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Friday, 1 May 2015

WT? Man breaks his eggplant during rough sex & posts the pic on social media

Looks like there's absolutely no limit to what people share online. A man claimed he broke his eggplant during rough sex with his girlfriend and shared a photo of his broken eggplant on his instagram page for his followers to see. Of course Instagram took it down but not before someone else grabbed it and shared it somewhere else. It's graphic and not suitable for office viewing! See it Here

133 comments:

AbokiDaWarriBoy said...

My goodness disgusting! Bia linda dis na sickness o,i don't believe is breakage of eggplant!

Unknown said...

Nawa oooooo, for dis oyibo, I tire for Una, irritating mtchewwwwweeeee

Manuel Kunmi said...

Can someone's dick break?!!.... me I don't know ooooo.... that must have been some really really rough and wild sex

www.glowyshoe.com said...

This is really disgusting..some people dobt have boundary sha

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Abeni said...

Ha! Toto don kill u

G-girl said...

E don craze

moniqUE said...

Nawa ooo. I pity am

Unknown said...

Noting wey prsn no go see... ewwww

Manuel Kunmi said...

Damn!!!!!!! That guy should see a doctor Asap..... WT!!!!!!!!!!!!

Unknown said...

That must be very painful

Unknown said...

YekpA...the babe was definitely the one on top banging..that method is medically not advised

Anonymous said...

Haba Linda please stop posting pix like this all in the name of news please it's so disgusting

Unknown said...

Nawao what won't one see

Unknown said...

Really? that s-x must be really rough. surprised

Unknown said...

Hehehe instagram go fear fear... People r funny, bt yeah that's one of the things that makes the world fun

Goaldyn Boy said...

What kind of a rough sex is that?! Was he having sex with an horse or some inanimate object?! I need to know how someone will be having sex to the extent of breaking his penis without knowing when to stop!

Anonymous said...

OMG... sorry for him

Unknown said...

This is gross ! Linda Ikeji, you and this eggplant obsession sha !!!

Unknown said...

Dis tin looks like maggot

Unknown said...

WT? Dis is stupid! Wat amount of sex can do dis? D guy is really rough!

Uche said...

The thing sef too small, no wonder it broke.

Anonymous said...

Lmao! Very small & dirty. He should be ashamed.

Daralohi said...

Na wa oh,as e egg plant don break,make we clap 4 am.

Miss indomie says so.

Unknown said...

I wish I could unsee that.

Unknown said...

Ewwwwwwwwwww

Unknown said...

Only on social networks

Unknown said...

What rubbish is dz??

Unknown said...

Well, no office today. Lmaoooooooo.

Unknown said...

Looks painful

Unknown said...

Wait a minute! So it can break?? Choi.. I'm rolling. Ain't viewing netin mehn.. about to have breakfast. Bye. lol

Unknown said...

It's not only unsuitable in the office, it's unsuitable to post things like this on your blog. Very inappropriate!

Anonymous said...

Ouch...must have hurt like hell...but thats one tiny eeerrrmmm ok bye

Ndidiamaka said...

Dis will be so painful oh! Chai

Kponskii said...

Ewwwww! harder,harder,harder,baby don't stop...see wetin e don cause? lol!

Unknown said...

Ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww!!!! Gross! Dirty! See as d prick small sef...mtchwww

Anonymous said...

money dey sweet money dey kill pussy dey sweet pussy dey kill Team@seybyth

Anonymous said...

WHEN PRIK BEGIN GET BONE AGAIN? HARD LUCK TO THE MAN ...

Unknown said...

What is this?

Unknown said...

Disqusting,maybe the girlfriend has slept with a ritualist

Beausteven said...

Hahahahah too much man power ..... Go wrong

Unknown said...

Obviously it's only a white man dat will share something like dis. And apart from dat, the pix looks somehow, how many person are on d pix. It's confusing sort off. Whose egg plant is broken is different from the two legs am seeing

Anonymous said...

Wtf!... Where is Davidos driver?

Anonymous said...

Wtf! Where is Davidos driver?

Unknown said...

Lol. Graphic post with a warning!. I honestly can't think of any possible way it(eggplant) would have suffered such a mishap. Poor guy, I hope his girlfriend feels bad about it tho.

Unknown said...

Hehehehehehe. He did not even shave his pubic hair.

Unknown said...

It's called penile fracture, will need to see a urologist for surgery, mw no penetrative sex for him for another 4-6 months

TAMARA SPLASH said...

Good4him

Blog It With Olivia said...

Shameless fool

Unknown said...

Hian! Fear don dey catch me o! At least he would get a good medical care in his country, what if it happens to a naija man, how he go do??? Linda take note!

Unknown said...

FUCK!!!

Dat general said...

Dats. Not true...he has a medical condition. probably used d photo of smone else's penis taken by a doctor in d hosp

Ify said...

Kia sorry oh next tym do small small make u no damage dis ur small pencil stick oh

Nky said...

Gosh, is disgusting.

Unknown said...

No work today, Lindodo! WORKERS' DAY! This really looks disgusting! He should better hurry to the hospital and I pray it will be fixed o!

Flawlessbae❤❤ (wears,bags,sneakers,heels,sandals) for both m/f @08156743416 said...

Na wa ooo you for die na you send you dog

ur admirer said...

Choice, lindokoko. U like eggplant seriously. I just wish for u say u fit manage am wella

Unknown said...

What rubbish is dis...open d site n it was disgustin...na wa oò

Anonymous said...

Penile fracture is on the increase, it's caused by aggressive sex and vigorous masturbation. Fellas easy the pussy won't run away.

Unknown said...

Lol....I find this hilarious.
Sorry man.

Unknown said...

Ewwww

NaijaDeltaBabe said...

Ouch.....d pain wld ve been unimaginable

Unknown said...

Nawa oooo dis egg plant deo, anyway...

Unknown said...

OMG I hope it still work again! And hope men learn from this o!

Anonymous said...

Think he's got a disease

ary said...

That is the world we live in! America cried foul when they accused their government of spying on their phone calls. Those same Americans now share intimate details of their lives on social media and the likes, that then is the difference?

Anonymous said...

Who will seperate linda and egg plant for us o. Abeg a handsome reward awaits you

Unknown said...

This stubby thing reminds me of the bubonic plague...

Anonymous said...

Na only you de see the eggplant linda

Subomi said...

almost puke ! thank u Linda

Unknown said...

Choi omg..looks scary and painful sorry..

Unknown said...

Choi omg..looks scary and painful sorry..

Calabar Gal said...


NA WA OH!! MY EYES HAVE SEEN WHAT I SHOULD NOT BEHOLD.............

Unknown said...

a.k.a EDWIN CHINEDU AZUBUKO said...
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Go do surgery man.....
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***CURRENTLY IN JUPITER***

Unknown said...

This new born has air around the pubic region

HRH Jefixx�� said...

Kai na wa o,and its really sore,kpele o..next time dont do rough!

ADA NDUKA-OSONKIE said...

It looks bad.
God speaks in different ways.

Unknown said...

Linda take your time o

Unknown said...

Good for him. Oloshi

Unknown said...

Jeez...what the hell!!

jennykurt said...

OMG

Unknown said...

Good for him.Sex na fight?
By de way,his thing is 2 short.

lucybings amebo said...

Watin person no go see

Unknown said...

My lord n my God!
Look @d tin sef !
Pple r sooo DUMB !

Jovik said...

Na wah o...!
Take it easy, unu aju.
Oya see am now.
#Smh....

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Anonymous said...

What a heck is this! Wonded eggplant,help no!!!

Anonymous said...

What a heck is this! Wonded eggplant,hell no!!!

Unknown said...

So it can break? Who knew...

Utonwa said...

Damaged Goods!

Anonymous said...

Lots more seen on "sex sent me to the ER". It happens all the time, this looks bad though

SMURF said...

No Office today here in Nigeria lindodo.

NMaa said...

The thing ona agbaji agbaji?? Hehehe. Amaghi kwa muo. Nke ndi ocha nwereike igbaji mana nke ndi ala anyi enweghi igbaji! Hehehe bido riwe akpu oh nna

Anonymous said...

This should have been a what's wrong with this picture because I don't see the egg or plant in this sea of blue. Lol.

Anonymous said...

omo water don pass the guy garri....take note

Juleslouis said...

So he still had d nerve to take pictures. Must hv bn painful! Some people have no chill sha.

Unknown said...

Awwwwwwww....sowiee.

MADE IN NIGERIA said...

WTH is dis???? Rubbish

pidgin mistress said...

What is this na Linda

Unknown said...

Part of enjoyment so he v 2 endure d pain

Bar,Receptions,Hotel exterior and interior. said...

He must be in pains.

chinwe zita said...

faints#

Unknown said...

Yes o! Akpu ezigbo nri n'enye ahu isi ike

Anonymous said...

Doesn't make sense! must be some very very dry pussy.

Unknown said...

Good 4 u, pussy dey run, sumtin u go do small small..anyways #sipshenny

Richard said...

Oh my goodness

Anonymous said...

This happens most times when the woman is on top.

OMA said...

Me too....

Davido's driver said...

Linda Shey ur d one always looking for eggplant. Ahahahaha

knowurway.com said...

Lol, bad market for him! Lol

Anonymous said...

IT IS CAUSED BY WOMAN ON TOP SEX POSITION ESPECIALLY THOSE WITH HEAVY IKEBE LANDING ON A WRONG ANGLE

Unknown said...

Hahahahaha,funny so funny.

Mr 47 said...

Oh my my!!! I hope it can be fix...

Unknown said...

I con dey imagine the kind style the guy do

Unknown said...

I con dey imagine the style wey the guy do

Anonymous said...

Lol! But she didn't post it, she only shared the link even with a warning so you didn't have to open.

Unknown said...

Lmao... his di*k must b a banana den.. Lmao
* * * Linda's 1st Daughter * * *

Unknown said...

Lmao
* * * Linda's 1st Daughter * * *

Unknown said...

Wtf!!!!!

Anonymous said...

Story story @ Chioma and Jane. Na people like una dey carry eggplant for mouth dey do acrobatics. Stop the forming joor...durh

Anonymous said...

Dennis Rodman broke his the same way.it happens, the human body is not a machine, any part of it can break/damage.

Unknown said...

Mtchewwwwwww

Unknown said...

Ama Puke

PATALEX said...

For this my small life, nothing way I never see.

Holluwarcheyee said...

Testicular torsion

Okunola Adejoke said...

hmmmm nawa oooo nothing way person eye no go see, buh it looks painful sha

Daily diet tv said...

White people! lol

Anonymous said...

Linda,easy now ! you know children also visit your blog......

dammy said...

Linda?????????? #neveragain

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Unknown said...

Ewwwww.....disgusting!!! That looks more like cancer to me.



#TeamBlessed#

Unknown said...

Lmao @very very dry pussy, dude be fucking a transgender smh

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