find these things difficult.
So,just write the damn essay if that's all you need to do to marry the woman you love!

Anonymous said...

Writing an essay and buying yam for the whole umunna, which do you prefer? I think you must have spoken some baaad grammar and the man wants to confirm what his ears heard lol.... if you need help while writing it, flash me I had c6 in english.....

Deola diggs said...

LMAO

Anonymous said...

hehehhe, that's a very smart sharp father-in-law... something my dad will do...

Anyways..... I would help with some tips...

First and foremost try and analyze his motive... I'm sure he wants to see how serious you are.

secondly, do your research well and follow all necessary protocols in essay writing,u never can tell he might be an English professor

Last but not the least, seek help in essay writing if u cant figure it out, but rmbr always put ur point/feelings down in writing, cos u might have to back it up with an interview.... hehehe good luck with that...

uche said...

Did is indeed hilarious,,,,,,,,is this 4 real? Or a sort of joke????

Anonymous said...

Hahahaha.......this just made my day!!!!

jane said...

Lmaooooo....... He wants to test ur intelligence now! Some Men can be funny abeg

Anonymous said...

hhahaahhahahahah,,,,, lolz,,,,,, dis is sooooooooo funny... Mayb dats d brideprice

Teriza said...

lol this is hilarious.....

Anonymous said...

What is your problem? If the man has asked you to jump in order to marry his daughter whom you claimed to love, won't you ask him how high? Go on, write that essay and prove to her 'father' that you are man enough to marry his daughter!!!!

Anonymous said...

Nawao! Wonders shall never end

Anonymous said...

Smart man. He needs to know who you are. He doesnt want a deadbeat guy or lowlife parasite marrying his daugherr. There are so many low life niggas in Naija that want to marry a girl cos the dad is rich
Are you an illiterate? What are you scared of? Biko pick up your pen and write about yourself

BONARIO NNAGS said...

loooolz essay??? he must be joking.
Lemme help u out,give her belle and the essay will be reduced to make a sentence about yourself.

~BONARIO~says so via NOKIA3310

African Sweetheart said...

Correct Igbo dad.. Lols

Anonymous said...

hahahahaha...very funny mehn..next ure gonna be solving som arithmetics dude. so sit up man,things we do for love episode 1

La Benign said...

This is indeed hilarious. Well...i'll say u shld do it...If u truly love d daughter n wanna marry her. The father might b testing u...

True talk said...

Heheheheeh..the man wants to know if his son-in-law(you)sabi book...but seriously dere is notin dere ooo!!just write about ursef and marry his daughter...if na so marriage dey easy I don marry be dat ooo!!!anyways gudluck....linda I miss and love u.

Anonymous said...

Lol my friend would u write the letter..

Anonymous said...

Lol!!! No way!! U can av ur daughter back biko! :D

Visages Parfait said...

Looooooool! I think that is way better than asking you to go and get 100 foreskins like they did to samson in the Bible sha.....rotflmbao

Jenny Ekwe said...

Lmfao!!! U better write it or no wife for you.

zora girl said...

Linda you and your readers will not kill me with laughter. I have been laughing non stop since I read this post. But seriously maybe the man wants to be sure of the quality of the man he wants to give his daughter to, or he just wants to make fun of you. Any way it is I wish you good luck in your essay writing.

Jay said...

Lol! Bros do am... Guess he is tryin to find out ur level of Educatn. U kwn dis days Universities sells certificate.

Anonymous said...

Hahahahahahahahaha, see man see big wahala. No worry, d man go marry him pikin bdat!

seno said...

Nw dats wat we call protocol

Sexily Endowed said...

U have to write an Essay cuz u wanna marry his daughter lolz...... “Guy take cover after marriage oooo, ur FIL to be is really funny sha lolz” is he α professor?

Jenny Ekwe said...

This guys facial expression is priceless. Loool...

Anonymous said...

WTF? maybe if you tell him off politely and act like a man. He will actually respect you. If you were my BF and answered him sef, I would tell you no, even if he said its ok . Infact for me and my dad that I trust, if you write it, even if he is Bill gates, we will both tell you thanks but NO thx. we noh want mumu for husband na man we dey find. Out of curiousity is ur FIL, Yoruba? because an Igbo man can not try this, it is rare except they dont want you and want to use style to drive you.

Anonymous said...

Don't do it homie. He will use that 'essay' against you every single time he feels he needs the opportunity. If he wants, he can marry his daughter.

You came to him out of respect and culture and asked for his daughters hand. He needs to treat you with the same amount of respect and recognize that you have already proved that you are a man by doing so.

Don't write nada, abeg. Just palm... Na them go come beg you last last...

Cute G said...

Hahahahaha.This sounds so unreal.Do we just fabricate things for d fun of it?Well if @ all this is true,then proceed wt an essay.Remember to add ur punctuation marks.

Anonymous said...

just right it or walkaway..... your choice

Anonymous said...

which kind essay b dat.did he write an essay wen he wanted 2 marry his wife?mtcheew

Anonymous said...

He force u,if u no fit write simple grammar then leave.

Anonymous said...

D daughter na office,he wants u to apply n write wot u hav to offer....very funny

Chybykeunderscore Chichi said...

Write now what is there?

ChiChiLuv said...

It is done in Efik culture. The man must write a letter to the family telling them about himself, his family and expressing his intentions towards their daughter. I know this because I have several members of my family married to Efik people, I saw one of the letters. I don't see anything wrong with it, I actually like it because it is like a contract with the family. It is part of the protocol and if you love the girl, you will do it because you shouldn't have a problem expressing how you feel to the person who has given you cause to do so by raising a fine young lady.

Anonymous said...

lol..write it my friend...

Anonymous said...

Its not done anywhere but in ur "wife to be's" family.....as weird as it is,its really no big deal.....just write the stuff...it could be a test...if u really love her,den writing an essay is not such a big deal.Afterall,in the past people go on deadly missions,to find one flimsy nonsense just to marry a girl......best of luck man!!!

Anonymous said...

My friend write essay jo and stop askin stupid question.lol

Izzy said...

Lool, I Think its funny and the man is just tryna be witty. Anyways just write it, I don't think its a big deal, very little thing to do to marry the woman u love. In some places na range rover u go buy o.

PAMELA said...

Lmao!man u gotta write this essay otherwise.by the way, your soon to be father inlaw is way too funny..I'm even in tears cryinglaughing

Anonymous said...

Lol,if it will take u to write easy only before u marry their daughter,then do it. The main thing is not in d essay but ur obedience, seriousness and humility,is what matters.

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Anonymous said...

Ders nothing der jst write the damn essay, I'd gladly be of assistance.
~D great anonymous!

Fisayo Talabi said...

Is he a prof lolll

Anonymous said...

Lmaoooooo. Dats Hilarious.

Goodluck Bro.

Rockstar said...

lol.Funny indeed.

Buddy,No need to go there if being there ain't ready... If getting there ain't better...being there...ain't fostered...recognized by the seller... No need to posture promise on broken knee...suffer dishonor...deny the saints their measure...sanction the absurd with your willing pleasure... No need to gather beyond the breath of life we intend to value...celebrate and consider forever....no need to clash...disregard...bash. I am okay if you are you...true...heart beyond heartless... Okay to indulge regardless...be me...be you...be forever...if not for never...choose.

Anonymous said...

Very wierd and awkward..abeg gv dat man a head butt,wht kinda waec question be dat? does he want u to write again,..hahaha..,most tyms sm fathers dey reason anciently..oga no do am abeg

Fisayo Talabi said...

Is he a prof lolll

Rough Diamond said...

If truly u want to marry d girl
U gats write d essay.
Different people different strokes.

Anonymous said...

Love is blind nd u hav to pay a price,so i will advise u to do dat to prove ur love.

Anonymous said...

Rotfl..the fuNniest joke hav heard in a while..lmao

bitchplis said...

This is d funniest thing I've read in a looooong time

Anonymous said...

Lol. He's treating you like he's son. If you love her you'd write d essay. Lmao.

LT said...

That father in-law must be a wicked man.He wants to fall ur hand my guy.I hope the babe is worth it sha.Pls try and fall his hand by surprising him.

vicky sylva said...

Lol!! U have to write it oh! Well, tank God he did not ask u 2 write infront of him.. U can give sm1 2 write 4 u,if u can't.

Anonymous said...

The old man is testing ur patience and anger level.

Anonymous said...

Lmaooo

Anonymous said...

Lol, notin person no go hear

Princee Dee said...

ok.u go school na?go and give d man what he wants.#i dey laff ooo#

Anonymous said...

Very hiliarious

sarumi rukayat said...

Lol. Na Akpors pikin u wan marry? No b only essay na application letter

Anonymous said...

Lmao

Anonymous said...

Hehe, I think its no big deal, just write it naa, the old man is probably tryna be witty or check ur level of intelligence..

Anonymous said...

Linda una dey here,resident doctors dey break each other heads over salary of interns @ d OGM meetings right now....d president and exco members dey take off suits and jackets to fight its members openly...chaos!!!! D idiot is loyal to d C.M.D and doesn't want to offend him so he said,"house officers MUST go back to work immediately amidst cries of hunger...widaut even askin for d opinion of d CONGRESS so war started..looks like d national assembly...

Nnenna Onuoha said...

Lmao! Guy just write d essay. No biggie! U can even write d essay with ur babe, in simple n plain english. Again, LMAO.

LINDA said...

I just died laughing at this. R u kiddin' me? Where they do dat @? Bruh! It's 2013 dude! Geez!

Anonymous said...

Hahahahahaha, your father-in-law-to-be must be a very funny man. Begin to write the essay naaaa

Anonymous said...

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Tolulope said...

thats what happens when you date a professor's daughter! lmaooo

Anonymous said...

Lol, it is not a big deal. That is a popular tradition in the states especially among african americans, although it is fast fading out.
Its a nice and sweet thing to do, write from your heart and it myt end up being a fun exercise. The goal is to ensure u can read, write, think and put ur thots down on paper. It shows how smart and expressive you are.
Happy writing!
----LEB

Anonymous said...

My friend write the essay and stop whining. I wish my father had asked my husband to do same.

sarumi rukayat said...

Lol. Ur inlaw na Akpors

Anonymous said...

The Eight Wonder of the world#Hilarious

Anonymous said...

Ok 4 real, tell me d title of d movie, am sure osofia would be d father, lol, well write d dem letter nd carry ur bride, d old man is just trying ur patience, as in if u can't stand his little annoyaning stunt, trust me u can stand a woman, I am 1 so not being baise. LMAO

Anonymous said...

Lmaoooo.... U people will not kill persin!!!

Anonymous said...

You berra go write the essay. Different people have different approach to handling issues. Common!!!! Its just an essay.....

Anonymous said...

Mayb d father isn't sure if he went to a tertiary institution or he can't speak well..

N7 said...

Chai! nna ndo.

Anonymous said...

DONT TELL ME NONSENSE! * in dbanjs voice*

Anonymous said...

Are you a learner/ Common go and write the essay jooo if you really love the gal!

Da Epic Pem said...

Wow, it appears our LIBer is way behind the rest of the world. Anyways for your information, Marriage has gone corporate, formal and official. The entire process that is obtainable in the corporate world is being religiously observed. So, dont be in any shock that your prospective Father-in-Law asked you to do a suitability essay.
Take a Clue:
SUITABILITY FOR THE POSITION OF HUSBAND TO XYZ - MY CASE

toluwanimi.SLIM said...

Ekiti man as inlaw

Anonymous said...

so write one . its not a big DEAL. It will be something to look back and laugh about.

Anonymous said...

Lwkmd! Lol. Write am na. Or u no sabi am?

toluwanimi.SLIM said...

Ekiti man as inlaw

Anonymous said...

IF U̶̲̥̅̊ rily ĻƔє her den write it iphy

Anonymous said...

Lol!!! Write d damn thing! I get his point. The father that is. Simply put your reasons for wanting his daughter into writting.

Teeteelahyo

Anonymous said...

Lmao... Makes me miss my father *sad face*

Anonymous said...

search me...............WAEC TINX

Da Epic Pem said...

Wow, it appears our LIBer is way behind the rest of the world. Anyways for your information, Marriage has gone corporate, formal and official. The entire process that is obtainable in the corporate world is being religiously observed. So, dont be in any shock that your prospective Father-in-Law asked you to do a suitability essay.
Take a Clue:
SUITABILITY FOR THE POSITION OF HUSBAND TO XYZ - MY CASE

Anonymous said...

What a brilliant idea by that father in law(to be). We got a lot of trolls(mostly online) who can't even spell their names. Fucking brilliant idea. Write that essay nigga.

Anonymous said...

He obviously wants to knw u nd knw d reason u want his daughter, abi u get another tin 4 mind

Anonymous said...

Sounds like what my dad would do......lol

Anonymous said...

Application 4 d post of son in-law... Funny tinz.

lanre said...

It's okay bro, don't be unnecessarily bothered jux pick up a pen n do him the wish, no sweats do it for your girl's sake cos it might be a test on how submissive you are.

tara said...

give to ceasar wat is ceasar's. if u really love d girl, bone n write it with d babe's help cos she'll knw wat her dad wants

Anonymous said...

My dad is like this...lol, plz it's normal.

Anonymous said...

Hilarious.... Bt seriously u jst av d write d essay... Bt i must advice u... If u dnt av properties such as house, car etc... Jst open d door n off u go..

Anonymous said...

Funny tinz.... Bt seriously, if u want 2 marry his daughter, u jst av 2 write d essay.
U tel him abt urselves... Bt I must advice u, if u dnt av properties such as cars, house,etc... Jst open d door n off u go...

Anonymous said...

Wen his daughters r 50yrs and still @ home he will knw wats up.essay kor

Anonymous said...

Lol I love this idea

Anonymous said...

Its very funny dat i cant stop laughing.

Anonymous said...

Fantastic idea..looool. but jokes apart God help u if u breach d contract in future. You can be sued. Infact it should be done in the presence of lawyers etc..come to think of it, thats how marriage should b done sef...anyone breaches..instant judgment on earth instead in the presence of pastors(that have a higher level of grace hahahha) cant get over that saga. If u know waraimean.

Nwachinemere Ezeji-Chigbu said...

Lol. Ma guy. Better write the essay o. I'll give yu expo. *scratches head* make it six sentences. Be sure to end it with "I love ......(here, write d name of his daughter). He'll love yu and yu'll take part in d family essay competitions. Loolz

Nwachinemere Ezeji-Chigbu said...

Lol. Ma guy. Better write the essay o. I'll give yu expo. *scratches head* make it six sentences. Be sure to end it with "I love ......(here, write d name of his daughter). He'll love yu and yu'll take part in d family essay competitions. Loolz

Ogedengbe Ken Omogbai said...

you dey fear to write the essay? abi u no go sch kpakpa? if you want that woman you better write the essay oh.. http://www.omobar.blogspot.com

bubbles said...

Y are you so sad...abi you no write english for waccec...haba now this shouldn't be a problem
Aww now I miss my dad

Anonymous said...

Very hiliarious...buh mehn!,a father got to do wot he ought to do...

Anonymous said...

.........dere's no big deal abt dat...... All u nid to do is to express ur feelings abt his daughter.... It's even more preferable dan too express in speech bcus u wud hv d chance to lie to him very well since it's in written...... Jus write sweet tins abt his daughter inoda to make him feel u rilli luv his daughter........

##.......willykampmankenjoe....##

Anonymous said...

...............dere's no big deal abt dat...... All u nid to do is to express ur feelings abt his daughter.... It's even more preferable dan too express in speech bcus u wud hv d chance to lie to him very well since it's in written...... Jus write sweet tins abt his daughter inoda to make him feel u rilli luv his daughter........

##.......willykampmankenjoe....##

Zee said...

Hi Linda. I read your blog all the time but this is the first time I am commenting. I know it could be very annoying for the guy. However, the good book says give to Cesar what belongs to Cesar. Write the letter, you never know. I know you love your girl, you want to spend the rest of your life with her blah blah...... but this "crazy" task will enable you to do more soul searching and explore more reasons why you want get married to her.

Anonymous said...

..........dere's no big deal abt dat...... All u nid to do is to express ur feelings abt his daughter.... It's even more preferable dan too express in speech bcus u wud hv d chance to lie to him very well since it's in written...... Jus write sweet tins abt his daughter inoda to make him feel u rilli luv his daughter........

##.......willykampmankenjoe....##

Anonymous said...

My parents requested an essay from my fiance as well. Basically to write about himself and conviction about marriage to me. It made him to really sit and think about his decision. And that was the quickest way for my parents to really know his background as we live in a different country from my parents.

Its brilliant!

Zee said...

Hi Linda. I read your blog all the time but this is the first time I am commenting. I know it could be very annoying for the guy. However, the good book says give to Cesar what belongs to Cesar. Write the letter, you never know. I know you love your girl, you want to spend the rest of your life with her blah blah...... but this "crazy" task will enable you to do more soul searching and explore more reasons why you want get married to her.

Anonymous said...

I dnt trust my dad on this. Hope u aint going to marry one of my sisters.

Anonymous said...

Very funny...buh mehn! I gotta knw u before handing my daugter to u

Anonymous said...

Lol.wow dis is so hilarious.soon u will have to write an exam and pass it b4 u marry his daughter

tainsville said...

Buhahahahahahahaha! This just killed me!

Anonymous said...

Lol criously ma dad culd do dis. Even if u dnt write an essay u wld recite smfin longa dan d essay via questions and ans ....lol

Anonymous said...

Dude there is someting like google

Anonymous said...

Sure my dad is gonna do same tin....lol

Anonymous said...

.........dere's no big deal abt dat...... All u nid to do is to express ur feelings abt his daughter.... It's even more preferable dan too express in speech bcus u wud hv d chance to lie to him very well since it's in written...... Jus write sweet tins abt his daughter inoda to make him feel u rilli luv his daughter........

##.......willykampmankenjoe....##

IkwerreBoy said...

Don't write it Mr man... but you must convinced him with word of mouth I think he wants to know how intelligent you are. Its a smart thing to do though respect to would be father in law.

Anonymous said...

U aint ready cos if u are u shuld have submitted d essay...Baba goan write d essay abeg and beta dont give it 2 sum1else 2 write 4 yhu...u dont knw wat else awaits u..lmao!!!!

Anonymous said...

hahahahahhahhaha................. Oboy if u luv her jst write d letter and 2 prove u can read and write too. Seriously dis is sooo funny d man sounds lyk my uncle

Anonymous said...

Linda...I'm waiting

Anonymous said...

Going by the way marriages pack up nowadays, I think it is right for the FIL to demand for that. Not only will your essay serve as a binding document for reference in the future but it will also help you to think about why you really want to be with the lady. Please state your vision and mission with the lady.lol. SSTA

Anonymous said...

Is gud u write cos some men re curel or wicked dt de can later denny dere speeches. So me dear for future ducumentation

Anonymous said...

abeg o was he an English teacher back in his days

Anonymous said...

Lmfao....he wants to knw d level of ur inteligence,common write d damn thing and let him knw how gud his dauta is in bed too,hehehe

Anonymous said...

Anon 9.42 u are really hilarious and stupid so he should lie en. I hope hy lie when they come and marry u. Lol

Anonymous said...

Better do it if u really love ur girl. My dad did same and later when i asked why, he said he wanted to see my husbands handwriting

Anonymous said...

Anon 9.42 u are really hilarious and stupid so he should lie abi. I hope they lie when they come and marry you. Lol

Anonymous said...

Ah get it all nau,xo marriage as finally turnin in2 diz,dat fada in lawz want a document on marriage.....lol,shey na auz women b nau?




*DJESC*

Oluwabobby said...

Sho!!!People do dey write post marriage exams ni?Which semester be this oh abeg.?JAMB thns

Anonymous said...

Cool,better write the essay if you really want to marry her, I actually think it's an easy challenge.
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Anonymous said...

Lmao!!!see application oOhh!!don't worry,close ur eyes nd just think it will come to you...Meanwhile don't forget to write how yu like d way she screams when yu touch her...#thankmelater..

Anonymous said...

Go ask google.

valushi said...

Why I want to marry you daughter!
Sir,
Your baby girl is my life, she holds the key to my happiness. She is one out of a million. With her ,there will be prospects, at least ,we will be made from you will. Please , I am not a gold digger,but when I see an opportunity I grab it with both hands.

Thanks in anticipation of your approval.

Your potential son-in law.

Anonymous said...

HE WANTS TO BE SURE YOU ATTENDED SECONDARY SCHOOL, AND NOT A PRIMARY SCHOOL DROP OUT... Lol

Anonymous said...

u need to xplain why u think her "V" is ready for ur "P",......*runsaway*

Anonymous said...

That's a whole lot of rubbish. Follow ur heart anyway...

Anonymous said...

Jst write it 4 d sake of luv

Anonymous said...

This is my 1st comment on Linda blog because i couldnt resisit not to comment.
LMAO!!! if you truly love your gurl am sure even if he want a journal written by you, you should do it in a blink!

Anonymous said...

Essay Ko, GMAT Ni. .
Tell d papa if im not wan d girl to marry na for im pocket. Dirty nonsense. #OLOSHI

Dada Oluwatoyin said...

I don't see anything wrong in writing an essay about yourself and why u wanna marry someone's daughter......the man just wants to know if u're really ready for the marriage.

Anonymous said...

Lmfaooooooo

bitchplis said...

Dats just d first stage...he'l stil do oral interview

Anonymous said...

He is just making sure he has an exhibit to all ur claims of loving his daughter so that tomorrow when u start maltreating her there will be clear proof that u didn't stand on ur words. Do it if u love her or don't if u plan on giving her a hell of a life. My 2dimes and a nickel *seriousface*

Anonymous said...

Dis man sound exeactly lik my dad

eddy michael said...

Very funy. But then again,u need to write the eassy for clearification purpose. The old man needs to read about u,and also keep it so if u lie in futur he will use it against u.

Anonymous said...

Mtcheew no be only essay...He shuld av asked u to climb mount evrest jus cos u wanna marry his daughter..

Anonymous said...

i think dat is gud for guys bcos once is written its has become official.bcos some guys r crazy once they pay someones dowry they may start maltreating d person

Anonymous said...

Write d essay jooor.. U hav a very clean shave der . Lol

Oluwa Bunmi said...

Correct father! U berra write the letter if you truly want the girl. I bet daddy wants a written proof as well as verbal. don't forget to sign it o. he he he

Glo said...

Hahahaha! Hmmmmmmm! Write the essay Biko! You should also be sincere because more questions are coming.

Anonymous said...

Is reali funny but if u really like the gal nd wnts 2 marry her,tins u do 4 luv

Marie said...

Sounds like my dad mehn! Lol

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