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Thursday 13 February 2014

Dear men, don't 419 your babes this Valentine o...

You guys shouldn't try this James Bond moves this Valentine o. Be a man and do the needful biko... Hehe

160 comments:

Anonymous said...

Been a while! #1sttocomment.

naija jamo guy said...

jamaican girls are so cooperative all and the guys are nice to dem i think nigerian men should chane and care for the women is not only by buying gifts and all of that

Alloy Chikezie said...

Is valentine all about, relationship? Is it all about whom u are dating, valentine is a time of love, show love to ur brother, mother, friends, family members, whom u are dating, neighbours... Etc


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Anonymous said...

Whahahawha#chinese laffta

Anonymous said...

Lol,this Val no go easy o,thank God I don't av a man sef!!!

Unknown said...

Linda Boyfriends Association Are On Strike Now Including Me to call off on Monday!! #RIDING SOLO!!

I Rep IT JAKES YOU ( A Book Of Inspiration By Linda Ikeji)
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Anonymous said...

Lmao I can't men u don hear lol

horluwatosyne said...

Lolssssssss

Anonymous said...

Thank God say no light for my area n all d gen don pack up. Offline mode on friday
. Na phcn or watever deir new name is fault oh

Anonymous said...

lol... make dem sef respect them sef..


C.E.O

Anonymous said...

Linda how hv u been na? I miss una small...

Biko is valentine a name of a bus stop??

#That happy sister!

max mara said...

I just can't

Anonymous said...

Don't need em'

Bonita Bislam said...

Hehehhehehhe Linda tell them o.

Anonymous said...

Loool! Guys dey para criosly

Anonymous said...

Be a woman give the needful

GREAT love said...

Lol its easy ooooooh kieee

Anonymous said...

Lol!! Aunty linda u just gave some guys some funny ideas to pull off... #valstunts

BONARIO NNAGS said...

Hehehehehe I don't blame my brodasoo!
FG is yet to pass budget

~BONARIO~says so via NOKIA3310

GREAT love said...

Am free o in case

tola said...

Dis is 1 of dose dayz u get hapi dat weekends re always busi, somtin must com up, dat is d natural law of valentine day

LINDA said...

Lmao! Miracles will happen! Signs n wonders! Hehehehehe

Anonymous said...

Huh cos of val, u pple should b on d strike till this year ends oh

tola said...

Dis is 1 of dose dayz u get hapi dat weekends re always busi, somtin must com up, dat is d natural law of valentine day

sheila slim said...

Kikikikik oh yea

Unknown said...

Network Not available @ all ladies

@BOBO_EDO said...

LoooooL no time mehnnnn.... That day is overrated......

@Bobo_Edo

Cute G said...

What again is valentine?

GREAT love said...

lmao some pple can be funny is it force to have a gf?

Anonymous said...

Lmao.... Linda we're on strike and will resume on 16th Feb, iwotago?

Anonymous said...

Hahaha wonderful,Men una don hear o!after dashing his sista he cn still rply.lol

Unknown said...

Lmao... Guys una don hear????

Unknown said...

Lol

Anonymous said...

I just can't stop laffin# hahahahahahaha#

Unknown said...

Helep me tell Bonario

Anonymous said...

A na achi? Sm ppl go sell their fone put SIM for mouth this val

Joyce said...

Laugh no go kill me o.

Joyce said...

Laugh no go finish me ooo

Anonymous said...

D english can kill sef..untop dis valentine? Nawa o

Anonymous said...

Lol. Linda tell dem oooooo

Babe said...

God bless the male folks. Haa they can lie!

OMG!WOMAN said...

Hahahahaha, God punish devil..

Anonymous said...

I swear, this valentine should be postponed till Feb 29. I have made many promises, but its not my fault that the Federal House Of Assembly has refused to pass budget.

Anonymous said...

We The Nigerian Association Of Boys friends And Husband (NABH) will be commencing on an urgent 3 days strike, which commences on d 13th of Feb 2014 - Feb 16th 2014, in respect to this strike all atm, wallets and phones will not function or be used.... Until or demands are ment by d goverment.. Solidarity Foever!!!!!!
Signed
TOchi Daniel. General Secretary NABH

Anonymous said...

Linda my fiance said we are nt celebrating val dis year bcos we are planning our wedding coming up in april,but its not fair to me,I need a val gift frm him wedding or no wedding chikena! Hian

Chiisunshine(carolips) said...

I ve everything @ my peck n call. So I will just stay indoor wit my husband n fk fk fk. Lol

Anonymous said...

Abeg let 2mr do it comes nd goes joor.
Evrywher I go valentine.
In d office valentine.
At church valentine.
On lib valentine.
Ahan. Na wetin?
I gat exams to write so make valentine go look bush :p
Amanda R

Anonymous said...

Good 2 know

Romeo Without Juliet said...

Gud dt am nt in any relationship.Celebratin dis Val wit d Destitutes n mi God!

Unknown said...

How will he not dash his sister his fone...wen u cannot spell...lmao

Unknown said...

Men are on strike now, they shall resume on Monday. So no calls, no msg, no ping and twits. ⌣̊┈̥-̶̯͡»̶̥♡thanks ⌣̊┈̥-̶̯͡»̶̥ 

Anonymous said...

True talk Alloy.

Jimcateringservices said...

Xmas just passed, valentine is here, then birthdays plus other side gifts. I am not a man but I think it's a bit too much especially for the 'aka gum ' ladies that don't give back. Better encourage him to save the money and use it to secure your future. #nuffsaid

Anonymous said...

Really?.

Anonymous said...

Linda why you do this kind thing noun?noun noun,dem dash sister fone!Oh dear!LOL!

Anonymous said...

May God provide d right one for you

Anonymous said...

Linda pls Be my Val #biko#

Anonymous said...

Babes too shud be woman enough to receive whatever the size of what the man has got to offer.

ben pullen said...

Heheh

NMA said...

Hahahahahhahaha no mind dem

Anonymous said...

Real men don't lie or play games,only small boiz carry out ths kind of game.

Eugenia Ekeji said...

Lol. They have started already. Babes are lamenting☺ .

last baby said...

Hahahahaha u won't blame them because girls contribute to it sometimes

Wale of Life said...

I think the ladies have totally missed what the whole St Valentine's day is all about sef....

Motunrayo said...

Lolz....

Harnikky said...

Hmmmmm..... Let's wait&see then

Anonymous said...

Val is not for relationship and all I wish there re girls that would say hey boo let's visit the motherless babies home insted of trying to make their boyfriend broke, st valentine that year did not do anything with his girlfriend yet he is remembered today, seasons like this we should show love to people who need it most you have your boyfriend for the rest of the year

~Medusa~ said...

All the men saying they re on strike this Vals day either have no one special in their lives... and am sure they ll say all sorts here and tomorrow they ll Val their lovers, don't dull yourself oo LIBERS enjoy ur Vals day

Luchiano said...

Haahhahhahahhaha

Anonymous said...

Linda don kill me with lafta oooo.

♥ ȊƦȋƺȟ ƘƦȋϻ ♥ said...

Lol cnt stp laffin ...

Anonymous said...

Tell ma boo am died...to rise monday nxt week THANKZ!!

Anonymous said...

Guys re wiser now,no room 4 unprofitable bis

Anonymous said...

Too childish, this method of yellow card is for chewing gum boys and little ladies

Apple said...


*yawns*

AnnMarie said...

lmao. Linda please tell them jare

Anonymous said...

Lol

*adefunke*

Anonymous said...

Tell ma boo am died to rise nxt week...tankz!

Anonymous said...

The book of February 2:14"
And it shall come to pass that on VAL's day excuses shall arise: flat batteries,BIS expired, DP refused to change, my boss selected me for the trip,traffic jam etc. When thou seeth these signs,be calm,keep thine peace and know that surely,thou art not thy boo's boo. Thou art a learner!!!!=)) hahaha

Eesah 26E90A24

Anonymous said...

Must U̶̲̥̅̊ announce say U̶̲̥̅̊ don't have a man?am sure U̶̲̥̅̊ nid 1

Anonymous said...

For all those girls who is depending on ur man dis val,u want to get from him but u have nothing in mind for him. Na ur father?
Linda abeg post dis one oooo

Amarachukwu. said...

Hahahahahhahahha,Amen oooo.

Unknown said...

Lmao!!!
I've even seen worse messages.
Guys be kiaful ooo.

Anonymous said...

Relationship no be for one person,wetin d girls go do for d boys? Hehe,Linda post my comment.

ary said...

What will the women do for the men? Na una independence na seasonal?

Anonymous said...

Na so

Unknown said...

all i hve got is dick!!

Anonymous said...

I can't stop laughing, please laugh with me o abeg!....=))
This is the awkward Truth About Naija husbands..

There was a group of men gathered at a church conference on how to live in a loving relationship with your wife. The men were asked, "How many of you love your wife ?" All the men raised their hands. Then they were asked, "When was the last time you told your wife you loved her ?" Some men answered today, some yesterday, majority didn’t remember. The men were then told to take their cell phones and send the following text to their respective wife: I love you, sweetheart...

Then the men were told to exchange phones so one can read the other wife's reply to the love message..

Here are some of the replies:

1. Have you impregnated someone again
2. That was then,not now
3. You wan borrow money abi
4. What did you do again I won’t forgive you this time !!!
5. Meaning
6. Is that a new song ��
7. Am I dreaming �� ???????
8. If you don’t tell me who this message is actually for, you will die today
9. U dis man!! I asked you to stop drinking
10. Abeg na who be this ��

Abeg send to ur friends make dem laff

Anonymous said...

Dear Linda, I'm a Batch A 2013 corps member serving in Oyo state, of which 2day was my POP, which was supposed 2 be one of d happiest days in my life but unfortunately, it wasn't, simply bcos according 2 our Nysc state co-ordinator "over 88 of us were not able 2 get our Nysc certificates bcos d certificates were not sent with d rest due 2 unforseen circumstances which were not our faults, therefore, we (d corps members affected) have 2 go 2 d Nysc headquarters in Abuja on our own 2 collect our certificates". Linda pls can't d state co-ordinator help us in ensuring dat Nysc send 2 dem our certificates instead of us wasting our stipends and risking our lives going 2 Abuja? Its unheard of in d 1st place dat we were told 2 go 2 Abuja 2 collect d certificates, cos dis can only happen in Oyo state. Pls ma, I don't know how u'll help us out but we want d relevant authorities(NYSC) to know our situation. Thanks and God bless u ma

Lolo the great manager said...

All dese val jokes are getting boring jor! If its real and someone tries dat wit me, he shall c.#mean every word#

Anonymous said...

Aunty linda am 27 and hv never celebrated val with an opposite sex bfor! I need God to bless me with my own man.*sad mood*

Anonymous said...

Men na linus . Anyways its not all abt ur spouses, let's remember d less privileges, Motherless babies , orphans, d sick etc. Dats hw to show love as well. Love y'all Linda n LIBers

Anonymous said...

This is too funny. Some of the stories that I hear about boyfriend going into hibernation come valentine, or Christmas day, its beyond hilarious. Na by force to go out. How about you stay home and cook. If your girl nags you for that, then she isn't good for you. Valentine doesnt have to be expensive, do something from the heart and the girl should appreciate. Even girls too, do something for ya guy, haba! Nigerian girls have suffered o. Lol...

Unknown said...

Hahahahahaha

Anonymous said...

Plz can we hook up? I base in Lag. Let's hook up so can av a good time cus I got No woman. 21D549CD

Anonymous said...

Rubbish boy, u r not ashamed of urself...to spend money u cant buh to put dat tiny thing between ur gf's legs u wont waste time..I pity dat girl dat will answer u after vals..she will be d biggest mumu eva.

Unknown said...

I tire o,guys pls b responsible

Unknown said...

I tire o,guys pls b responsible

@cynzoe said...

Hahaha....... I'm very sure things like ds will appen for real!!! #appyValLibers

Anonymous said...

Lmao @ osuji, I trust naija boiz


NAIJA GIST HERE

Anonymous said...

Lol linda u are silly

Anonymous said...

Lol.
Choi umunwanyi ibe m Oº°˚˚°Âº

Anonymous said...

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Anonymous said...

Ladies show us some love dis season. Surprise us oooooo!!!! We too na human like una. Anywhr my network is off for now till tuesday.......

Anonymous said...

Do u want one, I can be there for u if u want. Wat ya think?

Unknown said...

Smhhhhh....men are jes one word creepy! Lol

Unknown said...

Smhhhhh....one word for men creepy Lol

Unknown said...

Smhhhhh....men are jes one word creepy! Lol

Anonymous said...

linda pls post my comment or else...winks *Dudu on the blog*

Anonymous said...

Hehehhehe,seriously,u all need to watch this http://youtu.be/Xx0kiXSzDm4

Anonymous said...

Enough drama, gist & of course gossip tomorrow. Hehehehe.

few said...

if a gal accept to b ur girlfriend on valentine day..ma broda u will soon b single again....

Few say so*via B.A.G*

Unknown said...

I swear Linda u no well but its only a small boy dat will act dis way

Anonymous said...

#ok#.....val or no val d hrt knws wia it belongs....wia s onyx Godwin aunty linda, op he hasn't comit suicide d bullying

Anonymous said...

After val... De Will make up. Funny

Anonymous said...

D way d girl dey write sef reach to break up with her. Lol!

Anonymous said...

Nawa o!

Anonymous said...

Did you say itsnot all about gift?? If you have a Nigerian gf, don't buy her a gift and see if she will not break up with you that day. Seems you are from another planet?

Alex said...

Girls too should do the needful

Anonymous said...

Lwkmd!! Make we show love to one another cos love conquers all... Chidinma

Anonymous said...

Am a lady of 23 dating a guy of 33 he based in lagos while am in ibadan he has a little girl wit his X. the problem is I always see dis guy once in 4 or 3 month, Wenever I asked him I want to see him he always give me one or the other excuses and he tells me he loves me recently I ask him my luv how we going to spend Valentines and he told me he doesn't have time for dat rubbish and I never celebrate val in my life at the same time I don't want to double date cuz I luv dis guy. As am saying I set my eyes on dis guy last was nuvember 7th 2013.  Please is this love? Thanks

Anonymous said...

Am a lady of 23 dating a guy of 33 he based in lagos while am in ibadan he has a little girl wit his X. the problem is I always see dis guy once in 4 or 3 month, Wenever I asked him I want to see him he always give me one or the other excuses and he tells me he loves me recently I ask him my luv how we going to spend Valentines and he told me he doesn't have time for dat rubbish and I never celebrate val in my life at the same time I don't want to double date cuz I luv dis guy. As am saying I set my eyes on dis guy last was nuvember 7th 2013.  Please is this love? Thanks

Anonymous said...

No guy must go on strike else d ladies wil also go on strike after d Val! Sefini!!....sydney!

Anonymous said...

Eeya, I don't have a girl as well,
Will u be my val?

Debbie Chelsea said...

Lol!!!! Dnt mind dem lindodo!!!

Unknown said...

Funny. V fun y'all but pls bcareful.

Anonymous said...

Lol. I still dnt beliv ladies should leave everytin to their guys, y dnt u surprise him instead. I tink its high time gals start takin responsibilities too afta all, r we nt in it 2geda? Y shuld I b d 1 to do everytin, I need some treat too!

Anonymous said...

Hehehehe!!!!!!!

Anonymous said...

Lolz.

Anonymous said...

Its unfortunate as my line. We go off after this post till saturday morning

Anonymous said...

Guyz shuld alwaz knw dat this luv tin is nt all about gift n all dat.

Anonymous said...

Eeyah. Thank God i'm single.

Olajuwon Mubarak said...

On strike

wendil said...

@naija jamo boy

You sound like a baked retard.

See how you completely contradicted yourself.

Olodo

Anonymous said...

Come oh.. Shey na only guys dey do d spending on val's day? #JustAsking Sha. Lol

flikyvicky said...

And so many preaching from them that february 14 is not d only day to show love, nd that day should be a day for fasting and praying, just to avoid…

Anonymous said...

Soooo funny hw our mentality has grossly degenerated......even u d FAR and TRAVELLED LINDA also caught up in dis web?.......well if u must know 14th feb is feast of st. Valentine, its tym 2 show love without bounds to our luved 1s,parents, friends, even ppl we dunt knw, it institutionalises agape love,d type dat our lord Jesus christ had,dat made him die 4 our sins.......pls do ponder on dis and act ryt.......

Unknown said...

Eeyah. Thank God I'm single.

otevee said...

Lwkmd...NA wa. O..so many heartbreaks ds valentine o

Anonymous said...

Hahahahahahahahahaha! Linda u've killed me with laugh ooo!!! Hahahahahahahahahaha! :) Moh'd

Unknown said...

I don dey get call 4rm gals who barely called me reminding me of lovers day... Loolz, I go run upon dem

Eugenia Ekeji said...

My dear, you are on a very looooooooong thing. Please face ur studies. This is called LUST not love.

Anonymous said...

You are a mumu the guy doesn't love u

Anonymous said...

Run!!!

Anonymous said...

Guys ke??dey will,they've done already..all those guys wey dey worry me suddenly stop calling since first of february..hahaha..guys are somtin else..make dem dey..will buy coke n celebrate in my house

#niquese#

Jay said...

I like d one dat goes like dis,"if u see him on d 14th,u are d main chick.if u see him on d 15th,u are d side chick.if u see him on d 16th,u are just a spare chick.if u don't see him at all dis weekdend,Nne u are dating urself oooo!!hehehehe

Unknown said...

Hahaha!!!!!!!!! funny

Walata said...

Me like it lol osuji reply me hahaha lwkmfd

Unknown said...

People go knack today

Unknown said...

People go knack today

Anonymous said...

Abeg help me ask oo.

yvonne said...

There's something I like about valentine's day,a lot of breakups,cheating and lies and I love reading people's posts,so hilarious. Lol

Anonymous said...

And where is your Val gift to him? Get him one and am sure he'll reciprocate.

Anonymous said...

Lo ba tan....lolooolo

Gracee Love said...

Is it all about boy friend and girl friends cause some of us don't have

Anonymous said...

"ASSOCIATION OF GIRL FRIENDS (GFA) SPEAKS TOWARD VAL:

*Dear Boyfriends & Fiancees... This year's Valentine, we don't want flowers, teddy bears, expensive dinners @ Seasons or Galitoz, golden and silver pendants, Ice- cream, Emperio Armani perfumes or Chocolate.*We no longer want ipads, iphones, Galaxy Tabs or Blackberry Porsches!*We also refuse Brazilian hair, Peruvian hair and/ or shopping sprees at Shop right or the most expensive Boutique in town!

*All we are saying is, ..."Just come and say 'Hi' to our parents and families because we wanna get married this year. So Please kindly save the money for the wedding ceremony!!!!

Signed:-
Girlfriends Association
(GFA)
On behalf of the Communication Secretary

Anonymous said...

Valentine maka gini ,work mode jare ,spread love always

MY TURN said...

commercializing the essence of Val is just sick...

Anonymous said...

This is the best statement by any girl on this topic. Kudos madam. I love that.

Anonymous said...

Hahahahahaah

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