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Wednesday 12 February 2014

Check out how they care for their ATMs in Ibadan...hehe

If I talk now Ibadan people go say I don start again...lol. But I go still talk sha! Y'all know I have nothing but love for y'all! Hehe. So somewhere in the beautiful ancient city ATMs are guarded with iron protectors. Heard that if you want to withdraw money, the security guards stationed there will unlock and allow you use it, and when you are done, they lock again. #Makessensethingz! Haha!

176 comments:

Bonita Bislam said...

Hehehehe serious security in a primitive way!!!

Anonymous said...

where at ibadan? And dnt tell i wasnt the first to comment

cutecrownic said...

Na first bank, challenge branch be dat...

Soul said...

Wow! That's really smart and safe! Like someone can't gain access by creeping from underneath. Really smart.

Unknown said...

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Anonymous said...

Nigeria for show!! There is globalisation everywhere, these bunch of leaders travelled all over the world and still can not learn the way things are done. WHICH WAY NIGERIA WHICH WAY TO GO I LOVE MY FATHERLAND I WANT TO KNOW WHICH NIGERIA WHICH WAY TO GO ........ Singing he he he!!!!

Unknown said...

What if you wanna withdraw at night!!
this is crap

Unknown said...

Na waa ooo. Ibadan pple and being local shaa. Even their banks. Choi!

Unknown said...

9ja for life, everything is possible

dhobiz said...

Wow Ibadan i hail thee

Tomilade said...

Thats a very big LIE. The security man does not do that. Besides, the metal gates does not have locks... Linda! Where una dey see all dis tins? Nawa 4 u o!

U berra post this
*TOMI said so*

Alloy Chikezie said...

Looks like we have first class 419 guys in ibadan... Lol


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JJ said...

Why can't they place the ATMs inside the bank premises?

Ayaoba said...

Hahahahahaah...
So true Linda, av witnessed it before, infact laughed out so loud that they were looking @ me wit one kain eye...buh d person I went with undastoos sharp sharp..lol

Anonymous said...

Hehehe dis na real STRONG ROOM!!!

Richard was here!

Anonymous said...

Atm of Life........Nemrims

LINDA said...

Heheheheehheehe! Lwkmd 4 here! Choii! R the bankers villagers too ni? Lol

IamTwaizee said...

Nope,dats first bank ATM at Agodi Secretariat, it is not locked but there is an option for people who want to lock it from inside. i believe its just people and their insecurity issues, u go fear how people guard their ATM transactions.
Sometimes when they are withdrawing less amount of money! I've seen it before

Olatunde said...

#chaii IBADAN peeps sha#

Toronto Finest said...

Only in Nigeria

Unknown said...

Hahaaahahaha !!! Ibadan peeps i hail ooo !!always on amala n efuriro brain... linda plz stp wit dz "thingz" its rili razzzz !sounds odd

Anonymous said...

dats very daft of u very funny

Anonymous said...

Funny anyway, but that's not true cos those iron protector are meant to protect someone else from seeing ur pin and d security guy is there to direct d queue for d atm.

Max said...

Hey funny IB

KENTO said...

This is not true. There are no locks on these atms. I have used them several times. The security personnel only help those who can't operate the machines. Though I am not from Ibadan, I go there once in a while and I have used the atms shown in this article.

Anonymous said...

Ibadan people are local peeps, sorry to say if your from there #bright bravo#

AnnMarie said...

lmao. Linda u won't leave Ibadan people alone abi

Anonymous said...

Na lie o.there's no such thing lyk security guard stationed to lock nd unlock wen using d Atm, I still use dis Atm yesterday @challenge in ibadan nd for d iron protector it's bn lyk dat for yrs nd probably I would say it's part of first bank tradition nd point of correction no b only dis bank dey do am it just happened to b iron nd it's not in ol dia branches nd for d security guard standing dia I think he's trying or just finished helping dat customer make some transactions...

BONARIO NNAGS said...

Hehehehehe Ibadan people sha.

~BONARIO~says so via NOKIA3310

bumshasha28 said...

Lol, dat is funny. Maybe there is a lot of ATM fraud around dat area.

Mystic Falls said...

Nawawo..the place looks like a post office dats out of service..lol Naija is something else

Anonymous said...

It's true. That's Challenge First Bank branch... lol.
If Linda post this , it will be the 1st time since I've been posting comments on Linda for 2Years.

Eugenia Ekeji said...

some people eye don open gan.

NMaa said...

LMA0 #JC

Anonymous said...

Na wa o ds can only happen in nigeria , y is it that we čan not do things right oga o.

Anonymous said...

razzites!!!!!

Anonymous said...

Omo ibadan, ki ni so? Lmaooo

Miss K said...

Hmmmmmm, big fat lie. The ATMs are stationed at first bank, Gbagi market, Ibadan. The iron shields are there to give the users total privacy which is really needed because the ATMs are situated opposite a very busy road. There was always a very long and squeezed up queue behind each user, which made it easy for other users on the queue to view details displayed on the ATM screen as well as what the user was typing before the introduction of the shields as customers queued within the lilttle space available between the bank premises and the busy road.
Security never intervene except assistance was requested by user (mostly semi literate) since it's in the middle of a market .
P.S: I am not a staff of the bank, I am just a regular customer of that particular branch because I have a shop in the market.

Anonymous said...

Hmmmmm, dat awkward moment, when you re withdrawing your cash jeje. Den one thugs pops head into dat metal cage, only to discover dey don beat security man. You can't shout ooo, dat wont be called a robbery any longer sha, .........checking oxford advanced learners dictionary for d name 😁

Beauty said...

Nonsense

Anonymous said...

Ibadan is a village

Unknown said...

Yes ooo,I know the bank it a first bank close to polytechnic ibadan.

Jay said...

They no wan hear story story!!hahaha

Anonymous said...

Lmao **** stil lafin *** hahahahahahaha

Unknown said...

The location is Yemetu and the bank is First Bank.

few said...

naija oo.. d atm lukz lyk toolz box...#tuale to ibadan pple...

Few say so*via B.A.G*

Anonymous said...

Dat is at First Bank in Uch

Anonymous said...

Jesu! Looks like public school windows. But at 1st glance i thought its one of those lockers where valuables are kept b4 entering the bank till i say both women in wrappers. Really hilarious though!

Anonymous said...

WHERE DA HELL IS PRINCE CHARMING????????????????? I MISS HIM SO MUCH OOOO

Anonymous said...

that's first bank challenge branch!!

Anonymous said...

Lmao!!! Can't stop lafin!

Miss Uj said...

Hahahahaha.... Really funny What's d essence?

Anonymous said...

Wow ! At last.

Anonymous said...

Its all first bank branches
Τ̅ђa̶̲̥̅̊τ̅ brought †ЂΞ stlye

Anonymous said...

Nice concept...

Anonymous said...

What is funny about this aunty?

Anonymous said...

lmho..... vry funi

Unknown said...


Don’t speak English like an Ibadan man. Speak with the kind of phonetics that even your mother will wonder where you were born.

~Medusa~ said...

Make sense,but in lag who has such patience,we all inna rush no time

Tosin T. said...

You are very correct. Is Firstbank.

Unknown said...

this is first bank infront of UI gate

Anonymous said...

It is tru oooo Ur nt lyin linda, dis is hw 1st banks atm opposite shoprite Dugbe is oooooo. I used it last week

Unknown said...

This firstbank infront at UI first gate

Anonymous said...

this should be UI First bank branch. loool my first time to comment.. for the past 2yrs...


***Daybor Ade***

Anonymous said...

Lmao!Ibadan people r very local so an not surprised

@MEETD®EALEVANS™ said...

U knw naw, mk people nor go use black magic collect ur pin, dey shud jst mk it a room,

Swaggs isimemen said...

Lol very funny, Elkason oooooh Looooooool, bt I like it 4 security purpose

Anonymous said...

Yea, v bn to ds place a couple of times to use d atm but i v never seen a security officer guarding anyone before.

Unknown said...

Even d Security Guard in Question, need a Guard EJK

Anonymous said...

Linda, I think u have something against Ibadan and its ppl. First there is lawlessness in the world and Ibadan is not an exception. Even here in the U.S.A. There have been reports of robberies involving ATMs. Some ppl uprooted the ATM and took the ATM away. You are not exposed that is why these things are news to u. The owners of ATMs have to protect their investment anyway they can.

Anonymous said...

Linda, Stella Oduah has been sacked..........check Sahara Reporters

Unknown said...

Aaaaaaar habatically!!

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Anonymous said...

And if you check now how much they are withdrawing now you go see say e no pass 2k lol

Anonymous said...

Dats is challege first bank o

Anonymous said...

Linda that is a lie oooo...it never lock.haba....No worry God bless u you marry Ibadan man....i go de wait you!!!

Funmy Kemmy said...

Ibadan people no dey carry last - LOL

Efosa said...

that first bank in front of UI

Gist Arena said...

Hmm, Linda u no go allow Ibadan pple drink water drop cup last time na airport now na ATM, hahahaha. Make u liv them na, they are being security cautious

Anonymous said...

hhh

Adebayo Odeyinde said...

Linda, take time o

Adebayo Odeyinde said...

Linda, take your time o

Anonymous said...

Linda stop lying... show me the padlock or key in there.

Unknown said...

Haba Linda if u wanna lash ib peeps there are so many other things to use. U ain't serious joor.

Unknown said...

Funny but Linda y IB again..

Anonymous said...

U bloody gay!Open ur ass for a horse to fu-k.Irritant!!
#Biafran Slayer#

Unknown said...

Noooo! Linda this is a false alarm. It's only at First Bank ATMs at Ibadan that you see this iron protectors, like @ UI, Agodi, Challenge, Mokola R/About, etc. I don't know their intention, but in most cases they are not manned by any security man. Perhaps it's just for queue/crowd control.

Unknown said...

Unbelievable........
Upon all the claiming to be the most educated people in Nigeria.

Anonymous said...

He has committed suicide.u know dey hear NEWS?Just pray for his miserable family.Sad

Oluwatosin (Starchitect) said...

so funny, can't they just bend and enter the metal compartment?!

Anonymous said...

So what have you gained from this erroneous report which prompted readers of your blog to start abusing the Yorubas?

Anonymous said...

Hehehe o dikwa risky

Mamadavide said...

Hahaha

Mamadavide said...

Hehehe

Anonymous said...

Linda... Na wah for you ooo, you just love to expose us. No be their fault now, they have to protect their properties from all those satanic eyes

Anonymous said...

Lmao! Linda you just had to twist this gist to make it sound funny abi? The iron cage is certainly not for the security men to lock and unlock anytime there's a user....its for customers' protection....Linda no do make yoruba people for this blog vex for you o, Lol
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Anonymous said...

Lmao @ the Razzness of IB, this so close to my place of work, I be proper Edo boi thut I have seen it all until recently I moved down to IB due to work,this yoruba people here take 1st when it comes to razzness if not for the job pay n cheap accomodation I for use my hand n leg run comot 4rm here ...LOL. ...guyfisher says SO

Igor said...

And what if one wants to make a withdrawal by 1am ?,will the security people be available to open the ATM.

Dee Brown said...

Ibadan people again....lmao. #FasashiFasashiTinz lol

Sabrına said...

Hehehehe...lol...

Anonymous said...

Seriously no big deal about it ...I think you are just trying to have something to say ....cause it bullshit ..peace

Anonymous said...

Dis atm @ Mokola, Its a lie,I av used d atm a couple of times and I dint see any guard waitin to lock it. Whoever gaave u dis info is wrong linds...its just mere coincedenc dt d security man was stndn dere wen d person took d pic.

Anonymous said...

Once you dont have news to Publish you take on Yoruba people yeah. Geez

Anonymous said...

Sarcasm! LOL

fly guy said...

Like seriously!!

Anonymous said...

That is one bank among thousands of banks. Stop making Ibadan look bad. All ATMs are not like this

Anonymous said...

Its at all First bank branches in Ibadan but security men are not stationed there to lock & unlock them. They don't have locks.

Anonymous said...

is it ibadan ppl 2 blame or d bank?nt there fault that d bank did dat. u shld also put the name of the bank also.

Anonymous said...

I do not comment on blogs, but on seeing this post i knew i had to clarify the situation. They do not lock those things in front of the atms, in fact they were done to protect the users from heavy dust in that particular area when the bridge was being built. I am not a native of Ibadan, i reside there....i have seen so many things being written on here as total hogwash.

Anonymous said...

IS WELL OOO

Anonymous said...

Its a lie they dont lock it !!!!! You open it yourself and use it !!

Anonymous said...

IS WELL OOO

Unknown said...

lol.....so funny linda, guess that bank is union bank plc!!!

Apple said...

Hehehehehehehe..

Anonymous said...

Soon dey go put short time rooms 4 atm,na ashawo go happy pass

MY TURN said...

Ibadan ki ni sooooo? so so loooo

Anonymous said...

See dis ugly toad,callin pple razz,u r such a rascist,,u shld stay in ur eastern states and not pollute lagos,ur comments suck big time,I can't stand ur looks or ur views,,,piece of trash....4 ur info yorubas r more civilized dan all oda tribes,cz we dnt play wv educatn...we all know wat our ibos brodas do after jss3...its xavier....abeg post am

Walata said...

This ibadan ppl sha them too dey local in erryything lmao archaic ppl see their Atm

Anonymous said...

Hehe not a bad idea ooo~

The ATMS will last long and no glare from sunlight.. They could got a better design still ..LoL

Cashino NDT

Anonymous said...

to think someone is trying to explain the reason behind the iron bars..... nice nice. ib people i hail u o

chinon said...

First bank @U.I gate, ibadan...

GISTMEE said...

lMAO......money must not waste..dem dey do am 4 lag sha

Unknown said...

There are make up story here. 1st that metal has no lock at all. The security wasnt doing any open n close. Mind u, it is right opposite major road at challenge, and d brach is a major one for 1st bank in d city, so u wouldnt want to type ur pin or # while someone watching u. Lastly, that thing was put together by 1st bank and NOT yoruba or anyones father. So y'all should know bera.

Anonymous said...

Like they cnt pass under. Shallow minded initiative

Unknown said...

Yeah... I know this first bank... Lolzzz

Anonymous said...

@ Anonymous, Soul's sarcasm is not lost on me either. LMFAO

Anonymous said...

I wonder where linda get her stories sometimes sha,if you have been to the place you will know there is no hook on the metal let alone lock,so ibadan people are not criminally minded or primitive as you are trying to portray them.

Anonymous said...

bro e ti binu?!

Unknown said...

Obviously, that's First Bank, Challenge Branch... I love Ibadan Oluyole

Anonymous said...

you better leave Ibadan alone now

Anonymous said...

What happen to ibadan Linda........

Unknown said...

Hahahahahahah" this reminds me in unity road in ilorin, Kara state. I don't know if it is still like that though, but it was the last time I was there. It wasn't hilarious then, seemed necessary, but looking at this pics though, I couldn't help but laugh.

Unknown said...

U don talk am finish na. Ancient city. Wot do u expect from an ancient? Not surprised. Dem go soon dey hang 'otunmopo' for there

last baby said...

This is very funny

Anonymous said...

Onyx abi nah rollings be ur name, u're an idiot and I knw u're one of those stinking Aba boys selling bend down select shoes and bag at oshodi before, u're trying to express ur sadness on yoruba pple bcos fashola drove u away frm under bridge oshodi, hw can u use ur chicken fingers to type words lik these, oloshi, oloribu, nah linda 100k dey worry u, no spend am finish!

Volt said...

I dunno d idiot tht gav u tht info buh its just for mere privacy and notinh more,and that's 1st bank in challenge close to my ring road zone stop lashing Ibadan people

Neeqilata said...

I really need to visit dis Ibadan n c dese funny tins for myself *lmao

Anonymous said...

Linda,I'm tired of u n dis IB jist.its nt funny at all.d oda time waz IB children n lift,now its ATM.wats ur problem sef?mtcheeeew.Amaka says so.

Kemi said...

Linda,

I think it's distasteful to take a very tiny aspect of a city and emphasize it as representative of the city! I thought you knew better. Expected more from you.

Michael said...

Imagine all this trouble just to withdraw 50 naira

Igor said...

And neither on me.Mine was a rhetorical sarcasm.

Anonymous said...

HeHehe Lindaaaaaaa,dey only use it 2protect ATM users dey don't ever lock not 2talk of unlocking it

Anonymous said...

Hello. Linda, no where in Ibadan will u see a padlocked ATM. U suppose look d picture u upload if padlock dey am. Abeg no mess IB city jor. Go get beta gist.

Anonymous said...

Omo ibadan kini show?....lol


@dahmie4christ

Unknown said...

So true..this is definately First bank at ibadan very close to Owo road..Ibadan pple sha

Anonymous said...

Lol.... She Dint post ma comment.... Its very logical... Ds is abt first bank n not d Yoruba's. N I suppose we v all tribes managing first bank. D way Linda fink atimes ehn.. Like she finks after posting stuffs and not before.

Anonymous said...

Haba Linda u be lair o

Unknown said...

Lmao............funny pipo.

Anonymous said...

Ibadan Na village nah, lol....linda ooo, u no go kill person for dis ur blog...looking for a good business opportunity, pls call 08033128166

Anonymous said...

Na mokola dis ATM dey ooo, bside tantalizers, na even first bank atm......

Amarachukwu. said...

Hahahahahahahahahah,lwkmd.

Amarachukwu. said...

Hahahahahahahahahahahaha,lwkmd.

Anonymous said...

Duos is FBN dugbe branch beside CBN. Looooool

Anonymous said...

Hahahahahaha......can't stop laughing. Linda oooooo

Anonymous said...

Thats a petty jab at Ibadan people. I can frankly see that you've come to an all time low, or maybe you've always been that way. Well once a bum always a bum, a little more money or not. Before you go on with your lame blog posts, is that an Ibadan or First bank thingy? Dummy

Anonymous said...

Linda what is it with you and always degrading the people of Ibadan. I don't see the humor in this. Its a bank that protects their atm with metal bars.. Big deal.
Why would you post this unnecessary story if its not that you just want your readers to start insulting yoruba people. There are razz people everywhere, so please just drop this ibadan thing abeg, its not funny..

Anonymous said...

Lie first bank @ challenge beside tantalizer

Anonymous said...

First bank challenge I so Remember collecting money there

Anonymous said...

U go wait tire!

Anonymous said...

Swtie, we know ur type, formin lagos big boy whyl still squattin and sharing shirt. So, ibadan is ancient bcx its historical. Ur fore fathers knws best bt u r d dumb one in ur generation. Pretty sure u grew up in some remote village cumin up here formin lagos rat. Go fuck urself

Anonymous said...

This is a new level of low even for you... U shld post wt sense. Act ur age and post wt maturity dt u claim or think you have.

Technology said...

Guess there's someone behind the maching paying the cash manually.... Manual teller Machine.... Lol

Opcy said...

hehehehehe......

Anonymous said...

Linda na lie....dey dnt lock it

Unknown said...

Hahahahahahaha

Anonymous said...

funny u Linda,how could dat be possible

Unknown said...

The truth is almost or all First bank branches located by the roadside in Ibadan have this compartments to ensure the privacy of the users. The security in the picture is just there by chance, not like he is locking the user in. If that was the case, then FBN would have recruited more security staff for this purpose. Whoever brought this up is a clown. I love my Ibadan jawe....

Anonymous said...

LooooooL @ Anon 5:49, I m 100% sure you r from IB, @ there r no hooks on the metal door!

Anonymous said...

Lmao! Omo u go wait for us tire oo!! *strikes a pose like onyx*

Anonymous said...

This thin linda jst dey post anyfin dey send to her....HABA

Anonymous said...

Sum pple be shouting ibadan be village when were u stay in lag is lik a slum...SMH

MRS OHIO ERANKO said...

BUT , WHEN YOU WITHDRAW THE MONEY, WOULD THE SECURITY FOLLOW ME , TO GUILD ME FROM MR AND MRS OLE

Anonymous said...

NOTHING IS TOO MUCH FOR SECURITY. KUDOS TO THE MANAGEMENT OF THE BANK.

Anonymous said...

This is not everywhere in Ibadan I was there a few months ago and I didn't see this .

Anonymous said...

Almost all d first banks in IB av their atm guided like dat,u can never lock it from outside,except inside just for privacy.....dats challenge's branch,they av like those @oke-ado,joyce b road and co

Anonymous said...

Lmao@ anonymous 1:13

Anonymous said...

Lol......dats first bank @ui..first gate...proudly ibadan

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