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Monday, 5 January 2015

Photos: What do y'all think our president was thinking here?

Caption this. Pres. Jonathan pictured at the New Year celebration service at Dunamis International Gospel Centre in Abuja on January 1st, in deep thoughts. Can you guess what he was thinking? :-)

199 comments:

Anonymous said...

U sure say this 2015 go make sense so????...

Sleek said...

"Abati and Reno ended up fucking up my chances this year, Na to go back to OtuOke sure pass oo..There is God oooo"

Anonymous said...

He is thinking about the electioin and how he will tackle those boko pigs





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Inside Out said...

Elections ofcourse

FLECTOR said...

YES I SURE CAN GUESS... "THIS OLD CARGO MAN BUHARI SELF, MAKE HIM KUKU FREE THIS ELECTION FOR ME NOW, AHAN!"

Unknown said...

He was like abeg, make una do fast make i go house SHIT

Unknown said...

Thinking of Mama Peace....lolzzzzz

Ayobami.. said...

"I must win this 2015 Election oo by force by fire"

Unknown said...

His thinkin that nah so dis year dey will collect d Power from my hand Diaris God ooooo

Anonymous said...

Kai! Yawa dey !

Unknown said...

Omo this man don tire oo! He looks sleepy

xquisite said...

He looks old. Hw he go win election noni Abi wat else

ary said...

Kai, where I go buy ogogoro this evening?! Wetin Pashe cook sef, I dey H!

Bold Kid said...

Not easy to be a president tho!

Unknown said...

See his monkey face

Unknown said...

Valentine Day Special

Unknown said...

APC

Unknown said...

Buhari

Unknown said...

Obasanjo

Anonymous said...

Make this service finish quick quick make i go chop the Fisherman soup wey Patience cook for me jor!

Unknown said...

Boko Haram

ary said...

'Who mess?!!'

Unknown said...

Father Mbaka

maweprosperblog.com said...

He was Meditating





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Blaq said...

Lol he is thinking Feb 14, 2015 don they draw near ooo I have to win the election
Lol

Anonymous said...

Ohhhh, sleep is catching me oh! But chei i cannot afford to close my eyes for even 3 seconds or else all these useless photographers will capture it!

Phronesisfashionworld said...

He was actually meditating

Unknown said...

forthcoming election for sure na. ..
------------LIB prince -----------
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GMB all d way

Anonymous said...

He was thinking anything cos hez got no brains to think with

Unknown said...

lol, It's about the election naa

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@Mr Endowed via Lumia phone

Anonymous said...

Kai! Which kain shit come dey worry me for this service oh?!! ABi na wetin Patience put inside that Fisherman soup we chop last night?!!! Lol!!

Unknown said...

How to win the election, chibok girls, insecurity in the country.

Unknown said...

lol, It's about the election naa

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@Mr Endowed via Lumia phone

Anonymous said...

Nigeria of course

Unknown said...

bad guy wit bad plan...election tinx nw

Unknown said...

Look at what you are doing to ur presido, lol.
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@Mr Endowed via Lumia phone

Anonymous said...

This my son wey fat like buffoon so, I have told Patience to stop feeding the boy with food meant for 5 people, but she doesn't lizzen!!! Lol!!

omo jasmine said...

Buhari leme continue dis presidency na!

Unknown said...

Look at what you are doing to ur presido, lol.
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@Mr Endowed via Lumia phone

Princess G said...

How to tackle the issues of insurgency and move the country forward.

Som Som said...

Lol...Hez meditating if he should step down 4 Buhari or to continue...Naija palava z much..

**Vanchizzy**

Unknown said...

Oh Lord If I don't Win This 2015 Election, PDP is Ruined for LIFE..

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.Disclaimer:: Raise Your Words, Not Your Voice. It Is Rain That Grows Flowers, Not Thunder..

Anonymous said...

Hmmm, I need to mess oh, I wonder whether people will know it's me if i mess, They will just think its this my fat buffoon of a son who mess! Lol!!

Adatech Group said...

Election issue......

Unknown said...

Boko haram
Election
Steal money
Amaechi
Buhari
Nigeria
Corruption
Etc

lehwarh said...

"How we go take win this 2015 election o?"

destinysweet said...

The problem in d country has made him grow older than his age*sad*God plz help ur son




Auntylindagoddaughter

Unknown said...

Make is an agent of devil

Unknown said...

hez finking dz time next year,he'ld b regarded as an ex-president of this country.

Anonymous said...

But why are Nigerians just realizing that I dont know what I'm doing as President, I thought everyone knows! Even me too, I know I don't know what im doing!

gab2shoes said...

Em own Don finish.....no more stomach infrastructure....

Gab2shoessaysso

Anonymous said...

Linda SHUT UP! APC supporter like you... pls be neutral for once

Okoro said...

Kidnapped girls...

Unknown said...

He has a lot to think about...

Akwaugo said...

How dis election will be like


Lib ugegbe

gidis said...

Bout his chances in d forth coming elections I guess....

Unknown said...

What else? If not the abuses he has been getting from u people he is thinking about.

Unknown said...

He was meditating....Lolzzzzzzz.

#Royal Priesthood#

Anonymous said...

Chai! Tinubu don show Buhari d way now..

Baba sef no dey my side again..

Gawd, na ur hand I dey now o!

Unknown said...

To b President is not moi moi ooo

#Royal Priesthood#

Neks said...

>>>> " Nonsense, this is my last New Year celebration hear, conclude your preaching let me go and sleep jor. <<<<

Dprecious said...

Thinking about his administration... Chaaiii... It's 2015... Dis APC guys ehehn? Dem no wan gree Oo... BH self still dey strike... Na wa Oo.. How will I survive dis people?

Anonymous said...

Strategising...
His gat so much in his cup..
Sometimes I wonder if d trouble in ruling or leading is worth all d pain...
Na wah o


.....A better Nigeria I pray.....

Unknown said...

He has grown white hairs b4 his old age comes.

Even Buhari doesn't hav dis priviledge of white hairs despite b older than GEJ.

GEJ all d way to 2019.

#Royal Priesthood#

Anonymous said...

"...oh god why have you given me a job I CAN NOT handle... I didn't ask for this.. Anyway am out in February"

UK Tog.

The guy looks like a heavy drinker😳

Dave Mide said...

eve his son sef dey frown at him! lmao ...say wetin daddy dey think now

Unknown said...

Pls u guys should leave my GEJ...

Haters and oppositions, go and hug d transfomer for all we care.

GEJ all d way to 2019

#Royal Priesthood#

General said...

So many tinz. From Fr Mbaka to Apc to grassroots

Hypertek IshOlawale said...

Feb 14th on his mind....

Fagbemi said...

No be my fault Oh ! Na force dem force me in the first Place . Which kain wahala I put myself so.

Unknown said...

Aunty I, aunty I, I know d answer .
He was thinking of d ups n down surrounding his 2015 election. Wishing that everything cld just go his way and to his success.
P4dworld@gmail.com

AQO said...

Only God knows.











Jesus is Lord.

Anonymous said...

I go win dis election so

@MEETD®EALEVANS™ said...

He was probably thinking abt Daziani..

Unknown said...

No doubt something to do with Buhari...

Unknown said...

'If only God will just answer my prayer' may be something like that, LOL

Anonymous said...

Nothing, if at all he is thinking is how or what sector to steal money from. All those face never do anything.

Anonymous said...

Toooooooooooooooo much chop life. Pls go rest sir .

Unknown said...

MR EDDY said.
Maybe he's thinking of how to get rid of that balloon sitting next to him.
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Unknown said...

The heart of a man is full of different thoughts...he's climbing hills and trying to figure out how on earth he has been bad and his government and people surround him has been bad
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Anonymous said...

Bobo buhari yi sha lowun oni step down abi...issokay! i will show him.

Steady said...

He wanted to give his life to Christ, but thinking of what he will leave behind if he does so

Anonymous said...

Thinking how good it is to be in position of power..

Unknown said...

Looks like Dude is in a Trance.

Unknown said...

Awwwww... Such a burden he is carrying...... Thinking of how to better his country

MamaWhat??? said...

May be he was thinking of the heavy burden upon his head, or about him not winning..the man should just step down if he can't handle the country.

Unknown said...

The president just lost his younger sister, that's probably why he has such a gloomy look.

MamaWhat??? said...

Even the son was steering at him sef!!!

Unknown said...

His thinking, "God! Will I be able to make it into ur kingdom, with all my looting, and allowing my aids to cause suffering to the people am suppose to lead?

Unknown said...

His thinking, "God! Will I be able to make it into ur kingdom, with all my looting, and allowing my aids to cause suffering to the people am suppose to lead?"

Unknown said...

His in sprite! Communicating wit baba God

Unknown said...

nigga knows his time is up

Anonymous said...

He was probably just hungover.

Juleslouis said...

What if after all this, i still do not win?

MrDanas said...

And he be like... Na wah oooo, so 2015 don reach like dis... How d election won be sef

@MrDanas says so via www.mrdanas.com

andrew said...

Without reservation, the man is tired and perhaps unwilling to continue. With the dwindling revenue from oil consequently dis-enabling the nation from meeting its domestic financial obligation is what readily comes to my mind, upon seeing this picture of our FATIGUED president.

HOUSE OF LAWOF said...

He is thinking of how to fight corruption.

andrew said...

Without reservation, the man is tired and perhaps unwilling to continue. With the dwindling revenue from oil consequently dis-enabling the nation from meeting its domestic financial obligation is what readily comes to my mind, upon seeing this picture of our FATIGUED president.

Anonymous said...

Why did i fail this country Nigeria. I wish i can turn back the hands of time so i can do the right thing...LOL

andrew said...

Without reservation, the man is tired and perhaps unwilling to continue. With the dwindling revenue from oil consequently dis-enabling the nation from meeting its domestic financial obligation is what readily comes to my mind, upon seeing this picture of our FATIGUED president.

Unknown said...

he is thinking....."chai i be fuck up president" lolsss

tlolu said...

no mind am...na mumu president...

Unknown said...

How to make his remaining weeks miserable for Nigerians.

Tobi Paul said...

Chai, hw I wan take win Buhari for this forthcoming election! This Reverend father don finish me oh!

Anonymous said...

"No matter the obstacles,we must move forward"

Baba'Doje said...

1) Mama-Peace, Okupe, Deziani, Abati don finish me.
2) Thinking of his failure and how to plead with Asari to allow him back to Otuoke.
3) I can't wait to get home to drink that fresh ogogoro.
4) Thinking of how to decamp to APC.
5) I'm too dull to rule this country, how I wan tell Tinubu to help me out?

Unknown said...

Lol. No idea, but that guy in the suit beside him is giving him serious side eye.

oj comedy said...

na him fuckups him dey reason oo #my presido

Unknown said...

Boko haram, chibok girls, 2015 election

Bimablinks said...

Lol, life don tire am, the whole of naija de on top of him head

Unknown said...

He was thinkin of himself. Ha! #hiss

Unknown said...

I must win this coming election oooo by all means.....lolz.

Unknown said...

I bet he was thinking about the election coming up in February like hope all this Nigeria,s will vote for me lol JC

Unknown said...

What else?? ELECTION!! Last January in Aso rock

Josh B'scofield said...

Buhari's threats re getting 2 him lol. Dude is thinking of wah 2 do

Mzz_Mary said...

Omg
He is aging real quick. Look @ dose grey hair
He is tinking of his 2nd tenure

Unknown said...

What else if not 2015 election??! Jona growing old with speed!!!

az said...

Oboi this people don know me finish oo so Na like this I want take loz this year budget surplus chai..

Unknown said...

How to unite Nigeria...............LOL

Ewy said...

How he has failed his people!!!

Unknown said...

I am sure he is like "I still feel like banning kpomo in this country"

Lool

Anonymous said...

How him don fall plenty pple hand...

Unknown said...

nigga is tired of the country!!

Unknown said...

Thinking about his failure. Shey this pastor prayer fit make me win 2015? Chai, like my wife say, there's God o. Lol






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yawanow said...

lmao... obviously thinking about 2015 elections.

yawanow said...

lmao... obviously thinking about 2015 elections.

Unknown said...

He look real sad

Unknown said...

Thinking of the best possible means to move the next millions

Anonymous said...

he loooks drunk

PLAYBOX.NG said...

Chei!!What will I do? No girls, No votes. What kind of people are in this my administration?!!

Unknown said...

2015 election

Uche Emma said...


I don tire, make Gen Buhari come take over

KAYODE TRINITY said...

He is obviously drunk as always

Subomi said...

.....damn! this Buhari guy is gaining momentum

Unknown said...

Dude is sleeping with with open eyes

Gentletee said...

What else other than election matters.

ummyten said...

1.This drink never still clear for my eyes
2.so I don lose all dis redeem congregation
3. No way back to otouke ooo ah na to rig d election.

Toronto Finest said...

Am I gonna be here next yr as a president?

Anonymous said...

Hehehe...exactly

Unknown said...

How 2 defeat Buhari & Oshibanjo. Linda take note!

Unknown said...

How to survive in Otuoke from May 29th 2015

Unknown said...

The worst mistake of this man.....is signing the freedom of information bill....that said, I think Mr.president is thinking about how to remedy the tsunamic situation of our fatherland

ST. KIZITO BOUTIQUE IG: @stkizitoboutique said...

Linda he's thinking about you. Amebo

ummyten said...

1. Dis drink never stop clear 4 my eyes
2. So I don lose all dis redeem congregation
3. Na to rig o cos no road to go back to otouke
4 I done tire for dis hole matter self.

Unknown said...

Alll i can see is that kid,lord i need his fat in my life,haba!! I'm sure d fat in his belly alone na him dey my whole body!! Life isn't fair oo

Anonymous said...

THINKING OF HOW CORRUPTION FREE NIGERIA WILL BE UNDER BUHARI ADMINISTRATION THIS YEAR. DEFINITELY REGRETTING HOW HE ALLOWED CORRUPTION BY HIS FINANCIAL CABAL TO MALNOURISHED NIGERIA THIS WICKEDLY.

Anonymous said...

I know wat he was thinking, someone must have told him how much of a weak confused mediocre he looks each time and urged him to try and look tough at public functions...that's our presidos tough face \GMB2015

Unknown said...

Campaign has gone to the church. Buhari was in church yesterday n Jonathan on the 1st

Unknown said...

Thinking of the next plan of action to take for 2015

Unknown said...

next plan of action

MY TURN said...

WTF am i doing here when i should be in Otuke resting? Hope this Buhari wins this time around abeg i am TIRED

MY TURN said...

WTF am i doing here when i should be in Otuke resting? Hope this Buhari wins this time around abeg i am TIRED

Edward Anyanwu said...

He'll be thinking... I have been nothing but a Badluck,

Anonymous said...

I wan mess ooo! Make I hold am well well

femojie said...

How did i get here?

Anonymous said...

Either I need a drink or I need a nap...: e no easy

Anonymous said...

who i go donate to win this election like this...

Unknown said...

a.k.a EDWIN CHINEDU AZUBUKO said...
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His future defeat.....
*GLO BRING 3G TO KONTAGORA*
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***CURRENTLY IN JUPITER***

Unknown said...

In quote, "And I go lose the election in a few weeks time sha"

Anonymous said...

No rest of mind for the wicked

Lewis said...

2015 election

Mrs. O said...

Bet he was thinking; "Na sleep sure pass.. i cant come and go and die away"

Unknown said...

Hw to win electiin noe

Anonymous said...

Kai! I never thought dis election would be tough like dis! I thought my vote will be one way ticket, mehn! Dis is harder than I bargained, God help me o, before I disappoint my militant people, petshe sef go kill me

Unknown said...

Someone will soon come up with something hilarious

Unknown said...

Election....hahahahahaha

Anonymous said...

Chai! This Alcohol never clear from my system abi. I need to talk amen at the appropriate time so make i form concentration.

oyekunle bunmi said...

na him sabi wetin he dey think

south ockendon said...

@ sleek, very well said

Unknown said...

Onyx Godwin,hello.

Anonymous said...

PDP have never had it so bad.....why me ooooo!

Anonymous said...

That's uncalled for. I don't like his ways either, but only people who lack intelligence try to get at others through their looks

Unknown said...

See my son fat belle
My belle no be like dis wen i small
I sure say na me get this boy so?
Lmao
Boy so fat geeeezzzz

ebonyz... said...

Election, Election, Election!!!

Anonymous said...

This woman is like APC has paid you to just be bringing out Jonathan's faults abi? Don't you ever publish something good about the president? but you go ahead publishing the good areas of vampire Buhari.

Anonymous said...

The guy ain't thinking. he looking Asian "drunk". Just catching his groove and chilling for the priest to get done with his sermon.

Unknown said...

Relocating from Aso rock back to Yenegoa

Anonymous said...

ooo boy, sleep wan kill me here...make these people finish quick make i go sample my Henessey Jare. E no pass money wey dem dey find sef.

Unknown said...

Nna meeeeen Wetin I do father Mbaka wey e go scatter me like this

Anonymous said...

LINDA,HE IS THINKING ABOUT YOUR FAT BIG TOTO.

Unknown said...

He must be thinking of all going on now,election.... . n all

Unknown said...

the meals coming frm mars.

Unknown said...

"Shey APC no go finish me so" **DOPEY SAID SO**

Anonymous said...

He's looking daft as usual thinking about the ogogoro he'd go and drink at home.

Favour belle said...

Well, everyone find themselves in this email situation too. I might be in church and be fixing my gaze at something but that doesn't mean am thinking about anything. It does happen to anyone

jebs said...

All of the above lol..

Anonymous said...

what of your over fucked worn out toto nko?

Anonymous said...

He is thinking about how to make nigeria a great country.

Anonymous said...

i don tire for this NIGERIA PEOPLE,but nothing dey happen sha,if i win,i win if i lose dat their business afterall i don chop my own.

bolateethole.blogspot.com

Anonymous said...

He is thinking about how to turn nigeria to a developed country

Anonymous said...

He's like "wen dem go bring new dance now,I don taya with dis Shoki"

Anonymous said...

Hmmmm this 2015 doesn't look as easy as i that o. lol

Unknown said...

Kaii if I lose this election e don bill for me ooo

Anonymous said...

Chai! Why I come knack all that ogogoro yesterday .

My head just they hammer like say carpenter de inside.

My belle they do me like say I want s***

But all this Yeye camera men just focus me , man no fit mess well sef.
I tire for this preside job sef as all my agberos no wan gree me rest. So den chop chop no go stop . Lol

Anonymous said...

he probably was tipsy as usual

udoka said...

He's probably saying to himself don't fall asleep don't fall asleep ������

Mr. Dreamcast said...

WHY NA BUT THIS BOY SUPPOSE SETTLE MBAKA NAAA

Anonymous said...

Nah sleep dey worry am

Unknown said...

Baba dn tire jhur its nt easy to be a president ooo...

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