Read some of the funniest, toe-curling Facebook status update fails
Reddit yesterday shared some of the funniest, most embarrassing and idiotic Facebook status update by some users...and replies from their followers. It's hilarious! Continue to see more...
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funny minds write funny things maybe they are would have been comedians
Looolz these stuffs am sure are not from Nigerians. I know the type of mistakes we do. Whites can be so dumb that it will require another Jesus dying on the cross to save them.
The president of the federal republic has just declared a promo on Nigeria Immigration Service (NIS)job opportunities. The promo goes thus: -Lose one member of your family and get 3 slots free(3 job opportunities in NIS). -Lose an eye and get an immediate employment. -Lose one leg and get an immediate employment. -Lose one hand and get an immediate employment. -Provide one dead person in your family to get 3 slots free. -Pay N1000 as a job seeker who has no income,come for a job screening exercise, make sure you lose at least one part of your body to get immediate employment. Better still, die in the process and secure 3 job slots for your family. This is the kind of country we live in.
Hahahaha, "the tooth bleaching, the xmas-gift-ranting-boy and so much for calling me dad " ...got me laughing hysterically ....and oh " hippocrates " too ....I have had to show my colleagues now ....we all LOLing
Blood Of God!!! And they said Naija academic levels have dropped? These White people are in Real trouble, their ignorance no get limit. this their own generation is doomed. No sense at all!!!
Wow! I'm in awe of the human stupidity. I hope its not passed on through genes. My gosh! Especially the mom who was proud of her kid and they were both wrong
I love how some people have a way with words and sarcasm. So funny. For those saying there's nothing funny or that they don't understand. I'm really sorry. It just means you're not as intelligent as you think you are. Don't just come here to fight and argue. Improve yourself!
The truth is, these update fails were as funny as hell, maybe not up to the extent of rolling on the floor.
Unapologetically, if you didn't find these amusing, then either you have seen them before or you lack the necessary literature skills to understand the fun in these.
A play on words and a tale of twisting situations is always amusing.
Thank God I'm alone in the office, been laughing my head since I started reading this post and LIB readers comments are just cracking me up more. This type of post isn't meant for most Nigerians Linda, they just can't get it. Give them recycled jokes by Basket Mouth or AY and they will be happy.
loooooollllllll.....Hypocratessss...hahahahaha yes na linda there are alot of Hypocrates here hahaha...and for those who said the jokes are funny, i bet thats the effect of watching too much naija movies, it has decreased your brain cells. so all you laugh at are unintelligent jokes. this is a classic to me men...
to all those peeps "who didn't see anything", keep doing the same thing you do every day. if you cant understand simple use of a figure of speech, what den can you speak as English language? its called Sarcasm, it can be found in the dictionary right after Porn. aha! you can also read up on it on Google!(am sure some won't understand this).
To those posters that have not had the intellectual mindset to appreciate the hilarious comments inherent in these social media posts - your case is beyond redemption! Lol
114 comments:
funny minds write funny things maybe they are would have been comedians
are those post surpose to make me laugh,well thats a piece of shit!
Linda, na wa 4 u o. Most of them aren't even funny
PURPLE
Looolz these stuffs am sure are not from Nigerians.
I know the type of mistakes we do.
Whites can be so dumb that it will require another Jesus dying on the cross to save them.
~BONARIO~says so via NOKIA3310
Dumb ass peeps! Hehehehehehe! Had a good laugh ds morning. Esp the "Titanic" one and d hashtag . They can't be serious!
Mehn, this people can lie..hahahahaha.... Lion for lunch, what about giraffe.... So funny....
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Twitter own worse though......
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Funny indeed
I love Americans! God bless America!! Lmao
Lol.
I guess these are all white folks lol
thanks linda...great way to start my day...laughing
Lol let em check Nigerians fb updates,they'll shed tears laughinh their hearts out
So funi hehe dat I 4 got 2 laff, mtchew on 2 d nxt 1 abeg
I laughed in china
It is well. This generation will survive. The coming one m not so sure of
Hilarious...lol
Maybe coz i cldnt c clearly bt i thought it wasnt funny till i got 2d proud mom moment after d@ i was lol
Lool dude's so dumb and gullible...lied bou hs parent not getting him shit 4 xmas and hs mum came to rant on facebook
funny.
Onyx Godwin's comment about Malaysia being an African country should be here! Lmaao!
Funny #bright bravo#
Nt funny to me
Haha. Crazy pipo
I don't see anything funny in these posts,they ar so wack and dumb...linda,u don jogodo
Hahahla crazy pipo
Haha. Crazy pipo
Lol
Hilarious!
Lolz. Funy indeed
THe original site is called lamebook.com. Lots of funnny facebook statuses there. You're welcome
Hahaha...rotfl...this is hilarious indeed!!!
Lol,amazeballs!!
Hilarious!!!
Linda warris dis na
Ok!..Seen!
This is crazy!!!...Lol
Pple dey o
LOL. Austria / Australia the most hilarious. ITK
Lol, nice one there
Urrmmm...didn't find this funny tho.
The president of the federal republic has just declared a promo on Nigeria Immigration Service (NIS)job opportunities. The promo goes thus:
-Lose one member of your family and get 3 slots free(3 job opportunities in NIS).
-Lose an eye and get an immediate employment.
-Lose one leg and get an immediate employment.
-Lose one hand and get an immediate employment.
-Provide one dead person in your family to get 3 slots free.
-Pay N1000 as a job seeker who has no income,come for a job screening exercise, make sure you lose at least one part of your body to get immediate employment. Better still, die in the process and secure 3 job slots for your family.
This is the kind of country we live in.
Bia Linda, Whats's So Hilarious About Those Posts?? Abi Snow Don Enter Your Head??
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Couldn't stop laughing. Linda you made my insomnia ladden night/early morning. hehehehehe. loling and rolling all the way to mphumalanga.
lmbao...he probably thought hippocrates was a major hip hop celebrity....
some people are so stupid, they should never be allowed to procreate....just let their genealogy to die out biko nu
Hahahaha, "the tooth bleaching, the xmas-gift-ranting-boy and so much for calling me dad " ...got me laughing hysterically ....and oh " hippocrates " too ....I have had to show my colleagues now ....we all LOLing
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Lmaooooo!!honestly at first I didn't get the humour..then it hit me!!hahahahaha douchebags!and the replies are even more hilarious!
Cnt see anythng funny here,,,,
All are jus some teens normal talk......
Hehehe..very funny..
Linda kpachara anya gi. What sort of childish post is this; we ain't kids hey!
Same reason I comment only on relevant posts; actually thought this was.
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I swear all of them were funny as hell, and lol at the pork loin turned Lion. Also the dad calling shit!
Omg. ..Hahahaha, damn I can't stop laughing. This really got me cracked up. I can't believe this.....Chineke mie!!!!
Oyinbo and mumurism. *Sigh*
Lol..these r some of d craziest stats I'v read
Lolz, Really hilarious.
Americans are really stupid
ROTFLAO...WTF....the one that got me cracking was "Canadians thought the Titanic..." Nawa ooo!!! Ignoramus in the highest order.
Lmao, this is sooo funny. I love how plain white ppl can be. Their corrections are not harsh or direct but will make u look so stupid
Hahahahahahhahahah, so fucking funny and dumb....
Lol... why paint out d identities na linda?... funny pieces
Wow, this just made my day..."Lion instead of pork loin". The stupidity of some people...smh. Epic!
Blood Of God!!!
And they said Naija academic levels have dropped?
These White people are in Real trouble, their ignorance no get limit. this their own generation is doomed. No sense at all!!!
Wow! I'm in awe of the human stupidity. I hope its not passed on through genes. My gosh! Especially the mom who was proud of her kid and they were both wrong
Jajajaja laughing in spanish so funny
Hilarious i must confess.
Lmao......
Haha haha father of medicine! The ode no fit spell hypocrite. Lol
Hahahaha... Dat twitter hashtag is d dumbest!!!!hahahaha...i hate "hippocrates" ? Lmao!
Na dat Christmas own funny pass. E don be for that person
Hhahahahaha dt guy forgot his mom is on fb ooo lmao.. Dts d only one I find funny the rest re jus dry jokes
LMBO. Had a really good laugh. Thanks Linda
Funny as hell... peeps out there be dumber than trucks yo
Mostly unreadable
Lollllllllll
'Lwkmd!! So much 4 calling me dad'!! Some ppl are just 'cray'
Lol
the worst of them all is the dumb "proud Mummy" who thinks her baby wrote correctly.
hahahahahahaha
lol
LMFAO!!!!....WAT????
Funny lolz
White people are so dumb! Chei!!! And these are the people we emulate? Hehehehehe
dumb folks
Re u reallin mi?dese pple re realy funny...
omg laffn my ass off so funny
Not funny
lol people are stupid
One wonders at the level of illiteracy.
loooool.
Lols...Am smelling like a swiming pool,How does it smell bikonu?
There re some dumb peeps in these world tho. Some awkward moments
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D one abouh d dad got me ROTFL...lol!+ m sure dese r nt nigerians dey r nt as dumb as dis...dese r nt d kinda mistakes we mk
Linda abeg y do u go on pinterest and find things from d humour section n post them here.abeg if there is no news just leave it blank oh. haa
I love how some people have a way with words and sarcasm. So funny. For those saying there's nothing funny or that they don't understand. I'm really sorry. It just means you're not as intelligent as you think you are. Don't just come here to fight and argue. Improve yourself!
The jokes are boring
Got. Me crackin. Ma ribs @Bonario
The truth is, these update fails were as funny as hell, maybe not up to the extent of rolling on the floor.
Unapologetically, if you didn't find these amusing, then either you have seen them before or you lack the necessary literature skills to understand the fun in these.
A play on words and a tale of twisting situations is always amusing.
Enjoy!
Thank God I'm alone in the office, been laughing my head since I started reading this post and LIB readers comments are just cracking me up more.
This type of post isn't meant for most Nigerians Linda, they just can't get it.
Give them recycled jokes by Basket Mouth or AY and they will be happy.
loooooollllllll.....Hypocratessss...hahahahaha yes na linda there are alot of Hypocrates here hahaha...and for those who said the jokes are funny, i bet thats the effect of watching too much naija movies, it has decreased your brain cells. so all you laugh at are unintelligent jokes. this is a classic to me men...
Your sense of humor is non-existent or not clever enough
Damn! Where's ur sense of humor?
And they brought civilization to Africa??
That's cos ur as dumb as those folk are. Smh @ Nigerian graduates.
.....in chinese
@edDREAMZ..i tuale for you o. you sure say dem no go add you join these people? Ah Ahn!
to all those peeps "who didn't see anything", keep doing the same thing you do every day. if you cant understand simple use of a figure of speech, what den can you speak as English language? its called Sarcasm, it can be found in the dictionary right after Porn. aha! you can also read up on it on Google!(am sure some won't understand this).
To those posters that have not had the intellectual mindset to appreciate the hilarious comments inherent in these social media posts - your case is beyond redemption! Lol
Just passing!
i believe these are jokes! NO one is that stupid!
People are dumb sha..haha
And you'll end up looking more stupid when you don't clock on what they are trying to do.. lol
They've got some next level sense of humour.
You didn't get it, did u?
Honestly, we do worse.
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