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Thursday, 26 March 2015

It takes a whole lot more than a sexy body to keep a man - Ali Baba

The comedian re-posted this pic above on his instagram and wrote a make-sense article. Read below..
"I would have just left this picture to do the talking since they say a picture can tell, but in these days of photoshopping and half processed thoughts, one needs to make it explicitly clear for the import of some messages to sink home. I have said it before, no matter how beautiful a car is on the outside, if the engine don "knock", it's just a beautiful car. Not a functional car. Same way you will meet a girl with all the attributes, but her head no dey house, so when those wire touch. You go hear am. She may be a 38DD, but a DinDinrin in R-E-S-P-E-C-T department. A babe with great figure may not be able to figure out how to manage money. She is only a gimme gimme gimme.
Faithfulness is not a given. So, if a babe has all the curves in the right places, it doesn't mean you can place her on a relationship curve. There are a lot it takes to keep a man.

For some men, the "5B Basic rule" suffices. Brains. Behavior. Beauty. Body. Business mind. All other things can follow. If you have the milk shake, curves and are well endowed, they SURELY will bring all the boys in da yard... But keeping them in the yard is another whole nine yard

FINALLY! Let's look at a scenario where you meet a lady with all that you see in this picture and finally, you REALIZE that she does not have what will make you want to run back home always after work. Go figure! Oh by the way, this is a two way street.

There are guys who look like Denzel Washington, But will beat you black and blue. Had to say that before some people use me to catch groove again about my always talking of women. But seeing that I am not into men, I will leave that to those so inclined! Very often we meet people who go "Ahhh now! How can he walk out on such a sweet sexy girl?" Hey! Slow down! Try, spend a week with that same girl, you will repent! Sexy DOESNT make hot meals o! Don't think everything is as they seem OO. The duck in the pool may be gliding smoothly but under the water away from your eyes, the ducks feet are extra busy just to keep the cool duck going...

In conclusion I will say, until you walk a few steps in some people's shoes, don't blame them for walking so slow or too fast or not taken a step. LOBATAN

119 comments:

Davido's driver said...

Amber rose is an example. Lindaobserve

AbokiDaWarriBoy said...

True talk old man!

Anonymous said...

hahahahhahahahaah........ true talk



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Anonymous said...

hahahahhahahahaah........ true talk



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sisi tranz4mers said...

hmmm no be lie dats why dez days the blokes and handsomu de busy de adore and marry d very ugly gals while the supposed pretty gehs de do asoebi and bridal train every Saturday!...#Godey

Unknown said...

So true

Unknown said...

Alrty ooooo.

Anonymous said...

very true

Cute G said...

He couldn't have said it better. It's a well known fact. Beauty is only skin deep.

Anonymous said...

WELL SAID MAN..U GOT A POINT DRE...TOMJERRYSWIT

Unknown said...

Hahahaha.. Very correct

How To Tell If Your Guy Is Still A Virgin

TAMARA SPLASH said...

Eze Augusta Chinelo
Buhari child Zara Is Paying Over 12millionNaira as School Fees
Developing Her
Future and Career.
*Jonathan's Children Have Being Moved To London
For Studies and Residence while Developing Their
Career and living In Affluence.....
*Atiku Abubakar Children Are Abroad
Schooling....
*Tinubu's Children Are Abroad Schooling and Living
in Affluence,
They Are All Developing and Investing In their
Children To Continue To Rule Us After They Are Gone.....
You are there As A Jobless Graduate Wearing APC
and PDP Customized Vest
And Polo, Chanting
"Change" Holding Brooms and Carrying Umbrellas
Chanting "Transformation"
Killing Yourself,
Fomenting Trouble and Constituting Nuisance to the Society because of Peanuts
that can't make you
a better person......
Stop Being A Disgrace To Your Discipline, Stop
Wearing APC Vest and Carrying PDP Umbrellas
Because That is the Wish of Politicians For You...
They Know If You have a Good Job, They Can't Use
You As A Thug / Propagandist.
If Buhari will Not Bring All His Ten Children To the
Street For Campaign
And Jonathan Will not Bring
his Children and Blood Brothers To The
Street For Campaign,
Then You are a Disgrace To
Your Family If You Don't Stop Masquerading
Yourself As PDP and APC Agents,
Because Up Till Now, I have Never Seen Buhari 's Children and
Jonathan's Children On The Street Wearing APC Vest
and Holding Brooms,
Neither Have I seen
Jonathan's Children Carrying The PDP Umbrella Even
On Social Media Let Alone In the Street....
To whom brain is given, Sense is expected!
Just Vote.
No violence
Happy week ahead peeps! Spread the news! Gbam

NMaa said...

I ope ceo aka d silent millionaire and anita r reading this. Gbam

Linda's Intern said...

Too much wisdom embodied in an individual.
Alibaba is a legend!!

Oly said...

WORD! Really true.

mimi said...

Osheyyyy.... couldn't have said it any better... I'm glad I'm a complete package by God's grace...:)

Flora said...

Gbam... True talk

Riketoke said...

What about perfecting the imperfect? not just about great body we all have all we look out for when choosing a partner.

Riketoke said...

What about perfecting the imperfect? not just about great body we all have all we look out for when choosing a partner.

Blog It With Olivia said...

True talk
Not all bout great looks αи∂ figure..amd for guys that fall for such I pity them
What with †ђξ rate of surgeries carried on by d female pop these days...
Don't go for looks cos it can be very deceptive
A good woman, a virtuous woman is all it entails to keep a home not beauty cos such fades with time

ary said...

God bless you, there are a few women I would love for them to read this.

Unknown said...

Preach it Ali! Same thing that made kim divorce kris humpries in 42days of their marriage, is same thing that is keeping kanye for almost a year now...it all boils down to individual tolerance!

Anonymous said...

You are my man anytime anyday. Even though i am commenting on your write up for the first time i always follow your write up and advise. Nice peiece

Unknown said...

Linda where is ur Ricard CEO let him come and talk saying let ur lady be ur bitch be ur househelp be ur dat and dis still d men dump them abeg

prettiyz said...

I totally like all he had to say and I agree with it

vuvuzela P said...

A word is enough for the wise.

Unknown said...

I enjoyed this post, nice one Ali Baba

Unknown said...

wow............Respect Alibaba.....He cud not av fsaid it any better.


Moye says so via BB Passport...Courtesy LIB....


Blog It With Olivia said...

True talk
Not all bout great looks αи∂ figure..amd for guys that fall for such I pity them
What with †ђξ rate of surgeries carried on by d female pop these days...
Don't go for looks cos it can be very deceptive
A good woman, a virtuous woman is all it entails to keep a home not beauty cos such fades with time

Anonymous said...

Nice one, I concur.

Juleslouis said...

I just love this guy. He said it all. He so said it all. Even bleaching can't make a man still stay.

favour4life said...

I concur! True talk

Unknown said...

You are on point bro!
Vote PDP for transformation of Nigeria
Vote GEJ for a better Nigeria.

Unknown said...

True!

Unknown said...

Onyx Godwin for d 1st time u r making sense on this blog!!! But this post na stale gist, we ladies know dt already!!!!

Unknown said...

Hmmm,true but quite controversial though.Some men are exceptionally flirtatious even with all the right things being in place.

NaijaDeltaBabe said...

We know na

Jules said...

He's so right!

NaijaDeltaBabe said...

We know na

Unknown said...

Words of wisdom, guys copy that as y'all too blinded by beauty.hehehe

Unknown said...

Gbam!!!

Happy girl 😃 said...

I totally agree with this ,is so true

Unknown said...

True talk...

Cute G said...

Yeah so true.

Anonymous said...

Well said sir,Well said

Unknown said...

Yes we no dat,but d guys always go for d ugly ones for marriage afta hoarding d pretty one for years.,,abeg dirty girl na sombody honey oo,one man food is anoda man poison,som prefer fyn girls nomara wot..yes i said it..,chew me...dahhhh!!!!

eka said...

a very sad truth,
our generation have lost a lot of morals in d name of westernization...

Anonymous said...

*sigh* dont they get tired of talking. Jesus is what y'all need, then everything flows perfectly...

Unknown said...

Ali, your head dey there for this one.

Anonymous said...

Lindodo can keep me any day. It's a good thing she's got the total package.

Anonymous said...

Thank God o! First time you agreed to something sensible. Willy Willy! You are too much. Lol

Unknown said...

Lol. So true.

Anonymous said...

The true knowledge of life is often expressed in a short statements which carry the weight of enormous experience or at least a funny thought such as "a closed mouth gathers no feet"
OPPORTUNITY!
Opportunity won't do you any good if you don't work to make the best out of it.
It is still a mere dream if you don't forcefully do something on it.
One day a man went to a pastor to be prophesied. When the pastor saw him he said: You are very opportune, that you're going to find yourself as a BIG businessman in Dubi. The man now went home to be waiting for the opportunity till the next five years, but nothing came him.
Until you decided to definitely do something different, there can be nothing called CHANGE!

Anonymous said...

The true knowledge of life is often expressed in a short statements which carry the weight of enormous experience or at least a funny thought such as "a closed mouth gathers no feet"
OPPORTUNITY!
Opportunity won't do you any good if you don't work to make the best out of it.
It is still a mere dream if you don't forcefully do something on it.
One day a man went to a pastor to be prophesied. When the pastor saw him he said: You are very opportune, that you're going to find yourself as a BIG businessman in Dubi. The man now went home to be waiting for the opportunity till the next five years, but nothing came him.
Until you decided to definitely do something different, there can be nothing called CHANGE!

Anonymous said...

Hmmmmm, nice one.

Anonymous said...

True talk oo we only see what people want us to see deep down everyone has their own imperfections

Unknown said...

True talk. Ali baba has said it all. Gbam!

Unknown said...

Nice one Ali Baba. Let's tell d truth once in a while

Unknown said...

But some men still value and stick to these kinds of body o!

Unknown said...

#WORD#....So true

Anonymous said...

GBAM..! .....Well Said..! ***Mimi**

Unknown said...

Well spoken, the story is for new generation, ur head not dey house, .nice talk.

Anonymous said...

ANITA THE SIDE CHICK!! WHERE YOU DEY WITH YOUR KIM K BODY? You see wetin Ali Baba talk? Now you can understand why you should never believe the lies of a married man because he knows why he married his wife and why he will never leave her for the side chick

Unknown said...

Can't help but concur with Dude.

darling_girl said...

True words. Follow Darling girl on Twitter @darlingng and Instagram @darlingnigeria for daily fashion, beauty and hair tips

Unknown said...

old gist,it's selfishness and our self centered attitude that destroys most of our relationship or friendships, compromise and understanding is what it takes to keep a partner,nobody is perfect so we all should just learn to like a partner and try working out the negatives that you perceive into something positive, all human beings can change no matter how strong headed we are.

Unknown said...

tell 'em..lol

Anonymous said...

ALI BABA!!! Flesh and Blood could not have revealed this to you!!!!

YOU HAVE SAID IT ALL!! YOUNG BACHELORS, OPEN YOUR EYES OO!! NOT ALL THAT GLITTERS IS GOLD!!!

Anonymous said...

nice one... i love this simple analysis
#trueyarn

Zamani said...

True. What about Nicki's pix

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Unknown said...

Seriously....

Anonymous said...

Amber rose is a sweet girl with good heart, she live in America where posing naked is normal.

Anonymous said...

Aboki ask Alibaba how many women he have children for him. He is the last to criticize any body.

Malaysiame said...

Chaiii Tamara Splash:) you make sense die! Plenty like👍👏👏👏👏 you couldn't have say it any better... Dalo

GALORE said...

I hope our "yeyebrities" wives they observe



No be to wear designer like @Caroline danjuma ooo....now her eyes don clear.....



@Daniela weds @Danjuma

Kikikiki


Side chick elevated to wife wood


@Galore

Anonymous said...




https://youtu.be/J9I4GaY2Y38

Anonymous said...

This is dope.

Malaysiame said...

I concur with you.... Tamara Splash👍

Unknown said...

Maybe the men weren't good men either. This keeping a man thing is getting old.. Please let us hear. Afterall it takes two to tango. ----C21

Anonymous said...

Its just one year...pls take a sit...pple have been married for 10yrs And still split...Kim is rachet by way and kanye is a baby in a man's body

Endydecency said...

All in one, true talk.

Unknown said...

0nyx thank you for making this very wise comment. Impressive! ----C21

Anonymous said...

@ceespeaks: i swear you are so right, i say this constantly, stop using a woman's looks to judge the hell out of her, the men they chose weren't deserving, you guys should chill abeg.

Unknown said...

Well said

Unknown said...

Well said Bros Ali. Its all about personal choices. Linda take note!

Unknown said...

Well said Bros Ali. Its all about personal choices. Linda take note!

Unknown said...

Well said Bros Ali. Its all about personal choices. Linda take note!

Unknown said...

Well said Bros Ali. Its all about personal choices. Linda take note!

Unknown said...

True talk coming out from Ali Baba himself... Mr Anonymous 12:58 what has this your Amber Rose analysis has to do with this writeup? With her good heart, who she don help?

Unknown said...

As in.

Unknown said...

So true.

knowurway.com said...

Lol, ali ali, u said it all joor

Unknown said...

Well spoken the grand fada

Anonymous said...

The Jennifer Anniston story.. It's not enough to be beautiful and sit down at home thinking you're a queen and need to be served and obeyed.
Hounding your man, whether it be money issues, jealousy over other women or relatives and family issues doesn't augur well in a relationship. Basic selfish human nature needs to be curbed in a relationship and you need to serve your partner in order to get served. Of course it should be mutual as well.

It goes both ways, you wonder why he/she didn't marry you? Look in the mirror the answer is right there staring back at you.

Ask yourself what do you bring to the table as a man or woman?

Anonymous said...

True that!

Unknown said...

Who is that anonymous @12:58 that thinks posing nude is normal in America? Come over and act like a slut these two are and let's see how normal it will go for you. Miseducated fool.

Unknown said...

True talk o, no man wan marry figure 8 wt empty brain o, if na figure 0 wt sense den go die 4 der I swear. Ladies, make we change 4 d better biko

Unknown said...

The best write up I have seen in recent electioneering era.

Sherri said...

Bloody crap!
all I hear is male entitlement!
keeping a man is not any female's aspiration or achievement.

a worthwhile relationship is one in which both parties make the effort to sustain the relationship.

Etymology said...

#Fact

Anonymous said...

some men would treat you badly no matter how beautiful or perfect in every other way you are. wiz and tyga may have left this girls not because the were not good enough, it may have been that they are just stupid dick heads.

Subomi said...

oh well yes, takes more than that but that don't mean cos a lady is homely and Godly it ends there, ladies should learn not to let themselves go, hot body is still needed.

Anonymous said...

Kim filed for the divorce not Kris Humprey. Makes your analogy invalid. Would be valid if Kim had a problem with Kanye since she is the supposed filer in the equation .

Anonymous said...

Wiz cheated on Amber so she left. Get ur facts clear before instagraming bullshit. Washed up broke ass comedian

Light said...

Nothing truer!

Anonymous said...

This is to girls who always say curvy men love curvy babes..listen your curvy body does not guarantee a man being faithful...see amber, see blac...beauty is not enough....only takes the Grace of GOD for a man to be faithful

Anonymous said...

Tell them. Some people cannot reason!!!

Anonymous said...

Like seriously, first time she agreed to something sensible...

Unknown said...

Well said.


OKORO UPGRADED**

Anonymous said...

CEo RICHARD, HOPEFULLY YOU ARE READING THIS. Shallow sex minded moron

Uche said...

Food for thought.

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Tracy02 said...

True talk...

Unknown said...

WORD !!!

Unknown said...

I concur ! God bless you.

Nilo4sure said...

Hmmm.. Deep Words of wisdom...

Babious said...

WORD!

Babious said...

WORD!

Anonymous said...

LMAO

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