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Saturday, 14 March 2015

"To Be His Mona Lisa"

Ufoma tried on different ShapeYou body cinchers at a Spa she frequented. A woman’s body was the most captivating work of art and she knew this, which was why she had decided it was time for an intervention. She felt shapeless and fat, her tummy sat on her thighs when she sat down, and she had stopped looking at herself in the mirror.

Her husband had stopped looking at her as well, and she could not blame him. Who wanted a timid, drooping woman? She kept glancing at the purple bags of miracle workers as she drove back home.She had seen her curves in the mirror when she tried these things on, she had seen the siren she could be. She was giddy with the possibilities.


It was the greatest surprise he had ever witnessed. He had come home with the intent of going straight to bedwhen this goddess opened the door. He could barely recognize her. “Ufoma..?” “How do I look?” She asked and twirled, so happy and eager. “Unbelievable.What happened baby, what did you do?” She wore a long black dress, and her curves shone to perfection. He couldn’t remember another time when her tummy was so flat.She looked incredibly gorgeous. “I’ve been waiting for you to notice” she said happily“I’ve spent weeks waist training with these products called ShapeYou.” “Well you are shaped up!” He laughed and held her close, thanking ShapeYou in his heart, for this work of art.

For enquires you can visit our website at www.shapeyou.com.ng
OR contact our experts and they would help you with making the right decision on what waist trainer you should get for your body type on the following BBM and WhatsApp details below.
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42 comments:

AbokiDaWarriBoy said...

Nice1

Unknown said...

ok.


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Eze said...

This shapeu of a thing......these guys no won make we rest......i think i hv to buy one

Unknown said...

Shape you...................

Gdmoni Linda nd Libers....Do av a blessed weekend...




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Eze said...

This shapeu of a thing......these guys no won make we rest......i think i hv to buy one

Unknown said...

Linda biko beht why are you so obsessd wif shapeyou na? No day passes wvawt one advert or d other...

Unknown said...

Nice

Unknown said...

AIRIGHT AND TRUE TALK.

Unknown said...

AIRIGHT AND TRUE TALK.

STARRY LARRY said...

See shape!!!

Unknown said...

You ladies will just be deceiving innocent guys. Mcheeeew!!! Nonsense!!!!

Unknown said...

Y Girls re so fake?#irepexxonmobil

Unknown said...

dis stuff na bullet proof?? sho!

obiora said...

Shape gbuo onwe unu dia

Unknown said...

This is suicidal.... 😳. Are u sure someone can breath properly on this?!

Anonymous said...

Mona Lisa be mine... How nice

Gay Life of an Anonymous Writer

Chilaka C said...

LindaIkeji Una Dey Try, I Hate Fake Things

Anonymous said...

What a silly story. He had not been looking at her well..smh

Unknown said...

Desist from junks and other glutenous irresponsiblities,and you would hasten to shape!
Nice one!!

Zamani said...

You go fear advert. Pls visit rellanaija.blogspot.com

Unknown said...

Linda na your way of introducing dis shapeyou with short story, dey always intrigue me. Well done. Linda take note!

Unknown said...

Linda na your way of introducing dis shapeyou with short story, dey always intrigue me. Well done. Linda take note!

Unknown said...

Lmaoooooooo. . Love rekindled by Shapeyou. Some of us r just blessed with good proportions.. but then again, Discipline yo'self! No pain, No gain. Workout too.. eat right then waist train.

Anonymous said...

Oh my gosh! I knew you wld post about shape you today

Unknown said...

Market must sell by all means

Unknown said...

hav u all wondered why de princess(european princess) always collapse whn dey are suprise???? Hmmmm go ask n dey wl tell u. Waist trainin indeed. Lmao

Unknown said...

Lol....shape you taking over .

Unknown said...

We don hear shape you

Blackgold said...

I bet y'all that the person(s) posting this nurses a pot belly. How many cobblers have u seen rocking Gucci?

Unknown said...

Oooooooohk o.

Anonymous said...

See , now people say relationship fails. Why won't it, when it's based on advert that is false, the man realises the product isn't as advertised. Smh.
ISH 60:16

Unknown said...

Hahahahhaha Linda all these wonderful shape you adverts you are posting, there is ....

Aeesha zubby said...

I rili nid shape you....pls aw much is t now???

Subomi said...

hats off to shape you... relentless company, I kinda think Linda is a shareholder

Anonymous said...

Which guys? Lol.seems u people haven't gotten the memo.This is Linda and Laura Ikejiz business so get ready to be bombarded with more shape you advertisements. nice strategy tho.

Anonymous said...

This story line ain't totally genuine. he wasn't looking at her at all you say? What happened to for better for worse? If the hubby mistakenly has accident,burns his face and wife metes out the same treatment to him, would he like it? To promote good marital ethics, I think the story line should have ended with the husband being the one to buy the shape you for her.Cos that's what marriage is about:supporting each other during the highs and lows.That way,your shape you advert would not have only come out as convincing but modest. Thanks

Anonymous said...

Very silly story I must say

Anonymous said...

Hmm no breathing well for this shapeyou oo....ladies just watch wat u eat nd excercise dats all. Mk person no go kill herself all in d name of shapeyou

Unknown said...

Ya! Rite

Desmond 2 d G said...

G

NaijaDeltaBabe said...

Advert kwa

Anonymous said...

rubbish

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