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Friday, 13 March 2015

You can die from too much sexual excitement and sweetness? lol

The last part of the reports says 'The prostitute will not be prosecuted because she committed no crime by being too sweet for the man'...lol

142 comments:

Unknown said...

Are u kidding me. ...damn it!

Davido's driver said...

Thank u let it kill me.skin2skin for life..lindaobserve

Davido's driver said...

Thank u let it kill me.skin2skin for life..lindaobserve

Unknown said...

Lmaooooooo

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AbokiDaWarriBoy said...

Lmfaooooo,u go fear d sweetness. Of german juice.lmfao

AbokiDaWarriBoy said...

Lmfaooooo,u go fear d sweetness. Of german juice.lmfao

Unknown said...

Odiegwu! Strange stories everywhere

Goodluck Till2019 said...

Strange but true. Sugar is poison, quote me.

Still on the matter.

Unknown said...

Yea! Same tin dah killed sam loco.....may his soul con't to rest

Unknown said...

U go fear

BONARIO NNAGS said...

Lol maybe that's what is dismissed over here as Magun.
Sometimes its too good you'll even feel your brain tissues living you.

~BONARIO~says so via NOKIA LUMIA

Anonymous said...

Ok naaah.....

Unknown said...

Fuck this fucking news.

obietrezy said...

I could imagine the amount of sugar inside the girl's opiotus... Hahahaha. Jor oh

Anonymous said...

Nawa oooo

Anonymous said...

Hmmmmmm

Unknown said...

Hmmmm...wat a pity...wetin en go go tell Papa God......not funny.....

Unknown said...

I wouldn't know but I will know in due time. As for that Malawian man. Come on dude,, there are better times and ways to die eg. In church. RIP sha. ----C21

Unknown said...

strange

LIB chairlady said...

Wonders shall never end... from enjoyment to grave, lord have mercy

Unknown said...

Lmao...the man killed himself
The bae is too sweet too good for him to
Handle.
Everything that is sweet has demerit.
Pipo shld really be careful.

Unknown said...

Choi... What Shall d dead man tell God lol... I wonder what style they did that led to such sweetness and razzmatazz..

Bonita Bislam said...

Lmaooooooooo.death from passion as cause of death.Epic

Unknown said...

2much of anything is bad

Unknown said...

The man no well abeg

Unknown said...

Big laughters

Unknown said...

It seem the man havent done it in years

obymac said...

Hahaha wonders shall never end ! What a short way to die!

Anonymous said...

by being too sweet for the man. Hehehehehe. Na wa!

Unknown said...

Nice one Lyndaar!! Y d world is sleeping u ar working. God bless yhu mur.

Unknown said...

Lol

Unknown said...

Lol @ too sweet for the man.

Unknown said...

a.k.a EDWIN CHINEDU AZUBUKO said...
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Omg he died in a wroong tym.... RIP shah..
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***CURRENTLY IN JUPITER***

Toronto Finest said...

Its true... too much excitment causes heart failure

Shekeleke said...

Sex is good #God gave it to us that why is so sweet#-Pst.Chekeleke

Unknown said...

wat a way to die..u will be judged naked in paradise..

Unknown said...

wat a way to die..u will be judged naked in paradise..

Anonymous said...

Hian

chois me said...

Now the prostitute has sent him to hell, She will probably repent and go to heaven afterwards!

obiora said...

Crazy world

Unknown said...

lol

AMIJEZ said...

Linda can like this kain news.

chois me said...

I'm I actually not surprised? Ihe n'ato uto na-egbu egbu!

Anonymous said...

Linda n her many dry n baseless stories these days. Oh

Unknown said...

Linda u won't kill us here...lol

Unknown said...

I am sure your own go sweet pass that woman own.but i no mind to die on top.true talk

Sure Alert said...

Too bad

Unknown said...

That is to say, too much of sweet things not good for the health... Explain better to baba God when u see him.

Unknown said...

E be like sai the woman pour some honey inside her thing wey make am come over sweet.

joystickextender@gmail.com said...

I wonder how he will explain in heaven

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Unknown said...

Wonder shall never end... "The prostitute will not be prosecuted because she committed no crime by being too sweet for the man..."

D harlot has sent d man to his untimely death and here we r talking abt "too being sweet" nonsense.

Anonymous said...

Bia linda, if u no get news show us kim/kanye, khloe montana, kris kyle/tyga, kourtney...evn tho kourt na introvert, instead of all dese stale n nauseating tales by moonlight

Unknown said...

This is just lik d case of "MUGU".

Anonymous said...

Shebi na wetin cause your papa heart failure? Take heart

Chigoo Bae said...

Odiegwu! Just passing

Unknown said...

Sex is over hyped Abeg. .....hian,nawaoo

Anonymous said...

APC WILL COLLAPSE BEFORE august 2015...m a prophet xo mark my words

Paul Ofou said...

Lindodo have you not heard that wetin dey Sweet dey kill?

Unknown said...

All u knw is 2 talk rubbish! U evn hav the boldness 2 talk about the dead. U ar finished. Mumu boy

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BECKYS WORLD EVENTS /NAIJA BAKERS BLOG said...

Wow. Dats dope.

Juleslouis said...

Depending on d man's age and health, too much sexual sweetness than his body can handle can kill him.

Anonymous said...

The man had a heart failure in the process.

Anonymous said...

People with troubled heart should consult doctor before sex.

Subomi said...

How is this a report

NaijaDeltaBabe said...

Isokuso of d highest order

Gbenga said...

At least he died happily.

Ina said...

Sounds gay. Never heard a guy say that.

Anonymous said...

Well nobody forced d guy 2 hv sex with her... It's obvious he didn't have enough stamina 2 match hers, nw hw is dat her fault??? She was only doing what she gets paid 2 do

AMIJEZ said...

Ok,let's take it this way,dilute it with water whenever u notice it's too sweet. Lol.

Unknown said...

Sweetness killed a man? The proper word should be used biko. He died of excess sugar (diabetes). Lol.
But why na only men dey die for dis kind matter? Something tells me that death comes for TOP. Changing position na the deal o!.

#i'm out

Unknown said...

Oga, I believe you meant *leaving you!

Estee said...

Ur an idiot for saying dat. Don't u have respect?

Anonymous said...

Brainless apc e-rat....stupid Edem boy and short ugly fool...running a fake ngo with your broke ass friends ...cooperate beggar ...go and get a life I believe your colleague back then in emperors lodge are doing much better ...the likes of sadah and co

TAMARA SPLASH said...

Lmao. The last part though. Lol

ary said...

Probably died of a heart attack.

Unknown said...

Stupid anonymous 12:23,,is dat news tlking abt APC?#isi aki

macxz said...

Lol!!! Too much sweetness indeed.

Unknown said...

Like seriously???????? rolling eyes

Anonymous said...

I only come across those kinda 'sweet pussy' once in a while...it is very scarce,Mostly found on ugly girls...LOL!

@MEETD®EALEVANS™ said...

Ebe nor rin rin ewe, or gbe ewe

Anonymous said...

He died a happy man innit .

Unknown said...

Mr Onyx,which one be sex is over hyped abeg?I am beginning to suspect sai that thing wei people dey talk about ur sexuality is true.Abi u neva do am with fine girl wei love u?

AbokiDaWarriBoy said...

So after lashing d vuvuzella,d man come get instant diabetes due to over sweetness dat runs his immune system to zero point?? Hai!

AbokiDaWarriBoy said...

So after lashing d vuvuzella,d man come get instant diabetes due to over sweetness dat runs his immune system to zero point?? Hai!

nony said...

Lol

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Unknown said...

Linda,if u allow me.I dont mind to die fucking your sweet toto.true talk no play play.I can kill for an opportunity to pound that ur toto as i want.

Henry Ekene Obianika said...

Sex is over rated.

Linda I said so..

Unknown said...

Bona 4get Magun oo! Magun difrnt 4rm ds sexual switnex by far..
Se sexual switnex go de mke prsn crow like cock or it go de mke prsn drink garri like prisoner abi sexual sicknes de turn prsn 2 jet lee.... Bro Magun n Sexual switness no be mate at all

Eze said...

Shut up tiny being....hv u ever seen real p****y if not from porn

chikaezez.blogspot.com said...

Hmmmmm. E dey happen like dat..

NENEAFRICA a.k.a BoldBlack$Beautiful said...

Bonario.. its leaving and not living!!!... and yea! ur welcome!

Unknown said...

Lmao

Unknown said...

@lwkmd did I hear you say skin to skin?, I hope ur married and faithful..

Unknown said...

Who told you?...lolz

Unknown said...

Hahahahahahahaahaahahahaahaaha..BONA ur an expert in this case..

Unknown said...

Anon 11:43,Go and get a good job.It seems you have nothing doing.Linda is the hardest working lady in d country.Leave her alone.We LIBers love her the way she is.

Unknown said...

Being too sweet..lol she's now popular


OKORO UPGRADED**

Unknown said...

Lmao

Unknown said...

Christie,you are 2 funny and beutiful.thats why i must marry u.i am just waiting to become a multi millionaire.A fine girl like should marry a loving rich guy.

Baby P said...

Lol.i no fit laugh

Baby P said...

Shut up

Unknown said...

Mr @lwmk-naija,which one be skin to skin for life.Havent you heard of HIV?Yoruba people too like sex,thats why they born most of their children out of wedlock.

QUEEN AMANDA said...

Sex is naturally sweets and hot at this time, the man chose the hotter part of it

Unknown said...

Dis is too funny........even if sex was 2kill pple will still opt 4 it

Unknown said...

Maybe he was an old man, he for carry his age grade instead he went for a younger girl, Tu bad he died on top woman choi what will he tell God happened to him hmm old men carrying small girls beware o!!!

Unknown said...

Lolz....Can you imagne, wah if he was married....he'z wife would be very sad, distraught and angry ryt now.

Unknown said...

I never see Linda joke with this kind of gist

umoh Linda said...

Haba, jst hearin dis 4 d first tym o...

Anonymous said...

Wonders never end....
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Anonymous said...

RIP APC RIP APC RIP APC RIP APC RIP APC RIP APC RIP APC RIP APC RIP APC RIP APC RIP APC RIP APC RIP APC RIP APC RIP APC RIP APC RIP APC RIP APC RIP APC RIP APC

Unknown said...

Linda, r u kidding me? Anyway, banana wey dey swt na em dey kill monkey

SWILL MARTIN said...

Hmnnnnn y sex de dis overhypped?

Anonymous said...

sexual diabetis

Anonymous said...

Yup,but I'm sure you hav not had any. Lols

Anonymous said...

You can die from bleaching too, tell your smelling sister. If you like post.

Anonymous said...

Someone can't die of sweetness,the man might die of hypertension during sex

Anonymous said...

Obo yen ti dun ju ni yen ooo..The tooto too sweet

Unknown said...

I pety am sha,am sure he have a family wat a shame wat will he tell god in heaven hmmmm

ST. KIZITO BOUTIQUE IG: @stkizitoboutique said...

Abi

Anonymous said...

Did u mean leaving?? Cos I know our brain tissues live in our head

Anonymous said...

Lindo, bet you are indirectly talking to yourself cos of the way you are obsessed with egg plants. Hehehe
...Mama J...

Anonymous said...

Speaking from experience Mr vaseline? Nways it's leaving* but coming from you I know it's a typo...just for those taking jamb soon. Hehehe

Anonymous said...

Mumu ppl. He probably had ɑ̤̈̊ cardiac arrest after such sexual exercise

julz said...

Wetin sweet opoko na hin dey kill opoko

Damola Gbadegesin said...

Yeah,she committed no crime oooo.

IWP said...

haaaaa omo me i like ashewo well well oo but i can never die ....oo www.iwonpopular.com

Aeesha zubby said...

Na dat skin2skin go kill u...dnt u knw STD is realy??oloshi

Unknown said...

2sad!

Unknown said...

2sad!

collins said...

Nice one

Nelly Udoh said...

Lol. You must be kidding.

Nelly Udoh said...

See your twisted mouth.."Goodluck till 2019" mtcheeew.. Add Boko Haram till 2019 too. Iwang!

Anonymous said...

Ogechukwu A. same way u nearly died under my husband. ..hahahaha ur grave is just by ur side.....bitch

Unknown said...

Lol,,,,,,, I don hear another one I just de pass

Anonymous said...

END OF THE WORLD - THE DEVIL IS DOING OVERTIME IN PEOPLES LIVES. EVERY BODY RUN TO JESUS CHRIST NOW SERIOUSLY THIS IS NO JOKES AT ALL. BE WISE.

Unknown said...

I think he should've stopped midway, diluted, and continued action... What do you think guys?

Unknown said...

I think he should've stopped midway, diluted, and then continued action.. What do you think guys?

Anonymous said...

Linda, hope you don dey fuck well now?

Anonymous said...

Ignorant stupidity. Our own no get part 2 for Africa. Instead of them to autopsy the body to ascertain the cause of death, probably heart attack, she is yarning rubbish.

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