#LagosLessons - Nigerians give Important Tips on How to Survive Living in Lagos
Twitter Users give random tips/observations on how to survive while out in Lagos. They are tagging the tips with
the hashtag #LagosLessons .. See more tweets after the cut...
Ha ha ha hilarious. Only in lagos you will stay in traffic for hours and drove out of it and you won't see the cause of the traffic. Witch causing traffic in lagos since 1902.
I know of the one that your mechanic will tell you your car will not be available until 2 days time and then use your car and toast all dis small small girls
BEAUTIFUL9JADELTABABE.. omo dis Na true ohhh lmao 25 ways to become billionaire n u dey under sun well that is hw u go take become d billionaire na abi lolz hmm anyway LIBERSFEMALESENATEPRESIDENT me am Justsayingmaownohh via ma LATEST TECNO F7. @lindaikeji d lindus am still waiting ohh
Jumbing out of a moving vehicle has always bin an issue for me. D last time I visited lagos d bus driver had to wait... Lovely place though buh can't stay there
Dope. However. Truth be Told. Lagos stinks to High Heavens. The Town smells awful, like Bad food. I've never been 2 a City with such stench like a corpse left in the dumpster to rot in the middle of summer. Lagos is fucking Smelling. 4rom Ikoyi 2 VI 2 Ikeja 2 everywhere in this tiny hood is pervading with reek. The Government need 2 do something about it ASAP or we all gonna Choke on this fetid. I think a State of Emergency should be declared on this shit b4 it overwhelms us all.
@Rarespecie wot are u talking about? Nwokem u can join lawma to help clean the state naa if its too dirty as you claim. U neva see dorty, visit aba first!
D last tweet is just so funny. I wonder why they re still d same n they must read those books too. Lagos is just so tiring sometimes. Only in Lagos bus, u will see someone enter motor n won't want to pay.. instead of begging conductor he will still be warbling his mouth n claiming right, especially if the person is also a real agboro who already has scars n looking for who to join him hv such scarse
Lagos my city.. i too love Lagos.. No Boring Moments.. If you have not been to Lagos my brother you don't know what life is.. i cant just do without this city.. the fun... the craziness.. all make the city the number one in Nigeria.. little wonder it is the most popular city in Nigeria and most developed city in Nigeria
Hey Buzz-off. I don't give Head anymore. Trolled some Medical Journals last year that spits about Dudes gettin mouth n throat Cancer from suckin/lickin pussy juices (that hell hole is a Death Wish). Ain't on that lane no more.
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EKO AKETE.dats y wi LOVE LAGOS CITY.
Lmao!@ the last tweet...
25 ways to become a billionaire
Quite hilarious. More pls
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Eko la owa
I yafff laugh tire...lolzzzz.... Lasgidi State of the art for life jhorrr
Lol, buh all this things don't happen only in general is applicable to every city in naija.
#Dakinzz
Ha ha ha hilarious. Only in lagos you will stay in traffic for hours and drove out of it and you won't see the cause of the traffic. Witch causing traffic in lagos since 1902.
Sipping my hennessy
Lol.. Choi.
Naxo Lagos hard ni..
Nawa oo
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Eko o gba gbere rara o
Lagos is crazy can't stay
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@ d third tweet hahaha. I NO follow 5k
I know of the one that your mechanic will tell you your car will not be available until 2 days time and then use your car and toast all dis small small girls
Lmao...thatd lagos for u oo
#XENO-FABIAN
Hahahahahaha no b small thing oo
BEAUTIFUL9JADELTABABE.. omo dis Na true ohhh lmao 25 ways to become billionaire n u dey under sun well that is hw u go take become d billionaire na abi lolz hmm anyway LIBERSFEMALESENATEPRESIDENT me am Justsayingmaownohh via ma LATEST TECNO F7.
@lindaikeji d lindus am still waiting ohh
Alright seen..
Funny
Very hilarious
Lmao ...
Nice 25 ways to be a billionaire and he dey under sun they soak garri day and night
Lol. Those things are true though!
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Jumbing out of a moving vehicle has always bin an issue for me. D last time I visited lagos d bus driver had to wait... Lovely place though buh can't stay there
Hehehe. Lagos na wa!
Nice one
Dope.
However.
Truth be Told.
Lagos stinks to High Heavens. The Town smells awful, like Bad food.
I've never been 2 a City with such stench like a corpse left in the dumpster to rot in the middle of summer.
Lagos is fucking Smelling.
4rom Ikoyi 2 VI 2 Ikeja 2 everywhere in this tiny hood is pervading with reek.
The Government need 2 do something about it ASAP or we all gonna Choke on this fetid.
I think a State of Emergency should be declared on this shit b4 it overwhelms us all.
Dat eko for u
@Rarespecie wot are u talking about? Nwokem u can join lawma to help clean the state naa if its too dirty as you claim. U neva see dorty, visit aba first!
Funny
so true i swear... #LASGIDI-NONI
All this grammar for lagos dorty? Hian
Maybe the juice from the rotten, stinky toto of the girl u gave head to last got stuck to ur nose and u forgot to wash.
When done sipping your hennessy, pls correct your English to drive and not drove, bye
Madam Linda, u need to start awarding for best commentary on ur blog o.... Nne u gave him the best reply ever..lol
Hehehe! Eko for show. Linda take note!
Hehehe! Eko for show. Linda take note!
This is serious
Hahahahahaha so true
Funny but the reality
D last tweet is just so funny. I wonder why they re still d same n they must read those books too. Lagos is just so tiring sometimes. Only in Lagos bus, u will see someone enter motor n won't want to pay.. instead of begging conductor he will still be warbling his mouth n claiming right, especially if the person is also a real agboro who already has scars n looking for who to join him hv such scarse
Lagos my city.. i too love Lagos.. No Boring Moments.. If you have not been to Lagos my brother you don't know what life is.. i cant just do without this city.. the fun... the craziness.. all make the city the number one in Nigeria.. little wonder it is the most popular city in Nigeria and most developed city in Nigeria
Eko akete, ilu ogbon!
Lol. Dey r all correct
...merited happiness
D last one cracked me up
Shut up STERN, Wetin you know???
EWU.
Mtcheeeeeeeeeeeew
Na so
All true
Rotfl. Lasigidi grindin'!it's da Realest!
Hahahahahaha...25 ways to become a billionaire,so funny...
I was born in Lagos but can't live in Lagos.
Just go back to Mars.
Lagos a place were everybody is nobody
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Crazy people. Lmao
I dey tells you I no follow na pure 5k no toomuch Grammer..
Only in Lagos some1 will plug Nokia Touchlight and come back to Collect iphone6 kai this my Phone Battery no dey full at all..
I enter newly,cos my face gentle. agbero carry my change go several times until I also become aggressive like all like all other.
The last one really made me laugh out loud!
##FINEST
Hey Buzz-off.
I don't give Head anymore. Trolled some Medical Journals last year that spits about Dudes gettin mouth n throat Cancer from suckin/lickin pussy juices (that hell hole is a Death Wish). Ain't on that lane no more.
Lmao...what do expect from someone typing and sipping henessy.
Lagos is really stinky winky.. No free clean water and the air is dusty and smelly... True talk.
Lagos is really stinky winky.. No free clean water and the air is dusty and smelly... True talk.
so so true, lmao at the pedestrian crossing,
Crowded city.I can't live dere I. Am comfortable in Da north
The last one was dope.....very observant niiga
lmao
Lol d last tweet got me rolling on d floor
AJ MAIN BOY...
Hahahaha. All funny.
True talk my brodo,lagos is a crazy town
Confam ni
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