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Thursday 26 January 2012

Dear students, refrain from masturbating in the shower. Hilarious letter...lol

48 comments:

Legaldiaries said...

O di egwu really!

Anonymous said...

omg!!! ds is hilarious! lmaoo

Anonymous said...

apparently this letter is fake- it has been cropping up all over the internet!

TeeII said...

Lolz, this is serious!

Steve O said...

Lwkmd4h.....fuckin hilarious....na so conji dey hook dem 4 dere?

Anonymous said...

Ooohh, so that's why my bathroom drain's always blocked.

Right, off to stock up on tissue paper then.

LOL

Anonymous said...

lol! How much spunk will guys discharge to cause a blockage. Beats me, but they're mad though & warning folks. This is some shit.

Anonymous said...

It's a prank that goes on in a lot of UK school hostels. It's not a genuine letter.

Angry Nigerian said...

They surely 'jackoff' in Manchester!

Margaret Mary said...

eeeewwwwww!

Anonymous said...

Its cheaper to masturbate than to carry Ashawo.

hazy-lazy-kay said...

lool, guys are doing some wonders. they really need to take care of their business. BTW Linda when are u buying ur domain, i mean u big pass blogspot oh.

Lechie said...

yes o, those guys are suffering from congee, but what about women, are they too not maturbating? ok, their own dey soluble for water.dis oyinbo people go kill person o.

Anonymous said...

Ewoooooooooooooo, this is super duper funny. How will they catch them RED handed abi they wan install security camera for the bathroom
To think of the huge quantity of COPIOUS semen wasted on a daily basis while students take ''good care of their business'' rotflmao.

ibo boy said...

LOL, University of manchester. bloody wankers. Boys masturbate, Girls masturbate but when they see each other, they start to form for themselves. sick world.

campushotworld said...

that the way to cure conji, both the should try and stop o

kcee said...

This is going to spoil show for a lot of people as they may not find it easy doing it in their room.

Anonymous said...

There is a demon in charge of masturbation. They are overpopulating the earth. Their goal is to destroy the bodies of these young men and women and send their souls to hell.

Anonymous said...

indeed toto dey tire. Its obvious this guys ar nt virgins. They just turn a new leave to do it on their own. May be their new year resolution

Anonymous said...

Ewuuuuuuu,wonders will never cease.

Anonymous said...

Lolistics lolllZzZz

Amaka's Notepad said...

hehehehehe, what a letter!
How will the defaulters be caught going forward? Will there be CCTVs to check for people 'doing their businesses'? na wa oo

Anonymous said...

Chineke!!! this got me rolling with laughter. Biko is that Uni. of Manchester? #JustAsking

Anonymous said...

OMG, my alma mater...lol!!

grace said...

ewww! im sorry but that is nasty!

Kollytion said...

Knowing the UK, this can't be true I'm sorry!

Kayem said...

Gross!!!!

Anonymous said...

Seriously ?!?!! Really?!?!?! U just had to .. I don't even kno.. Be da dumb one?!?!

Anonymous said...

Na war ooo! Babe's no dey? so guys result to doing it on themselves! Okay, Thanks for the lecture about what is soluble and not! hmmm! This is deep!manchester, uk must be really cold now or what?well not as cold as canada yet Nothing is blocking the drainage system here ooo! no wahala! over to you Linda and out!

Anonymous said...

@anonymous 7:55am.....Really,seriously?. U just had to show off how dumb u r,ddnt u.

emerald said...

hilarious and stupid

Anonymous said...

@Kollytion,
Right! If the letter is not true, then am Asian! Mtshew

Lynda said...

thats so appalling!!! just reading it was so embarrassing for me and disgusting too.

Anonymous said...

abeg o!.. this is my uni. you guys should have respect..lol..manchester though!!

Anonymous said...

definitely not real, common linda....

Anonymous said...

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Anonymous said...

Haaahaaahaaa can't stop laughing ooooo, I swear Linda dis is d most hilarious topic ve ever read on ur blog..... Funny as hell... Lmao

Anonymous said...

linda has just revealed her ignorance. semen is soluble in water

Anonymous said...

Yuck! DISGUSTING!!!

Makeover by T.E.J.U said...

 =))˚°◦hahahaha .
_\\_ ..my windeck laff! .....all dis spoil spoil children!...Na wao*

Y.Tee said...

Block pipe all in the name of "Taking care of business" LMFAO

Anonymous said...

Wankers!!! Lol! Hilarious

uSaveOne said...

I believe that Sper!m dissolves in water...maybe hot water!. This is a case of Me-me! Its urgent here...http://usaveone.blogspot.com/

AKA Young Gucci said...

This could be 100% true.

Anonymous said...

The letter is obviously FAKE. If you truly went to Manchester Uni then take a second look. It's fake.

Don'kluminati said...

"To be adhere":wat rubbish grammar from a so called british school

get busy with life said...

This is meant to be a joke because semen liquefies within 10 minutes of ejaculation

Anonymous said...

These people self

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