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Saturday 20 February 2016

#LagosLessons - Nigerians give Important Tips on How to Survive Living in Lagos

Twitter Users give random tips/observations on how to survive while out in Lagos. They are tagging the tips with the hashtag #LagosLessons .. See more tweets after the cut...




69 comments:

Collins insider said...

EKO AKETE.dats y wi LOVE LAGOS CITY.

Unknown said...

Lmao!@ the last tweet...
25 ways to become a billionaire

Unknown said...

Quite hilarious. More pls


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Anonymous said...

Eko la owa

Unknown said...

I yafff laugh tire...lolzzzz.... Lasgidi State of the art for life jhorrr

Unknown said...

Lol, buh all this things don't happen only in general is applicable to every city in naija.


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Engee said...

Ha ha ha hilarious. Only in lagos you will stay in traffic for hours and drove out of it and you won't see the cause of the traffic. Witch causing traffic in lagos since 1902.

Sipping my hennessy

Unknown said...

Lol.. Choi.
Naxo Lagos hard ni..
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Anonymous said...

Eko o gba gbere rara o

Unknown said...

Lagos is crazy can't stay









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Unknown said...

@ d third tweet hahaha. I NO follow 5k

STERN said...

I know of the one that your mechanic will tell you your car will not be available until 2 days time and then use your car and toast all dis small small girls

Unknown said...

Lmao...thatd lagos for u oo




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Deralyna said...

Hahahahahaha no b small thing oo

BEAUTIFUL9JADELTA said...

BEAUTIFUL9JADELTABABE.. omo dis Na true ohhh lmao 25 ways to become billionaire n u dey under sun well that is hw u go take become d billionaire na abi lolz hmm anyway LIBERSFEMALESENATEPRESIDENT me am Justsayingmaownohh via ma LATEST TECNO F7.
@lindaikeji d lindus am still waiting ohh

Unknown said...

Alright seen..

Unknown said...

Funny

Unknown said...

Very hilarious

Unknown said...

Lmao ...

Unknown said...

Nice 25 ways to be a billionaire and he dey under sun they soak garri day and night

Psalmuelle aka Samstone. said...

Lol. Those things are true though!

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Unknown said...

Jumbing out of a moving vehicle has always bin an issue for me. D last time I visited lagos d bus driver had to wait... Lovely place though buh can't stay there

Angie said...

Hehehe. Lagos na wa!

Unknown said...

Nice one

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Unknown said...

Dope.
However.
Truth be Told.
Lagos stinks to High Heavens. The Town smells awful, like Bad food. 
I've never been 2 a City with such stench like a corpse left in the dumpster to rot in the middle of summer. 
Lagos is fucking Smelling.
4rom Ikoyi 2 VI 2 Ikeja 2 everywhere in this tiny hood is pervading with reek. 
The Government need 2 do something about it ASAP or we all gonna Choke on this fetid.
I think a State of Emergency should be declared on this shit b4 it overwhelms us all.

Unknown said...

Dat eko for u

Sassymama said...

@Rarespecie wot are u talking about? Nwokem u can join lawma to help clean the state naa if its too dirty as you claim. U neva see dorty, visit aba first!

Dan said...

Funny

Daniel said...

so true i swear... #LASGIDI-NONI

Anonymous said...

All this grammar for lagos dorty? Hian

Anonymous said...

Maybe the juice from the rotten, stinky toto of the girl u gave head to last got stuck to ur nose and u forgot to wash.

Unknown said...

When done sipping your hennessy, pls correct your English to drive and not drove, bye

Unknown said...

Madam Linda, u need to start awarding for best commentary on ur blog o.... Nne u gave him the best reply ever..lol

Unknown said...

Hehehe! Eko for show. Linda take note!

Unknown said...

Hehehe! Eko for show. Linda take note!

Unknown said...

This is serious

Eddy Ogbunambala said...

Hahahahahaha so true

Oluwatosin Ayeni said...

Funny but the reality

Adaobilinda her sexcellency said...

D last tweet is just so funny. I wonder why they re still d same n they must read those books too. Lagos is just so tiring sometimes. Only in Lagos bus, u will see someone enter motor n won't want to pay.. instead of begging conductor he will still be warbling his mouth n claiming right, especially if the person is also a real agboro who already has scars n looking for who to join him hv such scarse

Thompsonjoe said...

Lagos my city.. i too love Lagos.. No Boring Moments.. If you have not been to Lagos my brother you don't know what life is.. i cant just do without this city.. the fun... the craziness.. all make the city the number one in Nigeria.. little wonder it is the most popular city in Nigeria and most developed city in Nigeria

Jude Akinwole said...

Eko akete, ilu ogbon!

NaijaDeltaBabe said...

Lol. Dey r all correct


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linda's bestie said...

D last one cracked me up

Anonymous said...

Shut up STERN, Wetin you know???
EWU.
Mtcheeeeeeeeeeeew

Amaka.u.l said...

Na so

Anonymous said...

All true

Unknown said...

Rotfl. Lasigidi grindin'!it's da Realest!

Unknown said...

Hahahahahaha...25 ways to become a billionaire,so funny...

Unknown said...

I was born in Lagos but can't live in Lagos.

Anonymous said...

Just go back to Mars.

Anonymous said...

Lagos a place were everybody is nobody

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tollyjems said...

Crazy people. Lmao

flexfelix said...

I dey tells you I no follow na pure 5k no toomuch Grammer..

flexfelix said...

Only in Lagos some1 will plug Nokia Touchlight and come back to Collect iphone6 kai this my Phone Battery no dey full at all..

Unknown said...

I enter newly,cos my face gentle. agbero carry my change go several times until I also become aggressive like all like all other.

Unknown said...

The last one really made me laugh out loud!


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Unknown said...

Hey Buzz-off.
I don't give Head anymore. Trolled some Medical Journals last year that spits about Dudes gettin mouth n throat Cancer from suckin/lickin pussy juices (that hell hole is a Death Wish). Ain't on that lane no more.

Anonymous said...

Lmao...what do expect from someone typing and sipping henessy.

Anonymous said...

Lagos is really stinky winky.. No free clean water and the air is dusty and smelly... True talk.

Anonymous said...

Lagos is really stinky winky.. No free clean water and the air is dusty and smelly... True talk.

Unknown said...

so so true, lmao at the pedestrian crossing,

Unknown said...

Crowded city.I can't live dere I. Am comfortable in Da north

Unknown said...

The last one was dope.....very observant niiga

Unknown said...

lmao

Unknown said...

Lol d last tweet got me rolling on d floor



AJ MAIN BOY...

Unknown said...

Hahahaha. All funny.

daisy dixon said...

True talk my brodo,lagos is a crazy town

Unknown said...

Confam ni

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