jamaican girls are so cooperative all and the guys are nice to dem i think nigerian men should chane and care for the women is not only by buying gifts and all of that
Is valentine all about, relationship? Is it all about whom u are dating, valentine is a time of love, show love to ur brother, mother, friends, family members, whom u are dating, neighbours... Etc
I swear, this valentine should be postponed till Feb 29. I have made many promises, but its not my fault that the Federal House Of Assembly has refused to pass budget.
We The Nigerian Association Of Boys friends And Husband (NABH) will be commencing on an urgent 3 days strike, which commences on d 13th of Feb 2014 - Feb 16th 2014, in respect to this strike all atm, wallets and phones will not function or be used.... Until or demands are ment by d goverment.. Solidarity Foever!!!!!! Signed TOchi Daniel. General Secretary NABH
Linda my fiance said we are nt celebrating val dis year bcos we are planning our wedding coming up in april,but its not fair to me,I need a val gift frm him wedding or no wedding chikena! Hian
Abeg let 2mr do it comes nd goes joor. Evrywher I go valentine. In d office valentine. At church valentine. On lib valentine. Ahan. Na wetin? I gat exams to write so make valentine go look bush :p Amanda R
Xmas just passed, valentine is here, then birthdays plus other side gifts. I am not a man but I think it's a bit too much especially for the 'aka gum ' ladies that don't give back. Better encourage him to save the money and use it to secure your future. #nuffsaid
Val is not for relationship and all I wish there re girls that would say hey boo let's visit the motherless babies home insted of trying to make their boyfriend broke, st valentine that year did not do anything with his girlfriend yet he is remembered today, seasons like this we should show love to people who need it most you have your boyfriend for the rest of the year
All the men saying they re on strike this Vals day either have no one special in their lives... and am sure they ll say all sorts here and tomorrow they ll Val their lovers, don't dull yourself oo LIBERS enjoy ur Vals day
The book of February 2:14" And it shall come to pass that on VAL's day excuses shall arise: flat batteries,BIS expired, DP refused to change, my boss selected me for the trip,traffic jam etc. When thou seeth these signs,be calm,keep thine peace and know that surely,thou art not thy boo's boo. Thou art a learner!!!!=)) hahaha
For all those girls who is depending on ur man dis val,u want to get from him but u have nothing in mind for him. Na ur father? Linda abeg post dis one oooo
I can't stop laughing, please laugh with me o abeg!....=)) This is the awkward Truth About Naija husbands..
There was a group of men gathered at a church conference on how to live in a loving relationship with your wife. The men were asked, "How many of you love your wife ?" All the men raised their hands. Then they were asked, "When was the last time you told your wife you loved her ?" Some men answered today, some yesterday, majority didn’t remember. The men were then told to take their cell phones and send the following text to their respective wife: I love you, sweetheart...
Then the men were told to exchange phones so one can read the other wife's reply to the love message..
Here are some of the replies:
1. Have you impregnated someone again 2. That was then,not now 3. You wan borrow money abi 4. What did you do again I won’t forgive you this time !!! 5. Meaning 6. Is that a new song �� 7. Am I dreaming �� ??????? 8. If you don’t tell me who this message is actually for, you will die today 9. U dis man!! I asked you to stop drinking 10. Abeg na who be this ��
Dear Linda, I'm a Batch A 2013 corps member serving in Oyo state, of which 2day was my POP, which was supposed 2 be one of d happiest days in my life but unfortunately, it wasn't, simply bcos according 2 our Nysc state co-ordinator "over 88 of us were not able 2 get our Nysc certificates bcos d certificates were not sent with d rest due 2 unforseen circumstances which were not our faults, therefore, we (d corps members affected) have 2 go 2 d Nysc headquarters in Abuja on our own 2 collect our certificates". Linda pls can't d state co-ordinator help us in ensuring dat Nysc send 2 dem our certificates instead of us wasting our stipends and risking our lives going 2 Abuja? Its unheard of in d 1st place dat we were told 2 go 2 Abuja 2 collect d certificates, cos dis can only happen in Oyo state. Pls ma, I don't know how u'll help us out but we want d relevant authorities(NYSC) to know our situation. Thanks and God bless u ma
Men na linus . Anyways its not all abt ur spouses, let's remember d less privileges, Motherless babies , orphans, d sick etc. Dats hw to show love as well. Love y'all Linda n LIBers
This is too funny. Some of the stories that I hear about boyfriend going into hibernation come valentine, or Christmas day, its beyond hilarious. Na by force to go out. How about you stay home and cook. If your girl nags you for that, then she isn't good for you. Valentine doesnt have to be expensive, do something from the heart and the girl should appreciate. Even girls too, do something for ya guy, haba! Nigerian girls have suffered o. Lol...
Rubbish boy, u r not ashamed of urself...to spend money u cant buh to put dat tiny thing between ur gf's legs u wont waste time..I pity dat girl dat will answer u after vals..she will be d biggest mumu eva.
Did you say itsnot all about gift?? If you have a Nigerian gf, don't buy her a gift and see if she will not break up with you that day. Seems you are from another planet?
Am a lady of 23 dating a guy of 33 he based in lagos while am in ibadan he has a little girl wit his X. the problem is I always see dis guy once in 4 or 3 month, Wenever I asked him I want to see him he always give me one or the other excuses and he tells me he loves me recently I ask him my luv how we going to spend Valentines and he told me he doesn't have time for dat rubbish and I never celebrate val in my life at the same time I don't want to double date cuz I luv dis guy. As am saying I set my eyes on dis guy last was nuvember 7th 2013. Please is this love? Thanks
Am a lady of 23 dating a guy of 33 he based in lagos while am in ibadan he has a little girl wit his X. the problem is I always see dis guy once in 4 or 3 month, Wenever I asked him I want to see him he always give me one or the other excuses and he tells me he loves me recently I ask him my luv how we going to spend Valentines and he told me he doesn't have time for dat rubbish and I never celebrate val in my life at the same time I don't want to double date cuz I luv dis guy. As am saying I set my eyes on dis guy last was nuvember 7th 2013. Please is this love? Thanks
Lol. I still dnt beliv ladies should leave everytin to their guys, y dnt u surprise him instead. I tink its high time gals start takin responsibilities too afta all, r we nt in it 2geda? Y shuld I b d 1 to do everytin, I need some treat too!
Soooo funny hw our mentality has grossly degenerated......even u d FAR and TRAVELLED LINDA also caught up in dis web?.......well if u must know 14th feb is feast of st. Valentine, its tym 2 show love without bounds to our luved 1s,parents, friends, even ppl we dunt knw, it institutionalises agape love,d type dat our lord Jesus christ had,dat made him die 4 our sins.......pls do ponder on dis and act ryt.......
Guys ke??dey will,they've done already..all those guys wey dey worry me suddenly stop calling since first of february..hahaha..guys are somtin else..make dem dey..will buy coke n celebrate in my house
I like d one dat goes like dis,"if u see him on d 14th,u are d main chick.if u see him on d 15th,u are d side chick.if u see him on d 16th,u are just a spare chick.if u don't see him at all dis weekdend,Nne u are dating urself oooo!!hehehehe
"ASSOCIATION OF GIRL FRIENDS (GFA) SPEAKS TOWARD VAL:
*Dear Boyfriends & Fiancees... This year's Valentine, we don't want flowers, teddy bears, expensive dinners @ Seasons or Galitoz, golden and silver pendants, Ice- cream, Emperio Armani perfumes or Chocolate.*We no longer want ipads, iphones, Galaxy Tabs or Blackberry Porsches!*We also refuse Brazilian hair, Peruvian hair and/ or shopping sprees at Shop right or the most expensive Boutique in town!
*All we are saying is, ..."Just come and say 'Hi' to our parents and families because we wanna get married this year. So Please kindly save the money for the wedding ceremony!!!!
Signed:- Girlfriends Association (GFA) On behalf of the Communication Secretary
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jamaican girls are so cooperative all and the guys are nice to dem i think nigerian men should chane and care for the women is not only by buying gifts and all of that
Is valentine all about, relationship? Is it all about whom u are dating, valentine is a time of love, show love to ur brother, mother, friends, family members, whom u are dating, neighbours... Etc
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Whahahawha#chinese laffta
Lol,this Val no go easy o,thank God I don't av a man sef!!!
Linda Boyfriends Association Are On Strike Now Including Me to call off on Monday!! #RIDING SOLO!!
I Rep IT JAKES YOU ( A Book Of Inspiration By Linda Ikeji)
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Lmao I can't men u don hear lol
Lolssssssss
Thank God say no light for my area n all d gen don pack up. Offline mode on friday
. Na phcn or watever deir new name is fault oh
lol... make dem sef respect them sef..
C.E.O
Linda how hv u been na? I miss una small...
Biko is valentine a name of a bus stop??
#That happy sister!
I just can't
Don't need em'
Hehehhehehhe Linda tell them o.
Loool! Guys dey para criosly
Be a woman give the needful
Lol its easy ooooooh kieee
Lol!! Aunty linda u just gave some guys some funny ideas to pull off... #valstunts
Hehehehehe I don't blame my brodasoo!
FG is yet to pass budget
~BONARIO~says so via NOKIA3310
Am free o in case
Dis is 1 of dose dayz u get hapi dat weekends re always busi, somtin must com up, dat is d natural law of valentine day
Lmao! Miracles will happen! Signs n wonders! Hehehehehe
Huh cos of val, u pple should b on d strike till this year ends oh
Dis is 1 of dose dayz u get hapi dat weekends re always busi, somtin must com up, dat is d natural law of valentine day
Kikikikik oh yea
Network Not available @ all ladies
LoooooL no time mehnnnn.... That day is overrated......
@Bobo_Edo
What again is valentine?
lmao some pple can be funny is it force to have a gf?
Lmao.... Linda we're on strike and will resume on 16th Feb, iwotago?
Hahaha wonderful,Men una don hear o!after dashing his sista he cn still rply.lol
Lmao... Guys una don hear????
Lol
I just can't stop laffin# hahahahahahaha#
Helep me tell Bonario
A na achi? Sm ppl go sell their fone put SIM for mouth this val
Laugh no go kill me o.
Laugh no go finish me ooo
D english can kill sef..untop dis valentine? Nawa o
Lol. Linda tell dem oooooo
God bless the male folks. Haa they can lie!
Hahahahaha, God punish devil..
I swear, this valentine should be postponed till Feb 29. I have made many promises, but its not my fault that the Federal House Of Assembly has refused to pass budget.
We The Nigerian Association Of Boys friends And Husband (NABH) will be commencing on an urgent 3 days strike, which commences on d 13th of Feb 2014 - Feb 16th 2014, in respect to this strike all atm, wallets and phones will not function or be used.... Until or demands are ment by d goverment.. Solidarity Foever!!!!!!
Signed
TOchi Daniel. General Secretary NABH
Linda my fiance said we are nt celebrating val dis year bcos we are planning our wedding coming up in april,but its not fair to me,I need a val gift frm him wedding or no wedding chikena! Hian
I ve everything @ my peck n call. So I will just stay indoor wit my husband n fk fk fk. Lol
Abeg let 2mr do it comes nd goes joor.
Evrywher I go valentine.
In d office valentine.
At church valentine.
On lib valentine.
Ahan. Na wetin?
I gat exams to write so make valentine go look bush :p
Amanda R
Good 2 know
Gud dt am nt in any relationship.Celebratin dis Val wit d Destitutes n mi God!
How will he not dash his sister his fone...wen u cannot spell...lmao
Men are on strike now, they shall resume on Monday. So no calls, no msg, no ping and twits. ⌣̊┈̥-̶̯͡»̶̥♡thanks ⌣̊┈̥-̶̯͡»̶̥
True talk Alloy.
Xmas just passed, valentine is here, then birthdays plus other side gifts. I am not a man but I think it's a bit too much especially for the 'aka gum ' ladies that don't give back. Better encourage him to save the money and use it to secure your future. #nuffsaid
Really?.
Linda why you do this kind thing noun?noun noun,dem dash sister fone!Oh dear!LOL!
May God provide d right one for you
Linda pls Be my Val #biko#
Babes too shud be woman enough to receive whatever the size of what the man has got to offer.
Heheh
Hahahahahhahaha no mind dem
Real men don't lie or play games,only small boiz carry out ths kind of game.
Lol. They have started already. Babes are lamenting☺ .
Hahahahaha u won't blame them because girls contribute to it sometimes
I think the ladies have totally missed what the whole St Valentine's day is all about sef....
Lolz....
Hmmmmm..... Let's wait&see then
Val is not for relationship and all I wish there re girls that would say hey boo let's visit the motherless babies home insted of trying to make their boyfriend broke, st valentine that year did not do anything with his girlfriend yet he is remembered today, seasons like this we should show love to people who need it most you have your boyfriend for the rest of the year
All the men saying they re on strike this Vals day either have no one special in their lives... and am sure they ll say all sorts here and tomorrow they ll Val their lovers, don't dull yourself oo LIBERS enjoy ur Vals day
Haahhahhahahhaha
Linda don kill me with lafta oooo.
Lol cnt stp laffin ...
Tell ma boo am died...to rise monday nxt week THANKZ!!
Guys re wiser now,no room 4 unprofitable bis
Too childish, this method of yellow card is for chewing gum boys and little ladies
*yawns*
lmao. Linda please tell them jare
Lol
*adefunke*
Tell ma boo am died to rise nxt week...tankz!
The book of February 2:14"
And it shall come to pass that on VAL's day excuses shall arise: flat batteries,BIS expired, DP refused to change, my boss selected me for the trip,traffic jam etc. When thou seeth these signs,be calm,keep thine peace and know that surely,thou art not thy boo's boo. Thou art a learner!!!!=)) hahaha
Eesah 26E90A24
Must U̶̲̥̅̊ announce say U̶̲̥̅̊ don't have a man?am sure U̶̲̥̅̊ nid 1
For all those girls who is depending on ur man dis val,u want to get from him but u have nothing in mind for him. Na ur father?
Linda abeg post dis one oooo
Hahahahahhahahha,Amen oooo.
Lmao!!!
I've even seen worse messages.
Guys be kiaful ooo.
Relationship no be for one person,wetin d girls go do for d boys? Hehe,Linda post my comment.
What will the women do for the men? Na una independence na seasonal?
Na so
all i hve got is dick!!
I can't stop laughing, please laugh with me o abeg!....=))
This is the awkward Truth About Naija husbands..
There was a group of men gathered at a church conference on how to live in a loving relationship with your wife. The men were asked, "How many of you love your wife ?" All the men raised their hands. Then they were asked, "When was the last time you told your wife you loved her ?" Some men answered today, some yesterday, majority didn’t remember. The men were then told to take their cell phones and send the following text to their respective wife: I love you, sweetheart...
Then the men were told to exchange phones so one can read the other wife's reply to the love message..
Here are some of the replies:
1. Have you impregnated someone again
2. That was then,not now
3. You wan borrow money abi
4. What did you do again I won’t forgive you this time !!!
5. Meaning
6. Is that a new song ��
7. Am I dreaming �� ???????
8. If you don’t tell me who this message is actually for, you will die today
9. U dis man!! I asked you to stop drinking
10. Abeg na who be this ��
Abeg send to ur friends make dem laff
Dear Linda, I'm a Batch A 2013 corps member serving in Oyo state, of which 2day was my POP, which was supposed 2 be one of d happiest days in my life but unfortunately, it wasn't, simply bcos according 2 our Nysc state co-ordinator "over 88 of us were not able 2 get our Nysc certificates bcos d certificates were not sent with d rest due 2 unforseen circumstances which were not our faults, therefore, we (d corps members affected) have 2 go 2 d Nysc headquarters in Abuja on our own 2 collect our certificates". Linda pls can't d state co-ordinator help us in ensuring dat Nysc send 2 dem our certificates instead of us wasting our stipends and risking our lives going 2 Abuja? Its unheard of in d 1st place dat we were told 2 go 2 Abuja 2 collect d certificates, cos dis can only happen in Oyo state. Pls ma, I don't know how u'll help us out but we want d relevant authorities(NYSC) to know our situation. Thanks and God bless u ma
All dese val jokes are getting boring jor! If its real and someone tries dat wit me, he shall c.#mean every word#
Aunty linda am 27 and hv never celebrated val with an opposite sex bfor! I need God to bless me with my own man.*sad mood*
Men na linus . Anyways its not all abt ur spouses, let's remember d less privileges, Motherless babies , orphans, d sick etc. Dats hw to show love as well. Love y'all Linda n LIBers
This is too funny. Some of the stories that I hear about boyfriend going into hibernation come valentine, or Christmas day, its beyond hilarious. Na by force to go out. How about you stay home and cook. If your girl nags you for that, then she isn't good for you. Valentine doesnt have to be expensive, do something from the heart and the girl should appreciate. Even girls too, do something for ya guy, haba! Nigerian girls have suffered o. Lol...
Hahahahahaha
Plz can we hook up? I base in Lag. Let's hook up so can av a good time cus I got No woman. 21D549CD
Rubbish boy, u r not ashamed of urself...to spend money u cant buh to put dat tiny thing between ur gf's legs u wont waste time..I pity dat girl dat will answer u after vals..she will be d biggest mumu eva.
I tire o,guys pls b responsible
I tire o,guys pls b responsible
Hahaha....... I'm very sure things like ds will appen for real!!! #appyValLibers
Lmao @ osuji, I trust naija boiz
NAIJA GIST HERE
Lol linda u are silly
Lol.
Choi umunwanyi ibe m Oº°˚˚°Âº
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Ladies show us some love dis season. Surprise us oooooo!!!! We too na human like una. Anywhr my network is off for now till tuesday.......
Do u want one, I can be there for u if u want. Wat ya think?
Smhhhhh....men are jes one word creepy! Lol
Smhhhhh....one word for men creepy Lol
Smhhhhh....men are jes one word creepy! Lol
linda pls post my comment or else...winks *Dudu on the blog*
Hehehhehe,seriously,u all need to watch this http://youtu.be/Xx0kiXSzDm4
Enough drama, gist & of course gossip tomorrow. Hehehehe.
if a gal accept to b ur girlfriend on valentine day..ma broda u will soon b single again....
Few say so*via B.A.G*
I swear Linda u no well but its only a small boy dat will act dis way
#ok#.....val or no val d hrt knws wia it belongs....wia s onyx Godwin aunty linda, op he hasn't comit suicide d bullying
After val... De Will make up. Funny
D way d girl dey write sef reach to break up with her. Lol!
Nawa o!
Did you say itsnot all about gift?? If you have a Nigerian gf, don't buy her a gift and see if she will not break up with you that day. Seems you are from another planet?
Girls too should do the needful
Lwkmd!! Make we show love to one another cos love conquers all... Chidinma
Am a lady of 23 dating a guy of 33 he based in lagos while am in ibadan he has a little girl wit his X. the problem is I always see dis guy once in 4 or 3 month, Wenever I asked him I want to see him he always give me one or the other excuses and he tells me he loves me recently I ask him my luv how we going to spend Valentines and he told me he doesn't have time for dat rubbish and I never celebrate val in my life at the same time I don't want to double date cuz I luv dis guy. As am saying I set my eyes on dis guy last was nuvember 7th 2013. Please is this love? Thanks
Am a lady of 23 dating a guy of 33 he based in lagos while am in ibadan he has a little girl wit his X. the problem is I always see dis guy once in 4 or 3 month, Wenever I asked him I want to see him he always give me one or the other excuses and he tells me he loves me recently I ask him my luv how we going to spend Valentines and he told me he doesn't have time for dat rubbish and I never celebrate val in my life at the same time I don't want to double date cuz I luv dis guy. As am saying I set my eyes on dis guy last was nuvember 7th 2013. Please is this love? Thanks
No guy must go on strike else d ladies wil also go on strike after d Val! Sefini!!....sydney!
Eeya, I don't have a girl as well,
Will u be my val?
Lol!!!! Dnt mind dem lindodo!!!
Funny. V fun y'all but pls bcareful.
Lol. I still dnt beliv ladies should leave everytin to their guys, y dnt u surprise him instead. I tink its high time gals start takin responsibilities too afta all, r we nt in it 2geda? Y shuld I b d 1 to do everytin, I need some treat too!
Hehehehe!!!!!!!
Lolz.
Its unfortunate as my line. We go off after this post till saturday morning
Guyz shuld alwaz knw dat this luv tin is nt all about gift n all dat.
Eeyah. Thank God i'm single.
On strike
@naija jamo boy
You sound like a baked retard.
See how you completely contradicted yourself.
Olodo
Come oh.. Shey na only guys dey do d spending on val's day? #JustAsking Sha. Lol
And so many preaching from them that february 14 is not d only day to show love, nd that day should be a day for fasting and praying, just to avoid…
Soooo funny hw our mentality has grossly degenerated......even u d FAR and TRAVELLED LINDA also caught up in dis web?.......well if u must know 14th feb is feast of st. Valentine, its tym 2 show love without bounds to our luved 1s,parents, friends, even ppl we dunt knw, it institutionalises agape love,d type dat our lord Jesus christ had,dat made him die 4 our sins.......pls do ponder on dis and act ryt.......
Eeyah. Thank God I'm single.
Lwkmd...NA wa. O..so many heartbreaks ds valentine o
Hahahahahahahahahaha! Linda u've killed me with laugh ooo!!! Hahahahahahahahahaha! :) Moh'd
I don dey get call 4rm gals who barely called me reminding me of lovers day... Loolz, I go run upon dem
My dear, you are on a very looooooooong thing. Please face ur studies. This is called LUST not love.
You are a mumu the guy doesn't love u
Run!!!
Guys ke??dey will,they've done already..all those guys wey dey worry me suddenly stop calling since first of february..hahaha..guys are somtin else..make dem dey..will buy coke n celebrate in my house
#niquese#
I like d one dat goes like dis,"if u see him on d 14th,u are d main chick.if u see him on d 15th,u are d side chick.if u see him on d 16th,u are just a spare chick.if u don't see him at all dis weekdend,Nne u are dating urself oooo!!hehehehe
Hahaha!!!!!!!!! funny
Me like it lol osuji reply me hahaha lwkmfd
People go knack today
People go knack today
Abeg help me ask oo.
There's something I like about valentine's day,a lot of breakups,cheating and lies and I love reading people's posts,so hilarious. Lol
And where is your Val gift to him? Get him one and am sure he'll reciprocate.
Lo ba tan....lolooolo
Is it all about boy friend and girl friends cause some of us don't have
"ASSOCIATION OF GIRL FRIENDS (GFA) SPEAKS TOWARD VAL:
*Dear Boyfriends & Fiancees... This year's Valentine, we don't want flowers, teddy bears, expensive dinners @ Seasons or Galitoz, golden and silver pendants, Ice- cream, Emperio Armani perfumes or Chocolate.*We no longer want ipads, iphones, Galaxy Tabs or Blackberry Porsches!*We also refuse Brazilian hair, Peruvian hair and/ or shopping sprees at Shop right or the most expensive Boutique in town!
*All we are saying is, ..."Just come and say 'Hi' to our parents and families because we wanna get married this year. So Please kindly save the money for the wedding ceremony!!!!
Signed:-
Girlfriends Association
(GFA)
On behalf of the Communication Secretary
Valentine maka gini ,work mode jare ,spread love always
commercializing the essence of Val is just sick...
This is the best statement by any girl on this topic. Kudos madam. I love that.
Hahahahahaah
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