Sunday, August 11, 2013

Nike Oshinowo wants to make someone a beauty queen for 100years

How will that even work? The former beauty queen is currently working on a project called the Centenary Pageant. The pageant aims to find one lucky young lady who will be a visual living symbol of Nigeria’s amalgamation. She will be a representative of all things good and patriotic about Nigeria. She will reign for a hundred years...that is...for the rest of her life.

They are looking for someone who is versed in our culture and embodies everything Nigerian. The pageant will take place every hundred years.

Ms Oshinowo will organize the first pageant this year or next year and the next one will be staged when our great grand children are the ones enjoying the world and abusing each other online. Hehe. Nothing wey person no dey hear. Lol. Makes sense?

131 comments:

Anonymous said...

Mtewwwwww.

Anonymous said...

Yup it makes sense. The person will be a symbol, even if she gets old. But she's got to speak with wisdom and carry herself with grace and be able to interact and bring people together.

Mama Ifu said...

Wow, I looove this her top. Does anyone know where I can get it?

BONARIO NNAGS said...

Abegi can another state take this opportunity and host to win.

~BONARIO~says so via NOKIA3310

Anonymous said...

It's not realistic jor... 50yrs makes more sense

Oluwakemi Hannah said...

Lindiway, e no make sense to me o; my opinion though.

frankinsence said...

Why is it that most women who were once beauty queens can't simply let go and move on?if it glitz or fake shortlived glam? The essesnce of pageantry in these parts is defeated! This is all a farce! Nike go into business! Manufaturing, anything to stimulate domestic production in nigeria. Let go of dis stupid high class runs-crown things!seriosly!

Anonymous said...

Hmmmm... We hw dat goes

Anonymous said...

Nice concept bt d duration is too long

ᶥᵗˢ didi said...

Makes no sense...she should go get herself a Robot.

Anonymous said...

100 years? Honestly doesn't make sense to me, sounds daft. Let's see how it goes tho

Anonymous said...

Not @ all linda...make dem no vex God o...dem dey celebrate amalgamation wen we dey strike.fools..ASUU oooo

Anonymous said...

Lmaoo@great grand children abusing eachother online....na so craze dey start sha...

Rough Diamond said...

Abeg make she go sit down! Na wetin her mates dey do be dat? Very body is now been creative bt some like dis one no jst make sense! Well, like u said for our great grand children! Hehehe @ them abusing each oda online! Linda I too love u! Muah

Awesomeness said...

Doesn't. How ll that even work?, seems lame.

Fifi said...

NO!!!!! Who told her God is giving us anoda hundred yrs!!! Dis must be a joke....rite?

DeeD25 said...

SERIOUSLY?? SOUNDS VERY DUMB TO ME! TEN YEARS WOULD'VE MADE A LITTLE MORE SENSE, BUT HUNDRED?? REALLY BITCH??

Anonymous said...

Linda walai U don kolo o

Anonymous said...

Let's c how dis will work.*hehehehe*

Anonymous said...

B.S! #jaybeyblu

Anonymous said...

No need........Nigeria will not last another 5 years talk less 100.


To whom brain is given, sense is expected

Anonymous said...

I tink its Stupid, 10 year would have been better. Is see trying to create a mini god oshi, 'randy'

Anonymous said...

Wuld love 2 do dat 4 her.@kuldamsel

Anonymous said...

Nike always coming out wit sumtin dif, now I c y my frnd says u re his role model. Ok we dey w8 2 c aw dis 1 go tk wok 4 our abodo naija

Dan

Anonymous said...

Nike always coming out wit sumtin dif, now I c y my frnd says u re his role model. Ok we dey w8 2 c aw dis 1 go tk wok 4 our abodo naija

Dan

Anonymous said...

Wuld luv 2 b interested @kuldamsel

Anonymous said...

Nike always coming out wit sumtin dif, now I c y my frnd says u re his role model. Ok we dey w8 2 c aw dis 1 go tk wok 4 our abodo naija

Dan

seun said...

Has this woman ever been touched at all, looking like a 40 yr old virgin.
#SeunLondon

seno said...

Dat cnt wrk,does she know how long that is? Lol

OGE said...

Hahahahhahahahah lwkmd.100 yrs?u be God?mtchewwwww.if she had kids nd a husband to look after all dis yeye tots no go dey enter her head.mind u backgrnd package go dey oh..like u won't get married or give birth all thru ur reign as d beauty queen.watchout!!!

zinnyfied allen said...

That's way too far 4 one 2 leave d sit 4 others! Eehw! I support but d duration time I'm not gamed

Anonymous said...

Wuld love 2 be interested @kuldamsel

jstsayin said...

100yrs later who knws if they'll still care abt peagentry?who she wan leave am for of wat use will it be?y not 10yrs or even 20 or bad as e bad 50?Nike so as miss Nigeria ppl drop u,u must find way to stay relevant. Hmmm.na wah

#jstsayin

Anonymous said...

She nr wel o,e nr mke sense @ al,she knw weda she go c d 100yrs??? Xept say she b vampire wy go fit liv til den

alluring belle said...

Abi o! Notin persi no go hear. Linda, e do. Sleep

bliss gurl said...

It dosent make sense my dear,try somfin else

Anonymous said...

Wuld love 2 do dis@kuldamsel.linda need ur help

Anonymous said...

So stupid

Anonymous said...

Mstcheeeew...Rubbish!!! Next pls

Anonymous said...

I really lyk dat...seriously I do....

Emmanuel Opogah said...

Nasoooo......Nothing we nor go see or hear this end-time......I wish all the contestant goodluck

chidera okolie said...

Imagine* next joor

Anonymous said...

Lol... I can only imagine her in heaven watchin d nxt beauty pageant. Soo not possible. Let's see how it goes... Byunc D.

Anonymous said...

Doesn't make sense

teakay said...

Its Very funny....best of luck anyway...

Anonymous said...

So how will it work,wil she set a clock to ring 100 yrs frm wen dey crown d person,so dt som unnamed n unborn person wil plan d nxt one? I think she's jus bored of ageing..

Anonymous said...

E no make sense,she ll be dead b4 the nxt pageant sef(100yrs later)

BEN said...

Makes no Sense

Anonymous said...

Loool. This woman and her fish-brain ideas. Dint she have a fitness tape one time?

Now she's on to looking for a beauty queen till 3013. Millenium Queen.


Fikky

Anonymous said...

Lol...this makes zero sense, in Ms.oshinowo's bid to come up with fresh ideas she came up with a totally unrealistic one...*sigh* wake up ma'am!

Anonymous said...

Been single is really affecting dis lady oh, wa oh rubbish n senseless

Anonymous said...

Really funny, she just wanted to seem like some1 wit brilliant ideas, buh @ the end of d day, it sounds totally dumb.

Anonymous said...

d winner go tire before d 4th yr nt tlk of 100,she shld try sumtin diffrnt

Anonymous said...

When I saw d caption it seemed stupid but it is actually a fantastic idea. Providing d queen can get married n raise her kids etc. But it could be a symbolic event in Nigeria n can further serve as a tourist attraction. Tho 100yrs is long o. Before the next one, d previous generation wuda died n culture handed down will b forgotten in d long run just like the Nigerian culture. Summin with a shorter period wud b better

--Teeteelahyo--

SEXY MAMACITA said...

Hahahahahahha. Wonders shall neva end. Where the fuck is dat done????? Jeeeeezzzzz!! Its a whole lot of time, won't work. She shud fink of somtin berra please.

Anonymous said...

Dumb.

Anonymous said...

Just an avenue to chop money from govt officials who are the sponsors.

Anonymous said...

I beg go siddon for corner. U shd have better things to do than dwelling on this miserable thought.

Anonymous said...

Lmaooo no sense at all.I was seeing auracle advertising it and was waiting for a smart person to analyse it.she for don die bfor d next one na

Anonymous said...

but she does know that before the 100 years are over the contestant will be dead *just saying*

Anonymous said...

Intresting 100yrs indeed.

Nelly Ozojie said...

It has a ring to it tho.

Its like a time capsule tin where a box is filled wit memorable stuffs by students of a school who write down what they imagin d future will be like eg if cars will fly, run on water etc and these are all sealed and buried and exhumed 50 or 100yrs later by future generations.

Mayb we need to wait 4 nike to explain further wat this pageantry is really all about

Anonymous said...

B4 1ooyrs she neva kpuf?shuo,even d queen sef,abegee,dey shut let us hear word

Anonymous said...

Ok. So what if the person dies?

Anonymous said...

Alot of all dis beauty queen of a tin sef!so even if d queen didnt live up to 100yrs,d seat ll b left vacant till d 100th yr comes,to me its bullshit. Give me berra gossip lindy

chy cynthia said...

This is a laughable project..she iis just trying to remain relevant shaa.100yrs indeed!

TeeDayo said...

Pageantry is cool but 100 years.lol.dtz so unrealistic.D winner wnt even live up to it and hw sure r we dt in 100years tym any young gurl will ve knowledge abt our culture,wid d way d young Ladies are ryt nw.This one nor jst 4follow at all.Nike being creative and diff is gd but plz tink about it 1st.

Anonymous said...

I knw a very close friend dt knws her personally.Will ask him to advise her to find herself anoda Soleye. The problem with some of ds beauty queens is dt dey find it difficult to move on. She needs to wake up n smell d coffee.age is creeping in on her.Well I guess its in her desperation to keep beauty queen senses fresh dt she has come up with ds totally senseless idea. Well Ms Oshinowo good dt u ar tryin to b creative but don't try too hard.

Dende said...

I do

Anonymous said...

U never knw
~D great anonymous!

GREAT MINDZ said...

This Is So Damn Lame. Just Too Unrealistic For My Liking•

Anonymous said...

Anon 11:21 na so craze take dey start and Anon 11:27 Nigeria no last for 5 yrs ... Una wan kill me with laught. I can't stop laughing. Even my husband go wonder.

Jeseylicious said...

I tink she wishes to reign 4ever but since she's lost dat already, she now wants 2 initiate it so as to be noted as d founder & prolly reign '4ever' wit her new queen. Lik seriously nike, dats neva hw long a pageant queen shd reign. R u tryna start up monarchry or sthg? Dis isn't England pls use urself 4 sthg beta 4 Nig thnk u

naturalover40.com said...

She's a genius!

Anonymous said...

I wonder whr we'll all be in 100yrs time,repent n make heaven my pple

Anonymous said...

Hehe Linda...na wetin person no go hear or take eye see. 100 years??? She needs to wake up from lala land and realise that idleness is a disease. So, she actually sat down and came up with this rubbish. Nike Oshinowo, please find better things to do with your time biko like feeding hungry children in your village for 100 years.

Alicia says... said...

THANK YOU! This woman refuses to fade off. Sheesh, so annoying.

hilary obiorah said...

UPE

NSUDE, Chukwuebuka said...

Seriously? Is this in a bid to make name or immortalize Nike Oshinowo? i respect her intentions but a 100 years seems like a crinkum crankum affair to me. NEXT PLEASE!!!

QUEENTY said...

100 gini? She 4 try make am 1000 yrs nah. Nuffin wey person no go hear #hiss# nice top tho

orela dimples said...

stewpid.......
100yrs? ?????if she say 10yrs i understand...
if she does dis sebi she go die in how many years time......hu wan tink of the 2nd edition
hehehehe.....this will definately be d maiden and last edition...
criterias for application shuld include a young lady hu has fucked a yoruba, igbo n hausa man....yes. thats someone who is
versed in our culture and embodies
everything Nigerian. WAZOBIA VJAYJAY. they should even put d girls face on the 50 naira note....

Mich said...

Thank goodness there's someone else who sees this whole pageantry thing from my angle.
It has become a medium through which women are prostituted corporately.
Whatever happened to manufacturing,tutoring,etc!

Anonymous said...

She is just a joker.....abeg make she go born

Edwina Akpabio said...

This has to be a joke.

Anonymous said...

Aw is dt possoble, what is d assurance dt d person dt wins will live long enuogh to carry on d legacy or she want make dem write am for constitution. Most of this beauty queens ends up as runs girls/women like her. Abeg make she go sleep guess she is broke. Hian

Emmanuel Babatunde said...

Why hissing, take it or leave, she is going places already, @ Topic, weldone jare Nike.


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Anonymous said...

Such a good idea,however, 100years is damn too long,85 YEARS NOW,IS CALLED CELEBRATION OF LIFE! Every 10years is better biko!

B€£ said...

She has gone "NUT" does she still av 100 years to live.ok d person that will emerge as a beauty queen if d person die before d 100 year and nike too is dead by dat tyme he will behave like nike and continue d work of emerging another person for 100years dis gurl is sick.mtchew.olodo.

Anonymous said...

Exactly the same thing I did after reading it.

Anonymous said...

Wld have concluded she Anti Christ. A hundred yr what??? Even when the person dies she shod keep raining oh! Nonsense!! The devil is sending her on errand .

Yemmie Oscar said...

It ain't prudent enough!. Mtcheeeeeeeeeeeew!

Anonymous said...

Its 2113 ode!! Not 3013! Lol

Anonymous said...

Olodo.. she said for 100 years not one thousand biko. simple maths u cannot calculate. go and sit down somewhere abeg.

HATERS-SLAYER said...

lol! Ijust cant find d urge to laugh

Anonymous said...

Death nko???

Anonymous said...

Make sense tho bt it would hv been better if she says 50yrs

Chikaka said...

She's clearly running out of ideas for her next big scam. I pity those who will fall for this fraud.

Anonymous said...

Asin! I don't get...100yrs? How? LMAO!! Aff she forgotten dat Jesus is coming soon...lol,abeg 20years is ok o.And I go lyk contest sef

Ayo Oluwa said...

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Anonymous said...

she should make herself the beauty queen forever .....lack of talent

Anonymous said...

Nike and her grandiose ideas, ow do U come up wit such an idea? I don't think she has any other tin to do. All these celebrity by force people.

orela dimples said...

what if the beauty queen dies before her tenure elapses.........
by the 100th year d beauty queen is an ugly aged whore.

Anonymous said...

Linda dear! it makes little or no sense, she is just tryin 2 get her name in d news. .........

Anonymous said...

U ve said it all!

Anonymous said...

As if the 4 years waiting for the olympics is not enough,dis woman is talking about a hundred on top idea wey no get head or tail and pls these other queens of mbgn and miss nigeria what are they dead symbols?...mtcheeeeeewww.

Anonymous said...

There is something pathetic about a woman who cannot move on from her glory days. There are different chapters to our lives but you cannot turn the next if you keep reading previous ones. She needs to find a more creative task or something that would create opportunities for others and not some rubbish just to keep herself in the tabloids.

Anonymous said...

Anonymous wetin na?

Anonymous said...

Every ugly girl in Naija wants to be a model/celebrity,none wants to be a teacher or even a farmer and contribute to national growth*Brownz

Anonymous said...

Every ugly girl in Naija wants to be a model/celebrity,no one wants to be a teacher or even a farmer and contribute to national growth*Brownz

Anonymous said...

hehee! it is nothing new! In Enugu State, we have Miss Centenary naaa. The pageant was held in 2009 when Enugu State Government celebrated 100years of existence. The winner won 2million naira, a baby Jeep and a trip to California;the ist runner up bagged 1million and the 2nd runner up 500,000; while the remaining contestants who were among the 1st-20 were consoled with 100,000 each and various smart phones. The Queen- Miss Chidimma Ezejiobi has since then been in the affairs of the government. She is currently the Enugu State Tax ambassador thus her reign will be 100years on the platform that it will be organised by the future government officials (backed up by enugu state law) in honor of her. Nike dear, this miss centenary is actually feasible and viable but I urge you to work closely with the Federal Government and a Law should be in existence to back up the next Miss Centenary pageant and with this you can effect your plans. So don't mind the public, they are most times immune to innovative works. just make sure u strategize well and have the right people working with you. Lindodo pls post my comment oh!

Anonymous said...

@ Anon 10:12, my point exactly

Anonymous said...

Her money has finished, no more money for miss nigeria

Anonymous said...

Then,maybe she shud find the oldest women, and pick one with vast knowledge of Nigeria as it was long time ago, that will b a historical & futuristic symbol. Am sure I hv read of an old woman somewhere in lagos cud fit in. Just a tot "krees"

Euizzy Uzoh said...

Correct u sabi

Euizzy Uzoh said...

Correct u sabi

Anonymous said...

10 years or 20 years is better mehn.dat 100 years no make sense at alll.

Anonymous said...

Ya all shut da f**k Ʊp!it doesn't make sense 2 Ʊ cos Ʊя IQ is below 15!2 ᵐᵉ αη∂ my likes,it makes multiple sense!fink it through αη∂ u'l get d point!#to whom brain is given,sense iz expected!#doctorbobby

Linda post ma comment or else.......ℓ go type anoda 1

Anonymous said...

She no get work. Esther.

MY TURN said...

naaaaa not realistic

Anonymous said...

seriously is there nothing else to this women apart from being a former beauty queen; which I believe she bought the title of.........

She should go and sit down jore and enjoy retirement!

Anonymous said...

the filler in her face is too much ooo what kain swollen face be this...








Baby girl said...

Dear readers, Centenary means a period of hundred years. She didnt say decade pageant. So i dont see why the hopeless comments. Linda you sef. Na u start am oh. Side eye

Princee Dee said...

what value will this add to the situation in the country?#not interested#

e bonto said...

Nike is not realistic,100yrs na today? The excitement will no longer b there.

Anonymous said...

She could not even maintain her queenly looks for more than a decade na im she wan impose 100 killa yrs on someone else. This is what happens when people run out of ideas and are idle.

Anonymous said...

agor palace way in okota, or igando road in ikotun.

Anonymous said...

Anoda small girl in d biz Elohor (spreadlegs) has chased Nike into oblivion , now she comes up with silly things like this..

Is there nor more berra jobs 2 do or the aristos are after fresh blood eyaa....make u tighten p sy now like u do am b4...

Her fakeness cld be spotted a mile away....if you want to stay relevant why not fight for this Child mariage saga instead of ds corporate ashewo paegents crap all over the place...

Bells said...

one word....stupid!!! who wants to continue with the legacy after 100 years,she should rename it decadian pageant and hold it every decade. at least, there might be a hig percentage guaranty of continuity.

Anonymous said...

Methuselah queen. Simple. Aunty Nike, pls find something to do, abeg.

Anonymous said...

Make una leave d babe...#MenopauseTalking!

Miss Diva said...

Ppl jst comes out w stupid stupid thins that's all.