Lolzzzzzzzzzzzz. Linda, leave dat tin as long as I can find a way abt it dat car wil b mine though it all depend on d type of car I wil b risking my life for.
If its motor I wil not bother but if its machine lik latest SUV, and all dat definitely I wil risk my life for it.
According to the story my late uncle told me (Pa. Stephen Ayodele Akinsete) this species of snake will only strike any thief who wants to pick the key. But if the owner emerges, he will recoil backward for him to pick it if u are not the owner, don't go near else u sign ur death warrant be that .... I have forgotten the Yoruba name but the story is real so he said ( either myth I dunno)
According to the story my late uncle told me (Pa. Stephen Ayodele Akinsete) this species of snake will only strike any thief who wants to pick the key. But if the owner emerges, he will recoil backward for him to pick it if u are not the owner, don't go near else u sign ur death warrant be that .... I have forgotten the Yoruba name but the story is real so he said ( either myth I dunno)
God forbid.. let d owner pick it himself of herself.. at d appointed tym my will cum it ease. Cos d Lord said I am d God of ease so therefore with ease will it cum
THIS S PUFF ADDER,,,,,,,,,,,, VERY DEADLY, BUT DONT EASILY STRIKE, UNLESS YOU ATTEMPT TO TOUCH ITS TAIL, WHERE ALL ITS VITAL ORGANS ARE...... SO TOUCHING DAT PLACE S A THREAT TO IT,,,, BUT ANYONE CAN PICK UP THIS KEY AND NOTHING,,,,,, JUS CALM DOWN DONT RUSH TO GET IT AGITATED OR MAKE IT FEEL BEING CHARGED
Some blessings are not meant to be. But on a second thought I will quietly use a stick to pick the key........ But ehnnnnnnn my liver no done reach this one CUZ even the sound of my heart beat will alert the snake
That particular type of Adder/Viper is dangerously venomous. Good fucking luck with that. Me still luv snakes though. At least the non/less poisonous ones.
Theres no condition dat says i cant kill the snake before picking the key, or i cnt use a stick to pick the key. The vital question though is, is the car worth it?? if its a Range Rover Sport, hell yes. if its a 2005 kia rio, hell no. i wuld tell you the owner to gerrarahere.
Lolzzzzzzzzzzzz. Linda, leave dat tin as long as I can find a way abt it dat car wil b mine though it all depend on d type of car I wil b risking my life for.
If its motor I wil not bother but if its machine lik latest SUV, and all dat definitely I wil risk my life for it.
Pick wetin, the 1st thing i'll do is to look for stones and try to use it to chase it... then I make sure it goes b4 I even come close!!! But the person that took the picture get mind oh!
You guys must be blind to notice that this snake is 100% watchful, sensitive, observing, awake and ready to strike. Too daft to acknowledge the fact that it is there all cus of the key. Like someone commissioned it to guard the key. Pity ya sorry ass!
You guys must be blind to notice that this snake is 100% watchful, sensitive, observing, awake and ready to strike. Too daft to acknowledge the fact that it is there all cus of the key. Like someone commissioned it to guard the key. Pity ya sorry ass!
I'll only pick the key if it's my favourite snake,yea ( a 4kn dead snake, that's my favourite snake), I don't think this is dead so keep ur CAR(S) and ur KEY(S). Mind even Usain bolt can't outrun this snake if it comes to that.
Tell me where the spot is, am a snake trainer, i need do is to direct the head of the snake to another position, pick up the key and redirect the head to the same position.
Lolzzzzzzzzzzzz. Linda, leave dat tin as long as I can find a way abt it dat car wil b mine though it all depend on d type of car I wil b risking my life for.
If its motor I wil not bother but if its machine lik latest SUV, and all dat definitely I wil risk my life for it.
Piece of cake. That is a Puff Adder snake. The key is too close to its head to be able to successfully strike a target. Accuracy of strike is guaranteed the further the target is from the snake. At this point, the snake will do nothing.
If i cant kill the snake or use stick to take it, hmmmm. Depends on the car ooo, I will risk the bite if the car is worth 10M upwards. I ll be ready with a rope to stop the blood flow in my arm tho
And if you knew about snakes like you think you do you'd know that's a Rattle snake... And has the highest fatality rate in Nothern America... #sipstea
I will look for a long structured stick that will be able to pick up the car key. A stick that will enter the handle of the car key. if the snake prepares to attack me, than i will find a way of kill the snake
There are sticks everywhere.....use a stick to retrieve your car keys....case solved + snakes are not poisonous, poison can only be injested (swallowed)...... Snakes are mostly venomous
If a snake like this is standing in between me and my blessing, there is only one option, that snake must die. I must claim my possession by fire, by force.
You gat to be kidding me.. thats a Russels viper.do you know how potent the venom is.??its gonna cook you from inside.. it destroys body tissues..and hardly.. heal..unless the affected area its cut off.
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What's d car brand ? And where's dis ? Let me go pick it real live.
If you know about snakes like I do, this will be a piece of cake.
EVN IF DE SNAKE IS SLPIN, I WNT PIK IT...I KNW WEDA NA KEKE DE CAR B??WAT IF U DNT LIVE TO PIK IT???I DNT WANT OOH....TOMJERRYSWIT
Seen
Haha i will throw stone in the other direction and pick the key once the snake is distracted
Lol
Linda u too pick d key and d snake and car is urs
Is that not a horned viper? Never! I won't even try, only poverty stricken and terribly desperate people would even consider it.
Abeg I don't want to die yet which kind key and car be that? God forbid.
I will distract the snake with a dead chick and the key plus the car is mine
I Will Trek Gladly.... No Thank You.. Keep Your KEY and CAR...
NO THANKS....(Buh surely d snake wnt stay dere forever,I might be ready to wait
I will
Just show me d snake
a.k.a EDWIN CHINEDU AZUBUKO said..
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Kill the snake and take the car, as simple as ABC...
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***CURRENTLY IN JUPITER***
Shey dey snake sef dey sleep,i'll pick it! Where can I locate em?
if killing it is allowed,then i will win the streak.
Lolzzzzzzzzzzzz. Linda, leave dat tin as long as I can find a way abt it dat car wil b mine though it all depend on d type of car I wil b risking my life for.
If its motor I wil not bother but if its machine lik latest SUV, and all dat definitely I wil risk my life for it.
According to the story my late uncle told me (Pa. Stephen Ayodele Akinsete) this species of snake will only strike any thief who wants to pick the key. But if the owner emerges, he will recoil backward for him to pick it if u are not the owner, don't go near else u sign ur death warrant be that .... I have forgotten the Yoruba name but the story is real so he said ( either myth I dunno)
The fear of snake is the beginning of wisdom oo
Lol see talk oh
Machet don finish for market ne?
It might be a proposed legal way to take life.
This person must be charged for attempted murder.
◇◇◇◇◇◇ If ignorance is bliss, wipe the smile off my face
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Ahbi the snake no dey die
I too pick the key o,definately God will shut the mouth of the snake for my sake...
Depends on type of key. If na key to 2015 super charger RR ,then all i need is a razor and rubber .i will pick d key
Linda ur not srz ooo . lol well i would try if I die I die but it really depends on the kind of car I want to risk my life for.Linda take note
According to the story my late uncle told me (Pa. Stephen Ayodele Akinsete) this species of snake will only strike any thief who wants to pick the key. But if the owner emerges, he will recoil backward for him to pick it if u are not the owner, don't go near else u sign ur death warrant be that .... I have forgotten the Yoruba name but the story is real so he said ( either myth I dunno)
I wan pick am die... Shuu
Wll just do nagin for the snake and pick the key.. Lol
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I wan pick am die... Shuu
Wll just do nagin for the snake and pick the key.. Lol
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If that was a python, I'd have attempted. That looks like a viper though... so no go for me. Cars aren't worth lives.
They have many things that scare snakes now,
I will use one and collect the keys.
And it's rattle snake.. one of the most poisonous snakes in the world.
No!!! tnk u,my life is more important dan d car #lolz
Linda believe me I will make the snake sleep and pick the key, just give me the address of the place
Linda u can have it from the bottom of my heart.
I wil go nd meet pple dat gv xpert on snakes,,,make dem gv me d track to folo,,,lol....I must collect dat key oooooo
I Sure Will!! With GOD Nothing is Impossible!!...hey snake gerara here you know what m saying!...
Kill the snake and collect the key....dats all
I can. First thing first kill the reptile. Engr Emy
Hmm unless through mystical power i go just go there and pick am.
Linda you see why u ibo people are wicked and dangerous.
Can you fuel the car? Pick and you will drive it in your grave.
Noo Thank you, i think i will walk!
I will risk it jare
This is exactly the replica of the gift of the devil. There is always evil or harm attached to it.
Why not am going for the key but the snake must get hit first. e go die gon..
i would kill the snake first and pick the key shekina
God forbid.
Not until you kill the security guard the car is urs.
Nebuchadnezzar!!
God forbid.. let d owner pick it himself of herself.. at d appointed tym my will cum it ease. Cos d Lord said I am d God of ease so therefore with ease will it cum
WTF
Thank you very much. I dont want the car biko.
Find good weapon and attach magnet to it....that way I can easily pick the car key.
THIS S PUFF ADDER,,,,,,,,,,,, VERY DEADLY, BUT DONT EASILY STRIKE, UNLESS YOU ATTEMPT TO TOUCH ITS TAIL, WHERE ALL ITS VITAL ORGANS ARE...... SO TOUCHING DAT PLACE S A THREAT TO IT,,,, BUT ANYONE CAN PICK UP THIS KEY AND NOTHING,,,,,, JUS CALM DOWN DONT RUSH TO GET IT AGITATED OR MAKE IT FEEL BEING CHARGED
Never!!!... I love my life.
Lol no easy way to make it
Hahaahahhaahah or else it's jaguar ferrari ford mustang if nt I wnt dare
I cant. Cant trade my life for a car
Linda its easy na. Kill d snake and pick d key, shekina
Improvise that's all
Pick the what? Linda na joke u dey o
Anuty linda dem send u come dis morning..lol
Lol. There nothing there. I can do it.
Ck Jacob blog for fiction stories
Throw something to the other side nd pick ur key nwayoly
Is this the world dumbest test?
Some blessings are not meant to be. But on a second thought I will quietly use a stick to pick the key........ But ehnnnnnnn my liver no done reach this one CUZ even the sound of my heart beat will alert the snake
Simple, use a long stick to move the keys away from the snake.
Why Not? I don't need to worry myself too much ,i have a nice pump action gun,that will not be a problem for my gun,the car is mine.
Chiefo from Europe
O Boi......
I go risk take it, i swear
Pick which key? I will abandon the car as well. See terrible snake.
I will look for a big rock and crush the snake and walk away with my blood spattered key!
I will take the risk with a standby first-aid kit. Maybe kill the snake before picking up the keys.
even if na key to a gold lambo or bently or g-wag i aint picking that *hi...
Lailai
Won't try that rubbish, because of car. My life is worth more than the car
I will dare you! Lol
That particular type of Adder/Viper is dangerously venomous.
Good fucking luck with that.
Me still luv snakes though. At least the non/less poisonous ones.
Hold ur gift
I have used long stick and kerosine to pick the key.Linda where is my car?
I pass... Am allergic to this reptile
It wont bite, theis wont harm you unless you touch its tail,and the tail is hidden in the soil.
For all I know it might be a key to a pogeuot 504
Theres no condition dat says i cant kill the snake before picking the key, or i cnt use a stick to pick the key. The vital question though is, is the car worth it?? if its a Range Rover Sport, hell yes. if its a 2005 kia rio, hell no. i wuld tell you the owner to gerrarahere.
stone d snake and pick d key ........simple
I will dey far place and use long stick to remove the key from dat place
That car key is not worth getting a bite from a viper for ..Please replace it with a 2015 Mercedes G65 AMG and call me
kill the snake first and pick the key.
give me d location only
Come to Ijebu. I'll give U Snake Bite Antidote. D Snake will just look at you dumb while U take d keys..... lols.
Not worth the risk...what if the car is volvo? I'd rather pass....
If I hear say I no pick am....as a bad sharp guy na to use long stick take am....if u wan chop with devil u gatto use long spoon....#Notyme
If I hear say I no pick am....as a bad sharp guy na to use long stick take am....if u wan chop with devil u gatto use long spoon....#Notyme
If I hear say I no pick am....as a bad sharp guy na to use long stick take am....if u wan chop with devil u gatto use long spoon....#Notyme
kill the snake and pick the key.
Lol..I know want oo.
Well the key doesnt look like that of an expensive whip so it aint worth it
that one is not hard....i will just look for a very very long stick to use to drag d key to myself shikena.
That's a viper!no way!
I'll get close enough to pour the snake fuel, then I'll pick d key
Hehehehe! I don't want the car biko. Linda take note!
This is a toyota primera. Too old a car to risk my life för. Lindaobserve
Hehehehe! I don't want the car biko. Linda take note!
No never I 8 snakes
I will take the car key, kill and eat the snake.
na wa o linda, haba the key doesn't look like dat of a rolls Royce or a Porsche sef
Hmmm... Carry go cos i won't dare abeg.
God forbid... I hate snakes
i wont pick it for anything...
I would if it's a range rover 2015
Put on hand gloves and the key is mine
Lolzzzzzzzzzzzz. Linda, leave dat tin as long as I can find a way abt it dat car wil b mine though it all depend on d type of car I wil b risking my life for.
If its motor I wil not bother but if its machine lik latest SUV, and all dat definitely I wil risk my life for it.
as if there are no more sticks in the jungle....even if its a tortoise car, would flog/strike the hell outta that snake for the fun of it sef....
I go use rope and stick
My life is more valuable than car key
Pick wetin, the 1st thing i'll do is to look for stones and try to use it to chase it... then I make sure it goes b4 I even come close!!! But the person that took the picture get mind oh!
You guys must be blind to notice that this snake is 100% watchful, sensitive, observing, awake and ready to strike. Too daft to acknowledge the fact that it is there all cus of the key. Like someone commissioned it to guard the key. Pity ya sorry ass!
You guys must be blind to notice that this snake is 100% watchful, sensitive, observing, awake and ready to strike. Too daft to acknowledge the fact that it is there all cus of the key. Like someone commissioned it to guard the key. Pity ya sorry ass!
I'll only pick the key if it's my favourite snake,yea ( a 4kn dead snake, that's my favourite snake), I don't think this is dead so keep ur CAR(S) and ur KEY(S). Mind even Usain bolt can't outrun this snake if it comes to that.
If that key in front of that snake is for my dream car, I will give up on cars and proudly be a trekker.
Busy Fingers.
Lol, olaniyan joke abi?
I want the car and need the keys - there is a snake in my pathway
Kill the snake and make suya out of it.
Pick the keys and the car is all mine.......
Linda how does that sound?
Options:
Look for a snake charmer to pick the keys and pay him - it is called outsourcing -- No laugh o
Or taser the snake till it faints pick the keys
There are many ways to solve a problem
Thank u ma. U can keep d key
I'll distract the snake with my shoe then pick the key fast fast.
I WILL USE A LONG STICK AND DRAG THE KEY
Tell me where the spot is, am a snake trainer, i need do is to direct the head of the snake to another position, pick up the key and redirect the head to the same position.
I don't need it abeg, my life is vry precious 2 me
@ Tamara Lixir, it's a rattle snake and not a horned viper
Lolzzzzzzzzzzzz. Linda, leave dat tin as long as I can find a way abt it dat car wil b mine though it all depend on d type of car I wil b risking my life for.
If its motor I wil not bother but if its machine lik latest SUV, and all dat definitely I wil risk my life for it.
Piece of cake. That is a Puff Adder snake. The key is too close to its head to be able to successfully strike a target. Accuracy of strike is guaranteed the further the target is from the snake. At this point, the snake will do nothing.
Take it. Ritual things
Pick gini? So I'll now risk my life because of a car? If i hear...
Kai
Must I pick it with my hands? I will use a stick.
NA TO GIVE THE SNAKE SOMETHING CHOP BELLE FULL THEN U COULD PICK YOUR KEY GENTLY COS IT CANT MOVE WHEN ITS SATISFIED
Lolzzz i no want
Let me see the make of the car, before deciding what to do.
Abeg Linda na only you waka come this morning with ur gift o n so na only you go pick your key by yourself gbam!
They would have placed the car key in front of a Lion, a Tiger or a bear let us see how many people will try it!
Ooooooooooh my...!
I wil throw a rat to it
And take my key.
WHAT IF IDISTRACT D SNAKE AND PICK D KEY?ASK ME HOW. DONT WORRY JUST LET ME KNOW WHERE D CAR IS,FORGET HOW I WILL GET THE KEYS.
A very long stick will do it.
If i cant kill the snake or use stick to take it, hmmmm. Depends on the car ooo, I will risk the bite if the car is worth 10M upwards. I ll be ready with a rope to stop the blood flow in my arm tho
Fuck the key..see the olden days remote sef.. mtsheew
And if you knew about snakes like you think you do you'd know that's a Rattle snake... And has the highest fatality rate in Nothern America... #sipstea
I'll pass bikoo
I will kill the snake first and then pick the key
An offering and a gift, perfect combination. Use the snake meat to celebrate the car gift, SIMPLE!!!
Will pickup the key and drive myself to the nearest hospital
Will pickup the key and drive myself to the nearest hospital
I will look for a long structured stick that will be able to pick up the car key. A stick that will enter the handle of the car key. if the snake prepares to attack me, than i will find a way of kill the snake
i will employ hausa men that knows how to tame snakes. The key is mine
There are sticks everywhere.....use a stick to retrieve your car keys....case solved + snakes are not poisonous, poison can only be injested (swallowed)...... Snakes are mostly venomous
No b only car, house nko?
~D great anonymous!
would simply get a long stick and use it in picking the keys
If a snake like this is standing in between me and my blessing, there is only one option, that snake must die. I must claim my possession by fire, by force.
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Linda, I wonder why you like posting pictures of snakes. You better separate yourself from satan. Serpent and satan go hand and hand.
Me n d snake will trade,it is biz.
Mtchewwww it's not key for benz c63 amg, so am not picking
pick a boo nii
Na to use stick collect the key now......
Na to pour the snake hot water.. nd pick the key asap[
As long as i can live and breathe comfortably without a car, then i'll pass biko.
You gat to be kidding me.. thats a Russels viper.do you know how potent the venom is.??its gonna cook you from inside.. it destroys body tissues..and hardly.. heal..unless the affected area its cut off.
na stick things na
first i will evaluate the worth of they car,,, if its worth the risk, then nothing can stop me, i go pick am, even pick the snake join
Get a very long stick and remove the Key, then the car is all yours...simple logic.
take some antidote minutes before carrying the key...then its all yours.lolz
abeg go and carry a stick and take the key its not stated that one must use hands
Lolz
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