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Friday 5 February 2016

Scared of Lassa? Think Cassa

This is a sponsored post...Read below...
Do you remember where you were when Nigeria was knocked out of the World Cup by Denmark? That moment when the player called “Sand” dribbled Taribo West with his head and placed the ball beyond the reach of Peter Rufai? That’s one moment I’ll never forget. Another one was when it was announced that Ebola had come to Lagos!
The way gloves became part of our dressing was so remarkable. Today, we hear that Lassa is somewhere close and we could be at risk. Do you know what this means? No more bush meat (except you’re the one that raised the bush rat as a member of your family) and even NO MORE GARRI!!!! Well, not that we can’t eat Garri but we have to be sure of the origin. There is the possibility your Garri has been tampered with by these rats. So what do we do? Does this mean no more soaking garri? No more Eba? Haba! Well, Scared of Lassa? Say Hello to Cassa!!! CassaGarri affords you the opportunity to purchase high quality Garri, carefully processed and refined to meet consumable standards. What’s more? It comes in a re-sealable pack that ensures you can ‘Ziploc’ it shut after use.
You can now take your garri with you everywhere without fear of intrusion. So don’t let these bush rats put ‘sand-sand’ in your garri.
Call Ade on 07080167257 to order NOW!!! Delivery is available PS: Marketers required nationwide.

29 comments:

Unknown said...

What an advert...lol

Olaaliu said...

Lol...how r we sure it save..where rat no dey?

AbokiDaWarriBoy said...

Lmfao which headline be this Hajiya Linda??? Advert of life.

YOUNGBUHARI said...

Lol.. Must we always use our predicament to our advantage?

Buks said...

Na WA ooooo. you need to see this sextape btw 2 ikorodu sec. Schl students on schl premises click here

Muna said...

Lol.... C rhyme.

Golda Awosika said...

Lol




#*karlishah*

NaijaDeltaBabe said...

Lol. Nice one


...merited happiness

andre kelvin said...

Lol. Funny advert

Unknown said...

hmmmm,

Eddy Ogbunambala said...

Koko garri all the way

Anonymous said...

Are you ok? Garrahere jo

CHERYL (aka FROM GLORY to GLORY) said...

Naija naija! We r always creative and making the "most" out of every situation...

Anonymous said...

i sell garri too




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Anonymous said...

i sell garri too




meenah_wakil on instagram

Anonymous said...

Nope jst finding solution to a problem. Shikena

Unknown said...

Nice marketing strategic

Unknown said...

Huh

Anonymous said...

Abeg garri na garri. I no drink.

Anonymous said...

Why did you have to rhyme the name with Lassa? Not appetizing to me.

Unknown said...

Remve the c in cassa and put l

Unknown said...

Linda mkn money snc 2000
-D great anonymous now as Vivian Reginalds

Unknown said...

Lol na wah 4 Advert

chyyy said...

Hahahahah I love this, using the lassa advantage 2 introduce ur own garri production thereby making money.

Unknown said...

Lol...ok

NnekaOchu Blog said...

me sef get cassa rat medicine....

Unknown said...

Hummmmmmm nice one

Unknown said...

Lol na wah 4 Advert

Unknown said...

All ds for simple Gari?








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