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Tuesday 14 July 2015

Dear LIB readers, pick the key and the car is yours...:-)

Spotted the photo on twitter @AmazingGrace. So, would you..? But remember that the poisonous snake's head is pointing directly at the key...

171 comments:

Unknown said...

What's d car brand ? And where's dis ? Let me go pick it real live.

Anonymous said...

If you know about snakes like I do, this will be a piece of cake.

Anonymous said...

EVN IF DE SNAKE IS SLPIN, I WNT PIK IT...I KNW WEDA NA KEKE DE CAR B??WAT IF U DNT LIVE TO PIK IT???I DNT WANT OOH....TOMJERRYSWIT

Unknown said...

Seen

Bonita Bislam said...

Haha i will throw stone in the other direction and pick the key once the snake is distracted

Unknown said...

Lol

Unknown said...

Linda u too pick d key and d snake and car is urs

Unknown said...

Is that not a horned viper? Never! I won't even try, only poverty stricken and terribly desperate people would even consider it.

Unknown said...

Abeg I don't want to die yet which kind key and car be that? God forbid.

Juliebabe said...

I will distract the snake with a dead chick and the key plus the car is mine

Flora said...

I Will Trek Gladly.... No Thank You.. Keep Your KEY and CAR...

COLLIN said...

NO THANKS....(Buh surely d snake wnt stay dere forever,I might be ready to wait

Mzz_Mary said...

I will
Just show me d snake

Unknown said...

a.k.a EDWIN CHINEDU AZUBUKO said..
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Kill the snake and take the car, as simple as ABC...
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***CURRENTLY IN JUPITER***

Unknown said...

Shey dey snake sef dey sleep,i'll pick it! Where can I locate em?

Jem said...

if killing it is allowed,then i will win the streak.

Unknown said...

Lolzzzzzzzzzzzz. Linda, leave dat tin as long as I can find a way abt it dat car wil b mine though it all depend on d type of car I wil b risking my life for.

If its motor I wil not bother but if its machine lik latest SUV, and all dat definitely I wil risk my life for it.

Unknown said...

According to the story my late uncle told me (Pa. Stephen Ayodele Akinsete) this species of snake will only strike any thief who wants to pick the key. But if the owner emerges, he will recoil backward for him to pick it if u are not the owner, don't go near else u sign ur death warrant be that .... I have forgotten the Yoruba name but the story is real so he said ( either myth I dunno)

Riketoke said...

The fear of snake is the beginning of wisdom oo

Unknown said...

Lol see talk oh
Machet don finish for market ne?

Arsenal said...

It might be a proposed legal way to take life.
This person must be charged for attempted murder.

◇◇◇◇◇◇ If ignorance is bliss, wipe the smile off my face
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Unknown said...

Ahbi the snake no dey die

Anointed said...

I too pick the key o,definately God will shut the mouth of the snake for my sake...

Unknown said...

Depends on type of key. If na key to 2015 super charger RR ,then all i need is a razor and rubber .i will pick d key

Anonymous said...

Linda ur not srz ooo . lol well i would try if I die I die but it really depends on the kind of car I want to risk my life for.Linda take note

Unknown said...

According to the story my late uncle told me (Pa. Stephen Ayodele Akinsete) this species of snake will only strike any thief who wants to pick the key. But if the owner emerges, he will recoil backward for him to pick it if u are not the owner, don't go near else u sign ur death warrant be that .... I have forgotten the Yoruba name but the story is real so he said ( either myth I dunno)

Anonymous said...

I wan pick am die... Shuu

Wll just do nagin for the snake and pick the key.. Lol

Meenah_wakil on instagram

Anonymous said...

I wan pick am die... Shuu

Wll just do nagin for the snake and pick the key.. Lol

Meenah_wakil on instagram

OSINANL said...

No way...

Unknown said...

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Anonymous said...

If that was a python, I'd have attempted. That looks like a viper though... so no go for me. Cars aren't worth lives.

Unknown said...

They have many things that scare snakes now,
I will use one and collect the keys.

Unknown said...

And it's rattle snake.. one of the most poisonous snakes in the world.

Unknown said...

No!!! tnk u,my life is more important dan d car #lolz

Unknown said...

Linda believe me I will make the snake sleep and pick the key, just give me the address of the place

Anonymous said...

Linda u can have it from the bottom of my heart.

Unknown said...

I wil go nd meet pple dat gv xpert on snakes,,,make dem gv me d track to folo,,,lol....I must collect dat key oooooo

Unknown said...

I Sure Will!! With GOD Nothing is Impossible!!...hey snake gerara here you know what m saying!...

Anonymous said...

Kill the snake and collect the key....dats all

7F098C19 said...

I can. First thing first kill the reptile. Engr Emy

Unknown said...

Hmm unless through mystical power i go just go there and pick am.
Linda you see why u ibo people are wicked and dangerous.

Unknown said...

Can you fuel the car? Pick and you will drive it in your grave.

Unknown said...

Noo Thank you, i think i will walk!

NaijaDeltaBabe said...

I will risk it jare

Treasure said...

This is exactly the replica of the gift of the devil. There is always evil or harm attached to it.

Unknown said...

Why not am going for the key but the snake must get hit first. e go die gon..

@ziniex said...

i would kill the snake first and pick the key shekina

Unknown said...

God forbid.

Chizzyluv said...

Not until you kill the security guard the car is urs.

Anonymous said...

Nebuchadnezzar!!

Unknown said...

God forbid.. let d owner pick it himself of herself.. at d appointed tym my will cum it ease. Cos d Lord said I am d God of ease so therefore with ease will it cum

Anonymous said...

WTF

Mama Mia said...

Thank you very much. I dont want the car biko.

AC£S said...

Find good weapon and attach magnet to it....that way I can easily pick the car key.

Anonymous said...

THIS S PUFF ADDER,,,,,,,,,,,, VERY DEADLY, BUT DONT EASILY STRIKE, UNLESS YOU ATTEMPT TO TOUCH ITS TAIL, WHERE ALL ITS VITAL ORGANS ARE...... SO TOUCHING DAT PLACE S A THREAT TO IT,,,, BUT ANYONE CAN PICK UP THIS KEY AND NOTHING,,,,,, JUS CALM DOWN DONT RUSH TO GET IT AGITATED OR MAKE IT FEEL BEING CHARGED

Chy 🌹 said...

Never!!!... I love my life.

Unknown said...

Lol no easy way to make it

Unknown said...

Hahaahahhaahah or else it's jaguar ferrari ford mustang if nt I wnt dare

Unknown said...

I cant. Cant trade my life for a car

Unknown said...

Linda its easy na. Kill d snake and pick d key, shekina

Manuel Kunmi said...

Improvise that's all

Anonymous said...

Pick the what? Linda na joke u dey o

lgho said...

Anuty linda dem send u come dis morning..lol

Carina Kikelomo Jacob said...

Lol. There nothing there. I can do it.

Ck Jacob blog for fiction stories

bella said...

Throw something to the other side nd pick ur key nwayoly

Unknown said...

Is this the world dumbest test?

Unknown said...

Some blessings are not meant to be. But on a second thought I will quietly use a stick to pick the key........ But ehnnnnnnn my liver no done reach this one CUZ even the sound of my heart beat will alert the snake

Unknown said...

Simple, use a long stick to move the keys away from the snake.

Anonymous said...

Why Not? I don't need to worry myself too much ,i have a nice pump action gun,that will not be a problem for my gun,the car is mine.

Chiefo from Europe

Linda ikeji's son said...

O Boi......
I go risk take it, i swear

Omalicha said...

Pick which key? I will abandon the car as well. See terrible snake.

ary said...

I will look for a big rock and crush the snake and walk away with my blood spattered key!

yawanow said...

I will take the risk with a standby first-aid kit. Maybe kill the snake before picking up the keys.

Anonymous said...

even if na key to a gold lambo or bently or g-wag i aint picking that *hi...

Lewis said...

Lailai

Unknown said...

Won't try that rubbish, because of car. My life is worth more than the car

onyiii oby said...

I will dare you! Lol

Unknown said...

That particular type of Adder/Viper is dangerously venomous.
Good fucking luck with that.
Me still luv snakes though. At least the non/less poisonous ones.

Unknown said...

Hold ur gift

Unknown said...

I have used long stick and kerosine to pick the key.Linda where is my car?

Unknown said...

I pass... Am allergic to this reptile

Unknown said...

It wont bite, theis wont harm you unless you touch its tail,and the tail is hidden in the soil.

Anonymous said...

For all I know it might be a key to a pogeuot 504

M.A.S.P said...

Theres no condition dat says i cant kill the snake before picking the key, or i cnt use a stick to pick the key. The vital question though is, is the car worth it?? if its a Range Rover Sport, hell yes. if its a 2005 kia rio, hell no. i wuld tell you the owner to gerrarahere.

adeoludt said...

stone d snake and pick d key ........simple

Garuba said...

I will dey far place and use long stick to remove the key from dat place

Anonymous said...

That car key is not worth getting a bite from a viper for ..Please replace it with a 2015 Mercedes G65 AMG and call me

Anonymous said...

kill the snake first and pick the key.

EDEH LEONARD said...

give me d location only

Unknown said...

Come to Ijebu. I'll give U Snake Bite Antidote. D Snake will just look at you dumb while U take d keys..... lols.

Unknown said...

Not worth the risk...what if the car is volvo? I'd rather pass....

Kunta said...

If I hear say I no pick am....as a bad sharp guy na to use long stick take am....if u wan chop with devil u gatto use long spoon....#Notyme

Kunta said...

If I hear say I no pick am....as a bad sharp guy na to use long stick take am....if u wan chop with devil u gatto use long spoon....#Notyme

Kunta said...

If I hear say I no pick am....as a bad sharp guy na to use long stick take am....if u wan chop with devil u gatto use long spoon....#Notyme

Unknown said...

kill the snake and pick the key.

Unknown said...

Lol..I know want oo.

Anonymous said...

Well the key doesnt look like that of an expensive whip so it aint worth it

Unknown said...

that one is not hard....i will just look for a very very long stick to use to drag d key to myself shikena.

Unknown said...

That's a viper!no way!

Unknown said...

I'll get close enough to pour the snake fuel, then I'll pick d key

Unknown said...

Hehehehe! I don't want the car biko. Linda take note!

Davido's driver said...

This is a toyota primera. Too old a car to risk my life för. Lindaobserve

Unknown said...

Hehehehe! I don't want the car biko. Linda take note!

Unknown said...

No never I 8 snakes

Anonymous said...

I will take the car key, kill and eat the snake.

Anonymous said...

na wa o linda, haba the key doesn't look like dat of a rolls Royce or a Porsche sef

Unknown said...

Hmmm... Carry go cos i won't dare abeg.

Temi said...

God forbid... I hate snakes

Nky said...

i wont pick it for anything...

Unknown said...

I would if it's a range rover 2015

BUXOMEBONY said...

Put on hand gloves and the key is mine

Unknown said...

Lolzzzzzzzzzzzz. Linda, leave dat tin as long as I can find a way abt it dat car wil b mine though it all depend on d type of car I wil b risking my life for.

If its motor I wil not bother but if its machine lik latest SUV, and all dat definitely I wil risk my life for it.

Unknown said...

as if there are no more sticks in the jungle....even if its a tortoise car, would flog/strike the hell outta that snake for the fun of it sef....

Unknown said...

I go use rope and stick

Unknown said...

My life is more valuable than car key

SMURF said...

Pick wetin, the 1st thing i'll do is to look for stones and try to use it to chase it... then I make sure it goes b4 I even come close!!! But the person that took the picture get mind oh!

Chizzyluv said...

You guys must be blind to notice that this snake is 100% watchful, sensitive, observing, awake and ready to strike. Too daft to acknowledge the fact that it is there all cus of the key. Like someone commissioned it to guard the key. Pity ya sorry ass!

Chizzyluv said...

You guys must be blind to notice that this snake is 100% watchful, sensitive, observing, awake and ready to strike. Too daft to acknowledge the fact that it is there all cus of the key. Like someone commissioned it to guard the key. Pity ya sorry ass!

Anonymous said...

I'll only pick the key if it's my favourite snake,yea ( a 4kn dead snake, that's my favourite snake), I don't think this is dead so keep ur CAR(S) and ur KEY(S). Mind even Usain bolt can't outrun this snake if it comes to that.

Unknown said...

If that key in front of that snake is for my dream car, I will give up on cars and proudly be a trekker.








Busy Fingers.

knowurway.com said...

Lol, olaniyan joke abi?

Anonymous said...

I want the car and need the keys - there is a snake in my pathway
Kill the snake and make suya out of it.
Pick the keys and the car is all mine.......


Linda how does that sound?

Anonymous said...

Options:

Look for a snake charmer to pick the keys and pay him - it is called outsourcing -- No laugh o
Or taser the snake till it faints pick the keys


There are many ways to solve a problem

Mihearty said...

Thank u ma. U can keep d key

knowurway.com said...

I'll distract the snake with my shoe then pick the key fast fast.

Unknown said...

I WILL USE A LONG STICK AND DRAG THE KEY

Unknown said...

Tell me where the spot is, am a snake trainer, i need do is to direct the head of the snake to another position, pick up the key and redirect the head to the same position.

Unknown said...

I don't need it abeg, my life is vry precious 2 me

Unknown said...

@ Tamara Lixir, it's a rattle snake and not a horned viper

Unknown said...

Lolzzzzzzzzzzzz. Linda, leave dat tin as long as I can find a way abt it dat car wil b mine though it all depend on d type of car I wil b risking my life for.

If its motor I wil not bother but if its machine lik latest SUV, and all dat definitely I wil risk my life for it.

James Olorunosebi said...

Piece of cake. That is a Puff Adder snake. The key is too close to its head to be able to successfully strike a target. Accuracy of strike is guaranteed the further the target is from the snake. At this point, the snake will do nothing.

Mihearty said...

Take it. Ritual things

Unknown said...

Pick gini? So I'll now risk my life because of a car? If i hear...

Anonymous said...

Kai

Anonymous said...

Must I pick it with my hands? I will use a stick.

STILL BARONZING said...

NA TO GIVE THE SNAKE SOMETHING CHOP BELLE FULL THEN U COULD PICK YOUR KEY GENTLY COS IT CANT MOVE WHEN ITS SATISFIED

Unknown said...

Lolzzz i no want

Unknown said...

Let me see the make of the car, before deciding what to do.

Unknown said...

Abeg Linda na only you waka come this morning with ur gift o n so na only you go pick your key by yourself gbam!

Anonymous said...

They would have placed the car key in front of a Lion, a Tiger or a bear let us see how many people will try it!

Unknown said...

Ooooooooooh my...!
I wil throw a rat to it
And take my key.

Anonymous said...

WHAT IF IDISTRACT D SNAKE AND PICK D KEY?ASK ME HOW. DONT WORRY JUST LET ME KNOW WHERE D CAR IS,FORGET HOW I WILL GET THE KEYS.

Unknown said...

A very long stick will do it.

Unknown said...

If i cant kill the snake or use stick to take it, hmmmm. Depends on the car ooo, I will risk the bite if the car is worth 10M upwards. I ll be ready with a rope to stop the blood flow in my arm tho

STERN said...

Fuck the key..see the olden days remote sef.. mtsheew

olu said...

And if you knew about snakes like you think you do you'd know that's a Rattle snake... And has the highest fatality rate in Nothern America... #sipstea

Unknown said...

I'll pass bikoo

Anonymous said...

I will kill the snake first and then pick the key

Ny said...

An offering and a gift, perfect combination. Use the snake meat to celebrate the car gift, SIMPLE!!!

oluomachi said...

Will pickup the key and drive myself to the nearest hospital

oluomachi said...

Will pickup the key and drive myself to the nearest hospital

Anonymous said...

I will look for a long structured stick that will be able to pick up the car key. A stick that will enter the handle of the car key. if the snake prepares to attack me, than i will find a way of kill the snake

Anonymous said...

i will employ hausa men that knows how to tame snakes. The key is mine

Unknown said...

There are sticks everywhere.....use a stick to retrieve your car keys....case solved + snakes are not poisonous, poison can only be injested (swallowed)...... Snakes are mostly venomous

Anonymous said...

No b only car, house nko?
~D great anonymous!

Anonymous said...

would simply get a long stick and use it in picking the keys

Ejike said...

If a snake like this is standing in between me and my blessing, there is only one option, that snake must die. I must claim my possession by fire, by force.

visit http://ejikeinfo.com

Anonymous said...

Linda, I wonder why you like posting pictures of snakes. You better separate yourself from satan. Serpent and satan go hand and hand.

Meka's trends said...

Me n d snake will trade,it is biz.

Anonymous said...

Mtchewwww it's not key for benz c63 amg, so am not picking

olatunolas blog said...

pick a boo nii

Unknown said...

Na to use stick collect the key now......

segxy said...

Na to pour the snake hot water.. nd pick the key asap[

Juleslouis said...

As long as i can live and breathe comfortably without a car, then i'll pass biko.

Unknown said...

You gat to be kidding me.. thats a Russels viper.do you know how potent the venom is.??its gonna cook you from inside.. it destroys body tissues..and hardly.. heal..unless the affected area its cut off.

Unknown said...

na stick things na

Science Student said...

first i will evaluate the worth of they car,,, if its worth the risk, then nothing can stop me, i go pick am, even pick the snake join

Omoakin said...

Get a very long stick and remove the Key, then the car is all yours...simple logic.

Omoakin said...

take some antidote minutes before carrying the key...then its all yours.lolz

Anonymous said...

abeg go and carry a stick and take the key its not stated that one must use hands

Unknown said...

Lolz

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