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Monday, 23 February 2015

Japan to make couples go on compulsary vacations...to have more sex

Lol. Interesting development in Japan. The country's government wants to make it compulsory for married couples to go on more vacations - so they can have more sex...but there's a good explanation for this. The country has a low population growth. They say they are suffering from acute baby shortage. Only about 1million babies were born in Japan in 2014, the lowest figure on record for the country. Japan's health ministry also said that about 1,269,000 people died in 2014, indicating a natural population decline of 268,000. So basically, they were more people who died than were born. The country says its shrinking population is affecting their economy & want to do something about it.

The government figured couples are too busy hustling they don't have sex. So Parliament is now debating compulsory vacation for couples so they can have more sex and make more babies.

So imagine the vacation police turning up at your door one morning, 'Mr & Mrs Nakatoto, have you had your vacashion yet? Have you? Is the Mrs pregnant? No? Then go on another vacation.' lol..

145 comments:

Unknown said...

Hahahaha, Linda funny you. I know you will like that development.

Unknown said...

Lol! Orishirishi....

Unknown said...

I will pretend I didn't see ds post.

Zoƫ said...

Very funny... Then they should open their boarder to immigrants.

Unknown said...

Lol...

Unknown said...

Good for them cos they can work their ass out.Fruit of labour after nine months,hehehehe!

Unknown said...

Linda,you are very funny.Thats one of the reason i am planning to .......

Unknown said...

Lol...every country unto their own problems...funny country becux some countries are suffering from over population and their own is to produce more babies...

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ejiofor bona said...

lol wetin person no go read
its hilarious abeg

Carina Kikelomo Jacob said...

Lolz



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Unknown said...

MR EDDY said this heat wan kill person o.

Lol. Hahaha. that's so funny.

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Everything Rosham said...

lmaoo... very funny
na by force??????

Unknown said...

MR EDDY said this heat wan kill person o.

Lol. Hahaha. that's so funny.

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Unknown said...

Very good of them

Unknown said...

Orishirishi. They can't implement this for naija. I swear down


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Unknown said...

Hehehe! Very considerate of them. Lol!

Unknown said...

Interesting...
I hope Nigeria government wil emulate dis.
If they try dis we wil b in "soup".

Unknown said...

seriously! its funny but good too

Unknown said...

Hian! Nothing wey person no go use ear hear for dis life. Very funny indeed, lol! Linda take note!

Unknown said...

Hian! Nothing wey person no go use ear hear for dis life. Very funny indeed, lol! Linda take note!

Unknown said...

Hian! Nothing wey person no go use ear hear for dis life. Very funny indeed, lol! Linda take note!

OJAI baby said...

Lol this is so interesting

Anonymous said...

lol. wish that policy were in Ghana.

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Unknown said...

Hian! Nothing wey person no go use ear hear for dis life. Very funny indeed, lol! Linda take note!

Bonita Bislam said...

Choi if only its possible to export some kids down there and get the vac in return lol.

Unknown said...

Are you kidding me #sex vacation

opeyemi said...

Dis is so funny,pls give me visa to Japan

Unknown said...

Lol. Nakatoto ke? Hehehehe

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Unknown said...

The opposite is the case here in nigeria.with married and unmarried people having children indiscriminately.

Unknown said...

This is really really funny. But I think shay japan was trying to control their populations then so why complaining now. Oya all the Mr and Mrs in Japan compulsory sex begins

Anonymous said...

As in eh...No b small gbege o. U mst vacate for vacation...#BetaCountryJare.

Unknown said...

compulsory vacation... I think they should put that in our law for private firms.

Unknown said...

Lol this is crazy, but it makes sense

Dbil said...

haha..mr nd mrs nakatoto....soon all wives wud b pregnant..japan wud b pregnant...lol

Unknown said...

hehehehe... funny! are u seriouz?! there economy good sha.... for here 3 is enough infact na crowd. school fees and all.
If u try am for china dem go casterate dat man cos they are looking to depopulate dat country.. dem too much. hope d governments are paying for there vacations?

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bgirl said...

Lmao, blessingjack@gmail.com

OJAI baby said...

Hahahahahahhahah lindah ehh, so what if pregnancy no wan come?

Livvsreamblog said...

This is hilarious

KING OF LIBERS said...

LMAO. Orisirisi. Better government.

These are the kinds of laws we be begging naija parliament to enact but the goons be too busy embezzeling and chasing oloshos (actresses) all over Abuja.

but still on still sha, LIBERS LOVE AND HAIL THEIR KING.

CELEB said...

Lollll linda mr and mrs Nakatot kwa!

Unknown said...

Lol linda... Vacation police.. hilarious.

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Unknown said...

Make sense

Saidat said...

Lol, linda ooo. U just crack me up!

Hintealand said...

what a great vacation.

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Unknown said...

Choi! Let'em ask Nigerians hw we do it. Here we dnt nid no vacations, u knw, evn a lunch break from office is enof. Hehheheheheheh!

Unknown said...

Hehehehehe..... that's interesting. this is not applicable to us here in Nigeria at all

Unknown said...

Hahahaha,imagine

Unknown said...

Hahahaha very funny

Unknown said...

i just remembered... dis kind thing ehn... if vacation police comes knocking at your door and finds out you are gay, dem go just cut your "Blokus" go give couples wey need am.. hehehhehehe

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Unknown said...

That's cool.

Dave Mide said...

Lmfao ! na dem sabi

Anonymous said...

Lindiway this got me cracking up ROTFL@police showing up and Mr and Mrs Nakotosho

Unknown said...

C how a country operates, d government goes as far as regulating d sex life of its citizens,God please let Nigeria and Africa as a whole get to dis point when d well being of its citizens born and unborn b paramount to the government

AMIJEZ said...

Hahahaha,this is funny. Stress is one factor that can make a woman not get pregnant.

Unknown said...

Smh! Una see a country with good economy. They even want more ppl. Am sure if our politicians and govt had their ways, they would kill all of us nd live alone.
Solution to the problem: Take Bonario to Japan and make use of all that sperm that he might waste in naija on Vaseline just like he is doing already.
And bia Linda, of all names, it had to be NaKaToto abi? Biko who is thinking what am thinking about that name?





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Unknown said...

Ghenn ghennnn other countries should follow suit.. Lol

Unknown said...

Na by force

Unknown said...

Don't try this in Nigeria or else! but sha, that's really nice of them.

Unknown said...

INTERESTING. BUT IN NIAJA, WE ARE PRAYING FOR PEOPLE TO DIE MORE THAN GIVE BIRTH MORE.

THE REVERSE IS THE CASE HERE.

Unknown said...

Mehn dis is fun

GALORE said...

Lol

Na the kind thing wen our government suppose emulate be this






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dy said...

Lol, very important

Dudumide said...

Mr. and Mrs. Nakatoto ..... lolzzz, Linda no go kill person oo.

Unknown said...

Good one there from the Japanese government

Anonymous said...

Lmao whtevr rocks dia boat
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ary said...

Linda you spoil! HA! Nakatoto abi? LOL silly you!

@MEETD®EALEVANS™ said...

Lol, Linda I just love ur humour...

Tendency oby said...

Very funny

QUEEN AMANDA said...

Linda u are funny, tho I wonder what it looks like to be on vacation I ave not gone for vacation since I got married because my husband is a workaholic I pray I experience it one day sha

Unknown said...

Lmao nt bad tho

Anonymous said...

Lmao... send dem to 9ja...9ja men don't need vacations

Unknown said...

Na wa oh! This pipu are confused! Tot dey said one child per couple! Issokay! Dey should even supervise dem on bed! Shur!

Robert said...

Why are they wasting their time and energy? They should allow Nigerians or Indians to naturalise in Japan and see what will happen to their population. On the other hand if sex is their problem, they should allow just five Nigerian men to visit their women and see whether it will not be population explosion. Two face should lead the men. Lol

Unknown said...

Hmmm, God bless Japan. This is a country.
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KIZITO~SANTIAGO said...

Lol Dis Linda self..Mrs Naka-toto Hilarious!

Anonymous said...

lol

Anonymous said...

Why are they wasting their time and energy? They should allow Nigerians or Indians to naturalise in Japan and see what will happen to their population. On the other hand if sex is their problem, they should allow just five Nigerian men to visit their women and see whether it will not be population explosion. Two face should lead the men. Lol

Anonymous said...

LET DEM INTRODUCE IT IN D AFRICAN REGION...TOMJERRYSWIT

Anonymous said...

Linda oh!!! Nakatoto?!! Seriously?!! You know it can be read as "Nack a toto" right?! Lol!!!!

Paul Ofou said...

Lmaoo hahahahaha, lindodo which one be then go on another vacation? They should just make artificial insemination free joor that way it will be less stressful

Unknown said...

Sounds funnyšŸ˜šŸ˜šŸ˜

Damola Gbadegesin said...

Hehhheeee funny.

Pretty Aify said...

hahahahahahaaaaaaaaaaaaa! I can't stop laughing linda oooooooo!

What if the couple doesn't want to have babies anymore?...

Just curiously asking shaa..

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Unknown said...

Good one.
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Unknown said...

Some countries are screaming for over population and here is Japan complaining of low population lol, one man's meat is another man's poison.good for them anyway.










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Unknown said...

Japans birth rate will increase tremendously after this legislation is passed into law.
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Davido's driver said...

I like such but we don't need it in Nigeria before we turn china

Unknown said...

Lol
Very funny
But it may cause over population sha

Unknown said...

Wow nice concept I love this development lol JC

Unknown said...

Very funny

Unknown said...

Lol

Unknown said...

SALSA, ur imagination though'. Miss Me?

Unknown said...

Lmao,, abeg linda no kill me with laff.. Am sure Nakatoto is ur doing And not a name in japan smh 4u o.. The development is quite interesting..

Brown suga said...

Very interesting indeed, Advanced Countries put everything into considerations, unlike Nigeria where there is no birth control, no record, so how do we hope to curb d menace of unemployment if people are allowed to give birth as desired without considering d National economy?

ANN said...

LOL,IN NIGERIA WHETHER THERE IS POPULATION DECLINE OR GROWTH ,WHO CARES,WHO EVEN TAKE NOTE

ANN said...

LOL,IN NIGERIA WHETHER THERE IS POPULATION DECLINE OR GROWTH ,WHO CARES,WHO EVEN TAKE NOTE

Unknown said...

Anty Lin lolz....funny funny..
China - no birth , japan- more birth !
Irony of life

Charlie said...

HAhAh linda dat was really funny...
"has the mrs gotten pregnant yet"

Anonymous said...

So funny buh it's happening in marriages
Nice one 4 couples
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Anonymous said...

Nakatoto? you mean Knack her toto? I see what you did there Linda

Ify said...

Lindodo!! Mr and Mrs NACK- HER- TOTO!!!
na wa ooooo

Unknown said...

It's a very good development for the government and the citizens. i will marry from there. hehehehehe

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simpson 19 said...

#laughin dat wld be lovely, so so funny but serious

Unknown said...

Lol.....this one good oh.

Toronto Finest said...

Their selfish act is killing them.. shebi dem no wan foreigner.. dem go hear am lol. Canada built their country with immigrants.

Unknown said...

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anonymous said...

Do their law makers also intend to ban contraceptives? Going on vacation may not necessarily result in child bearing.

anonymous said...

Do their law makers also intend to ban contraceptives? Going on vacation may not necessarily result in child bearing.

Unknown said...

Hahahahaha, I am thinking wat u re thinking mehn!!!!.. so funny

Unknown said...

This is really lovely o.

SUE JORDAN said...

Mr & Mrs Nakatoto.....Linda you just made my day....lol

Unknown said...

Linda! Nakatoto? It sure has to be nak and toto abi. Well japan has been on this path for quite sometimes now. Young people are not even getting married that much talkless of having kids. As funny as it sounds though it might get to work put well for them. Soon they might be paying people to have kids

Unknown said...

japan really cares for their citizens welfare enough to know their decline in sexual activities. nice one. this cant happen in naija for sure

Aka Ikenga said...

The name should have been Mr. and Mrs. Nakamtoto. Hahahaha

Unknown said...

INTERESTING

Unknown said...

lol

Unknown said...

lol

Anonymous said...

They shd do this one too in Nigeria ooo, they just have to do it.... Its very Interesting "SeX Leave" to be called....

Unknown said...

Lol this is d funniest thing hav heard all day.LMAO

Chichi said...

Lol @ Naktoto.

Ritzybaby said...

So freaky funni

Unknown said...

Linda u r so funny....Linda d Mrs nakatoto

Anonymous said...

They should immediately draft dauda the sexy guy there,he will surely give many females there belly ASAP, Juliet iwuno take note!!!!!!! ....lol

PURPLE said...

Lol @nakatoto

Unknown said...

lolz...u must get preggy by force..linda,i must make it oo

Anonymous said...

We don't need this in Nigeria ooo! We are already over populated. Nigeria will have the 3rd largest population in the world by 2050.

Subomi said...

lol @ Mr & Mrs Nakatoto... you are a clown Linda

Anonymous said...

rolling on the floor laughing

PRETTY GIRL said...

Lmao! It's actually funny but honestly it makes a lot of sense

Juleslouis said...

Hahahaha. Linda, Ļ…̲̣̥r̲̅ crazy. Hope the vacation comes with extra money too. Money is a great motivator u know.

Anonymous said...

Apparently, they don't fancy foreigners

Unknown said...

Lol! Buh will dey pay?

Anonymous said...

Simple as ABC

Anonymous said...

Foreigners bring problems. See France, UK and US with home grown terrorists. I don't blame the Japanese.

Anonymous said...

Police at Mr and Mrs Nakatoto's door. Knock-knock!
Who is there?
Police!
Mr Nakatoto: Very good, please call the ambulance...we are stuck in action! We have been like this since 4.00am.

Anonymous said...

they should just should make up for the loss by granting Nigerians VISA we will help them fill the gap.

Anonymous said...

Nakatoto....smh

John said...

I honestly believe they want to catch up with their neighbour, China, in terms of population. The ugly part of it is that after catching up with China, they will later start preaching family planning to curb overpopulation.

Jessy said...

hahahah, this got me laughing,,,funny lindodo

Mr Barns said...

Oh Linda did u have to use that name? U's a naughty girl. Nakatoto. Smh

Anonymous said...

very funny linda,u too like ashawo tinz! y mr n mrs nakatoto? lol

Ucee said...

A country like ours and china are experiencing over population while japan is under populated,na wa o,they shld try to discover d cause of their high death rate pls,its not proper,just hope d wrath of God is not upon them.

Anonymous said...

I trust naija men,they will hustle n have sex....

PATALEX said...

Hehehehehehheehehe
Linda you are very wicked. šŸ˜„šŸ˜ƒšŸ˜„šŸ˜ƒ hehehehehehehehehehe

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