Friday, June 21, 2013

Kim and Kanye name daughter North West

This info is coming from E!, so it has to be authentic...because they produce Kim K's reality show. According to E! News Kim and Kanye have named their new born baby girl, North West. Below is how they are reporting it...
Finally, Baby Kimye has a name! E! News has confirmed that Kim Kardashian and Kanye West's little daughter is named - North West.
A source close to the couple confirms to E! News that the girl's name is North West, with no middle name. According to a source, "They will call her Nori for short!"
"She has black straight hair! Lots of it! Looks like a good mix of both of them (Kanye and Kim) but more like Kim," says the source.
North West? Choi! Poor baby! A few months ago we heard Kanye planned to name his child North, but who knew he would go through with it? Comedians will have a filled day with this name. Read some of the things people are already saying on Twitter after the cut...




"Kim & Kanye almost named the baby South West, until they heard the infant would then be required to make 3 daily flights to Phoenix.' - Joel McHale
'Sending poor North West my attorney's number. No one should have to go through life with a novelty name, not even a Kardashian.' - Suri's Burn Book
'Sorry North West, but I've never been a fan of One Direction.'
'We heard North West MONTHS ago. It's like an episode of House where it turns out that it actually was Lupus. What a let down.'
'Somewhere Blue Ivy is thinking, "My name isn't as bad now, is it"'
'oh good when kim and kanye’s daughter has her own fragrance it’ll be called “north, by north west”'
'The only way we can fix this and save North West is if we all change our names to North to make her feel perfectly normal.'
'Wait, #Kim and #Kanye named their kid NORTH WEST? This might be better than Blanket.'
'North West? Did Kim give birth to a baby or a compass?'
'whenever you're mad at your mom just remember she didnt name you north west'
'Kim and Kanye would have named their baby South West but that dang airline beat them to it!'
'So Blue Ivy got the stripper name, and North West got the direction to the strip club? Nice, team work.'
'Maybe I'm just getting punk'd.. Ashton.. Where you at? North west is a joke right?'
'Y'all making fun of North West for that baby's name but she going straight to the top.......... and slightly to the left.'
'North West? Way to almost spend a minute thinking of a name.'
'Her siblings "South", "Wild Wild" and "Mae" are coming soon...'
'We need to successfully abolish bullying before North West gets to 4th grade.'
'Kim and Kanye named their baby North West. It's one of the few things in Kim's life that hasn't gone south.'
'Not even Kim & kanye's fortunes combined could pay for the amount of therapy this kid will need for being named North West.'
'Too late to change to "Knorth?

158 comments:

Anonymous said...

Don't like d name.doesn't hv one single meaning to me at all.

★★PRINCE CHARMING™★★ said...

LMFAO! How ridiculous!

Anonymous said...

This kanye hate kim no need to look for further investigation...he is man and insane...

Anonymous said...

KAIDENCE DONDA WEST. These are their daughter's name. Kaidence was chosen by Kim cos it's a trend in their family for their names to start with K while Kanye named het Donda after his late mother.

Princez Zoe said...

northwest!! i guess kanye and kim finally went bonkers. North darling, welcome...hope u dnt grow up to hate mommy and daddy.

Mz Bombshell said...

if dem lik mak dem name am south east he no concern me. wen she wan bon una force news of bon bon dwn our throat, nw she don bon person no go still hear word..

M.E.D said...

Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahaahahaha......am sorry but I can't just stop laffing! WTF?

Anonymous said...

Lmfao.òmG, those tweets got me rolling.afi north west noh.joke of the year.

Miango Road Entertainment said...

Why did they not put up a picture of the baby?. congratulations to them.

orela dimples said...

nat bad..
looking forward to dia nxt kid SOUTH WEST

Anonymous said...

Funny name,#compass#

Paul Okwuchukwu said...

''north west'' direction to a strip club!!! This people are to wicked.. Poor child

Sharon Obuns. said...

Lol@the comments. But seriously though,NORTH WEST???!!!

Anonymous said...

Of all names to give a baby!A direction??? Seriously? If they having another child together, what would that baby be called? West side? Jeez! Like blue ivy wasn't enough to wrap our heads round. Awon oponu meji! Mschhew!

temiloluwa nnabugwu said...

Lmao.. North west *tears*

Anonymous said...

Buh,i stand to b corrected i tot der z kaidence in d name of d gurl...

Sassie said...

Hehehehehehehehehehehehehe....my lafta has no bounds...I guess dey do so much need direction seeing dey are lost and all

BONARIO NNAGS said...

hehehehe sounds more like PDP zoning formular.
he should have named her middle-belt.

~BONARIO~says so via NOKIA3310

@roli said...

First to comment,lolz I so much luv dis tweet Linda,cnt stop laffn,wah a nice way 2 start ur day hearing dis name"NorthWest"blue ivy a stripper name,Loooolz,na waaaah Kim u nor try for dat innocent baby life o,Choi!

Bisola Oregbemi said...

interesting

CLARA LAWRENCE said...

O GA OO.. WHICH KIND NAME BE DAT.. THEY CANT CALL THEIR CHILD KIMBERLY OR ROSE... WHICH KIND NORTH WEST? CHOI! I HAIL ALL THESE MILLIONAIRES OO THEY CAN JUST COME UP WITH A STRANGE NAME SHA!

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annabel ada said...

Another blog said is Kaidence as in *cadence* related to flower blah blah blah. Just hearing dis North now.

Bisola Oregbemi said...

dats interesting

Anonymous said...

Duuuhhhh....it sounds really awkward...*rolling M̶̲̥̅Ɣ eyes*

fly guy said...

direction to d strip club hahahaha, naija get bad mouth, but yankee peeps mouth na fire

Anonymous said...

What a stupid name from stupid parents. Did they ever consider how the name would affect the child negatively in the future...STUPID PPLE!!! Metschewwwwwwwwww.

ese okogba said...

Hilarious

Crystal said...

Lol @ 'whenever you're mad at your mom just remember she didnt name you north west'

What a name....

Anonymous said...

wow.. This kid will be out of college because of bullying.. I can sence that.. Kanye fucked kim North West direction,For The second baby, it will be East West.. lol

missy said...

Hahahahahaha!!!ewo!!I can't fit laff!@"she's moving to d top...n slytly to d left!!" hahaha dis child doesn't knw wats in store 4 her..

Anonymous said...

Lmao! About her siblings names Wild wild and South that are coming soon and the name bin a direction to Blue ivy's strip club.Looll!I actually think the name is cool tho...Kaiy

ese okogba said...

Hilarious

ese okogba said...

Hilarious

Anonymous said...

Ewo! Kimye what have u done! She needs to be in a museum; first human compass!

Anonymous said...

hahaha!!!
'Y'all making fun of North West for that baby's name but she going straight to the top.......... and slightly to the left.' that really got me!!

Anonymous said...

U go fear fear c comment na.hello pls am goin north west like duhhh

Anonymous said...

I thought it was only nigerians that were hateful, but it looks like the world is filled with hateful people, ow is it ur business what someone decide to name his child, welcome to d world, North West. May ur star shine to all the cardinal point of the earth.

Anonymous said...

I think its a beautiful name

HighJ Udeh said...

gd for 'em if u like name am calamitty na ur pikin

Anonymous said...

Aww, would have loved the name "south east" more...
Mcheww..

Anonymous said...

North west ke!

Anonymous said...

These two are playing house in real life! SMH

Anonymous said...

I'm not surprised tho, buh I heard anoda name on twitter earlier saying her name is 'Kaidence and Doona'. Well dts deir on business sha! Welcome baby 'NorthWest'!!!

Anonymous said...

North west very funny

Adukeologe said...

I am having a filled day with the comment "y'all making fun of the baby's name, But she's going straight to the top..... And slightly to the left." Hahahaha ha

HighJ Udeh said...

Lindondo ayam not happy o naija loss dia match yesterday..we played better than they do..thnaks to ma Godfreeobobona to av caged suarex..the sunshine boy dey try wish ma great Arsenal club can buy him..

kandyJ said...

Oh No! R dy tryna confuse us? Last wik TMZ,and evn wendy williams n oda blogs in hollywood published it dt her names r Kaidence Donda west. (Donda is kanye,s late mum,s name). So which is is North west biko? Haba. Poor baby.ℓ☺ℓ!

Alexis Onovo said...

Damned

Anonymous said...

Congrats to Kim nd Kanye. But what kinda name is North biko! They suld not give dere baby a name dt she will hate wen she grows up o!

hur said...

OMG...I'm just laughing here..lol@ Blue ivy afta a stripper's name, Northwest showing the direction to the strip club. WOW!.

Anonymous said...

Lol@#did kim giv birth 2 a baby or a compass#northwest wat a name aniwais libers mek una tek ova frm whr doz tweeters stop.its gonna b fun al d way

Paschal O said...

North West doesn't sound good but Nori West is AWESOME! Sounds like Naughty West. Dudes will love her and she would feel sexy.

dudette said...

Hahahahahha dese comments r hilarious!! Joan rivers will finish them..I wonder if they think babies r barbie dolls with battries and u can give them just any name.even dolls r not named dis way.

Anonymous said...

Orisirisi,north west ko,north south ni..lmao

Anonymous said...

wow!!!!!!! strange

Anonymous said...

d name is keidence donda west dat is wat a source reported

NEVAEH said...

Hahahah!they all crazyyy!what a name???that's why I love my mom cos she name me NEVAEH which is HEAVEN but spelt backwards!love you momma.

Anonymous said...

SMH!!!"North west" of all lovely names 2 call a child.... Well, its their baby not ours...

localboy said...

Yea she's heading straight to the top and slightly to the left.. Lol what a direction to success..

Onyinye said...

Kimye should get ready for Joan Rivers' and other celebrity jokes on their baby's name cos they'll b in 4 dem...starting now.
I just can't wait 4 d newest episode of Fashion Police. LMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Adekunle Kazeem said...

North west! I won't believe this till further notice.

Anonymous said...

Dem dey craze.

Anonymous said...

Linda u dnt lik posting my comments. I already sent one b4 dis one

Ujunwa said...

BOKO HARAM SHOULD HAVE BEEN A BETTER NAME. THEY CAN EVEN TRY HIPOPPOTAMUS

Anonymous said...

Na which kin name be dis? Notin we nor go see or hear from all dis celebs. Hmmmmmm

Aderonke A. Okeleye said...

I like the name, North means top. dt means the child will always be ontop of her game. and North west sounds funky. lol. i dont lik Nori.

sasha bone said...

North West ke? Would she be called the name in full or just North??
...and Kris approves??? Oh wow..

Ijjoy said...

This name na rubbish, Weird fellows

Anonymous said...

"pornS" would have been a better name.

Soul said...

As in eh.

Anonymous said...

Kaidence donda west,dats d baby's name

Anonymous said...

linda, d twitter comments r hilarious! but she will indeed need therapy sha, esp to get over d bullying! pls post my comment o, u neva do!*sad face*.

Anonymous said...

This now makes gwyneth paltrow's durta apple martin who wil def get called apple martini not look so bad, I'm sure dis was kanye's fucked up name and since kim didn't hav a choice, she decided to b callin her Nori. Poor child-all d way 2 d top and slightly 2 d left,kimye hav def helped american comedians.

Anonymous said...

Oloshi pataki!.....kmt!

Anonymous said...

Yes I heard so don't knw where north west came from again.

Anonymous said...

Buahahaaha. Let d billyin continue. North west d directn 2 a strip club. Makes apple n blue ivy sound nice. Wat were dy tinkin. D girl will be traumatized in sch. Chai! Just sayin ...D Curious1

Sharon Obuns. said...

Ok,that's much better. Kaidence's a pretty name. I like Donda too.#deepsighofrelief!!

Anonymous said...

North West,Kaidence Donda,Asake or Dominique,woteva name dy gv their child is no one's f**ckg biz,its their lives not ours.

Anonymous said...

Dis has to b a joke.haba!i tot it was Kaidence Donda West?!What are they thinkin?did they even think abt d abuse of d child for one second?

Anonymous said...

Cool name for a new generation baby, big ups kimye

Hrm paul ojeih said...

Linda are they not both mad sometimes dis guys act as if there is no God as if they wont die now let me ask dis obvious question if both parents were not celebrity's wont dat child bare a normal name of course kanye must always do stupid stuff the god of the Horus all seeing eyes takes his sacrifice form the north west that's why the iluminats always say their creed facing north and ending it in west i bet ya all did not know dat wat ever kanye or jigga or beyonce does have meanings

Anonymous said...

Lols. See her facebook page here www.facebook.com/north.kimye

tess said...

North west ko west side ni.. awon parent ye olodo ni...if I wia north west I will shoot dem wen I grow up..#poor child

e bonto said...

What is in a name? Yet everything is in a name. If they like,like dem name her "REALITY"dat is their own cup of tea.

Anonymous said...

Lots of future bullying for baby north west..."Sum1 pls tie dis knot west"... Can't stop laughing.

Anonymous said...

Uw north west. Kim and kenya pls make it fast cos we waitin 4 south east

Anonymous said...

Oh my gosh! I pray its a joke.

Anonymous said...

Linda its unfair..u don wnt 2 post my comment

Anonymous said...

Lmfao,lwkmd, lwtmb, hehehehehehehahahahahhahahahahahhahahahahhahahahahahh *coughing* hahahaahahhahaahaha kim likes attention shaaaa....

Anonymous said...

Love those jokes.

So funny.

pretty T said...

HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAAHA. OMG!!!!!!!!!! that one direction dig is cracking me up, plus Bonario, u be big nama ooo. hahahahahaha, choi. na wa for WAEC on top his baby head.but seriously?they hate the child that bad??

Anonymous said...

@Hrm paul, abeg shut up! And btw where is linda getting her info frm? Kim's baby's name is KAYDENCE DONDA WEST, kim gave her baby KAYDENCE, while kanye named her DONDA because dat was his late mother's name. So where is d north coming from? Abi na Linda pikin name be north? People should stop hating on kim 4 no reason n evn if they gave d child north, what's u pple's business? Na una pikin?? Linda pls also verify ur gist, b4 u giv ur readers wrong info!

Wanas said...

North West, seriously? ROTFL dos two re simply daft!such ridicul

Kass Babs said...

Its like Kim telling Kanye don't take d car North west... U need to service it.

Anonymous said...

LORL... South East nko?
~D great anonymous!

Anonymous said...

God ds is soo hilarious! Cnt stop lafin at d mini article under dos tweets n mennh, north west? Dats simply ridiculous! Wel, may her lyf nt b as dry n backwards lyk north west nigeria. #biting sugarcane wt a grin

Oby said...

Dats gotta be an order frm beyond...#Illu...ti# cos they'v already named her Kaidence Donda West, so wats with the sudden change of mind?

Anonymous said...

Dey would have given the lil gal compass...instead of all these north,south west

Anonymous said...

They always like to create controversial,why north west?can they name her something they relate to there names...and if they girl grow up and start misbehaving now they will say na weird they worry her whereas the parents cause it..

damola adelowo said...

i don't understand why some people won't mind taking panadol for someone else's headache...how in the world is it anyone's business what someone decides to call his/her baby...is the name funny?...yeah, i'll say it is....but it doesn't worth the criticism...They wonna call their baby North...let them go ahead...besides North West sounds pretty cool to me...people should learn how to mind their own businesses abeg...

TobiNigeria said...

North west goes for a job interview
NW:"Hi, I'm north west"
Interviewer:" You are not West? I thot u wr Kanye West's child
NW: "yes, I am north"
Interviewer: "Yes, you are not!that's just not right"
NW:" no, I'm not justright, I'm Northwest"
Interviewer: "damn, you are nuts"
NW: " yeah, I ve bn trying to tell you; I am North"
Interviewer: okay,your first name is?
NW:"my first name is North"
Interviewer: " is not what"
NW: "its North west"
Interviewer:" (sighs), I'm having a bad day!, so you are not West, then who are you?
NW:" I don't understand ur question! If u are implying that
I am not northwest, then call any of my references".
Interviwer: "one last time, Who are you?"
NW: "I'm Northwest"
Interviewer: " Security!!!"

Anonymous said...

i think u meant to say *field day* Linda

Anonymous said...

North is fine if the spelling was differnt,how about Northee?

Anonymous said...

Dem wan use dia pikin do map reading ni? Not Strange frm dose two sexographists!

Anonymous said...

ROSE????????????????????????????????????????????????/

Anonymous said...

I tot Nkorika is d worst name I ve heard until North West! #ROTFL#!

chioma said...

It makes sense. They live in the East, Kanye is West, Kim is South and the new daughther becomes North. Compass don ready

Eze Chukwumereze said...

They can name her governor's forum for all I care. Middle belt ko, south south ni.

Anonymous said...

We all should know that parents have special reason for giving their child a particular name. we should respect that. Whether North, Bush, Rice or Stone, names are for identification. Datz all.

Anonymous said...

Lmaoooooo!!!!!! Dis so ridiculous..Why wld Kimye do dis 2 dis Child....Stupid Parents #Long hisss.

Fertility and Relationships said...

This is just the beginning.

Anonymous said...

linda which one be poor baby dat wasnt nice dey ve rite to name their child anything

Anonymous said...

Use punctuations OMG

Anonymous said...

Lolzzzzz!!!!!!!!

Anonymous said...

Mumu!!!!! North doesn't mean top o!!!! Na direction!!! As in cardinal point.lolzzzzzz.

Blessing Omagbon Yovwe said...

hhhmmmmm north/west noni !!!..........lolz

CONSPICIOUS said...

HAHA! NICE NAME.IF THEY WERE NIGERIAN
THEY WOULD HAVE NAMED THE BABY "NIGER DELTA" THE OIL WELL OF NIGERIA.

Anonymous said...

I won't mind to be her god mother and I will call her Lolade or Asake West

ngozi emmanuel said...

Hmmm... thatz not fair Kim and Kanye, how cld u pple give such name to ur first child

Anonymous said...

I can just imagine that kids pals saying 'come down south North and we can all go West' hahaha hahaha. ...thats what happens when you got wacky people for parents.

icekid brian said...

"North west" dats so booooooorrrrrriiiiiinnnnnggggg!!!! Worst celeb name ever #shakes head

Pinky Kim said...

Sounds more like a weather forecast to tell us which way the wind is blowing. Yeah that storms coming down from the north west…Baa haa haa poor baby. Hopefully ‘Wild West’ for a sibling!

ngozi emmanuel said...

Hmmm.. thatz not fair, Kim and Kanye hw cld u pple give such name to ur first child...

Anonymous said...

NORTH WEST KO, EAST NORTH NI......WOT A BRUTAL NAME!!!!

damola adelowo said...

TobiNigeria @ 1:22pm...u really got me smh with this...really funny...

Anonymous said...

I actually said a little prayer that this isn't true. Of all the beautiful names out there, for a baby that would no doubt be beautiful. Pleeeaasse God, let it not be soooooo!!!!

BLOGLORD said...

mschewwww! their baby, their business

Anonymous said...

I actually like the name!

Keri Hill said...

ok its like dis north west would u pack ur things dis minute we are going on a road trip northwest to visit ur granny

Victor Emmanuel said...

Thank goodness they didn't name her south south! That one has been copyrighted by moi! Dumb ass parents!

Zany said...

Like serious ROSE!!! Hahhahahahahhahahhahha!!!

Anonymous said...

I've got 99 problems and North West and Ivy Blue Carter ain't ONE!

Hit me!!!

LOL

Anonymous said...

They've removed the last elements of doubt as to whether or not Kanye and Kim are full-blown idiots!!

Anonymous said...

Why not name this poor baby NORTH KOREA OR SOUTH CENTRAL LA?...Its sound like a friggin airline name!!!

Thanks for flying with NORTH WEST. Have a nice day!

Aligora said...

North West? What happened to all the Ks. They should have named her KONDEMNED that way, whatever she z going to face in her life she will be well prepared for it.

Anonymous said...

lolz oh my gosh my tummmy i cnt laf any more. i tink d name is pretty cool we knw dere r worse names in nija so make una chillax

Anonymous said...

Classic!! Rotflmho. U shd quit ur day job Tobi lwkmd

Anonymous said...

This is tushe gone wrong! In a quest for a unique name... Joke of the century.

Anonymous said...

north sounds masculine abi the pikin na trans?


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Anonymous said...

NorthWest is the name of a hospital and NorthWestern is the name of a travel agency and also a hotel.....Any wonder why they chose this ridiculous name? Both of them need to take a trip to the looney hotel and then end up in a Psych ward, North West korrr, South East ni, U for name am AppleCiderVinegar

chinyere adajesus said...

Looooooool rolling on d floor. Feel sexy indeed.

Anonymous said...

hi linda, its not a 'filled day' it's a 'field day' meaning 'an opportunity for success, action or excitement, usually at the expense of others'.

Titillola Okuns said...

This has got to be the biggest joke ever... loooool!

Doyinsola bamidele said...

wats all ya biz? Let dem give there baby d name they want o. We av Wood,Bush and so on. Leave dem alone pls. 9ja wth their wahala

Goke Adepoju said...

By the way Linda, it's FIELD DAY, not filled day.

Anonymous said...

U dis libers lenu pa,I can't stop laughing,he!e pele,heen,aw cud parents who ar in their right senses named dier baby North West,chai!na wah 4 kimye o.
.............Lydiaabby

Anonymous said...

U dis libers lenu pa,I can't stop laughing,he!e pele,heen,aw cud parents who ar in their right senses named dier baby North West,chai!na wah 4 kimye o.
.............Lydiaabby

Anonymous said...

U dis libers lenu pa,I can't stop laughing,he!e pele,heen,aw cud parents who ar in their right senses named dier baby North West,chai!na wah 4 kimye o.
.............Lydiaabby

Aduke said...

@Anon June 21, 10:34am- GBAM!! As in I'm sooo disgusted at this "North West" nonsense!! Like really?????! I really want to believe it's a joke!

Anonymous said...

Hello blue!(a frnd) Hello pink/red/green or evn black*smiling* (respond!Seeing myself as Blue ivy). Hello north west!(a frnd) Hi south east(respond! Seeing myself as north west). Can't just imagine hw these kids wil react wn called by their names! Mummy nd daddy wil c nd feel hell 4 such names!

emeka oguejiofor said...

Τ̅ђe name has a serious meaning it sounds not west which simply means τ̅ђe baby Ȋ̝̊̅§ not kanye west daughter....can't U̶̲̥̅̊ people get it????....who A̶̲̥̅̊я̲̣̥ε they playing

emeka oguejiofor said...

Τ̅ђe name has a serious meaning it sounds not west which simply means τ̅ђe baby Ȋ̝̊̅§ not kanye west daughter....can't U̶̲̥̅̊ people get it????....who A̶̲̥̅̊я̲̣̥ε they playing

emeka oguejiofor said...

Τ̅ђe name has a serious meaning it sounds not west which simply means τ̅ђe baby Ȋ̝̊̅§ not kanye west daughter....can't U̶̲̥̅̊ people get it????....who A̶̲̥̅̊я̲̣̥ε they playing

Anonymous said...

Wat a Wonderful Compass

Anonymous said...

Na wa oooo. Dis kinda name sha....e no sweet atalllllllll

Anonymous said...

Get ur facts right. The baby's name is North West and she is up for some big time bullying when she starts school. Poor child, am sure she will end up being called north west highway

Gina James said...

REALLY????!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

WHAT WERE YOU THINKING?

“NORTH WEST” (??)

…..and I’m done.

Gina James said...

Yes its ridiculous and what were you thinking guys summer west???