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Saturday, 6 February 2016

SA man claims he scares crocodiles away whenever he flashes his naked buttocks at them (photos)

Million Gume swims in a river full of crocodile everyday. He is not afraid because according to him, once he flashes his naked bum at the crocodiles, they go away. He calls it bum swimming.

"I’m the king of the bum swim," he laughs and demonstrates by diving into the water and sticking his naked bum in the air. 

The 30-year-old from Mhinga Village in Malamulele, Limpopo said he’s been swimming in the Luvuvhu River for five years. The rivers in the area are known to have many crocodiles and many locals have lost their lives in the dark water.
 
"The crocodiles are scared of me! When I jump into the water and realise that the crocodiles want to attack me, I just show them my bum and they move away. I then carry on with my famous bum swim." he told Daily Sun.


He said people who come to the river enjoy watching him. On Wednesday afternoon the SunTeam saw Million playing in the river. He floated with his head and upper body underwater like a drowned person. He then disappeared under the water and after a short-time only his bum appeared. George Matiyani, headman of the Mhinga Tribal Authority, said Million must watch out.

"The crocodiles aren’t scared of his bum. They will drag his bum into the deep waters and chew him up," he said.

Matiyani warned the kids to stay away from the dangerous rivers in the village.
He said the crocodiles often kill people.

"The most recent victim was fisherman Thinashe Hove, who was attacked on 24 January. And the body of a 45-year-old man who was killed last month hasn’t been found yet."

Source: Daily Sun SA

96 comments:

Unknown said...

Story for gods! Linda take note!

Unknown said...

Be deceiving urself ooo

Unknown said...

Powerful Bum Bum

Unknown said...

Huh? Say what? Lmao! Madness everywhere

Unknown said...

Doz crocodiles no get level,no worry d day when real croc go come u no go c mouth tak talk.

Unknown said...

Good for you oo

Anonymous said...

Aboki the Warri rat's brother

kunta said...

Lmao....keep flashing, they will pick up one day...

kunta said...

Lmao....keep flashing, they will pick up one day...

Unknown said...

Keep deceiving yourself.

Unknown said...

He is not serious!!!!lolZ

Donjazzycrush said...

werrin I no go hear.











Don~ jazzycrush

Unknown said...

See this funny idiot lolzzzz



Damolia.DEW

baba said...

Enter your comment...death

Unknown said...

Hshahahhaha....na craze world we dey ooo

ASHANKA said...

DEM GO STILL CHOP YOU WAN DAY AND YOU DIE

Unknown said...

Too good 2b true!

michael George (the Fulani Prince) said...

Diz dude dey joke. There is a time for everything. D the day the crocodile will chop his Ass is coming. He better stop now." If not it will be too late when the head us cut off "

david agbogun said...

His Bum looks like a big whale coming.. * Linda stop wasting my time *

Unknown said...

Lol u go fear na...




AJ MAIN BOY...

Anonymous said...

Juju de inside him buttocks.jumbo

Unknown said...

Lol, End time fis. * it's well*

Villager said...

His over confidence will kill him someday. The sea animals are just grooming him to get healthy before finishing him up.

Chomsy said...

hmmm might work for only him.others shouldn't try it oo

NaijaDeltaBabe said...

Story


...merited happiness

Unknown said...

Dangerous game! One day monkey go go market and he no go return

Unknown said...

Bum bum swimming...foolish man,his buttocks is so ugly

Mufliat said...

Good for him
I pity him tho


#Hajia Mufliat

Blog It With Olivia said...

Iffa hear












#iT wiLL oNLy gET beTTer
#iT mUsT eNd iN prAise

Anonymous said...

animals are even neater than him, they know when a stupid mammal wants to pollute their water, so it is better they leave the water for him to finish his stupidity and then come back... LMAO

tosisochukwu said...

I didn't believe him! Maybe he uses charm





























!brightosman aka fake phyno .#gerarahere

Anonymous said...

Enter your comment...it is well but nt until d crocodiles get hungry,but this buttocks sef be like say e get lassa nd ebola joint together oo. WESTINO SAID SO

Unknown said...

Till they'd help him chop his bum
-D great anonymous now as Vivian Reginalds

Aproko Queen said...

D day they will get use to d bum and eat you up is coming

nekkymighty said...

Take am easy oga,one day na one day that ur bum go hear am!!!!Enjoy ur bum swim!!

Moses Iwux said...

What kind of yeye risk is that...




The gods are watching

Unknown said...

Your bum and egg plant will soon be croc chops.

Luciana Chinda said...

Story for the gods.

Anonymous said...

Okay ooo! Flasher!

BUT MAKA WHY said...

Onwu Nwa nkita anaghi ekwe ya nuru isii nshi
Well done

Alex wealth said...

hmm. waiting for the part2

SongsOfSUSSAN said...

The crocodiles are not yet hungry.

Unknown said...

Very soon na dat ur black bum dem go chop

Anonymous said...

Ok now, we don hear.

Anonymous said...

Continuous farting bum shield huh?....continue ooo...

tollyjems said...

He hasn't met an hungry nd crazy one

Unknown said...

His bum must really look terrible to scare a whole crocodile..Lol...

Unknown said...

Hmmmmm flashing bum

Unknown said...

Hahahahhahahahahah...na so!

poshchynwe33 said...

Dts risky oo, till d Day all d crocodile go do meeting fr his dear bum bum

Unknown said...

Hahahaha
What a funny Saturday
His bum must have some deadly gases in it

Adaobilinda her sexcellency said...

Orisirisi Bum scares crocodiles away? Nawaooo. Hope the guy us telling us the truth. Another person should try it n find out

Anonymous said...

sooooo funny. ok now we don hear

dansignature said...

when dem go eat u na from ur head....

dansignature said...

when dem go eat u na from ur head....

dansignature said...

when dem go eat u na from ur head....

Janet said...

One day na one day monkey go go Market e no go cum bk.

LOL said...

My guy everyday is not Christmas. one day that ur smelly yansh will be meal for those animals so be careful

Nkemy said...

lol chai wonders shall never end...when they are ready for him he will have a different story to tell

chommy said...

Ok na. Linda observe!

Eddy Ogbunambala said...

Nna Jisie ike

Unknown said...

He must be a joker

Unknown said...

Abi? Everyday ain't Christmas hehe

acid man(linda's husband) said...

Dnt fink d crocs are hungry yet

acid man(linda's husband) said...

Dnt fink d crocs are hungry yet

Unknown said...

Hahahahahahha,i just pity u,d day dey will attack u,nobody will dd der to watch or save u










LIB ADDICT#just passing#

Unknown said...

Just one day e go happen #still that Imo boy

Unknown said...

WHAT A BUFFOON!
1)PEOPLE ONLY LIKE TO WATCH BECAUSE OF THE SIGHT OF A FOOL SHOWING HIS A-US (YOU DONT GET TO SEE THAT EVERYDAY FOR FREE)
2) WE SHALL SOON HEAR HOW HE ALSO ENCOUNTERED THE 'KING'OF CROCODILES....AND PERHAPS LINDA CAN INTERVIEW THE KING CROCODILE FOR HIS OWN SIDE OF THE STORY..ABI LINDA???

Joyous babe,Linda ikeji first cousin said...

Hiaa,odikwa very risky o.

Joyous babe,Linda ikeji first cousin said...

Hiaa,odikwa very risky o.

Anonymous said...

no be corocodile be that na ngwere ulo

Unknown said...

The Bum sure looks like Hippo's Head.

Unknown said...

Am waiting to hear the breaking news that one brave crocs. Don chop part of en nyash comot

Anonymous said...

His days are numbered... Them crocodiles planning reprisal attack.

Unknown said...

This is superstory ......wale adenuga production!😉

iymuan said...

Lol...time will tell

Sir Vin said...

they weren't hungry yet...so brother you better run now that you are still alive o...don't tempt the devil while he is asleep.
there was a country

Unknown said...

See if I were u, I would put on my clothes, damn u skinny boy or girl? Buhahahahaha *Odusbaby*

Danny said...

D shape of ur bum resemble d face of hypopotamous dats y, but d day wey dem go realise say na human bum. Well I sorry for u sha

Unknown said...

Useless SA boys, enter river Niger, mammiwota go tell u

OSINANL said...

Yeye guy...

Anonymous said...

Even crocodiles think he is nasty.

Unknown said...

Akuko. More Instagram followers for you

Psalmuelle aka Samstone. said...

Lol. Quite funny. Sorry for your bum.

#LIB ADDICT#

Anonymous said...

If I was a croc that would be the part I would target.

Anonymous said...

Crocs must think he is a hypo cos his butt looks a hypo's head.

Sweet Ama said...

Keep doing that shit until they get ur damn balls.. it'll be so unfortunate that No one will be able to help u.they'll only cover it with their cellphones

Unknown said...

Mshewwww.... Foolish man! U don't know that na ur bum go sweet dem pass! Idiot.

Anonymous said...

one day those scaly best may be tempted to relish your #balls

Anonymous said...

Kanye west,please,stop this!

Divaclan.com said...

I so sorry for this guy. Maybe he caught the crocs on a good day.

Posh Queen said...

Don't worry they must be having a meeting for him

Anonymous said...

Enter your comment...na dead the call am,hungry never catch the croco.Na him bura and golake dem go start with.

Unknown said...

Lol...maybe he has anaconda in between those legs that scare the crocodiles


-LIB PIKIN-

Anonymous said...

your time is coming

Unknown said...

A very big joker

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