Tuesday, May 1, 2012

Doctors recommend sucking of breast to reduce breast cancer

I saw this news on BBC o, so if it's not accurate, then blame them...:-). So according to BBC, doctors have recommended that women can reduce their risk of getting breast cancer by having their breasts thoroughly and vigorously sucked. Vigorously? Sounds badass! I like! Hehehehehe.

The doctors said that regular sucking of the breast lowers the risk level that tends to build lumps, leading to breast cancer.

So dear men, do your part, save a life, suck a breast today. And don't worry, you are at no risk of throat cancer...lol

151 comments:

Chikaka said...

I read it last week and laughed!

Jesse's wife said...

lol@ SAVE A LIFE, SUCK A BREAST na wah oh only you Linlin can come up with that....so the husband has no choice but to have a mandatory daily bedtime suck from now on lol

Anonymous said...

But urs is flat and there's nothing to suck....

Frenchie said...

Wow incredible lol
Dear Lord please help me find a bf who knows how to do it right ;-))))

femi said...

I will definitely save a life tonight

Anonymous said...

LMAOOOO but it's very true *winks*

Anonymous said...

Linda were u for dey see all dis ur news?anyways it okkkkk.

Anonymous said...

This is good. As If I've always known, I like my bobbie seriously sucked. Hehehehe. So I've even been helping me prevent cancer. Issorait. Afrochic

Anonymous said...

hehehehe...did yu jus say vigorously? Abeg wey my bf, come suck breast oooo

Anonymous said...

So linda, u know what that means don't you.... Get your breasts over here for some thorough vigorous sucking!...:)

cheedyboi said...

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Olusayo said...

I'm loving this post o, Linda....And infact, i feel like swinging to action immediately....So, to start with....My dear Linda, i can take up a role with you?*shy#

Anonymous said...

Na wa o linda,hen what r u trying to encourage. Lol

Anonymous said...

ONOME says............
Linda.
Will be back with my response.

Jaja said...

Abeg o Linda, this is what I've being telling my wife since o! Tell dem.

Anonymous said...

Naughty Linda! I'm sure that they meant breast feeding in order to reduce accumulated breast milk when a women is 'lactating'. Pls clean ur dirty mind. Xoxo

Anonymous said...

Yes i agree! When i had my baby, i was told by the midwives and doctors that the breast pump for milk expression and the baby sucking breast is recommended to reduce breast cancer.

Anonymous said...

Lwkmd...

Oya, Lin Lin... Preserve of ya breast for me o... I no wan make u get anything cancer, esp not on those boobs..

Naija men una don hear d good news na...

Oya where ma babe de???

Anonymous said...

Linda u haf madt finish......lmao na really save a life today nau! na there u go fear advice

victoria said...

lynda,please I will like to see the link,thanks

MissBoss said...

Na waa!!!!! Mean sey many breasts go turn to slippers b dat na. Kai! Theires always pain in gain sha.

Anonymous said...

loool the doctor who said this must defo be a man who was not getting enough breast from his wife! Big mumu. Not many women would allow that before the breast starts to sag. Breast sucking stage has FINISHED mehn!

victoria said...

Lynda ,please I will like to see the link.

Bluefalcon said...

Hahahahahaha,is it breast with milk or dry one lol

victoria said...

lynda,please I will like to see the link,thanks

roses said...

u go kill person Linda..which bbc carry this one na?

Fatimah said...

So dear men, do your part, save a life, suck a breast today. And don't worry, you are at no risk of getting throat cancer...lol

hahhaha. lwkmd! Linda, you are so badass! Badt girlz.

Olu-omo of d source said...

I'm hoping a similar method is prescribed 4 reducing the risk of scrotal cancer in men.To ass men all over d world our value just dropped.

Anonymous said...

Lmao @ "save a life, suck a breast today". Linda u r sumthn else!

Anonymous said...

9ja Men dey suck breast ? All dey went is ****

Anonymous said...

Linda you're just a MADT girl..."suck a breast, save a life"...ha ha ha... Now all those foolish Ghanian boys that have been doing public breast sucking will begin to feel justified.

Janded said...

I breastfed for 4 years straight because I had 3 kids in 3 years. That means I am totally immune now. lol

apinke said...

lmao@no risk of contracting throat cancer

Dayo said...

Lol.That's all i can utter

Anonymous said...

This babe, you haf spoil. I will appreciate the priviledge of saving you Linda. Can I suck yours? Not only the breast, I can prevent pelvic and cervical cancer too. You know what I mean?

apinke said...

my bf is already gud in dat aspect.sucking and fondling.lmao






my haters are my confused admirers..............think abt dat

Anonymous said...

slow news day? :)

caesar said...

Wow!!!! This is good news,any lady who needs her breast 2 be suck thoroughly should contact me.First 10 ladies will be free of charge

Anonymous said...

linda,,,,,,,,, u bahd girl. I know this is the kinda stuff u'll like to post. Anyways, i hope my fiance's not seeing this post ooo, my should boobs be sucked by a man and not a baby. Pls.,,, me i dont like the idea ooo.

Anonymous said...

Hahahahahah...linda linda.anyway sha my husband go suck well well den all my children go suck for five five years before i win dem.

Anonymous said...

So guys sow into a life today by sucking thorougly the breast of ur loved ones.

Anonymous said...

Lindaaaaaaaaaaaaa, you are just a clown.smh. I have hrd it before but didn't know how true it was.thanks for the re-assurance again.*wink*,lol

fran6 said...

linda na wah for you sha

Anonymous said...

whoa thats an eye opener for our ladies who hate for their breast to be sucked vigorously.........i love breast

RealTruthHurts said...

That means i have to thank god my mum can never have breast cancer. Legend says i really tried on those things.
Dear future wife i hope you are reading this pls?

Anonymous said...

Lol,crazy girl...i like u though
.V.

Titanium said...

It's not like that o. It is actually that women who BREASTFEED their children are less likely to have breast cancer than women who don't. Trust me I'm a doctor.

Anonymous said...

Just anoda way of encouraging sexual imorality.

RealTruthHurts said...

Pls where's bloglord again? Has she been sent away by the different blogwhatevers springing up on LIB?

charles ejike nwankwo said...

hahaha. na wa o. my wife must see this.

Anonymous said...

I like sucking breast, so women allow men to suck, they are helping you in return......

jambites said...

Breast should be sucked by who?
U definately wont swallow that sour breast milk trust me and the breast milk odur,can u stand it.its not bad though but no appealing as well

Zizou said...

Linda, I honestly won't mind starting from yours, seriously. :D

Anonymous said...

Oya linda lemme start with ur own...lol....

#Queeny!

Anonymous said...

Hehehehehe......linda.....I got start 4rm ur own first ooo.....I no mind say I be woman....at list..I will be saving u 4rm breast cancer lolz......u guys out dere...make una come suck my own 4 free abeg... Lolz.....

Anonymous said...

True talk

ladyt said...

dis linda eh lol u re a clown @throat cancer. Anyway dis my first time to comment on ur blog, am kinda addict to ur blog cos i laugh alot @lib comments. Keep doin ur tin gal...

Anonymous said...

Oya men....on your marks.....steady......suck.

Ofilispeaks.com said...

Next book by Ofilispeaks "How Sucking Breasts Saved My Wife!"

Anabel said...

ok oooooo. We have heard. Where's my adult baby?

prince said...

Linda if you need someone to help you reduce the risk of getting breast cancer i can help you suck your breasts thoroughly and vigorously.

Anonymous said...

Don't think dis s real bcos I wnt 2 ask mi guy 2 stsrt work on mi breast....

Anonymous said...

Linda na wah for U̶̲̥̅̊ op say U̶̲̥̅̊ ₪☺ go dey carry ur breast up n down for man Τ̅☺ suck tired t will turn Τ̅☺ slippers ooo
Ooh

Anonymous said...

the doc must be right,women need woo their men to do that

Anonymous said...

the doc must be right,women need woo their men to do that

Anonymous said...

oya Linda, bring ya breast...

Anonymous said...

ℓσℓ @ throat cancer linda u nor well @ all

Anonymous said...

linda i go like suck ya two breasts, to save ya life, since u are my fav blogger

Anonymous said...

i told my girlfriend this story, she said waz a freak...

Anonymous said...

I want to prevent cancer o! I need someone I can help o! I can prevent cervical cancer and breast cancer. A trial will convince you.

udrimz said...

Wow!!,this is a good new 2 kick-start the month with...i go suck any booby suckable

Bcos said...

I dey come,make I got tell friend

Richard Bernard said...

is that the only option??? if it is, den guys...

Anonymous said...

Sound ridiculous but funny. How scientific prove is that. Well google will service me. Vigorously, what of those ‎​who have breast milk.

Anonymous said...

Heard such thing before but what of those without breast milk. A way to make the breast not redundant.

Bcos said...

Those who have got breast milk should wait after lactation or go sell the milk to dangote,but guys should take it easy o bcos some breast can suffocate

SOLUTIONWAP™ FOR MOBILE said...

I actually read something about this on internet last year feb 9 on a website, then i copied d keyword to check more on google, and LO! Many sites and blogs out there are talking about. It may b tru.

Anonymous said...

I miss her alot. Guess she disaprd wen lib strtd havn blogbabs dadys
Chikito

SOLUTIONWAP™ FOR MOBILE said...

Thank God!! I just got inspired to open breast cancer clinic, i go just suck all their breast well well, make d cancer enter my belle, i go com take Aporo to prevent Belle cancer...hehehe

Royal Attah said...

Breast sucking technique is a barbaric ideology. There are better ways of reducing cervical cancer not this ancient sucking formular by men. Common Linda, update yourself. That the info is coming from BBC does not make it absolutely correct. U hear me linda.

tussh urhoboboi i said...

yes man dis is a resolution

kunle said...

Linda, you make my heart beat and grin. How come? Is this ƒor real. Well, This is a nice study for research. I can do this for my wife even if it involve persuading her and ƒor prevention.

Diva Coda said...

Linda is a badt gehs..e-ya-e-ya-ohhhhhh

Black Man Comes said...

When I saw this "Vigorously? Sounds badass! I like! Hehehehehe" i knew you were asking for trouble.

Nnenna said...

Linda with the amount of men and boys that have offered to suck your breast, you will never have cancer oh.

My husband is currently at work preventing me from getting cancer, good night.

SOLUTIONWAP FOR MOBILE said...

See the answer to dis question "If An Adult Man Sucks A Women Breast Who Has Aids And Milk Gets In His Mouth, Can He Contract It?" at SOLUTIONWAP FOR MOBILE

joan said...

Over sabi, na itk go deal with u. Mumu

Anonymous said...

i tink dis is a be
ginning of new innvention, ultmate cure 2 any stupid cancer n so i imploy all men in d whole world 2 start sucking breast 2dy witout delaying it.procastination is a thief of our tym ohhhhhhhhhhhhhh.

Anonymous said...

Hmmmm! Wahala dey ooooo

kunle said...

Linda, is me again. I urgently need the bbc link. I am absolutely serious. I will be expecting through your comment.

Megzy said...

Ladies, believe it or not this is the best solution for breast cancer. So as a good Nigerian, i am volunteering to save the lives of our beautiful ladies. I know what the ladies are thinking right now, that if all handsome Nigerian Men like myself could do the same, Nigeria will be a better place. It's turn by turn. Linda your first.

Deyinka Onabanjo said...

U cn Blab!!!smh

Deyinka Onabanjo said...

Lmao.

Rockstar said...

Why do men look so stupid when they are sucking breasts?Am just visualizing a whole big man,naked and sucking breasts.I wonder what may be going on in the lady's mind?lol...as in, 'Look at him..stupid old fool..sucking away like a fool...Hmmm, men, we just have no choice but to respect our women.Suck breast and calm down...

Anonymous said...

@ kunle. Thoroughly & vigorously search for it jor. Linda can't b bought with a suck. Puh-leaze Stop harassing her.

adah said...

Linda pls help find out if such
can also be applied to reduce cancer of the pelvis,v-jayjay,etc. *winks* :)

Anonymous said...

Breast cancer is no joke. I fail to see the humour in this article. Not funny at all. Sorry.

Anonymous said...

From experience, I am a 40DDD if my boyfriend does not suck my boobs, I have pains. When I was celibate, I was always having pains.

Anonymous said...

So, it seems a whole lot of people here either wanna suck or get sucked......
To suck, call 080-SUCK-A-HOE
To get sucked, call 080-SWEET-LIP.
A trial will convince you

Anonymous said...

And FYI, Linda is not available on our call service

LyricalMessiah said...

I am available...delay is dangerous....Hehehe

Anonymous said...

Wow love diz new any interested lady should kal numbr 08127717271 am available ma name iz joseph george

LyricalMessiah said...

My lovely single ladies...this must be a hard time reading such post..I want to be of help in this matter...for boobs that are still firm and solid..contact asap...na just to help o as they said...i'm tryin to save a life.Hehehe..just boobs sucking nothing else.

Anonymous said...

...so considering I have saved thousands of lives...

Anonymous said...

haba,.. D@z badt,.. Dirty mind,..

RealTruthHurts said...

I thought the subject was breast cancer. Where did you derive your own cervical cancer from?
You see now,in your haste to sound knowledgeable you commot your own lane and veered into BRT lane

RealTruthHurts said...

I bet the comment on this post is going to break the comments record on lib. Na this kind thing people dey like to see

Anonymous said...

Linda...bring ur breast make i suck :P

Anonymous said...

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Anonymous said...

hehehe,u sound like the sanctimonous AliBaBa.yeah,block me if u can!

Zeme said...

I always have mine sucked but not vigorously! Wetin na fight? *btw* my haters are my confused admirers.....I like dat

Anonymous said...

Oya na ,omo na to dey suck breast like a baby o. Hope sucking 100times a week is not too much?

Delpi007

Anonymous said...

http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/health/2136824.stm

http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/health/4187697.stm

I am, the no Sender. said...

Go on girl. Go do some thorough research. I lika your style.

But please, whatever you come up with should strongly recommend sucking of boobies.

My lips are already in the sunction mode.

But, while you are it, is it not true that sucking breasts may delay conception?

Nigeria university said...

Now my girlfriends are over me. Wanting a suck.

Nabteb timetable said...

Now it is time for more popcorn

Eze said...

Ladies I am always willing to help,all you just need do is ASK.

Aity said...

Aunty Linda u wil nt kee person suck a breast save a lyf heard dis frm a frnd & its soooo true now fiance must suck breast by force..... Bt plenty breast go turn 2 dunlop slippers ooooo..... Wit dat word vigorously.......

Montana said...

I'm all up for that 110% *covered eyes* fresh, clean,large and juicey.

babeontop said...

Google is your friend, leave Linda alone, she is too busy, haba!

BLOGBABY said...

Linda go jo...they mean women that breastfeed their baby...lol. You be bad pikin o...hehe!

funmi said...

Linda na wa o, u don dey carry last o. This news is sooooooo last year. We have heard it since naw. Abeg give us something new. Next please.

Kzel said...

Nigerian guys will soon start selling their mouth for suck. Suckin for sale.....lol

Kzel said...

Nigerian guys will soon start selling their mouth for sucking. Sucking for sale....lol

Anonymous said...

Frenchie, Please i am available for you.cooleddie23@yahoo.com

Anonymous said...

LOL! Which BBC? Radio or TV or was it igbinedion tv? LOL!

Anonymous said...

wat abt smal breast

Anonymous said...

Linda, if u r rite, den i ve rili sav d life of d few girls ve had somtin wit. I luv suckn it...

Anonymous said...

ONOME says..........
This post sounds more like pornography than any other thing.
And I am with the anon who said"breast cancer is no joke".I also am with him/her on the "not finding this post funny at all"
Breast cancer has killed so many women and will kill many more and while I acknowledge that this sucking thing may be true or well researched I find that the way Linda has addressed it is not exactly ???(not sure of what adjective to use)
Regular breast self examination is key here.The UK has guidelines for women less than 35 to have regular ultrasound done and those over 35 to have regular mammographies done.That should be what aunty Linda ought to be promoting not this:(
Cancer is serious business and EVERY WOMAN IS AT RISK.So let's accord it the seriousness it deserves.
Just saying.Dont want to burst any one's bubble.If you feel better about the off colour jokes about breast cancer and sucking please go on ahead and have fun.

Anonymous said...

Pls linda, seeing is believing;LET US SEE THE LINK FROM BBC.
Don't deceive ur fans oooo!!!
Sharon

Anonymous said...

DELAY IS DANGEROUS!!!!!!!!!!!

Megzy said...

Linda your in trouble o. You see because of my love for you and your blog, i am urging all handsome male LJ bloggers to volunteer to save your life. You know your blog is an important tool, contributing to alot in this world, and we wouldn't want to see it crash(people may die). So let's join hands and make Linda cancer free for the rest of her life. Linda we love you!!!. So guy's if your with me start commenting, source for volunteers, get busy, let's make this happen. Long live Linda.

Anonymous said...

So sorry for sounding dirty. Apologies Linda. Anyways, I guess the study was refering to lactating mothers.

Anonymous said...

You posted a comment from your hallowed chambers? Aaaw! So did you enjoy it?

victoria said...

...but lynda this is rather an expensive joke because its not what is written on the BBC link someone pasted here.

Peter Alexander Okafor said...

For real oh today na my birthday. Abeg make una donate birthday breast for me make i suck

Anonymous said...

This is good news. Now, I have every reason for my bf to do it.

Anonymous said...

hmmm.... Dis is gud news o!

Kunle said...

Thank you Anon: May 2, 2012 6:09 am ƒor the links.

Guys don't mind Linda, she has pull a lot people leg. Truly, there is a relationship btw breastfeeding and reduction in the risk of breast cancer. So guys, the breast milk was not created ƒor you but ƒor the new life.

Abideen Akinlabi Akinbode said...

Mo gbe, moku mo daran............... Suck women breasts? Omo is anywoman arround that need my services even for free? But breast-milk doesn't taste great at all, still yet i will savore the foddling and sucking like a baby lolllllllllllllllllllz,....,,,.............

ugo babe said...

my husband just showed me bc he loves doing dt bt i usually dnt agree dnt want flat breasts oo. with Linlin's advice will serve him like twice a week for a start, if its still standing strong after some months i will increase it to thrice or more.more concerned about d shape b4 abeg.nawa for dis gist oo.

horluwatosyne said...

laff wan tear my belle oooooo.....u pple wn't kill m,e with all dis comment.....

Anonymous said...

This is interesting. Does oral sex on women reduce cervical cancer? that will be excellente.

Anonymous said...

Uhmmm, interesting, i need to start a resarch on dat by constantly sucking my girl breast

Akanimo Sunday said...

OK now,I'm going to start this life-saving campaign from my office today.I hope I get some co-operation.

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So, I have save some lives toooo. That's great

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Anonymous said...

O my god! Now after this sucking business my breast 4 x bigger, Any remedy to reduce?
Mark