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Tuesday, 18 November 2014

Hilarious! Man pins letter to neighbour, begs them to stop having 'very loud, short & annoying sex'

An angry neighbour who was fed up his neighbour disturbing his peace and sleep with their 'very loud, very short and very annoying sex' confronted them by writing a hilarious letter and pinning it to their front door. The note was posted on Reddit and the poster claimed this happened in Sydney, Australia. Read the rest of the letter after the cut...


93 comments:

tsalz c.e.o said...

LOL.....

Unknown said...

They shd v mercy on d man and stop having loud sex..becos if d man no dey one day d guy fit rape d girl

Catwalk with Pat said...

Lmfao


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Unknown said...

Lol... wetin be your concern.. lmao

SANDRA said...

"Nick(the rhino)" very funny.

Unknown said...

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Cynhams Cakes, Abuja. said...

Eh yaaaaa. Its not their fault joor.
They should just play music to drown the noise.

Anonymous said...

it sounds like some gay ass nigga...evacuate his ass ASAP

Anonymous said...

First to comment lol at the whole VERY

Adaejyk said...

Choi!!! Nke a wu ya. Embarrassment of d highest degree...lol

Unknown said...

See wetin conji de cus? Lmao! Oga angry man go do ur Own short sex naa.

Anonymous said...

Funny the man should mind his business.


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Unknown said...

They shld stop having loud sex becos one day if d man is nt around d guy fit rape d woman

Anonymous said...

well, I don't blame him. That's why we have freedom of expression...lol
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ary said...

Did this really happen? LMAO

Uche Emma said...


Lol

Alloy Chikezie said...

Lol. Really' hilarious.


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Amerie's blog said...

LMAO
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Unknown said...

a.k.a EDWIN CHINEDU AZUBUKO said...
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Hahahahaha.... That short and annoying sex really dash me laugh i swear....
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***CURRENTLY IN JUPITER***

Unique Bee said...

This is serious

Peejay said...

Llololol @ Oh Nick! Lololol. Nick the Rhino on meth and cocaine...lololol.

Unknown said...

Hahahahahah

Anonymous said...

hahahahhahahahahahahahaha

Anonymous said...

LMAO! "Lucky for me Nick doesn't appear to
last long"
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BONARIO NNAGS said...

Lol so funny.

~BONARIO~says so via NOKIA LUMIA

Unknown said...

Funny

Anonymous said...

LWKMD. Rhino and short session

Kponskii said...

Hilarious indeed.

Wunmi o. said...

Lmao! Oyibo people nor go kill person o. Funny neighbor...

Anonymous said...

Hmm linda dt one is even tolerable,wen I was a student I was next door neibors with this witch of a woman,she had a little daughter say 3yrs old and a 7yr old househelp,dis woman wud wake her help up @odd hours (2am,3am)with beatings,sometines esch session wud last 4 30minutes with d girl screaming helplessly,smtyms u can hear muffled cries(she tries to dampen her screams by stuffing her mouth) and this drama happens everyday oh so upsetting,d day I tried to talk to d woman n tell her how her activities were affecting me as I cud not sleep during each bout n found it hard to sleep afterwards,i cudnt read well either,i got d insult of my life,i reported to d landlord n he told me to stay out of family matters so I backed off,wasnt a funny period

Bold Kid said...

Civility!

Anonymous said...

very funny n rascal tenant

Unknown said...

How does dat change d price of kulikuli in the market?

Unknown said...

Funny

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APPLE said...

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA…Now, that is funny..HOHOHOHO...

slimkwin said...

!Ds is a vexed neighbour...Dammit!

slimkwin said...

Ds is a vexed neighbour..Dammit

Anonymous said...

LMAO. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Unknown said...

Hahahahaha
The guy is a clown
Bolt the bed to the floor befre ridding the rhino hehehehehehe hilarious

MOKU said...

hahahahahahaaha. Linda you've cracked my ribs ooooo. OMG!!

Masiv said...

Lols

Anonymous said...

Ok # bright bravo#

victorbrock said...

Gbam

victorbrock said...

Gbam

Unknown said...

Laughing so hard at rhino.

Unknown said...

Hahaha. Very hilarious." Very loud, very short, yet very annoying love making sessions" I don laff die.

Lukman said...

Send the couple to live with Bonario as neighbours! He will convert those noise to Vaseline!

Memes said...

Lol,d neighbour was fedup

Unknown said...

LWKMD4G HAHAHAHAHAHAH
@SHORT AND ANNOYING

Anonymous said...

lol.... Thank God that Nick the Rhino doesnt last long if not....

abegbe 1 said...

lol.....

koluth said...

lol.... Thank God that Nick the Rhino doesnt last long if not....

Unknown said...

dry

Anonymous said...

HMMMMM...........BANG ON BRO, LIVES TOO SHORT!

Anonymous said...

Very very funny. I laughed so loud, I was close to getting a query...lol

Unknown said...

"Loud bur short annoyin sex.LOL!!!!!

Unknown said...

hmmmmm.....speechless

Mzz_Mary said...

Hehehen
Nick doesn't last long

Unknown said...

Dis reminded me of my neighbour chioma dose days in d university. ..she would scream n moan so loudly dt I had orgasm inside my ròom.....lolz

#ihe ojòoor n'ato amu

Anonymous said...

Hilarious!

Anonymous said...

this would only make me do it louder

Anonymous said...

Lmaaoooo.... nawaoh

Anonymous said...

lmaoooooo oyinbo ppl kill me

Anonymous said...

very funny.

Digwe...

Anonymous said...

Bloody pervert listening to people while they are at it. What does he expect when houses are built with wood? Everybody knows dt all oyibo houses creak even when you move a foot. He is just a racist bastard who does not mind his bloody business.

Anonymous said...

I don laugh tire o

Anonymous said...

Lolz....loud,short and annoying. That really got me cracking up

Anonymous said...

Very daft comment.

Baby P said...

Lol.i no fit laugh o.poor man

Anonymous said...

Really daft..infact its a sad comment

Anonymous said...

My neighbour and his girlfriend used to make loud noise when having sex back in school, it was so annoying!! Like i'll be sleeping or watching movie the next thing you hear is loud moaning! And banging smh and if you see the girl in the morning you will never believe she was the one screaming

Elodie O. Mbape said...

looooool. That's a good one!

Unknown said...

Honestly I don't get d comment at all, makes no meaning..#justpassing#

Anonymous said...

Anon 5:11 ,pls help me ask him ooo. Why does he want us to follow him on instagram/twitter ?? Who is he/she?? Is he/she aliko dangote or gej?? Nekwa nu mu anya oo.

Anonymous said...

Erm, it's not like he's deliberately eavesdropping on them. Hello?! The sounds filter into his home because of how closely built the apartments are. Don't be stupid

Leatherworld Limited Vacancy said...

Lolzzzzzzzzzzz, the guy na character

Anonymous said...

Daft is an understatement! Ur senses are under ur feet. Get a life. #nooffense

Anonymous said...

Was thinking i'm d only one dat saw d comment.. Mtchewwwwwwww

Subomi said...

he had to stress that its short in a sarcastic way... lmfao

Anonymous said...

As in! Very daft.

rukkybankz said...

Lol...I can't fit shout

Anonymous said...

Laaaaaame

Anonymous said...

Shaking my head...Yimu#.
il send you some sense.

Anonymous said...

The whole stuff is just hilarious

DEguebe said...

Lol. Badt guy

Anonymous said...

And.......... you had to post the evidence of your stupidity a second time.

Anonymous said...

Hian! Na by force to comment?

Anonymous said...

This one wan be famous aboki, u ad better go get ya self a responsible life.

Anonymous said...

Just like My former landlord and his wife, any niqht they on it, the entire compound's on a lonq thinq cause nobody gets to sleep, d wife screams like she's been whipped wit iron.

Anonymous said...

Mumu!

Anonymous said...

My neighbour who lives directly above me is a champ with that. He has chains of girls so every night you get tohear different kinds of screams except for weekends when his real chic comes around. I nicknamed him command, I think he takes something to keep him high enough to be able to handle all that. It's a crazy sad situation cos he spends at least 40mins at this act

Anonymous said...

And vaseline people go just honor Bonario for promoting their product.

Anonymous said...

And I believe you are wise calling people stupid? Silly cow

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