Lol. LIB reader comes for Nigerian Universities...
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Haaaaaaaa!!! Pls help us o! This pipe line vandals in the arepo/ konu are bloody, Yesterday, dey brought about 500 hundred guns. Dey said it was their sacrifice. Anytime dey have a clash innocent souls go with it. Please help us tell The government need to act fast pls, I wish I culd send u pictures, but....
You are not serious Mr. you can't even write in a correct English, just few lines and your piece is filled with grammatical blunders. Even if Nigerian universities are ranked 1million in the world, you are still not up to the standard.
It's because of people like you that they have to increase their cut off marks. Imagine your write up! Grammer, sentence structure, and spellings all have errors. Please, go back to Jss I, that is the only way you will be able to meet up with those cut off marks in years to come.
Well, maybe those other best 700 universities can accommodate a student like you that can't even construct proper sentences. Leave the Nigerian universities for those who truly deserve them. #ProudlyNiigerian
No Nigeria university can boast of _10 foreign students. Which oyinbo pikin wan come learn for Nig uni. ? No light, policy of teaching is stifling, environment not conducive. A zero research embarked upon...
With this kind of written English, you should go back to primary school and learn basic written english...I hope you're not planning to apply for a college degree just yet...smh!!!
They weren't among fool. It's bcoz of pple like you they keep thier cut off at 280. Can't even compose a correct sentence. Back 2 d matter, if d ratings had gone further, we probably would've been 701. Lol
I don't blame d idiot! Na product of Nigerian university him be if not he for know d difference between imagining and imaging. Biko! Check ur spellings next tym before u insult our universities
So what is your point here?? Abi u just won show yourself? Jobless people. Put this time into you your reading time and I bet you Jamb score will not be your problem.
Shut up jare,ur type will go to school nd be sorting lecturersnd u want Nigerian universities to be first ten,wen der are trying to raise standard by raising cut off mark u will be complaining,so hw do u want d magic to happen,gerara here silly.
First go and learn how to write, b4 u start throwing shades well sha Linda had to post dis ur nonsense just becs she doesn't hv reasonable stories nd so we cud open it just becs of her interesting headline then she rips money off us just by opening it if not dis is a baseless talk
You're a fool If you couldn't make the cutoff it's your cup of tea. Lazy lousy idiot. We've been on courses with many graduates from those universities and have often excelled. Go to hell buffoon
Well,dat our Nigerian universities are not really included in d list doesn't mean we are not one of d best.its just lyk sayin bcos u dnt av a 1st class degree or bcos u are/were not among d best in ur class u are dull.N/B: UNILAG remains 1 of d best Uni ever whether or not dey include it in their list.y do pple keep "beefing"my skul?we av great pple who are products of UNILAG/is it our college of medicine u wanna talk abt? Bros pls correct urself,its "imagine"& not"Imaging" y do som Nigerians like 2 bliv d reports of other countries abt us???#I'm proud 2 b a student of a Nigerian university#i rep 9ja#li luv 9ja 2 d moon& back!!!Greatest akokite!!!Nigerian universities rock!!!!
ur writeup wasn't easy 2 understand sef,u c wat am saying?wat has afterall got 2 wit dat context?its a shame 2 u alone ooo cos i'm happy 2 study in a Nigerian University(UNILAG 2 b precise,d school of 1st choice)+UNILAG uses aggregate system 2 admit students(not just post utme score although u av 2 score 200& above)I guess u tried UNILAG 11 times,hence d beef(just kidding).nxt tym think well before u say nonsense about Nigeria,my outstanding Nigerian Universities or UNILAG.now that u av gained d popularity dat u craved 4,can we please move on???cheers niccur!!!
What is worth doing is worth doing well.. if you want to make a point regarding nigerian Universities, you should at least do it with proper english words and you wonder where the standard has fallen, when idiots like these can't write a proper letter or composition. It's a shame. There are a lot of you morons that comment on some of the articles on this platform. English - 0, sense of reasoning - 0 and you wonder why we, sorry, idiots like you are backward. It's a real shame.
Why not go and study how to write correct, simple and concise English before coming here to disgrace yourself? I could not comprehend what you were trying to convey.
Seriously ... Nigerian children are getting worst with these crazy abbreviations. Some of them comes to my office to type letter and abbreviate while doing that, on a Formal Letter for that matter. God help these up coming ones with this crazy chat and phone disease.
Unfortunately this is just a sample of the horrors of listening or reading from a "new age" Nigerian university student,totally disgraceful. imagine this block head a doctor tomorrow,imagine the many lives that will be lost from his many misdiagnosis....scary right?....that is what will happen if we continue to lower our standards educationally.
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Haaaaaaaa!!! Pls help us o! This pipe line vandals in the arepo/ konu are bloody, Yesterday, dey brought about 500 hundred guns. Dey said it was their sacrifice. Anytime dey have a clash innocent souls go with it. Please help us tell The government need to act fast pls, I wish I culd send u pictures, but....
Hahahahha
Abi o
Lol....he is making sense
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And I can see he's a product of one of d stupid uni, e dey show
I don't even understand his point sef.
Lol. @ gerara here!!!!!
She should have managed any of the nigerian universities. Look at her grammar!
Lol. @ gerara here!!!!!
Doesn't make much sense to me
You are not serious Mr.
you can't even write in a correct English, just few lines and your piece is filled with grammatical blunders.
Even if Nigerian universities are ranked 1million in the world, you are still not up to the standard.
~BONARIO~says so via NOKIA LUMIA
Hehehehe! D guy dey para seriously. Linda take note!
Hehehehe! D guy dey para seriously. Linda take note!
Hehehehe! D guy dey para seriously. Linda take note!
Wats funny here kwanu?
Lol, Chinenke 700 gini..Naija we still dey stone age o #singinavemaria jare
Olodo like you that can't pass Jamb and post jamb.you gerrahere.
It's because of people like you that they have to increase their cut off marks. Imagine your write up! Grammer, sentence structure, and spellings all have errors. Please, go back to Jss I, that is the only way you will be able to meet up with those cut off marks in years to come.
Lol
True sha
Funny indeed.
#sad indeed
What is the name of the Nigerian university that was #700?
Lol what's the university name
Well, maybe those other best 700 universities can accommodate a student like you that can't even construct proper sentences. Leave the Nigerian universities for those who truly deserve them. #ProudlyNiigerian
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No Nigeria university can boast of _10 foreign students. Which oyinbo pikin wan come learn for Nig uni. ? No light, policy of teaching is stifling, environment not conducive. A zero research embarked upon...
Omo d guy dey vex.
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Haha, Lol.... Its the fact we should be ashamed....Nice one bro
All our lecturers want to do is fuck the female students and fail everybody they dont like
No Innovation, No Facilities...Go and look at the gym in UNILAG, only fit for rats
The teachers all they know is to sell handout, all of the monkeys have couch in their office for fucking students
even saw one unilag lecturer with fridge with brandy inside
the black man has serious issues, hopefully we wont fuck ourselves to death
NB: I like to fuck too
Lol you're hating cos Unilag didn't admit you? Read hard next time boo. You can't even compose a simple sentence! Just look at that first paragraph..
P.S: Post utme is over 100. I can see why you were not admitted. :)
Since Nigerian Universities is among the list, then y is he pained? Or am I d one missing the point of the rant?
Oga Beta leave the rant and attend school so u can learn how to write well!
Kelvin dat Edo Boi
Since Nigerian Universities is among the list, then y is he pained? Or am I d one missing the point of the rant?
Oga Beta leave the rant and attend school so u can learn how to write well!
Kelvin dat Edo Boi
Since Nigerian Universities is among the list, then y is he pained? Or am I d one missing the point of the rant?
Oga Beta leave the rant and attend school so u can learn how to write well!
Kelvin dat Edo Boi
Is he an illiterate.....he cnt spik english.....sha hw will they be among....when pple lyk u are students there
Hahahahahaha
Nigga has gone bonkers
With this kind of written English, you should go back to primary school and learn basic written english...I hope you're not planning to apply for a college degree just yet...smh!!!
From his/her writing you can tell that he or she's a product of a Nigerian university.
You know something son? Your grammar just made me lose the essence of your message. I am disappointed!!!
loool
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They weren't among fool. It's bcoz of pple like you they keep thier cut off at 280. Can't even compose a correct sentence. Back 2 d matter, if d ratings had gone further, we probably would've been 701. Lol
Bro tell them abeg pls once again #gerarahere
I don't blame d idiot! Na product of Nigerian university him be if not he for know d difference between imagining and imaging. Biko! Check ur spellings next tym before u insult our universities
If only you knew how to write English. Block head.
Weere re oooo... Shame on we.. Lololololol
Weere re oooo... Shame on we.. Lololololol
You should at least try to spell well...or write properly so that we can understand what you talking about... social media English. Gerarahere
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Fuck naija universities abeg..... #NowPlaying bobo: olamide....
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When they are admitting people like you! Gerara here!!!
It's up to us
LOL
So what is your point here?? Abi u just won show yourself? Jobless people. Put this time into you your reading time and I bet you Jamb score will not be your problem.
Naija uni so so fake
Shut up jare,ur type will go to school nd be sorting lecturersnd u want Nigerian universities to be first ten,wen der are trying to raise standard by raising cut off mark u will be complaining,so hw do u want d magic to happen,gerara here silly.
Shut up!!!!!!
Dem no give dis guy admission dis year again.
171th?
Lolz! Dude don't take it too personal.
English please?
Choi!
And u blame them for not admitting u with this bad English??!!
#word
Let them Gerrarahia
Lol
so ur point is?
Ka m ghotanu isi okwu gi godu
is that all?or u still get another thing to talk.
no commot for here.
Lol
With his grammar it should be 400 cut off. Lol
First go and learn how to write, b4 u start throwing shades well sha Linda had to post dis ur nonsense just becs she doesn't hv reasonable stories nd so we cud open it just becs of her interesting headline then she rips money off us just by opening it if not dis is a baseless talk
You're a fool
If you couldn't make the cutoff it's your cup of tea. Lazy lousy idiot. We've been on courses with many graduates from those universities and have often excelled. Go to hell buffoon
Well,dat our Nigerian universities are not really included in d list doesn't mean we are not one of d best.its just lyk sayin bcos u dnt av a 1st class degree or bcos u are/were not among d best in ur class u are dull.N/B: UNILAG remains 1 of d best Uni ever whether or not dey include it in their list.y do pple keep "beefing"my skul?we av great pple who are products of UNILAG/is it our college of medicine u wanna talk abt? Bros pls correct urself,its "imagine"& not"Imaging"
y do som Nigerians like 2 bliv d reports of other countries abt us???#I'm proud 2 b a student of a Nigerian university#i rep 9ja#li luv 9ja 2 d moon& back!!!Greatest akokite!!!Nigerian universities rock!!!!
???????
How will they be when they are producing graduates like you. Biko, wetin you type there..
ur writeup wasn't easy 2 understand sef,u c wat am saying?wat has afterall got 2 wit dat context?its a shame 2 u alone ooo cos i'm happy 2 study in a Nigerian University(UNILAG 2 b precise,d school of 1st choice)+UNILAG uses aggregate system 2 admit students(not just post utme score although u av 2 score 200& above)I guess u tried UNILAG 11 times,hence d beef(just kidding).nxt tym think well before u say nonsense about Nigeria,my outstanding Nigerian Universities or UNILAG.now that u av gained d popularity dat u craved 4,can we please move on???cheers niccur!!!
Just take a look at what he wrote (sentence construction and spelling).
This one no even deserve POLY admission sef!
The boy is one of the reason we ain't top...see spelling na....lol
Nice way to seek for an attention, dude!
The poster is talking nonsense, so no standard uni in njah abi mtewwww!!!
It's cos if people like...learn to write then
Hahahaha
What would it have caused him to write proper English? People like him made the cutoff marks high.
I can assure you that dos Nigerian universities will not admit you with this type of grammar.
Linda, this your reader no fit write correct sentence, how will Nigerian universities make d list kwanu? Oniranu
Linda post comments! That's d fun of reading a blog kawai!
LOL.
9ja school system is fucked tho!
What is worth doing is worth doing well.. if you want to make a point regarding nigerian Universities, you should at least do it with proper english words and you wonder where the standard has fallen, when idiots like these can't write a proper letter or composition.
It's a shame. There are a lot of you morons that comment on some of the articles on this platform. English - 0, sense of reasoning - 0 and you wonder why we, sorry, idiots like you are backward. It's a real shame.
Your grammar is part of the reasons no Nigerian university will ever make it to the Top 1,000,000 Universities in the world in the next 100 years.
You can't even spell correctly yet you're there running your mouth! Mscheeew! Hush!
It's *imagine* and not "imaging"!
And a few others more!
You're not even showing that you're University-educated. Not with that bad grammar and spelling.
Then you had the nerve to include your picture, ensuring your lack of English writing skills follow you for posterity.
***Lush
You're not even showing that you're University-educated. Not with that grammar and spelling.
Then you had the nerve to include your picture, ensuring your lack of English writing skills follow you for posterity.
Stupid boy.
***Lush
Why not go and study how to write correct, simple and concise English before coming here to disgrace yourself? I could not comprehend what you were trying to convey.
Did he pass through one of the universities? See his grammar!
Your written English tells a lot self! Go to the South African universities nau.
U r really right.ur spelling blunders show d educational system is in trouble
My opinion exactly
Olodo prefect
Where is the she con ng from, NNE clear ya eyes
Exactly my thoughts!
people like you will never let Nigerian Universities clinch the top positions among African Universities with a writtng like yours... nah!!!
Exactly
Isn't it ironic..."imagine"he couldn't spell, "especially ", ODO, nursery school "won't", na lie. So please, HE NEEDS TO GERRARAHIA MEHN SHIT.
then if u no Nigeria university is not good go to SA to study
At least he would have spoken English
This guy just finish himself and he add his photo join
It's a he!!! Are you legally blind
see the person "yabbing" Nigerian universities. he cant even construct a correct sentence. wonders!
He doesn't have what to say
Seriously ... Nigerian children are getting worst with these crazy abbreviations.
Some of them comes to my office to type letter and abbreviate while doing that, on a Formal Letter for that matter.
God help these up coming ones with this crazy chat and phone disease.
It is not true. I know a university in Nigeria that has Chadian, Nigerien and Malian Citizens as students.
no be only through Miss Linda Ikeji?....lol
I totally agree
I totally agree
Unfortunately this is just a sample of the horrors of listening or reading from a "new age" Nigerian university student,totally disgraceful. imagine this block head a doctor tomorrow,imagine the many lives that will be lost from his many misdiagnosis....scary right?....that is what will happen if we continue to lower our standards educationally.
I love you Anonymous...you just nailed it
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