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Saturday 4 October 2014

The miracle of body magic and wonder bra - by Etcetera

You can talk about body magic but please leave our wonder bras alone. Lol. Article written by singer turned writer, Etcetera. Enjoy...
Those women who wear simple and proper undergarments, this article is not about you. It is for those women who are confused and concerned and are leaning toward spending their hard-earned money on a magic garment that is being peddled as if it can solve all that ail them, only to be sorely disappointed.
Every eight seconds, a woman looks in the mirror and wants to be smaller. I have a huge problem with this type of women.
 Whenever I meet people who pretend to be what they are not, it gets under my skin. When you present yourself as something, you’re asking me to trust you are exactly what you say you are. Why would you then abuse the trust you asked for with the goal of winning my heart? That is not fair. A friend of mine introduced me to a very hot chic at a bar in Ikeja and after hours of hanging out and getting to know each other, she followed me home. All I could think about was what she’d look like under all those tight clothes, but when she finally grunted her way out of those really tight jeans and her body began to spread in all directions, I suddenly had a headache and didn’t feel so well and I gave her cab fare home.

I mean, is this body magic thing for-real? It is ridiculous. To think that someone would honestly wear it instead of putting the time and effort into actually losing the extra pounds should be a personal embarrassment. It’s really gone past pathetic. The extreme to which our women are going to capture an image of beauty that is neither holistic, healthy nor attractive is crazy. It seems so strange that some ladies complain about not being able to find sincere, honest and real men when everything about them is synthetic, processed and unreal. Ladies, let me sell you a clue. If you find a man, any man, who seems to be attracted to women who have certain physical attributes like fake hair, fake nails, fake round bum-bum, fake flat stomach, fake eyelashes and fake breasts, odds are he’s a fake man. So if that’s what you’re looking for (fake men), then that’s cool. Leave the ‘real’ men to the ‘real’ women. If my girl had to undress and all of a sudden picked up 8 to 10 pounds merely by taking off her corset, the attraction would have ended immediately. Because it is a fraud and I don’t get myself involved with fraudulent people. What worries me most is, how do you as a lady guard your emotions from the reaction you will inevitably receive when that look of shock and disdain appears on the face of your man after he sees those parts you’ve been hiding under that body magic? If you find yourselves that undesirable, why would you expect a man to find you desirable?

Let’s look at this thing called body magic and the falsity around it. It makes you feel you have dropped three dress sizes right? Which basically means you’ll shave off about three inches of fat in ten minutes, firm up your abs, and boom, you’ve lost all the extra weight. Yes girlfriend, a body magic can reshape you. Wearing a corset can change your bust-line, by raising the breasts upwards and shaping them, flattening the stomach, and improving posture. However, these effects are only temporary and will be lost on removing the corset. Indeed, excessive corset wearing has been claimed to weaken certain muscles, making it more difficult to maintain your shape. Another thing a body magic can’t do is make a mound of fat disappear. Using a body magic for this purpose does nothing except shift mass fat into a place it originally was not supposed to be. Think about it, if fat was supposed to be buried deeper into your body, then guess what? God would have put it there. It’s stored on the outermost parts of your frame for a reason. Squeezing into a body magic and hoping it’s going to help permanently hide whatever flaws your body may have is a joke. And for Christ’ sake, the thing is so uncomfortable and tight, that it makes you unable to breathe or ease yourself when pressed.

I am really sad that our ladies don’t talk about healthy eating or exercise anymore. Body magic is a temporary fix at best and deceitful for that matter. Ladies, let’s be truthful here, if you met a guy who was wearing a muscle garment and once he took his shirt off, he was all flab underneath, won’t you be very disappointed? Don’t get me wrong, I don’t have a problem with a woman using the garment in the process of losing weight and wanting to look toned down after childbirth. What I have issues with is the fact that we in this country are all about the quick fix. I think we should know that looking good is not just about hiding the body fat. And wait a minute, I know some of you may actually think that you don’t have to stop eating your favourite fatty foods, because your body magic will force you right back in shape. You forget the fact that those foods are unhealthy and lack proper nutrition for the body. You also forget that those are the same foods that got you in a physically unfit figure in the first place. Forget the fact that those foods aren’t going to help you maintain that figure. Should you magically obtain it, you don’t want to sacrifice and take pains to exercise. Doesn’t it surprise you that the garment is called body magic, like abracadabra? It can give you all you want and you don’t have to sacrifice at all. My dear, nothing works that easy.

Why not work harder to achieve a permanent figure you are craving for? It must be hard, or down right depressing to walk around looking fine most of the day, and then having to take off the fine body suit and look at the undesired one at night. It’s like you are trying to fool yourself and others. Eventually, you’re going to have to face the ‘fat’. Remember when you take off that body magic, gravity takes over! And no man wants to buy an illusion. We all want the real thing. It’s just sad that some Nigerian women are so hell bent on instant gratification. It would be beautiful to see you ladies embrace yourselves as you are. If you run like a rat, smell like a rat and look like a rat, then guess what girlfriend, you are a rat.

183 comments:

Unknown said...

Hahahahahahahahahahahaaaaa

APPLE said...

I love myself. #teamnatural

Unknown said...

Funny man

Emjay said...

Its my birthday,HBD to me

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Unknown said...

Hhaaahaahaa wonder bra....Linda u too de wear wonder sontin??? lolllll

Anonymous said...

Lol...Twitter/@dj_smartt

Alloy Chikezie said...

Etcetera! Abeg no be today yansh don dey back, no be today we know say women palaba too much. Their artificial nature this days is on another planet.


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Rittyluv said...

Lol @body spreading everywhere. Good write up. Ladies be confident in urselves, if u don't love me 4 who I am then shift!

iroko said...

Bobo Yi a de ko ko ko.....he no go stop,U b artist ni Abi literature teacher....write. Write shaaaaaa

Oge Nsimah said...

Linda chukwu gozie gi , biko gwa ya ooh . Maka I no fit leave my wonder bra ooh oga na eme sum how if I didn't wear it ..biko ETC rapu unu umunwanyi uwa ha aka oka onye is choo. 4me I have a particular cloth I use in maintain my weight, once I put on weight I can't put on the cloth, next thing I hit the gmy oka msiri cho nkem .

Neks said...

who has time to read all of these? anyways as you said its actually not for me, i wear proper undergarment.

Oge Nsimah said...

Maka ur information bram nile bu wonder bra acho ima ihe ina ako here.

Unknown said...

Seen nxt plz

Anonymous said...

This guys writing lacks creativity

Anonymous said...

Senseless article

jerry said...

Etcetera again!

Anonymous said...

an wa o! Chai this guy no get work

Unknown said...

Lmaooo, seriously ladies dis is tru,enuf wit d deceit, it even irritates me dahs a girl let alone a man dah ll find it hand to understand ur plight, use d money u use to buy the body magic n register at a gym, change ur diet n let ur system get used to it, it's not gonna be easy but it ll be worth it but cmon nothing good comes easy in dis life, even if u do surgery, u ll ve to go thru the pain of maintaining it all thru ur life which is still a risk, 'pretty hurts'. U know

Anonymous said...

I totally agree with this one! The most annoying for me is, you meet a girl you know, you hug her and you're met with some 'Body Amour' feeling when it should be 'soft' as a woman's body. Especially when dancing in the club. VEEEEEEEERY Annoying! Kai

Anonymous said...

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Anonymous said...

You so on point


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Anonymous said...

Hmm...profond indeed!
I think he should compose a song on that,you know

Anonymous said...

Well guess what mr,men like you are the reason those fake women exist.Ya'all go out looking for a chick with fake hair,fake nails,fake accent who talks through her nose and giggle all the damned time...automatically the chick you ignored sees the one who caught your attention and tries hard to look like her the next time she walks in a club.And besides what responsible man over 30 goes to club to pick up girls,especially the kind that goes home with you same night and takes off her jean?Let me guess,men like you!Even if that story was fiction,it goes to show its your everyday life.The reality here is that,every proper,educated,confident,beautiful and intelligent plus sized woman,who is not obese(that's a disease)appreciates who and what she is,she carries her body well,she's healthy and comfortable in her skin and body,and she doesn't bother with fake body size,she doesn't stress or bug about it,she probably is even too busy and career/independent woman oriented to think about+she's always got that perfect gentle man who loves and respect what she is.So etcetra or whatever,ur message is more for you and men like you!(Linda pls I'm on my knees,post my comment o)

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Anonymous said...

this guy u talk too much . how is dis ur business . Mr know all i pity urn girlfriend. pls am contesting for d miss darling
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Mma Efa said...

..."then guess what girlfriend,you are a rat".....then face your fat ""....got me cracking!!!l lmao

EnDy said...

I commend your patience, perhaps skill at editing your articles.

fifi said...

This alarming.iknw a gal who sleeps with her corset,yea her tummy is nw flat Buh it dosent luk attractive.ifink we can get the body we want by hitting the gym nd not depend on some quick fix

Funso Samuel said...

Lol....so true.You are on point Mr ETC

Funso Samuel said...

U dey among ko?

Anonymous said...

Etcetera this is an old gist, admit that u were naïve and stop condemning these prostitutes! Stop living a low life,meet a lady in the day not at night

Anonymous said...

Rubbish write up as usual

Anonymous said...

True talk jare.

Anonymous said...

Poor grammatical construction

Anonymous said...

Hehehe... I see a lot of people coming for you.
I have to agree with him tho on the aspect of not wanting to work on your looks but prefering a quick fix and the example of a muscle garment is really apt. I don't criticize people's decision as it's their life.
But for me, I've decided to work on myself and I found Ifu Ennada blog very helpful

fly guy said...

U carry olosho 4 bar, u dey call am hot chick

Debbieluv said...

Ladies we need to be ourselves so we don't attract the wrong persons.

uwaoma vinsilva said...

End time

Onyekaneze said...

Haha...body spreading every where? Like a bag of akpu? Kokoko!

Unknown said...

Dis guy sef...if he doesnt knw wat to write...he shuld go out dere for a beta work

ary said...

Someone call EFCC on them girls! LMAO you can feel the pain of that night in every stroke of his keyboard! That night pain am oh! But ladies stop this fraud, e dey pain! You raise hopes and destroy it in a blink!

#king said...

Nice piece Etc..Finally back to Lagos..Choi missed alot..Good morning Libers Happy hols.............................#KingOfKings

Subomi said...

Dont like the guy's arrogance so his write-up dont interest me really

Anonymous said...

I don't even know what a magic bra is, I work out alot and eat healthy, I'm a perfect size 10.
but sometimes I wear a padded bra to give an outfit a better fitting. I'm a size 34b so not everything fits without some tiny breast pad.... I don't do it for anyone but myself. Biko do I even owe him an explanation? Lol

ladies, please hit the gym o but if you can't, just go the "magic" way, at the end of the day, it's YOUR LIFE.

<< LIB Addict >>

Anonymous said...

wow thats ñice

Anonymous said...

Na real wonder bra hehehehe I wat ooooo cooladesuwa@yahoo.com

Unknown said...

I love this write up. Keep it up man.

Jesus Reigns said...

Well what ur article failed to point out is the long term positive effect of wearing good body magic and corsets, it actually helps one lose some fat. Ur body mass tends to adjust to it after awhile and stay that way. Google the woman with the tiniest waist in d world, entered Guinness book of record. She did it only with corsets.just corset. So it works. Not just to show what we are not but to help us burn some fat. Am not talking about wonder bra or wonder bum whatever. Just corsets and body magic.

nene said...

I totally agree with u jare... am nt a very person bt I'd rather loose my tummy fat dan subject myself to d body magic torture unless of course jst lyk he rightly pointed out I jst gave birth n is in d process of loosing fat!!

M.Blac said...

Lmyao!!! The brother must have been seriously disappointed to write this epistle. Pele.

Anonymous said...

Hilarious but true..Nice one Etcetera,u hit d nail on the head.

The Sexiest Mother Of This Blog said...

story for the gods

Unknown said...

non of my business

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Unknown said...

non of my business

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Anonymous said...

BEST THING I HAVE READ FROM YOU.

Unknown said...

non of my business

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Unknown said...

Funny but it is the truth

APPLELIPX said...

Lol.....
Its true thoo
Espercialy the yanch pad ladies cant do without now

Anonymous said...

what rubbish

Unknown said...

We get wahala abeg

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Anonymous said...

well said MR.Goldensarah9@yahoo.com

Anonymous said...

But I always think corset gives u a flat tummy with time

Anonymous said...

Funny article...

But if you are honestly trying to loose weight, then why not try this Trim and Fit diet coffee. It works like magic. No exercise or excess dieting needed. Just add me on bbm 2B9E276B for serious business only.

Unknown said...

I blame many ladies for their overweight. They eat anything that comes their way. They fail to understand that many men are ready to offer them anything they want to eat just to have access to their 'treasure island'

Anonymous said...

Happy Birthday to u em jay. Wish u long life and prosperity.

Anonymous said...

Lol Jesus! I can't stop laughing. As a woman it worries me greatly,seriously so much fakeness everywhere, u don't know what is real and not. My brother there re still good ones like moi! Keep searching #natural

AbilaxyJewel said...

Hahahaaa.... Very funny article bt tru. Dis article sumhw made me picture Toolz naked( no lesbo, am married). I believe in luvin urslf jst d way u r!

Unknown said...

Hahaha am beginning to dig dis guy
Tell dem oooooo
Lazy girls
#Team Natural

ubi said...

Hahahahahahahaha, then someone will tell me to add weight??tufiakwa slim n sexy all d wayyyyyy..i don't need body magic I have done all d magic by eating right.

Anonymous said...

What he says here is a bunch of bunk. It's been proven time and again that men are visual. We women do all we do because men like it. Weave, body magic, push up bras would disappear tomorrow if men didn't respond to women wearing them. Don't want to call him gay. But. If he was truly enjoying the loving in the bedroom, he'd be so overcome by passion, he wouldn't be busy analyzing flaws. Sorry, boo, the problem is yours, not "fake" ladies. You don't enjoy our femininity and all we do to maintain it. For many men, that's a part of the thrill of loving women.

Unknown said...

I think that ladies should make exercise part of their lifestyle and get the body that they want. You don't need a gym to stay fit and healthy.

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Anonymous said...

Why wount i wear my wander bra wen if am natural good men wount luv to hang out wit me.i jst nid frnds around

snowflix said...

Rotfl chai sum pple get bad mouth sha bt Diaz a pure truth in all he said, we galz 4get abt exercise n rely on d damn body magic saga... well as 4 me am beautifully n wonderfully made so I nid no body magic, I kip in shape 24/7 #onelovefromSnow#

Anonymous said...

M sure his mother wears body magic... Wateva jare

Anonymous said...

Nne bia ka mu were amum excercise gi ofuma, den u will b in grt shape for yrs...

Unknown said...

Lmao.....enyia nyash down o.

TUFINE said...

more names 4 women wears dey com, who knws next?

Anonymous said...

Where can I buy that particular corset and bra? Wow!

Fizzichillio said...

Y'all ladies be importing and selling human parts these days in d name of hair! Plus a whole other stupid stuff just to impress men who wanna rip it off without even knowing d difference and value. Silly don't u think?

#Fizz

Anonymous said...

I had no idea Body Magic is this effective! Thanks etc for this advert, I must buy my own before December this year.

olamide said...

Today is also my birthday @em jay. Happy birthday 2 us.

faithful ojie said...

HBD emjay

Cute G said...

It's actually no news. There are people that put these on to fit into a particular situation. It boosts their charisma, aura and ego.You don't have to open ur body for everyone you come across.If my husband appreciates body magic on me, why shdnt I wear it? Every girl shd embrace her size and walk tall no matter what anybody thinks.Exercise is good but it does not completely give you urbdream figure . What everybody shdnt forget is the saying that "Beauty is only skin deep".

Anonymous said...

He writes beautiful lyrics, fixes it into wonderful rhythm that serenades the body and lifts tells the soul some home truths and yet some ignoramus thinks "he's a failed musician". Now, he's dropping it like 'tis hot. Freezing hot! Albeit, without a rhythm. And y'all gotta face that "fat"...lol

Well done sire.

Unknown said...

NATURAL TILL I DIE ******QUEENMAYA********

Unknown said...

NATURAL TILL I DIE ******QUEENMAYA********

Anonymous said...

This article was a bit harsh sha, but this is how some men feel.

But when the normal African woman's body is thicker than the Kardashians, and long hair and light skin no dey, well they have to use magic to 'improve' what God gave them. Nature has not been fair on African women's looks, but if only their personalities outshone the world's view of beauty they'll be winners, but their attitudes can be terrible too. Kai. Well done to the men who love African women, 'flaws' and all. #TeamNaturalSha

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Anonymous said...

After going from weighing 86kg to weighing 60kg I look so good, tiny waist, flat tommy bt my boobs look like I ave fed 2 kids..they sag, this makes me soo sad and am jst 21..

Unknown said...

a.k.a EDWIN CHINEDU AZUBUKO said...
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""If you run like a rat, smell like a rat and look like a rat, then guess what girlfriend, you are a rat."" lmaooo.... This place gat me laughing......
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***CURRENTLY IN JUPITER***

MrsBankyW said...

HBD wishing you the very Best

Unknown said...

Lmaoooo....this is serious!.. wonderful write up

Anonymous said...

Ur name alone speaks 4 u,just see hw fake u are! IROKO O SI!

Anonymous said...

Is he ever positive ? Only negative things u say and criticism . Smh

Unknown said...

Thank you for advising them
If you are fat, you are fat. No other name than to work it out & put yourself back in shape. There are so many better ways to put yourself back in shape other than body magic. The fact that a lady had extra pound doesn't mean you are not beautiful/ you are out of the league, Some men like it that way but they are few in number if I may say. Embrace yourself, if your guy/ man complain about your weight do something about it like exercise, low take of cholesterol, no junk food, low intake of sugary product & others.
I believe we are all unique in any shape/ style we found/ create for ourself.
But for wonder bra that's hilarious I must say. There is nothing to wonder about slag boobs, if is slag then is slag.

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MrsBankyW said...

At least we know you like one night stands

Anonymous said...

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Anonymous said...

Gud advice, ladies, be urself or hit d gym!

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HR BABE said...

No comment oh

Anonymous said...

i concur... Adeponleadedotun@yahoo.com

JustPorsh said...

Yes, wearing body magic is only a quick fix.
Yes, we Nigerians love quick fixes.
No, waist training can permanently reduce waist size if eatng healthy n exercise is included.
No, its not wrng to wear corsets cos it helps to lose weight fast while exercising. It directs the fat in d tummy area towards other places like the boobs n hip area.
Please, to be a good writer, u should be able to give an unbiased view on a topic. Don't focus mainly on the negative.
Tains!

JustPorsh said...

Ps. Not being comfortable with what you look like isn't a bad thing as long as u are willing to work tooward what u want to look like. Its not low self esteem, its self improvement!

People always quick to make assumptions. Smh

Anonymous said...

Ladies !!!!!

Anonymous said...

Oshisko, ow e take concern u.

Debbie Chelsea said...

Lmfao

Anonymous said...

True. We are not conscious if what we eat in this part of the world and I look in disgust when I see fat girls running to grab ice cream. Bt ladies are also confused cos the same men who don't want girls to have big stomachs and arms want then to have big hips and breasts. Which are all fatty tissues. So the girls have decided to do magic. Truth be told, men are the cause of the inferiority complex that women are facing. But women also have to stop allowing men use them for serial satisfaction. Cos from what this writer is saying he didn't care if the lady had a good heart or not, if she was intelligent or not all he wanted was to sample her beneath the sheets. So Thank God he was disappointed because she may have ended up as one of his many

Anonymous said...

Listen to yourself you sound like a motor spare parts dealer! Go to school you refused all because of buying and selling

Anonymous said...

Etc u go kill person oo, lol. Everybody wan blend na, u no go blame them, its call packaging.

Anonymous said...

Nice one....akubuike1@yahoo.com

jbankzE said...

Dats hw u wil carry winch 1dai.....una want parkage chickz na,if she de natural cum,u go get her tym?ur fake too nd she playd u good. Cum frst who u carry fr mind write ds piece? Hup no b TOOLZ? #justsaying

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Anonymous said...

E bi like say na only you finish dis long epistle...abeg summarize it for me?

So-Nature Ifeanyi said...

Linda is unnecessarily popularizing ETC.

Mzz_Mary said...

All na packaging

Unknown said...

Lmaoooo....this is serious!.. wonderful write up

Anonymous said...

Nonsense article... A man wearing a deadlock when its not natural, isn't he fake. A lady putting up make up is fake. Everyone is being in one way or the other so don't criticize some and leave thers

Anonymous said...

Leave us ooo..lol..i dnt wear,bt. I cannot condemn dose dt do to feel beta abou demselves....Its a free world so let's LIVE N LET LIVE! *smile*

Anonymous said...

Incredible..Linda so u too have flat bobby(slippers breast) and dats why u put on miracle bra..chineke lekwa!

Unknown said...

No be small thing ooooooo....I can't laugh

Francis said...

There's nothing real bout a Female

Anonymous said...

What's this?Can't you write without mixing so much igbo into your grammar?It makes you sound uneducated.

Unknown said...

Well written, thumbs up,really ladies shud learn to love Dem selves and if u tink u ve flaws,work towards it to fix it cos Ntn comes easy.

Anonymous said...

Linda I can't post comments.. Pls do sumtin abt it..

Anonymous said...

Fake men like you file enough to carry a girl home for her looks and discarding when the real thing....A REAL man would be into character and brains....oponu oshi

omosexy said...

Lol.. tool or stool wetin b ur name hope u dey listen?

omosexy said...

Lol.. tools a bi stool hope u dey listen ooh

Anonymous said...

People normally say do whatever makes you happy. This is naija and we all know how people react when they see fat girls. They start giving you all kinds of faces and so if wearing body magic makes you feel good with your body, my dear go ahead till you are rich enough to do gastric by-pass. Its a free world so don't let anybody tell you otherwise.

EVA said...

Lol @body spreading in different directions

Anonymous said...

WONDERS SHALL NEVER END.. CAN DEY BREATH WELL??
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.FROM NWA NKWERRE

Anonymous said...

If i decide 2 go natural no big boy would luv 2 hangout.N i dnt wana feel negleted

Lushiesta said...

Yes I wear a shape wear. Nothing wrong with that

Unknown said...

Hmmm...body magic...not for me, bt wich one be wonder bra pls

Unknown said...

I feel u.....tnk God He moulded me and made me so special. Am well endowed. Ndi afo nsi ntoo unu

Anonymous said...

Afta reading all ds....d only thing that came to my mind was so ETC dey do ashii too...chai chai!!deris God oh!!...so ure human too n u own a penis...I dint know.my goodness!!!u picked up a freaking random chic n took her home to bang...guy ure goin to hell oh..stop all ds ur preaching jare...I used to think u wer so perfect n dats u living a lie just like u wrote up der...ashii kpansher like u!!nessa

Anonymous said...

im loving this guy daily..ride on guy, consistency will get you right to the top of this newly found career..those who criticized you the most will soon be your best fans either secretly or openly.

Duncanholly45 said...

This Dude write up is so on point. He sure knows his way with words plus he's almost always right.. **Can'tStopLaughing@DaWonderBraDeal** #LynxxxGal#

Unknown said...

I love myself jor.

ColdFlame said...

"If you find yourselves that undesirable, why would you expect a man to find you desirable?"

Food for thought...

frank millz said...

Etcetera u talk true jare.Fakeness is the order of the day.My ex exemplifies your description.Ate everything edible with no regards to her balooning body,then when it's outings squeeze herself into body voodoo.Such a turn off that what u see outside when dressed is diametrically opposite to what it is when nude.As expected,i lost interest and she couldn't turn me on again.Ladies,forget the body magic,eat rightly and exercise.

Unknown said...

Can't stand fake anything. Love me naturally! I don't mind d wonder bra sha although I've not seen or used it b4 but body magic, naaa! #smh God help fellow women

Anonymous said...

1. A friend introduced you to a girl after few hours you wanted to get into her undies. Mr. Right, that is Ashewo things confirmed!
2. You said: "The extreme to which our women are going to capture an image of beauty that is neither holistic, healthy nor attractive is crazy" but you head over hills with one. If she wasn't attractive, would have wanted to get under her undies. Perhaps if they girl wanted to play hard-to-get, she for don chop you tire! Abeg leave matter for Martha!

Anonymous said...

Enh eh! so just after a meeting you took her home άήδ even got to the point where her clothes had to go off? Ωα̍̍̊ wa o!

Anonymous said...

For once, he actually made sense

Anonymous said...

Ur friend introduced u to a gal!Ecetera u de carry ashawo!I na ebu aakwuna kwuna#Repent!

PHINITE said...

'Body spreading everywhere' LMAO

Anonymous said...

Some galz will be here and won't like this right up. Please this manufacturers should start producing wonder abs so that the guys too can flex. Linda and wonder bra, no wonder the thing stand confidently

NICK

Anonymous said...

love ur article, pls keep it coming. ..Betty

Anonymous said...

He is telling u the truth abeg-i'
I've said this lot of times. 98.99% of Naija girls are fake and always forming tush tush...tush kor'.
#DavidKing
Jamzslot.com

Unknown said...

I couldn't finish the whole article. This man etcetera strikes me as overly vengefull and judgemental. Picking out the flaws in other people's life won't help you sleep better at night. It's nobody's fault his career is over. It's nobody's fault that the only way he gains attention is by picjing on other people. so Brother etcetera,next time you wanna be in the news again,go in the studio and cook up something new and jazzy. Leave judgement to the boyfriends of the ladies wearing bodymagic.oh! And get a life while you are at it !

Anonymous said...

As gravity don affect our breast, make we nor wear bra so dat you go sure of wetin you go get?

Anonymous said...

As nothing dey my chest, make I nor wear padded bra to make shirt dey ok for my body?

Anonymous said...

As I nor get hips and butt, make I nor wear padded hips to set well? But I nor get money for plastic surgery to boost my confidence.

zibaintl said...

well done....babes forget to maintain good eating habit

Anonymous said...

Toolz take note! The body magic queen.

Pretty Aify said...

hehehehehahahahahahohohohohoho!!!!! Its called looking smart nd sexy instantly.....

Anonymous said...

i love my stature figure 8 toh bad
taemy kay

Unknown said...

Lol, well said Linda!

Unknown said...

Lol, well said Linda!

Unknown said...

Real talk.

Unknown said...

This guy is a kiss-and-tell. It's people like u that make things difficult for us guys. It's people like u that make babes play hard-to-get. In fact, u can never qualify to be in any board of directors of any company. Ur mouth is too wide.

The Bae said...

This guy is just dumb! I'm a size 6 and yes i have a couple of body shapers, not because I'm fat or i have low self-esteem but because sometimes i want to accentuate my curves in dresses i wear to special events. Am i in search of a man? No! Am i looking for Etcetera's attention? No! I just want to look better in the dress cos i love looking good! It would shock you that most of the ladies who use body shapers are not even fat girls!

Now how many girls can wear non-padded bras today without their nipples poking out of their outfits?? Oga please park well. This article of yours is very shallow but then again I'm not surprised since you pick up call girls from clubs and take them home. Shameless man!

Anonymous said...

Well said

Anonymous said...

Thank you,even Beyonce wears spanks

Anonymous said...

Hehehe...nosa is that you?

Anonymous said...

This fake girl that I know well Is forming enough again!
Ooooochimoo

Anonymous said...

Awwww sorry about that...but u can workout and get that bod u want. Cheer up dear

Anonymous said...

U got me laffing hysterically.
Doesn't change the fact that his words are thru....I workout!

Anonymous said...

What does end time have to do with this? Run along now u silly child

Anonymous said...

We have a lot in common but I don't think a 34b is small, it's either I wear the wrong bra size or 34v is perfect on my size 8 body.
#workoutpays

Anonymous said...

I'm in support of his write up but more in support of ur comment

Anonymous said...

Mschew. It is either you did not read the write-up or you lack the ability to comprehend. I suspect you are guilty of this

Anonymous said...

True. Ladies and guys alike need to hit the gym or at least engage in any form of exercise regularly. That said, ladies, please feel free to do or wear anything that makes you feel desirable and sexy. If you wish to go under the knife a hundred times, tis your decision. You want to wear corsets and wonder bras all year long..wear away. Tis your life and as long as you (and him) are cool with it, you owe nobody explanations or apologies. Where I work, there are 2 married women who turn heads all the time and make the single girls green with envy. Trendy, nails, weaves, corsets, wonder bras and all. Guess what? They do it cos their husbands love them that way, 'artificial' and all. And that is 2 and 3 kids after. To each his own.

Anonymous said...

Obviously u didn't read this article! Did u see where he wrote that if u r using it for exercise purpose, it is not a problem? You are quick to make assumptions hun! Tains

Anonymous said...

Ole! Etcetra abeg tell us the source of this article that you copied and pasted o...Plagiarism thingss.
oshisco!

Anonymous said...

Don't judge someone u dnt know. Etcetera is such a nice and down to earth guy. DebbySaysSo

Anonymous said...

Don't judge someone u dnt know. Etcetera is such a nice and down to earth guy. DebbySaysSo

Tea said...

I stopped reading the article when I got to the point that he carries prostitutes.

Anonymous said...

Babe na die u dey see ur belle & waist tah!!!!!!

Anonymous said...

etcetera! u picked up a stranger at a bar and took her home to sleep with?! Ashawo!

Unknown said...

Making sense girl. I have flat chest and no 6packs. Just wonder if I wear something under to look like I have the muscles. How would a girl who falls for me feel when I take it off. Maybe I'll say l tot u loved me but I didn't know you don't, if you really loved before you'll still love me now, u are so fake. Lmao.
Wear it to help you slim, that's ok but don't make it you.

Unknown said...

Lwkmd! Body armour. So that was what I felt after that hug, hmm was wondering why it was so hard

Unknown said...

Or attract the right person but now feel trapped to reveal your real self. It's a real mind prison

Unknown said...

That's wicked of you to mention her name though I can't stop laughing.

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