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Friday, 26 December 2014

Top 10 Worst Nigerian Hit Songs of 2014 - by Morakinyo Olugbiji

According to Morakinyo Olugbiji (Journalist/PR), below are the worst Nigerian hit songs of 2014...
Someone once told me that the type of music a society listens to is a reflection of that society; therefore the chaotic music that has in recent time rented the Nigerian airwaves is a pure reflection of the chaotic state the country is in. It looks like in the history of Nigerian music, 2014 has the highest rate of bad, garbage music being churned out. From watered down lyrics that do not correlate, to singing different songs on same beat, the state of the industry leaves much to be desired. Below are my top 10 picks of worst hit songs of the year 2014. You may or may not agree with me though. Some of you may also need to listen to these songs carefully to understand my points well. Continue...
10. Hakuna Mata by KCee
This song is senseless from the word go!

He started like this "Five star music, E money, Its Kcee labalo". What is 'KCee Lobalo'? Is 'Lobalo' French or Spanish?

In another part of the song, he said "Cecilia bum bum, cecilia bum bum, Shebi na your bum bum, cecilia bum". I don't know what's with Cecilia's bum bum o..

Most part of the song also goes like this.."Oya whine ni ni whine ni ni Whine ni ni for me oh, Oya shake e ni, shake e ni, Shake e ni for me oh, Oya whine ni ni whine ni ni, Whine ni ni for me oh,
Oya shake e ni shake e ni,
Shake e ni for me oh".

Somewhere, he said "Oya Jikere, baby???"...

As if that wasn't enough, he also repeats this severally;

"Oya baby no wahala, If you need anything just hala, I be monkey you be banana.."

Hellooo, did he just call himself a monkey???...

Then in the middle of these discordant lyrics, this monkey will jump to the lame chorus "Hakuna Matata, Hakuna mata, Baby No Wahala" repeatedly.

9. Story For The Gods By Olamide

Here is a song I wish would quickly go away. Beautiful rhythm, but this song glorifies rape and abuse of women in all its entirety. Story for the gods is all about getting loaded with local aphrodisiac(Dongoyaro,Monkey Tail and Claro), then going ahead to having a forceful carnal knowledge of a lady. The phrase "Story for the gods" (means to refuse to listen, deaf ears etc) Let's take a look...

CHORUS:
Mo ti mu dongoyaro, dongoyaro, dongoyaro And monkey tail, monkey tail, monkey tail
Aro bami gbe claro, claro o, claro o(Olamide is saying that he is high on those Aphrodisiac)
I want to do sina today, sina today(sina means fornication)
She said she cannot wait o(the girl wants to go home)
She said its getting late o(it's getting late)
She said she want to faint o
Ah, story for the gods(these last four lines needs no explaining. Olamide refuses to listen to her plea)

Now she saying mo r'ogo(she says she is finished)
O ti kan mi l'apa o(he has broken my arms)
O ti kan mi l'eyin o(he has broken my back)
Story for the gods, the gods o( but Olamide would have none of that!)

VERSE 1:
O my God insanity
See your back calamity
Girl I want to have it(ofcourse you know what he wants to have)
Do I need your permit?(and he is invariably saying that he doesn't need her permission to have it)

8. In my bed by Wizkid

It's been long established that this song by Wizkid is a total rubbish, which like the others on this list parades lyrics and verses that have no business whatsoever with one another. The song na real Americana Wonder like he sang... "Americana wonder,The way you whine your body Gimme thunder, I go follow you bumper to bumper Girl, I go follow you bumper to fender,"

(Na Wa o, your body gimme thunder, bumper to fender.. Issorait)...

But the most fraudulent part of the song is where Wizkid continues to sing about wanting a girl's body in his bed, and then suddenly switched to hailing names of some popular figures. You'd have thought he was trying to invite them for a gangbang...

"I want your body sleeping in my bed e, I want your body sleeping in my bed e, You got me going crazy, Oh girl I can't explain it, Your body so insane, Oh girl I can't replace you."

Some of the names he called..Agbaje eleniyan,
Fashola eleniyan,Tinubu eleniyan,Otedola eleniyan,
Baruwa eleniyan, Aliko eleniyan, Saraki eleniyan.

Then next is this part which always gives me stomach ache, because I really don't know what 'serving a living God' has to do with getting a girl's body in your bed and what blessing is there to get..."...Oh blessing follow me everywhere I go, I'm serving the living God,And everywhere I go, all my people show me love,
Just tell me the reason gan"

Ok, so what's the reason gan sef? And on top of all dis matter wey dey ground, wizkid believes that he is amazing.

Hear him.."Oh anytime, they hear my song They say I'm amazing gan".

Well, it's truly amazing that a small boy like him can make so much money and stardom with all that lyrical hogwash. Issorait!

7. Dorobucci by Mavins All-stars

This is probably the biggest hit of 2014. Don Jazzy is a great producer no doubt, but he and his artistes have a history of churning out garbage. Dorobucci is so meaningless some people began to doro-call it doro-occultic. Doro bloody. .Doro
Doro doro do do doro....doro. Where I come from in Oyo state, Doro is that rubber device used in drawing up water from a well.

Unfortunately,this is a country where an artiste will just wake up early in the morning and find out that PHCN has brought back power supply, then out of joy he'll dash straight to the studio to record a song about UP NEPA! He'll call that an inspiration. Even Don Jazzy himself is yet to come out straight about the meaning of Doro, because the truth is that it has no meaning. A lot of people are speaking well of the maturity of Davido's song because the boy knows well to pay for the services of professional songwriters.

6. Shoki by Lil Kesh

I hated this song for a very long time, however I had no choice but to like it after people won't stop playing it everywhere I go. Even the NBC ban did absolutely nothing to stop people from rocking this song which had the artiste mostly screaming "Shoki Ahhh Shoki". Davido however disappointed me this time around for accepting to feature in this kind of song. He ended up chanting the rubbish shoki along with the YBNL crew in the remix.

Hear him;"Oya show me shoki, shoki shoki, everybody shoki, shoki shoki, and the request say shoki, shoki shoki, everybody shoki, shoki shoki, oya show me shoki, shoki shoki, everybody shoki, shoki shoki, oya shoki, shoki shoki
shoki, shoki shoki... i am looking for that shawty,
with the baddest shoki,
when everybody they shoki,
abi you still dey look for johnny, but if you get case for body, the town will go make you the shawty,david please don't stop it,
i wanna see you drop it now,
for me now, on this ground
oya daun."

Those are the words our generation is digesting and we wonder why over 70% of candidates failed the last private WAEC and there is massive failure especially in English Language.

By my rough count, there is a total of 200 "Shoki ahh Shoki" in this song!

5. Shake Body by Skales

Need I talk much about this one? You sef check out part of the lyrics na...

" Oya shake body, Oya move body,Make you ring alarm o, Oya shake body...Ah coupe decale ma,Sagasige, Akilibre,Faro de ma, Decale….decale, Krikata,Krikata,Krikata, Krikata,Krikata,Krikata,
Krikata,Krikata,Pon pon,
Somunto….somunto,
Kalopere, Kalopere, Kalopere"

Now, what's all that about???

4. Murder by Seyi Shay ft Shaydee & Patoranking

If you listen to this song, even though it featured Patoranking and Shaydee, all you will hear for most part of the song is "She say she wan murder, he say he wan murder, she say he wan do that thing ye" Do wetin? Murder who??? You be Oscar Pistorious? ...

Now, checkout the lyrics of the Verse 2 of the song where Patoranking came in again..

"Stay close to me, baby girl come in here porn, Give other girls resist, them fit hate on, Member and you alone me rate hun, Even your friends them fit hate on, Fire burning, Girl I'll keep you coming,Say you no go running, Every time, girl you keep turning."

That's Patoranking, Nigeria's best Reggae singer at the moment? SMH!

3. Shekini by Psquare

There is a popular Yoruba proverb which says that when a child is due for maturity, he/she must put aside every childishness.

After many years and despite their A-list status in the industry couple with their global experience, the Psquare duo are obviously not getting matured at all with the dissapointing inclusion of the track "Shekini" in their latest album. I won't speak too much, see the lyrics yourself.

They started the song this way...

"P-Square eh eh, Yahn ahn, (Allen [4x]), Yahn ahn"
**who is Allen for crying out loud?**

Then, they said "Lets go...Otu de, oya sare wa gba kekere, kerewawo, Atu ti de, oya burukutu make e sarabara owey, (Oya shekini ni ni ni ni [3x]),Oya shekina na na na na." (And what is "Burukutu" doing in there.)

Folks, don't be fooled, the lyrics sounds like Yoruba but it's not correct Yoruba but a mumbo-jumbo!

Another constant in the song is this verse; "I get power (ah), me I no dey bother, (ehn ehn)
I no be footballer but I sabi budey Ronaldo," then they jump to this lyrics "Take it (slow),Take it (free),
Alhaji (ehn ehn),Ehn ehn (listen),Take it (ahn),
Take it (orijo),Alhaji (okay)
Ehn ehn (hmm)".

Who is this Alhaji? Well, maybe the Alhaji is supposed to drink the burukutu they mentioned above.

2. Ogaranya By Kcee ft Davido

Now, I'm sorry KCee has to be in this list a second time. Personally, I'm kind of confused about him. Maybe his music is not that awkward. Maybe it's his gesticulations/dance steps in his videos, costumes or tone of his singing voice or his general fashion sense that is awkward and give off an impression of his songs from that perspective. I'm yet to place a finger on what it is. Most of the people I've asked have mixed reactions as well. They really' can't say. Ogaranya has a good meaning; A rich person or something like that. Some things are just wrong with part of the lyrics and Davido once again rubbished his own brand on this one. Check it out;

Intro (Davido)

"A le le le le le le le le le le
On the beat is Del'B...
Its Davido,Kcee
Big Boy, E-money"

Now, even though there is a funny way they keep repeating Ogaranya, I really don't have a problem with the Chorus which goes thus;

"Everybody wanting to be a big ogaranya,Nobody want to sit down dey look ogaranya,Everybody wanting to be a big ogaranya,Nobody want to sit down dey look ogaranya, My God dey bless me, ogaranya
No be my fault o, ogaranya
Believing e no do o, ogaranya,Imaya heyyy...
Everybody like ogaranya,
Mama and papa e like ogaranya, The ladies like ogaranya, That's why them dey love me"

However, the next statement is what I really don't get...

"The place is so cold, e dey follow, Dey for body like logo"..(which place is he talking about? Which place is so cold?)

Davido made it worse at the verse 2 as his contribution does not relate at all. He sang..

"Girl I want you to know, The way you see no be so..???, E get as the thing dey go, So baby you take am slow(Asin??) Shey na now you dey notice,(notice wetin???) Abi u think I be novice, You know say I know say you get it, Money dey(I thought Davido is supposed to be the Ogaranya and not the girl?), Oya make we blow things"(now that is a Boko Haram alert. Beware guys.)

1. Body by Black Magic ft Banky W

The song has now been edited. 'Sex' has been replaced with 'eh' but the rest of the lyrics is still as worse as the original. You can imagine my embarrasment the first time I heard this song on Channel O. You know how Naija artistes like to cover up sexual explicitness with slangs? This brazen artiste called Blackmagic didn't cover up anything. Lol. Though the song was released in December 2013, I feel it's as good as being a 2014 song and should be on this list to show you how bad the music industry has become and what your children are listening to. Here is a part of the song;

"...So stop the fronting, Is what I told this girl,And her body oh oh, Just wanna get next to you, Just wanna have sex with you, I swear I want this girl and her body o o".

You na never see anything, continue..

"1, 2, 3, Then begin 5, 4, I'm splitting a dozen like 3, 5, 4,I am already sky high, but I need to high more, And my dumb friend told me that I need high malt Ewo."...

(Did you see what this guy is singing? Isn't he as dumb as his dumb friends? Show me your friends and I'll tell you who you are).

See another one here...

"Baby girl what's cooking in the kitchen, I love the way you smile, maybe we should start kissing, Listen 30 seconds, then she takes a bra missing, Turn into a small kitten, And after a while we start gripping,
And after a while o she turns into a river, And then I start fishing into her hot body, I begin to start dipping, Her clothes just start missing".

Hmm,Guys what more can I say? Behold, your favourite music in 2014!

230 comments:

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ASHANKA said...

wizkid for no dey there

D J STELCH said...

These Are Dope Jams Of 2014.. If you don't Like it, Monkey Tail should Heal You..

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.Disclaimer:: Raise Your Words, Not Your Voice. It Is Rain That Grows Flowers, Not Thunder..

lucky chukz said...

I thought I was the only one that noticed those KCee' songs and even Wizkid' in my bed Song. I so hate those songs. But for Story for the gods, I disagree o

Anonymous said...

Lies

Tomiwa Adebayo said...

very true

Aisha A said...

Na wa ooo....how can u she say ones r d worst...some Nigerians r so jobless tho..next story Abeg

LexDii said...

I dont agree with u joor. Think of something else to list out. Even my Doro sef. Mtchew. Joblessness!

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LIN-LIN REMAINS MY ROLE MODEL

skillz said...

You made a little semse though.... But music has different purpose. Music is not all about the lyrics. Meanwhile *in my bed by wizkid* is a total trash.

I like wizzy anyway n a big fan.

THE ONE AND ONLY PRICELESS PEARL! said...

Hahahajahahah
This analysis got me in stitches
LMAO

Eerrm Mr (can't remember his name) I av to disagree with that Lil kesh Shoki
That song is a JAM!
Shoki aaahhn shoki
Shoki aaahhn shoki

I agree with the rest but please leave Lil kesh outta this.

* dancing Shoki outta post

Lovely mee said...

Can't stop laughing

Anonymous said...

See this mumu dey talk rubbish useless goat, you won gain attention abi ode

Anonymous said...

Who asked you for this? What is your business? Maybe you paid Linda ikeji to publish this! Look how Dump you get! If you think you got better lyrics. Why don't you hit the studio. *Sighs

APPLELIPX said...

My dear u couldnt b more right
Meanwhile story for d gods is lyk one of my favorite olamide's song dint knw it meant bad ishh lyk ds

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ONYX GODWIN said...

Hahahahahahaha!!! Lmao!! But then again,these songs rocked !!

MADEMOISELLE said...

I might agree with you for the first three songs, but adding dorobucci,shake body and shoki is totally out of it....

Abra Aaskey said...

this wanker should get a live and stop this stupid talks ode small children dey sing dey go show go make money u dey carry bad belle up and down notice me joker Abrcole45@gmail.com

Julius Tha Freshboi said...

My brother u are right, but if dem no sing am like dat.. Most of us no go buy am..... Abi dem no go chop ni?
N.B: U can't find artist like 2face, bez, timi dakolo and their likes on this kinda list... #okbye

Bonita Bislam said...

Well Nigerians listen to the beat of the songs and not the lyrics.Something to shake off their boredom.Dunno if its good or bad

trinity humble said...

Bia this guy ur silly oo. Haven't you heard music without lyrics before. Does enya talk about much in her music? Are her songs still not great. These songs u named are clearly dance tracks and club bangers and attention is paid to their rhythm and not lyrics. If we want lyrics and wordplay we listen to rap and r n b... Dont start writing trash without being informed. Imagine calling doronucci a meaningless song. Your probably a struggling artist who can't figure out why people ignore your songs. Well it's because you know Nothing about music. #udo

Abra Aaskey said...

mad girl n him u be morakinyo omo amala

Osarhiemen Agbonkonkon said...

Lol......
Most hip hop songs make no sense!

mamma mia luv said...

Oga go siddon for gutter abeg u just trying to be relevant!

lord flacko said...

This is so damn true. Anyway I've stopped listening to the bullshit they call "nigerian music". Just recycled beats. Shekini and shoki have just about the same beat. in nigeria its only the beat that matters not lyrics

THE LORD HAS SPOKEN

Anonymous said...

100% right! Total bullshit.

Osarhiemen Agbonkonkon said...

Lol......
Most hip hop songs make no sense!
LIBers please feed your souls with Christian songs that enrich you.
You'll see the difference for yourself.

Angie Cape said...

These songs are not in my playlists, meaning they are garbage and many more of them. It's insane how ppl just want to be popular by fire by force...especially kcee.

*My R1.50c comment*

Anonymous said...

Nigeria songs r meaningless na nd we kw yet we dance to d beat nt wat dose talentless pple r sayin.

Bankz

Omoye Zenki Moye Brown said...

Enough explanation nd critism........... over to those dat do this type of music......









MERRY XMAS LIBERS

Henry Eze said...

This guy has alot of personal issues...he better deal with it before seeks suicide as an option..... What does he expect from a dance hall and party song....he want them to be shouting jesusssssss or what......he had to critisize all the best songs of 2014.....some yorubas can be senseless sha

Henry Eze said...

This guy has alot of personal issues...he better deal with it before seeks suicide as an option..... What does he expect from a dance hall and party song....he want them to be shouting jesusssssss or what......he had to critisize all the best songs of 2014.....some yorubas can be senseless sha

Emmanuel Ebiega said...

Hmmm sum pple ar just jobless.. C wetin pesin dey sit down dey do

Anonymous said...

Lmao can't stop laughing. The truth though,especially that number 4 . You really can't hear anything aside dat murder. But dis guy get time sha😂

Redcandy said...

I can't but angry with him. I work in the industry and it's just appalling, the type of lyrics I hear day in, day out. And when you ask these people, they will tell you that the 'big' boys are singing rubbish and making millions with it.

Redcandy
****www.idoncomeagain.com****

Anonymous said...

That Kcee - Ogaranya shouldn't be in this group at all, I just guessed the author couldn't see another song to complete his write up to round figure - 10.

'abi they swear for am with Kcee and Davido for him village'

or maybe

' that old woman for him village tell am say na Kcee and Davido they hold him success'

Mary Okoye said...

Hmmmmmm true tho....... I tink we r more interested in d beats than the lyrics..... Nigerians Love danceable songs

Sanky said...

Now you failed rule number one: Never critique the work of a black man.
Watch out for the black missiles & insults that will follow your write up. None will bother to discuss the points you raised.
....you wonder why we are still the way we were since the world began.....

sankyy2k2000yahoo.com

Alexander Samuel said...

The nonsense we keep hearing everyday... good analysis

Anonymous said...

Another sorry ass writer looking for a means to stay relevant.... smh now you have got your minute of fame buzz off.

Dymond said...

Hohhoohohohohoho!! So whats the way forward na?!

christie benjamin said...

LMAO.....I love foreign vibes joh...
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Henry Eze said...

100 likes for u....u said it all....if he wants meaningful lyrics he shld go listen to reggae

luther taiwo said...

Aseriously,jst utter nonsense...........

gbemsco said...

Hehehehehe that kcee tho

Anonymous said...

d most annoying one na in my bed by wizk...like dat song is so annoyin

Anonymous said...

Very funny!

kate Isangha said...

Lol

Anonymous said...

Lolz can't stop laughing Omg. #Folayemi#

Anonymous said...

Bros na beats we dey hear... Once u gat good beats, anything cn be said jst to compliment it. U cn even put ur crying childs voice in it if u wish... *oya shoki d shoki*

ochuko arhiakpore said...

OGbeni,Go get a better job to do

👏BIG BROTHER SAYS SO👏

ed DREAMZ said...

a.k.a EDWIN CHINEDU AZUBUKO said...
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Rubbish talks....
*GLO BRING 3G TO KONTAGORA*
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***CURRENTLY IN JUPITER***

STEPHENIE AY said...

Pls burukutu is a type of drink dt Hausa people drink or berun people

Musa Mohammed said...

hmmmmm aunty linda ehn ehn now you don know the pain wey we dey pass through,i think say na only we see wetin we u see. dem just dey corrupt our mind and collect our money by force,still sign of illuminati.
MUSA MOHAMMED say so.

Jennifer Frank said...

Hmmmm! Lmao

Joseph Uba said...

Jeez, I wan kill these guy now..see all the songs that made things easier for person. Am certain this guy cannot make any sound even with a spoon.Anyway I will forgive cos he didn't add Timaya Bow down to this..That would have been the last straw....mtchew.. #soannoyed

Anonymous said...

Guy you r so on point...nigerian artist dnt hv any talent..dey just want to make quick cash and show off on social media.imagine going for a live show and d yeye artist wil be singing along to his song....y is it called a live show? Mstchewwww.no talents at all.if na only pple like me dey naija,all des so called artist wil die of poverty cos i no go buy a single album.

Anonymous said...

Guy you r so on point...nigerian artist dnt hv any talent..dey just want to make quick cash and show off on social media.imagine going for a live show and d yeye artist wil be singing along to his song....y is it called a live show? Mstchewwww.no talents at all.if na only pple like me dey naija,all des so called artist wil die of poverty cos i no go buy a single album.

STELLA OTUORE said...

LMFAO

tayo said...

u r soooooooo on point! i dont listen to nigerian music xcept dier gospel music.

Amaka Faith said...

Well i agree with the list espacially that of kcee

Anonymous said...

Guy you r so on point...nigerian artist dnt hv any talent..dey just want to make quick cash and show off on social media.imagine going for a live show and d yeye artist wil be singing along to his song....y is it called a live show? Mstchewwww.no talents at all.if na only pple like me dey naija,all des so called artist wil die of poverty cos i no go buy a single album.

YUSSUF OLATUNJI said...

everybody jus wana mak name 4 his or her slf...i knw by sayin ds u want pple to b criticizin u in order to mak ur slf up to sumthn..can anyone judge drake,lil wayne n nicki minaj muzic all about???..curz dis pple uses der flowz to deceive u guyz whyl der muzic is senseless n moreover dis pple hav won mutilple award 4 dem self inlcudn d grammy...so i don't think blamin dos guyz is d way out.....

charm blue said...

I like d beat in story for d gods but after readin dis m havin a second thought, its a stupid song.

YUSSUF OLATUNJI said...

everybody jus wana mak name 4 his or her slf...i knw by sayin ds u want pple to b criticizin u in order to mak ur slf up to sumthn..can anyone judge drake,lil wayne n nicki minaj muzic all about???..curz dis pple uses der flowz to deceive u guyz whyl der muzic is senseless n moreover dis pple hav won mutilple award 4 dem self inlcudn d grammy...so i don't think blamin dos guyz is d way out.....

YUSSUF OLATUNJI said...

everybody jus wana mak name 4 his or her slf...i knw by sayin ds u want pple to b criticizin u in order to mak ur slf up to sumthn..can anyone judge drake,lil wayne n nicki minaj muzic all about???..curz dis pple uses der flowz to deceive u guyz whyl der muzic is senseless n moreover dis pple hav won mutilple award 4 dem self inlcudn d grammy...so i don't think blamin dos guyz is d way out.....

BECKYS WORLD EVENTS said...

This write up nailed it for me. I begin yo wonder what has gone wrong in the society. We glorify drugs, rape, gangs, cultists and all other vices. Gone are the days u listen yo music for inspiration. Bobby shumuda or whatever his name is git me thinkn d first time I had his song and it continually baffled me Trace kept playing it, now where is he? Read some comments here of people dissing d write up, honey watch out d future is bleak, our children chanting Shoki am your basket it's terrible, annoyingly ders no stopping dem from knowing dis songs, it's played everywhere.

Jummy Jay said...

I couldn't just help but laugh all through. D guy is kinda right though

Anonymous said...

This Is on point. That wizkid's in my bed is the highest trash of the century. Such a load of cow poo. As for Seyi Shay's murder, it's the verse Seyi shay herself took that was utter crap. What is 'bumm byebye while do the dutty whine while I do the dutty whine you say bum bye bye, bumm byebye while I do the dutty while hit up on the dance floor'? Really? What the hell is that? As for olamide's song, it would seem like encouraging rape if the girl didn't want to do but, in a situation whereby the girl wants to do but, is just forming, the song would be sexy as the girl would be glad the guy didn't stop. Some of us bitches can be horny and still form like that but, if I don't want to do and you try nonsense, I will break whatever my hand can grab on your head and the dongoyaro will clear.

chinenye glory said...

100% correct total bulshit

Damilola said...

Jeez! The analysis of story for the gods freaked me out... Never thought of it this way but I just hope OLamide had something else in mind when he made the song

Richard Afon Yinkå Ray said...

He's right, especially that shoki and on my bed. Rubbish, absolutely rubbish. Hiss

Jade said...

I couldn't agree more, well except for Seyi's song minus Patorankings bit( I kinda like Seyi) but for the rest of them, its just shameful what they call music

Anonymous said...

Rock ke. Rocks for a baboon like u

becky coker said...

Lmao

naijatalks@blogspot.com said...

That is his own personal opinion anyway, I think it should have been the best hit songs of 2014 and not "Top 10 Worst Nigerian Hit Songs of 2014" because all these songs he mentioned were all good hit songs, I it we are all entitled to our own opinions....

success me said...

Please dont forget to add TIMAYA when next you write cause his own is CAPITAL ZERO..thanks

Ruth Kemisola Bambi said...

@ anon 5:19, u r so true. They cant perform live like gospel singers.

Esiekpe Helen said...

Lol

ukbliss said...

Pot calling kettle black, you write immorality in ur blog and you criticise artists plz pack well if you like don't post

Anonymous said...

U r obviously a rapist!

Anonymous said...

U idiot! Wat has Yorubas got to do wit dis nw. People like u and ur He-Goat father are the reason Nigeria is still the way it is. Eze anuofia. Bastard

TWITS said...

Thank God no be only you dey Naija.

Dr Igo MD said...

Maybe this dude has a hearing issue? The word "allez" in Shekini by Psquare is French for "go"

Anonymous said...

I think u got more personal issues. U better deal wit dem before ur gutters put u into trouble. May Shango punish u for even talking about ur father being senseless

Anonymous said...

I'd make an exception for Murdar and story for the gods. Story for the gods is a well themed song, nobody said it was a moral one. Olamide doesn't churn lyrics or mumble rubbish, he's one of the few artistes left in Nigeria that still know what they r doing. Then to seyi shay's murda, if anything, patoranking's verse was d most meaningful. But I can see how u would come to a wrong conclusion when u got the lyrics all wrong. He was singing patua, so u dint have to take every word literally without properly translating. As for the rest, God u're a genius, been waiting for who to put these ppl in their place. I specially need to see u and kiss u for putting psquare's shekini there, however it should have been number 1 on the list. Never heard jargons like that in my entire life.

Chommy Bless said...

You are right my dear,

Olapeju Oluwamuyiwa said...

SURE,THOSE SONGS ROCKS.AND THAT DEOSNT CHANGE THE FACT THAT THEY ARE MOSTLY GARBAGES.SO LONG THEY DONT GLORIFY GOD....AKA...PREACHING

Anonymous said...

Omg, pls, go back to school. How dare you say Enya doesn't say much in her songs? You evidently don't know enya's lyrics. What a waste of schoolfees. Enya says the MOST. How clueless could you be?

bola salami said...

Ur a big fool. And some ibos are what?retard.

onyi ogbonnaya said...

Jobless fool...hit d studio n see if its easy to cool up lyrics

Anonymous said...

Primary six result don come out?
MR SAN
07061527147

Teemah Salau said...

Ashanka...exactly wizkid's song shldnt b dere, everyfin he said was to lure d gel into his bed...from God's blessings,to showin off his wealth,to d names he mentioned where jes to tell d girl dat he is blessed and knws alota influential ppl...seriously! I can't believe ppl dnt fink in anoda perspective, can't u jes see beyond all d diversion? Those tins he said we're jes to gt d girl into his bed shikenan! I dntt knw wizkid personally buh I fink he is a great musician n his in ma bed is a great hit!+ every1 tinks he is amazing dats all d tins ladies wanna hear nowadays n dats exactly wat he was doin!...pls dis critic shld tink biko! ave listened to d song a couple of times n I finks it's cool n interesting

Omogbolahan sodiq said...

Really??? Dis is so funny, can't stop laughing...there's some truth there tho'

Okoro said...

Allen plays for liverpool. Is that solved?

Anonymous said...

This idiot is just saying shit. About songs people have made a lot of money from,I pitty your life o watch your back niqqa
King of BoyZ

Anonymous said...

This idiot is just saying shit. About songs people have made a lot of money from,I pitty your life o watch your back niqqa
King of BoyZ

Anonymous said...

This idiot is just saying shit. About songs people have made a lot of money from,I pitty your life o watch your back niqqa
King of BoyZ

cash said...

Whats their problem with all this bad songs rating sef...
There are different categories for songs..these are party tracks, u dmt need to get the lyrics, u r meant to just dance.....Mr. Analyst get a job.

Anonymous said...

ooooohhh! That's what "Story for the Gods" refers to? Dang! And I'm always out here defending his behind. I guess I'm gonna have to reevaluate my affinity for his and Black Magic's music.

Ngozi Itodo said...

Leave my story for the gods o, the rest I agree.
Engee said so. ..

Jules Louis said...

Wiz kid and kcee r d worst. I don't think any of their songs make sense. None. Absolutely none.

Anonymous said...

Thanks for the analysis, so on point! you took the words right out of my mouth! with songs like this around, why wont there be moral decadence in the society with incidence of rape and abuse everyday.....

Sandra diamond said...

Hahahaha! Abeg me likey dorobucci and shoki all the way. Dunno bout odas. By the way...kcee's crap.

SolQros said...

Lols......i admire ur critic mind...but dude.....ds is africa......ds is Nigeria.....all the music u criticised not only ruled this country....it was loved in the foreign places...... By ds ur write up.....i can see dat u are gud in putting words together....why dont u write for this ppl....and sell...if u er so concerned about lyrical contents.....if i may teach u a tin....music is more of beat than of lyrics in ds modern world....so if u can nod to the rythm of a song.....my brother....its a gud song....d exact aim of entertainment is to entertain....and this songs er doing it....if u want to preach in terms of lyrical sensitivity..... Listen to ragae and soul.....or country music....guy....applaud ds ppl....and not depplaud dem.....*smiles*...i just created a word...just like dat...u cant tell me its not a gud word.....

Peero said...

Wizkid is suppose to be there cos he sings rubbish

Louis Obiora said...

This is soo true!!! Most Nigerian songs make no sense lyrically. Not tryna hate, I love Naija songs but some artistes just don't know how to compose a song with good lyrics. I have my own list sef...lol

collins said...

Well that's why they are called entertainers.. I don't think listeners want to make meanings out of the songs, I think they want to ease off stress and enjoy themselves. Keep ur judgements to yourself..

#meestaFlash

Anonymous said...

I dont agree with u .thou i dont like in my bed by wizkid but i still like wizkid so much.it is still Lily E as Lily Emerald.Linda thanks for posting my comments nowadays.

Anonymous said...

I dont agree with u .thou i dont like in my bed by wizkid but i still like wizkid so much.it is still Lily E as Lily Emerald.Linda thanks for posting my comments nowadays.

Anonymous said...

I dont agree with u .thou i dont like in my bed by wizkid but i still like wizkid so much.it is still Lily E as Lily Emerald.Linda thanks for posting my comments nowadays.

Anonymous said...

I dont agree with u .thou i dont like in my bed by wizkid but i still like wizkid so much.it is still Lily E as Lily Emerald.Linda thanks for posting my comments nowadays.

Anonymous said...

I dont agree with u .thou i dont like in my bed by wizkid but i still like wizkid so much.it is still Lily E as Lily Emerald.Linda thanks for posting my comments nowadays.

Fabgirl said...

Hmmm the analysis makes alot of sense buh den again I enjoyed and still enjoying the beats..

Anonymous said...

I dont agree with u .thou i dont like in my bed by wizkid but i still like wizkid so much.it is still Lily E as Lily Emerald.Linda thanks for posting my comments nowadays.

Anonymous said...

I dont agree with u .thou i dont like in my bed by wizkid but i still like wizkid so much.it is still Lily E as Lily Emerald.Linda thanks for posting my comments nowadays.

Anonymous said...

I dont agree with u .thou i dont like in my bed by wizkid but i still like wizkid so much.it is still Lily E as Lily Emerald.Linda thanks for posting my comments nowadays.

Anonymous said...

I dont agree with u .thou i dont like in my bed by wizkid but i still like wizkid so much.it is still Lily E as Lily Emerald.Linda thanks for posting my comments nowadays.

Anonymous said...

I dont agree with u .thou i dont like in my bed by wizkid but i still like wizkid so much.it is still Lily E as Lily Emerald.Linda thanks for posting my comments nowadays.

INDIGENOUS LIB said...

Agreed! Buh the money they made from each song, he can't mak it in a year...biko, let him av several sits

Maxwell Akalonu said...

Wizkid should had made the number one spot..because that in my bed waz a total confusion..he just mixed whatsoever up and called it a jam..after talking about a ladies body he went on and started exalting wealthy yoruba names..

destinysweet said...

See critic oooooo,abeg go sit down

Auntylindagoddaughter

Cecilia Onajobi said...

Lmao seriously its very funny. Well noted

LAURAAUJ KAHI said...

True. Lol at kcee where he said I be monkey , you be banana. WTH

ary said...

I agree with him but I still have a soft spot for Story for the gods, Murder and Body.

chimmy onyewuchi said...

Lol,very funny. I guess it's the beats we listen to not the lyrics

Nora said...

Anon 6: 29, what has enya's music got to do with going to school? Abi you studied Enya's lyrics as a course in school? ... Smh

@lwkmd_naija - follow on instagram/twitter said...

I was enjoying this piece of trash until I stumbled on dorobucci. This guy no get work.Keep writing rubbish from ya 1room face me I face u.


@lwkmd_naija

Anonymous said...

yea itz bcos of idiots like u dey r making d money

Anonymous said...

i can c ur stupid how can u listen to beating witout listenin 2 d lyrics music suppose 2 inspire d soul its serves as food 2 d soul datz why after listenin 2 a particular song 4 long d brain tends 2 download n replay it as many times as possible.

Sophia stephen said...

It is well.

jumoke shonekan said...

My dear,am very sure u don't ave responsibilities cos if u do u won't ave time 4 dis rubbish u are doing.u ave d time to sit n type all dis haaaaaaaaaaa u be idiot.

David Uche said...

I totally agree with u.. I only have Dagrin, Dbanj, MI & Jesse Jaggs on my music list.. I'm totally into Yankee & good 9ja rap songs.. & I got love for Davido too

tiwalolu adeojo said...

I can't stop laughing to all ds comments, linda u ve great pple here

theresa urateh said...

Body by black magic got rily bad lyrics pls parents bware

Oluwafemi Akindele said...

this guy is nothing but just a hater... why the beef now...these are great songs..he dosent even know the lyrics writing rubbish.. get a life

Sophia stephen said...

Story for d gods hmmmmmmmmmmm by d time I thru wit dat guy wen wan try me eh, him dongoyaro & monkey tail go clear 4 e eye.

Anonymous said...

A vicious rapist are

Emmanuel Apalowo said...

Hahahaha

Emmanuel Apalowo said...

If there's anything I'd agree to in this list, it's Olamide's Story for the gods. It's a revelation.
Such shud not be promoted nor flaunted. Rick Ross lost an endorsement just for a lyric in his song which says he drugged a gal to have sex with her

First Class said...

God wil bless this guy. Wonderful writeup. Dont mind the criticisms, they know you are right.

tmanchu said...

Miss blogger without a job. If you want to listen to jazz and classical music go and buy them, they sell in jazz hole and palms. Leave people making an effort they are at least expressing themselves and their effort has fed you too from this article.

Allow Nigerian music evolve naturally! After a while, we wont accept music with poor lyrics and very soon, we wont be won over by colouful videos. But till we get there, your dumb ass article isn't doing anything to help!

And yes! Wiz Kid is amazing! the order of his lyrics do not have to make sense to you. It is his song. just as I think your article/tope ten is "stewpid" Btw what he did in that song was to create one song with three or four different vibes/rythms and still make it work.
Btw you have shown your ignorance wrt to skales song. Those words are French/Ivorian slang and they are different dance moves. Do your research or get a real job!!!!

marg sunny said...

Asin thanks linda this made ma day too damn funny fa

Marie said...

That wizkid's part was just too funny. Hahaha. I never liked Kcee so I support whoever wrote that about him. This person funny o

LIB SYNDROME said...

Story for the GODS is very disrespectful to women.

LIB SYNDROME said...

Right + ASA

Ayobami Okanlawon said...

Correct.

Dee Dee said...

My thoughts too @anon 6:05

Anonymous said...

This are the best songs of 2014,period

Anonymous said...

Dumb not dump

Anonymous said...

Pls kcee and his music shld be banned. D kinda music he drops could reduce sm1s IQ

W.G said...

Abegi! Story for the gods was translated too literally jor. Maybe I'm bias but I did not think Olamide meant it that way. As for the rest, I agree with him 100. They all crap lyrically but then again I don't think we put too much lyrical emphasis on Afro pop. It ain't HipHop.

folashade hamzat said...

I agree with everything except story for the gods.. The meaning behind the lyrics is dat d girl obviously wanted it but was fronting and she enjoyed it afterall.. It doesnt promote rape.. Stupid man.. Dont ever try to bring olamide down cos d guy spits fire and u can never make sense like him..

Chikaodili Ndife said...

Of a truth that in my bed has been criticized many times since it came out, the lyrics is just not it

Razzaq said...

and who the fuck is Morakinyo Olugbiji you can reach me back, knightxaq@yahoo.com if you don't understand music say n shit if you are concerned get d f down and write some lyrics

sleekygee said...

haters of wizkid(e.g LI) should go kiss live wire cos he is the best(a fact) and i can see vividly that LI has a crush on davido(none of my business but....) u are not meant to show any form of discrimination or preference wen writing a general public blog(keep ur feelings for him in ur head onnnlllllyyy!!

♡̬̩̃̊ᶜᵃˡˡ ᵐᵉ Eme̶̲̥̅̊ralD̶̲̥̅̊;;) said...

Woe to them....both the artist and lis
teners

Anonymous said...

Most people patronize rubbish..lol

chrisblack said...

Yep....lucky you must be a rapist.

Lengka Gowong said...

Lolz

heytheredelilah said...

I agree. But wizzy used to be good -first album. Now just says rubbish

heytheredelilah said...

Lmao!!!

dan ose said...

music in nija is shit rite about now.. in the writers words, he is so right.. i vividly remember when the hip hop ,agazines made wave and we rush to buy, to learn the beautiful lyrics and sing alone.. well, how would dem artist win a grammy when they dont do music for cd sales anymore.. abeg make i dey enjoy my LIONEL RICHIE, MICHAEL BOLTON, BOYZ 2 MEN etc.. these names made me by their songs and they are all evergreen.. many are extinct already cos they had nothing to maintain the game.. MUSICA HA FINITA A NIGERIA..#DANTE#

dan ose said...

generation of craze.. @ DJ STELCH.. when you listen to rubbish and you allow it soak you up, then its a matter of time before the mind begins to react to what it has in store. no wonder IBB called this generation a failed one..a failed one indeed.#danterepresenting#

Martin Okoye said...

Guy go and get a job ... U are simply jobless

Dammy Grace said...

lolz..... interesting

TWITS said...

Whoever made dis list, whatever d name is, may be a SADIST!!! #MyOpinion!

Anonymous said...

Life is hard enough. Those songs about nothing are the best remedy for a tough day.

Anonymous said...

It's life not live Abeg.

Anonymous said...

I strongly concur rapist bitch

Anonymous said...

Must africans rather prefer to listen jingles not quality music that is why we can't go higher than getting a africa award expecially nigerian music which are mostly crap. I have never bought a cd of any nigerian artist, asa and amawunmi are very good and Psquare are good dancers. With that said, nigerian artist are making loads of money for now, hopefully this younger generation will produce bettet music andbplease I am not referring to Davido and Wizkid

NaijaDeltaBabe said...

Dump ni looto...... Whoever did dis is very correct. In naija, na only beats we get

ebonyz... said...

Hmm

Anonymous said...

Copy copy, person do e own, and wan do too. So unoriginal!! Rubbish!! Plus it's 'murda' not 'murder', fool. Just looking for fame. Nonsense!

INDIGENOUS LIB said...

Jst shut ur fucking pie hole, kindly tell me u aint a fan of any of those artiste listed above and I will keep quiet or Idiot, una no dey download their songs too? They r making their cash oponu, ode. U sef take sitsssssssss

Philip Nwokoro said...

Its agree not angry. "Industry" people smh

Philip Nwokoro said...

I so agree with you

JPS said...

My points exactly,rhythm is what you get from most Nigerian songs these days.

Anonymous said...

can't our artist do a song that makes sense e.g "say somthing" by a great big world ft christiana aguilera. thats a song!

Shhlah Slim said...

Lmao!!! All of a sudden! Err1 knows about Muzik!huge sigh

Richard Afon Yinkå Ray said...

Most of this songs lyrics is rubbish. Especially shoki, u guys can feel different between "on my bed" by wizzy and "O.Y.O" by Dprince and "Hold on" by joe el ft 2baba, afterall we've different point of view.

Anonymous said...

I am happy someone finally asked the WTF question about dorobucci. What on earth?

Adewale Abejide said...

Who be ds Morakinyo self, him self dey try form familiarity wif celebs abi? U berra park well.

trinity humble said...

Easy there dirt ball @Anon 6:29. Maybe using enya was a bad reference. Her lyrics are inspirational and they hit home. Still doesn't detract the point I was tryna make. And oh, I'm an engineer already thank you very much. Grouch #udo

Slikkysagz said...

Like the fact you checking the lyrical content of d songs..bu som lyrics u posted re nt correct u should check dt

dash said...

I so agree with you on kcee and wizkid, they are both daft. For Lil kesh and YBNL crew did they say how they come about the shoki? Did they give it to the original artiste? They and Orezi should be sued for making waves with the song and not recognizing the original artiste. I'm not surprised most songs in Nigeria doesn't make sense in any form.

Abdulateef Adepetu said...

Our artist musicians entertainers have license as artist to write or sing anything, its pure entertainment and not for educational purposes . It's for adult enjoyment. Who can differentiate what is being said. Ah shoki. Shoki mi shoki. Dorobucci haba! Story for the gods! Oti kanmi Lapa of, oti kanmi leyin ooh. Waooh. Oga it's entertainment not education. we are blacks we got rhythm not lyrics. Leave that to oyinbo. Nigerian music has taken over all the disco halls of the world.

Dupe Oduseun said...

Do u need fashola to woo a lady?

Juliet Okonkwo said...

I agree with you on this.

Alagbado-ode said...

Story for d gods is cool. Olamide seems to be building a bad boy image for himself and his music. He has a lot of followers particularly among the teenagers. I don't see anything bad in this, an artist has to be unique and have his targeted audience and if possible live what you preach. At least he is not being hippocritical by pretending to sing gospel muzik. The reality is if u have been in the street, everything he sang about happen always particularly when u frequent paraga joints! People who patronise these joints are also human beings and somebody has to be their voice. Everybody cannot be copying cocaine crazed singers of d West!

Olajide Olushola said...

P-square Shekinni na rubbish, but i wonder why Davido's "Owo ni koko" is not on the list. Dorobucci may have no meaning but it's a master piece

Anonymous said...

Nice write up. I totally agree with the writer. Our artistes need to be criticised so they can pay more attention to detail when composing lyrics rather than feed us with weed n alcohol inspired lyrics... Funny how we accept trash in this country. Thumbs up to the producers for the great beats I think we should celebrate the producers instead... Dear Nigerian artistes please pay attention to your lyrics , we do appreciate your efforts but there's always room for improvement.

Anonymous said...

Nice write up. I totally agree with the writer. Our artistes need to be criticised so they can pay more attention to detail when composing lyrics rather than feed us with weed n alcohol inspired lyrics... Funny how we accept trash in this country. Thumbs up to the producers for the great beats I think we should celebrate the producers instead... Dear Nigerian artistes please pay attention to your lyrics , we do appreciate your efforts but there's always room for improvement.

Anonymous said...

The problem am having with nigerian is that we hate the truth and improvement.. What the person is trying do is to make us work hard to a standard not because he doesn't like them or because he is jobless. Let's assume you are a music teacher can you use those song to teach your student... Brother more grace continue like this soon the industry will not entertain rubbish song and lyric... Almost all nigerian artist don't write songs they freestyle on a good beat to less work for themself... Boys are really working hard underground soon the game will change and they will be no space for this type of songs and lyrics anymore...

Abdulateef Adepetu said...

I went online to listen and watch the videos of almost all the critic musicians and if not all. All fantastic. I think we Nigerians are great entertainers! Wonderful. God bless us

ngz said...

I think she means worst (in terms of not making sense) but still people's favorite

Esther CHINEMEREM said...

You are so right my dear. Why is it that we can't seem to handle positive criticism in Nigeria?
All he has written couldn't be more correct and true! Everyday people churn out trash/stupidity in the name of party songs and dance-able rhythm and gullible Nigerians would embrace the madness wholeheartedly.

Esther CHINEMEREM said...

It's *this not *these because you are referring to a single person...smh
Now you see what he (Mr Morakinyo) meant when he said 70% of students fail English language? When your role models can barely express themselves coherently.

Esther CHINEMEREM said...

My thoughts exactly!

tasty chocolate said...

OMG, can't stop laughing @ Cecilia bum bum oo and 200 shoki ahh shoki. Hahahaahahahahahahaha

Tabitha Dorcas said...

hmmm. do people still diss people. on second thought who is this dude that wrote this, cos I doubt if I've ever heard of him. if we have to start judging songs by their lyrics, then 90 percent of the songs in this world are totally B.S. so pls go get a life. and stop dissing the works of others.

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