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Friday 18 September 2015

Man calls police after masseuse offeres him sex

A man called the police after he went for a massage in Manchester city centre and was offered a little something extra...sex. The shocked customer said he thought the place was legitimate after seeing an advert online,but during the private, afternoon session, he was offered sex. 


The man refused the additional service saying he was ‘offended’, and a row broke out with the masseuse when he demanded his money back. 

When he called the police to complain about the offer, the masseuse returned his cash and he left the building.

A police spokesman confirmed that they had received a call from the Oxford Road area shortly before 2pm on Thursday afternoon. Officers were not sent to investigate the report and no-one has been arrested.

Officers tweeted about the incident: “Strange job yesterday. A male went for a massage and was offended when offered sex. He demanded money back. Didn’t want cops to go to his house though.”

52 comments:

Uzoma Sochi said...

This guy no be young guy I can see that

Anonymous said...

He's mean though
~D great anonymous!

Uzoma Sochi said...

This man ain't a young dude, see free meal ticket

Bonita Bislam said...

Hehe honourable man.Some men would jump @ the offer lol

Bonita Bislam said...

Hehe honourable man.Some men would jump @ the offer lol

Anonymous said...

HAHAHAHA, HE GOT DE WELLED ARRANGED SERVICE, DID U CALL COPS BFORE??..TOMJERRYSWIT

STERN said...

If she's a hottie, free of diseases, i'll Def give her the sex she wants. I'll sex the life out of her. When I come next time she'll dare not offer me that again.

Unknown said...

Odikwa egwu

Cute G said...

Wish we had more of such men in the world.

Blog It With Olivia said...

Many guys would kill to have such opportunity











#IT will ONLY get BETTER
#it MUST end IN praise

Unknown said...

Hmmmmm, not all men are animals after all. Linda take note!

Anonymous said...

Wetin dey do this guy.

PRESIDENT's DAUGTHER said...

Hehehehehe that's one in a million faithful boyfrid or husband or is he gay?

Unknown said...

Oga be forming good man... Na today?

Unknown said...

Lool

@MEETD®EALEVANS™ said...


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He's gay

SWILL MARTIN said...

Eeeeeh iis he gay?hhhmnnn I'm wife juju strong oooooo

Unknown said...

Stupid man

Anonymous said...

All I can say is ... stupid guy!! U could have quietly rejected d offer. Ekpaaa ;òde niyi jones

yvejohn said...

Not all men are dogs after all.

Anonymous said...

am about to reveal a secret....that "offer" +blow jobs is what NIJA GUYS CALL ..happy ending....if you dont have happy ending package in your massage house..lagos boys will not come again..lol

APPLE said...

If nah Naija guy e for chop clean mouth lol.

Unknown said...

a.k.a EDWIN CHINEDU AZUBUKO said...
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What a stupid man..... He just miss a opportunity.......
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***CURRENTLY IN JUPITER***

Jasmine Joseph said...

What's wrong with the goat, cldnt he have just said no

livingstone said...

unbelievable

Jasmine Joseph said...

What's wrong with the goat, cldnt he have just said no

ary said...

Some men would have taken the sex offer without a double think!

Anonymous said...

incomplete story. offered sex by another male or a female???

andre kelvin said...

Lol. If it were to be a Nigerian man

Anonymous said...


You went to a massage parlour, what do you expect? Most men would have loved it! I am a woman and i want one for women, no penetration, just deep indecent massage and pure pleasure!

Unknown said...

Funny....dude is a good guy sha.















#TeamBlessed#

Unknown said...

Funny....dude is a good guy sha.















#TeamBlessed#

Unknown said...

Every Nigerian men would take d offer

Unknown said...

Lolzzzzz.... Dis is wht I call wonders shall never end. Its well withis soul and...

Anonymous said...

If na Nigerian man now,he will jump at it.

Anonymous said...

This also happens in Lagos spa's especially on the Island, Lekki, Ikoyi and Ajah axis. Even on the mainland. Some of these masseuse ladies are prostitutes in disguise. Some even offer to massage you naked for extra pay. In most spa's in Lagos, they call it happy hour or extra. The huzzling is real. It comes in form of hand job, blow job or sex and bill you for the extra service which is their own money while the normal charge goes to the spa management.

Unknown said...

A lot of guys would've jumped for dis kinda extra offer......that's good to know that there's still good guys in their crew....

Anonymous said...

Okponu Alainironu ni bobo yen sha

baggwell said...

hmm strange

AC£S said...

Lol

Anonymous said...

Idiot you nor like fuck? Behaving as if you are a virgin.

dudette said...

Hmm linda if u hear what these masseurs offer in Lagos, it's a shocker!!

I B M bolubantin said...

That's one different mahn

Unknown said...

the could be impotent, may be he struggle to satisfy his wife at home.



KUNLE SAY SO!

Anonymous said...

You're such a kid!
~D great anonymous!

Unknown said...

Great dude

Anonymous said...

For real?

Amycool cyril said...

impeccable gentleman

Anonymous said...

Masseuse means female massage therapist, @5:43pm.

Anonymous said...

Decent guy

Anonymous said...

Thank you for the enlightenment.

Unknown said...

Very good

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